You know you are...

[Pythria]

...you are a Republican and you are considered a liberal.
...you are a Democrat and you are considered Super Liberal.

These two contradict everything else you said.

[Old Beringia]

You know your Beringian if...

...Your wife chooses not to have a job.
...Your wife always wears an apron and dress when working around the house.
...You own a pinstripe suit and fedora.
...You deliberately hit children playing in the street, with a bat.
...You have a bumper sticker that says "Better dead than red."
...You hear loud booms accompanied by flashes of light in the night.
...You know when news reporters are lying.
...You go hunting with a knife, and a pistol for backup.
...You would take offense if your neighbor got a higher picket fence.
...You question if Wal-Mart is owned by Nine and Nine.
...You sneak up on intruding animals in your yard and beat them with a bat.
...You still read the news paper.

[Zonolia]

You know you are Zonolian if...

-All your yearly wages go to the government through tax.
-You are afraid to step outside everday.
-You are a uranium miner.
-You never get to have fun...ever.
-You are unintellegent.
-You are one of the master race (there in no name for it so i dont get called a rasist i just call it Zonolian).
-You are, or have served at least 5 yrs in the military.

[Wanjestay]

You know you're in Wanjestay when:
- You pay 100% tax on income
- You know, are or are related too a supernatural being
- You have a pet wolf
- You would rather face Baal himself than have dinner with a politician (quote attributed to First Minister Daric Devonic)
- You've had, are having, or will have, dinner with Daric Devonic
- You are obsessed with the life and times of Explorer Ranulph Fiennes
- You have killed either a Chinese or Russian soldier
- You have a fear of the colour purple and the word kerfuffle
- You speak at least four languages
- You were taught either Welsh or Basque as part of your military training

[OOC: Thanks to Bears Armed's sig for finding this thread/OOC]

[Saurisia]

You know you're a Saurisian Dinosaur when:

-Your tail motions differently depending on your mood
-You have an urge to use that tail for sexual purposes
-You like to stomp around
-You enjoy swatting at Humans with your tail, just to mess around
-You spit when you hear the word "Nazi"
-You believe that Reptiles are superior over mammals
-You tend to act like a hormone-crazed teenager

You know you're a Saurisian Human when:

-You wake up to the sound of roars, screeches, and other Saurian calls
-You've been swatted by a tail from a Dinosaur
-You try to stay away from beaches and public swimming pools
-You have an urge to vomit when you overhear a horny Dinosaur couple talk to each other

[Mediterreania]

You know you're Mediterreanian if:
...your friends often refer to you as a "downer."
...you own a rifle but don't know how to use it.
...you manage to be a rednack and a hippie at the same time.
...you are wanted in several other nations for "tax evasion."
...you vote on everything, including the color of traffic cones in your town.
...terrorists are considered "misunderstood" by you.
...the name of your belief system includes at least three adjectives..

[Aquilinia]

You know you're an Aquilinian if you...

• drive at least 60 mph in town, no matter what's the speed limit
• like to interrupt your way to work/shopping/the doctor/any other important thing for a cup of tea at one of the teahouses found at every street corner
• think all nations driving on the right hand side of the road are ridiculous
• can't ever get that bloody camera/radio/tv/any other electrical device working the way you want it to
• your favourite pastime is watching other people work
• don't mind that the waitress at your pub is 14 years old and has a tail, as long as she's able to give you the correct sort of ale out of the 70 on sale at your favourite pub before you even ask
• you don't give a damn about politics as long as you can go to your local pub and get pissed every night
• you think that democracy is another word for anarchy

[Vystercia-Nasucrea]

You know that you are Vystercian when.....

You like beer, but not wine, though your Italian emigrant neighbor feels the opposite and you don't think any less of him for that.
You eat large potions of meat and other fatty foods, but you also work it off because you have to keep in good fighting trim.
You think that boxing is kind of tame.
You walk by two men dueling and think nothing of it.
You dueled twice last week yourself, both times with a saber instead of a pistol.
You walk by the justice of the peace, who is jogging because he is so bored with the lack of litigants that he has to occupy his time.
You slept with his wife last week, the J.P. knows it, and doesn't care, because he slept with yours the month before.
Duels are never about women...they are about politics or accusations of false or dishonest practices, such as financial chicanery.
You visited Nasucropolis last month and had to bring along some beer, because there aren't a lot of taverns in Nasucrea.
You swim like a fish and drink like one, too.
You're familiar with the taste of seal, because you eat them once a year.
You love opera and don't think it effeminate. Ballet, on the other hand, you simply tolerate for the ballerinas.
You have a secret crush on Julia Trassi, the nation's most popular opera singer.
You have 3 wives, all of whom know about your secret crush and think it charming.
You have about 8 children, though some of them might have different biological fathers. You don't care, because you have probably stuck other men with your babies at some point as well.
You own a landed estate and think nothing of inviting the peasants over to dinner on regular occasion.
You have "Lord" in front of your name, but it isn't short for Baron or Count or Marquis. Despite being an aristocrat, you have cousins who are entertainers and even merchants.
Some of the toughest guys that you know are eunuchs, and that in a country renowned for its military prowess.
The words "feminism", "Empress", and "matriarchy" have inherently negative connotations to you.
The phrase "soccer mom" is synonymous with "cougar" and "MILF" and you have refereed matches primarily to meet the mothers who fanatically attend them.
You're a soccer mom who still attends your son's matches religiously, even though he is now 21 and a professional player. You've slept with every player in his club and half of the cheerleaders.

[Late Imperial Rome]

...when...

You've been divorced 6 times, and you've just turned 30.
You have 9 children, only 3 of them from wedlock.
You've met the Empress Lucia (widow of the late Emperor Titus) and slept with her.
She was a virgin, despite being married to the late Emperor for 8 years.
You have 4 concubines and 3 slave girls that you care about.
You met the bishop of the local Christian church at an orgy, and he was too busy to worry about you seducing his mistress.
You drink only with meals, and that is considered temperance by cultural standards.
You regularly argue with the town Stoic and then play dice with him.
Your argument was because he told you that people think you're "a bit old-fashioned for not liking boys".
You joked that you're saving all of the catamites for the philosophers, which ended the argument.
You think that bulimia is a growing social menace and wonder why the Emperor hasn't taken stronger measures against this epidemic.
You think that the new Emperor shows promise, even if he is "a bit obsessed with eradicating Christianity". Those are your words.
Your net worth is considered so high that you've been appointed to the municipal senate, and you resent the fact because it means that you have to make up any revenue shortfall from your own purse.
You have 4 villas, and so many slaves that you can't possibly know all of their names.
You're considered extremely old-fashioned because you've served in the army, despite having a wealthy background. You're admired in a "I couldn't face that, but I respect him for doing so" way.

[Vystercia-Nasucrea]

You know that you are Nasucrean when....

Your divorce papers say, "reason for dissolution: spousal oppression and double standards", and the guilty party is your ex-wife.

You saved a female cousin's life once, and she repaid you by having you castrated.

You hate all feminists and half of your female relations with a passion. The other half you merely mistrust.

You've been flogged by an ex-wife, not to mention humiliated.

You paid her back by reporting her for trial once the Dominion fell.

She was flogged and humiliated herself as a punishment. Then you got your divorce.

The City Hall in your town has thousands of painters and sculptors at work, replacing matriarchal images with more male-friendly ones.

The legal code has been drastically changed in your lifetime, to your advantage, and yet you are still paranoid about your female neighbors.

You prefer dating a eunuch, not because you're gay, but because you can trust him not to abuse or humiliate you. He feels the same about you.

75% of the intact men in your town are single or divorced, and the other 25% are foreigners.

You still don't drink, because you're too paranoid to dull your wits even slightly.

You're constantly worried about the "vanishing Nasucrean", yet you are reluctant to help solve the problem by mating with a Nasucrean woman. Those foreign gals, however, sound promising.

You're hyper-political, mostly out of fear of the matriarchy somehow returning.

You still secretly oppose the expansion of the franchise to women....you think that it's too soon after the downfall of the Nasucrean matriarchy.

Your best friend was killed by a fascist and your uncle by a Maoist. Naturally, both are scum in your eyes.

The student radicals that are left in your neighborhood are busy cleaning up debris as part of their "hard labor" sentence.

Prince Sergan and King Ar-Yos I are your idols. The monarchy to you is a great institution.

Princess Veronica is the one woman whose word is completely reliable to you, and you have a secret crush on Her Highness.

You've entertained thoughts of a mail-order bride (or two) from a country willing to export them.

You're a woman and you've been punished for past spousal abuse.

You're a woman who is still a virgin because none of the men in town trust your kind.

You're a woman who has taken to lesbianism, because only women understand your frustration with menfolk.

You're a woman and you're tired of men not trusting you, even if you know why.

You're a woman who has been punished severely for castrating men. Now, you're a social pariah to even your fellow women.

[Dom Isles]

You know you are a Dom if:
You know someone who makes more than 100,000 an year.
You are a good surfer and love to.
You hunt and love hunting for wild banshees.
You can pick a lock.
You're a badass driver.
You call people gay on a regular basis.
You dont support gay marraige.
You die before the age of 70.

[Hirsan]

You know you are Hirsanese if the following apply to you.

• Your capital city has less than a thousand actual residents.
• You can recite the Yūrei no Tawā passage from the Keika no Ryō verbatim- all 48 pages of it.
• You are knowledgeable in at least intermediate spell-casting.
• You actually think that your politicians are out to help you. (This is more or less true, however.)
• You view Firefox as the scum of all browsers that actually work.
• You access just about everything Internet-related using a Mac device of some sort.
• Your kids hate Justin Bieber. Including the female ones.
• You have no idea what an Abrahamic religion is.
• You either know a homosexual/bisexual or are one.
• You think llamas are cold-blooded killers.

[The Buchiri]

You know you are Buchiri...

- When you look forward to the mammoth racing during the major festivals as prime entertainment.
- When traveling merchants talk about cars and you can't shake the image of a horse with wheels for legs.
- When you wish the Trout Industry would get out of your country. It's scaring all the fish.
-If you know what a yurt is and find them quite nice.
- if you are slightly bitter about not having magical talents when the whole tribe has them.
- when you know that being banished and being dead are similar - but being banished is worse.
- if mammoth yogurt is a delicacy.

[Thanatophoros]

You know you are Thanatophian when . . .

. . . you're dead, but in a strange place that seems underground, now are completely pale, have black hair and much more attractive than before.
. . . you think watching a few rounds of gladitorial combat is a good way to kill a couple hours.
. . . you eat food for the sake of pleasure, because you don't need to eat it for sustenance.
. . . you think sin and debauchery are ways of life.
. . . you don't question the word of the Anarch. Ever.
. . . you speak a language as old as time itself.
. . . you literally don't understand the concept of "crime."
. . . you own a set of duelling pistols and probably have the scars to show you've been in one or two duels.
. . . you've honor-killed a cook over substandard food that you waited two days to recieve.
. . . you have an insatiable desire for all things sexual.
. . . you've slept with innumerable partners of both sexes.
. . . you can't wait until the reign of the death serpent of the mirror consumes the galaxy and can live like gods.
. . . you're going to live forever unless you manage to get yourself killed.
. . . you think dying again will be an interesting experience and do not fear it.
. . . you refer to yourself in the third person.
. . . you refuse to pay for anything with paper money.
. . . you think paying with coins is a sign of pretentiousness.
. . . you don't have, use, or even remember what a car is. You walk everywhere.
. . . you quietly fear the Kommissariat, the Legion, and the excubitors.
. . . you know at least one person who has been "detained," "questioned," or "summarily executed" by the Kommissariat.

[Tartonica]

You know you are Tartonican when

...your computer's shut down function stopped operating a long time ago due to lack of usage.
...everyone has a garden on their roof.
...everything is either as spicy as a pepper, or as salty as the Dead Sea.
...calcium-containing sodas are available in every convenience storeYes, I know this isn't really possible.
...every room has a faucet, including the bedroom.
...the average fairytale antagonist is a dragon-slayer.
...there are daily military parades in "Military Avenue".
...marijuana is sold from 9AM to 4PM for people of all ages
...tobacco is illegal.
...police cars patrol the same goddamn street every five minutes.
...every smokestack has an air freshener installed.
...the only cactus you'll ever see is in a neighbor's window.
...pork is illegal
...chicken and beef are national icons
...apples are never consumed unless in pie form
...mangoes, oranges, and watermelons are consumed on a day-to-day basis.
...the tallest buildings are visible from your bedroom window.
...the statue of your mayor, the Premier, and the Emperor are somewhere in your house.
...garbage cans become generators for electricity.

[Sucrati]

You know when you are in Sucrati when...

1. You see 6 different species living together without prejudice, are extremely conservative and religious.
2. You see ground vehicles running only on perpetual motion.
3. You see dragons literally flying around, with aircraft.
4. You have a feeling of being watched, but can't see who may be watching :3
5. You find the economy is extremely anti-socialist
6. You find a lack of unions within businesses
7. You find workers are treated better than if they were in a union (and without union dues)
8. You learn that political parties are illegal but candidates are elected by the people from specific areas
9. You learn that it is one of the oldest surviving republics to date
10. You travel 20 miles off shore and find an island allowing fascists and communists to live... peacefully together, without the ability for a military.
11. You learn that discrimination is not allowed by any means
12. You learn that all citizens hold all their rights dear
13. The Government is as small as it can get (Don't go by what my stat page says )
14. Lawsuits are at a minimum
15. You see an advanced military with... explosive potential.

[Sungai Pusat]

K, here is the newer version of our nation's.

You know you're a Pusatian if.....

1. you know English and your mother tongue.
2. you spend about 3 to 4 percent of your salary to keep up with technology.
3. you take private-owned public transport.
4. you own a biofuel car or a hydrogen car.
5. you work for ten hours a work day.
6. You earn around $160,000 a year.
7. you live no further than 250 km from your workplace.
8. you like to celebrate New Year's Day but not any other holiday.
9. you are an atheist.
10. you are not from Earth.
11. you love to go for a yearly vacation.
12. you earn a two month bonus yearly.

[Noemia]

You know you are Noemian when....

The American side of your family hates the French side of your family
You've never heard of this "god" thing before
The tiniest drop of hot sauce is enough to make you vomit
You are made of 60% rice and your pee smells like garlic and onions
You feel like you should be reading right now
You want to wear your finest dress with all the bells and whistles to go for coffee with friends, but show up naked to work
You love bands with names made of one or two random adjectives and a noun
You are stoned
You are a woman and don't understand why people are staring at your bare chest so much when you visit foreign nations
Hate foreigners but love multiculturalism

[Spaim and Neek]

You know you're Spaimish when...

...you actually know the Prime Minister rules the country
...you have no clue how to fire a gun
...you don't own a car
...you can name the date that the current constitution was signed into date
...you know the Prime Minister's name
...you know more about the Evil Chancellor's position than he does
...you have never heard of advertising
...you end up giving more of your money to the government than you keep for yourself
...you know the history behind Spaim's tri-lingualness

[Santheres]

My boredom has been marginally productive.

You know you're Santherese...
if you have two choices about where to live: the city, or the rainforest
when you wear threadbare or sheer clothing because you can't handle the weather otherwise
if wearing solid black is not stereotypically "cool," it's stereotypically "dumb"
if you consider violet to be the color of death
when you're a civilian who could legally own RPG, but decided against it because the gendarmerie is guaranteed to be better armed than you
if you bemoan racism in foreign nations, but look the other way when white Santherese are discriminated against
if you have a score of people in your "immediate family" and consider several hundred to be "close relatives"
when you think being a good Catholic involves donating to a family planning center, not going to mass
if, for that matter, you view mass as a social or artistic event more than spiritual
... but you do consider yourself Catholic
if you pretended to be an artist just to see if you could get a permit for public nudity, and you succeeded to your chagrin as you realized you have no relevant artistic ability
when you know you can legally use heroin, but don't know a single person who can legally produce, sell, trade, gift, or transport the drug
when no one even notices that you're in public without any sort of top
when there is 1 season where you live
... or there are 730, and you call them "nighttime" and "daytime"
when you consider defaulting to a masculine gendered noun or pronoun to be distasteful
if you're expected to take a sip of any drink you offer your guests, from the container you offered it in
if you expect a good opera to make use of a drum machine
if you speak four or more languages fluently, and aren't quite sure which count as native
if you think the concept of a "drive through" restaurant is appalling
when concern for the rainforest stops you from having a child
when you drink, you do it right



You know you're a noble...
if you were adopted at age 50 by a 20-year-old
if your name is preceded by a title like "conteasa" and you feel worse off for it
if you're famous and people still ask "which one?" because a hundred other famous people share your name
if the majority of the cost of a meal at a restaurant is from tipping the server
... and the host(ess)
... and the cook
... and the busser
when you're looking forward to that marriage your family helped arrange for you
if you honestly expect your cause of death to be poisoning
when the concept of being "fashionably late" is a social requirement for you
when someone refers to your "family's house" and they aren't talking a place you've ever lived in
when you are a member of one of the most powerful families in the entire region, along with a couple hundred thousand other people
if your household name is a household name


You know you're a common...
if you're a little relieved to not have a title, honestly
if you like school and are excited to attend university
when you are given two choices after secondary school: go to university, or join the military
if you join the military for the university course credits
if people don't immediately recognize your surname
when you don't vote for any politicians, but this actually makes sense to you
if you would never consider an arranged marriage for yourself
if you actually care that the government spends its money on some ridiculous things

[Xyrxia]

You know that you are Xyrxian when:

- You have a relative who remembers life before the national language existed.
- Travelling long distances via amphibious vehicle or cable car doesn't seem odd in the slightest.
- You know a couple of people who work full-time as philosophers, and they tell you the money's good.
- You've witnessed your grandfather duelling against teenage kids in poetry battles.
- Meeting older relatives in another part of the country requires a few hundred hours of study to understand them.
- A 'luxury holiday' involves not sleeping in a hut, instead of a tent.
- Many of your fond memories took place in a Union Hall.
- You wake up at 0:00 and go to bed at 6:00, and meeting up at 4:90 isn't an odd occurrence. When people ask you about AM or PM, you are bewildered.
- When you ask someone to marry you, you present them not with a ring, but with a book of memories.
- Meeting with friends to watch 5 metric hours of chess sounds like great fun.
- Lute players get all the groupies.

[Kosmanium]

You know you are Kosmanian when....
....you think "All the cool kids go to grad school..."
....you already know the weather: "Cloudy with a chance of rain"
....you have spent 3 hours debating with a friend the various linguistic merits of Latin and Japanese
....you have never seen a farm
....you have learned 6 languages by the age of 15
....you are a Modernist
....you are confused by social restrictions in other countries
....you are a Humanist
....you vote for the politician that seems the smartest, rather than the 'down-homesy' one
....you believe fossil-fuel based propulsion systems are barbaric and medieval
....the word "conservative" means "stupid"
....emotions confuse you
....you live on coffee and ramen
....you are very open about intimate relations, but your natural pedantic speech suggests the opposite
....your favorite color is dark blue
....you are inherently attracted to suits
....you love snow
....nobody cares about your personal life
....you think being a member of the armed forces is a source of shame
....you love RPGs, manga, anime, science-fiction, fantasy, computers, and video games.
....nerds of both genders are most successful in finding partners
....you have had multiple partners at one time or another, and so did they. They all knew one another.

[Talomanza]

you know your Talomanzan if......

You think most crimes should be punishable by death
You dislike capitalism, but not hate it
You love the environment and want to invent a new form of power
You are Communist
You are Talomanzan
You think everyone is equal and therefore should be accepted
You despise smoking
You Enjoy knowing the government actually cares about you

[Threlizdun]

You are a Threlizdunian if you...
-are an environmentalist
-are a communist
-are an anarchist
-enjoy a morning jog everday
-become terrified that the nation has been taken over by fascists if you don't see at least twelve different ethnic groups during said jog
-see about five nudists if it was only a short jog
-just walk up and take whatever you want without anyone questioning it
-own a pet even if you are allergic
-go hiking ever other day
-will exlpain to anyone that claims differently that spirituality and religion are polar opposites
-find the earth to be more spiritually influential than any book or building
-never stay in one home for more than a few days
-don't own a car
-go to a concert everyday
-have basically forgotten how you used to use money
-find it a civic duty to produce art
-have traveled across the country on a bike about once a month
-somehow seem to already be friends with everyone you meet along your travels
-greet complete strangers with a hug or high five
-have never seen a bathing suit before
-casually chat with random couples having sex
-forgot how to be bored or sad
-laughing is about all you are able to do
-somehow work hard while doing all these other things
-even though you love the current system and believe it is destined to develope around the world, you are still kind of suprised it hasn't failed yet
-you truly can't imagine life being any different than this

[Polish Worlds]

a Pole when you:

- had potato for dinner yesterday, today will have potato for dinner and tomorrow will most likely have potato for dinner too.
- only take seriously Ludwig von Mises from all kinds of economists.
- think Ayn Rand is the greatest political fiction writer of the 20th century.
- jump to defend any criticisms against The Witcher in a casual discussion among friends.
- hate communism
- hate fascism
- hate liberals
- hate environmentalists
- hate multiculturalism
- is suspicious of Asians
- would not pay for government-controlled pension funds even if they existed.
- would make a huge ruckus at even the suggestion of a tax raise.
- spell Vodca with c
- use antifreeze in the engine of a spaceship
- like to keep a beard
- talk with an intelligent computer that uses only vacuum tube electronics and is full of shiny and flashing buttons at least once in your life.
- see parades of cavalry with both man and horse wearing power armors.
- can fly piston prop aircrafts in SPACE
- think flower power is something totally new because it is.
- listen to disco music.
- have at least one friend that went to Woodstock.
- think Thermopylae was a walk in the park compared to the battles fought in your nation's early 20th century war history.
- look at the calendar and see you are in the 1970s despite the fact there are spaceships moving around.