You know you are...

[Denecaep]

You know you are Denecaepian if...
-The only religious evangelicals that come to your door, come saying "so what do you belive?"
-You buy a banana and it has a required "nutrition facts" sticker on it.
-You worry about a civil war arising over whether eating meat is okay.
-Your pet voted in the last election.
-Your president is an Oompa-Loompa named Moop Trooman ( no exaggeration on this one)
-Most "commercials" you see are from organizations, not companies
-Your nation's full name is the result of 56 compromises, which came about after 172 debates.

[Novus Niciae]

You know your Nician if...

- You have at least 2 pet cats
- You can't remember the last time a religious nut knocked on your door.
- You have at least 2 certificates hanging in frames on your apartment wall
- You have never paid for anything at the grocery store when you pick up your weekly food allowance.
- You live in a standard government issue apartment

You know you are a GEM if ...

- Your last name is Niciae
- You have 1000's of sisters who look just like you
- Your favorite food is sushi
- You own at least 5 guns and you can use and maintain all of them.
- You have cat ears and a tail
- You have to kneel to be able to look a baseline human in the eye
- You are part of the special forces.

[Fatatatutti]

You know you're in Fatatatutti when...

The entire national news broadcast is devoted to Gen. Castro-Stalina's return from a peacekeeping mission where she was injured while rescuing children from a burning building, and... four thousand people turn up at the airport to greet her plane, and... it's considered a valid excuse for missing work.

A suspicious-looking fellow in a red and blue flowered shirt offers to sell you canned asparagus out of the trunk of a 1960 Fiat.

You can buy watermelons and life insurance from the same pushcart.

[Polythinia]

You know you're Polythinian if...

-You test your new camera by taking a picture of yourself pointing a gun at it,
-You press both buttons on a lift as if it would make it go faster,
-You swear at the slightest of mistakes,
-You can get away with murder for 39k, oh no wait, that's the US,
-When you bump into another driver, you wordlessly step out of the car and have an extended fistfight, then exchange insurance information,
-On a phone call while eating, you ask if the other person wants some of your food,
-You carry a pee bottle onto airplanes,
-Your boss is a 95-year-old, spastic, pygmy, bisexual, Jehovah's Witness, Nazi, Croatian citizen because of equal opportunity laws.
-The government takes every opportunity to have a public holiday (If one city hosts a pogo-stick championship, the entire country grinds to a halt)

[Ixzara]

Just came up with a couple of new ones.

You know you're Ixzaran when...

---"To teach those bitches how to run a country" can be quoted straight out of your Declaration of Independence
---It's illegal to drive on a beachside road between the hours of 6am and 12 pm on a Sunday
---the internet is free and is a disaster if someone charges you for using it
---owning a dog requires a license but having children is unregulated
---there is a clothing store on every street corner
---porn is legal to view for you at the age of 15
---you have no clue what a beeper is
---you randomly quote Roman emperors, and have no clue what they meant in that regard
---you criticize nations for stealing territory from other nations, and punish them by taking territory from them to teach them how it feels.
---you can be sent across the pacific ocean for a "Local" assignment.
---Police cannot pull over light blue, or white cars for any reason on a Friday.
---Car insurance is federally required to function like health insurance. Have an accident, and just pay a 20% copay to get it fixed.
---gay marriage is a constitutionally guaranteed right
---minimum wage is federally mandated to be $10.50
---if you are threatened by a gang member, and you kick their ass for trying to steal your money. You then turn the tables and steal their money.
---cops are required to take bribes for tickets if the ticketee, has the money on hand.
---cops must give the bribe money to the government
---speeding is not illegal, and laws made against speeding are quickly nullified by the federal courts
---drug dealers make no money since all drugs are legal in Ixzara, and sold by large corporations.
---you think 20 years in Federal Prison internment is a "Light Sentence"
---the local club/bar is also a casino
---bottled water is federally mandated to be free
---your cell phone generally has more capabilities than a laptop
---your car can easily do 285 Miles per hour, but you prefer not to since everything is within walking distance from your apartment.
---quantum physics is a high school class.
---life grinds to a halt for the slightest thing (e.g. a soccer game causes the whole country to shut down as people go home to watch it.)
---Voting is mandatory
---You speak 5 or more languages
---When you live in an Megametropolis of 80 million people
---there is a cap on gas prices
---the city you live in has a larger economy than that of every single other economy in the region except your own countys
---It takes 5 hours to drive 8 city blocks
---there are more than 3 airports in your home town
---you don't have to leave the country to go on vacation
---your last name is "Solorzano"
---the city you live in accounts for 40% of the electricity consumption in your province
---economic booms happen on a monthly basis
---Capitalism and Socialism exist in perfect harmony in your country
---Autosporting events draw millions of tourists from other countries to see them, but you don't give a damn about them
---military spending hits 50 trillion Liras
---if you've never seen a hobo in your life
---Conservatism is unheard of
---advertising commercials are all about sex
---The official name of your country resulted from 374 debates, 206 compromises, 3 civil wars, 4 assassinations, 14 treaties, 776 acronyms, 3,421 legal translations, 2 annexations, 5 languages, 2 races, 933 duels, 6 constitutions, 7 secessionist movements, 1 extinction, $14 billion worth of campaign money, the illegalization of English muffins, destruction of the national rainforest, 2 government office relocations, 562 protests, 6 official languages and relocation of 12 national monuments. Result------->The Liberal Democratic Federation of the Ixzaran Republic and Former Rhaetian States and Provinces of the Eastern Caspian Kingdom and Former Southern Rakulan Empire.

But. we tend to use "The Federation of the Ixzaran Republic" to avoid confusion.

[Grandais]

You know you are Grandian if...

...you scoff at the idea of 'CD collections', preferring to keep everything either on vinyl or pirated software
...and the idea of paying for land
...or food
...you freak out at seeing a church service
...or advertisements for one
...you wonder why everyone else makes such a big deal about nudity in films
...or swearing
...it's normal for your car to be snowed in
...if you have one
...you wonder how 'popular music' could possibly be popular
...or how capitalism caught on
...or how monarchy still exists
...or coal mining
...you have served in the military
...and still have your gun
...'revolutionary' is a genre of music
...you know not to meddle in the affairs of wyverns
...or keep one as a pet
...you wonder why everybody doesn't just speak Russian
...you fly the tricolour in front of your house

[Jakobia Minor]

You know you're from Jakobia when...

...you know that anyone can be a native Jakobite, it's all about spirit and not place of birth
...you learned how to field strip an AK-47 before you could ride a bike
...your parents find your stash, and yell at you for not sharing
...you can identify multiple rifles by the sound of their firing
...you experimented with homemade explosives before you experimented with sex
...you've never seen a brand new automobile
...you've never seen a prison, and find the concept abhorrent
...you've made some extra scratch selling oregano and sea salt to foreign teenage tourists
...you know at least one person who was killed hopping freight trains
...you know what a skank is (and it's not a person, and nothing to do with sexual morality)
...you know what the "boulevard of broken bosses" is
...even the patches on your clothes are held together by patches
...the major academic holidays are Mabon, Samhain, Yule, Imbolc and Ostara
...you look forward to the May 1st celebration all year
...you know exactly the image to portray to foreign press and enjoy playing the role
...you understand that everyone is part of the militia
...you don't trust anyone in a tie
...you don't understand the concept behind concealed carry licenses in other countries
...you know that the only thing more useless than an unloaded firearm is a politician
...you, and most people you know, would consider yourselves bi or pan-sexual
...the only thing that bothers you about people having sex in public is when they don't throw out their used condoms
...you can count on one hand the sets of married people you know
...it was a shock to you and all your polyamorous family when your little brother came out as monogamous, but you love him anyway
...you, or someone in your domicile, has a full set of DJing equipment
...you've been in a punk or alternative rock band and/or you can freestyle like a champ
...the mural of prophets features, among others, George Carlin, Hunter S. Thompson, Immortal Technique, Emma Goldman and George Orwell
...glow sticks are a national icon
...you look down on alcohol and cigarettes as slave drugs
...you look at MDMA, LSD and mushrooms as the drugs of choice for a free and intelligent people
...you've had your marijuana crop picked over by punk kids
......you can make a smoking device out of pretty much anything
...one of the first books you remember reading was Ishmael
...Irvine Welsh is considered the national author
...how any place can still have a royal family absolutely boggles your mind, and you assume they must not have street lamps to hang them from
...you don't know why anyone would want to own more land than they can work
...you enjoy working in the community gardens
...you understand that most of the world are way too overprotective of children...
...and you suspect that's where a lot of their problems come from

[Motokata]

You know you are from Motokata when...

...Unless you are from Motokata, you are foreign. Unless you are Asian (Japanese/Chinese/Korean/Vietnamese specifically) you are also a lesser person for it
...you are either very wealthy or very poor
...your mother is a lawyer, your father is a lawyer, you should be a lawyer too
...you can identify multiple weapons from your Modern Military Studies class
...school is something you go to when you are wealthy or have means to do so
...you might be keeping up with the Jonses
...prison is hell and god help you if go there
...you may or may not have any kind of religion
...bad mouthing the state holder is taboo
...if you are a girl you probably sleep nude with the windows open or the fan on full blast
...you keep an umbrella with you at all times
...even the patches on your clothes are held together by patches
...you think liberals (in the modern sense), commies, and socialists are just people who are to lazy to work and expect everyone else to take care of them.
...you look forward to Spring because it stops raining for five seconds
...you might be a swinger in your relationship
...marriage is held sacred (not on the basis of sexuality just being a wedded couple) it should only be broken if the situation should call for it
...you hold police and military to the highest regard, even those who may be corrupted
...you probably own a firearm
...you either live in a McMansion, a tiny apartment, small farm house or town house
...you, and most people you know, would consider yourselves bi or pan-sexual
...you can count on one hand the sets of married people you know
...capitalism is the only way
...everything you know (save for Sewage, police, fire, medical rescue, and military) is private
...the concept of government subsidization is foreign to you
...you may be alcohol and cigarettes by the time you finish high school
...you can make a smoking device out of pretty much anything
...Anime is apart of your daily entertainment, you can't think of a single person in Motokata who doesn't at least like one show
...foreign shows are also great but still not as great as Motokatan shows
...you enjoy working in the community gardens
...you pity children from liberal families
...rehab is a bunch of bull @#$*
....Political what-now?
....The idea of voting in your leaders is strange to you
...A bathroom is a room with a bath, a water closet is where you store water? but a toiletry is where the toilet is
....a bath and toilet are never in the same room together (hence the above)
....There's rich, and there's poor, there is no middle class
....You will probably have lived through at least 320 typhoons and half were super typhoons
....You will likely be married by the time you are 18 even if you go onto higher education

[Eeri]

You know you are Eeran when....

-You are probably a Baptist christian. if not you are still some kind of other Christian but you might still go to Baptist church on Sunday
-Sunday is the Lords day mostly everything is closed
-You don't understand how no one can believe in God
-Your car is a hybrid jeep
-There's 5 big cities and a million small towns and a few inbtween
-You probably live and work on a farm
-You see tourists are puzzled how a country full of Japs could be so Christian and backwards
-Your school has a fire drill, a disturbance drill, and a tornado drill
-12 years of Primary school and if you are good enough 4 years of secondary school (college or university)
-Being gay is very taboo, it's best you don't ask and don't tell
-Even if the law says otherwise your town probably outlawed Homosexuality long ago
-You will go to Church on Sunday, nuff said.
-Being liberal is being stupid
-Being liberal is supporting communists and babykillers
-You are charitable and help the poor and needy but only if they ask for it
-Being Conservative is the Lord's way
-Sports aren't that big of a deal
-Even if there is rich and poor in Eeri, you seldom feel divided by class
-Your school is either very big or a one room school house
-Prayer in school is apart of your every day routine
-Recess isn't just for young school children
-Office work is seen as suffocating you much rather be out in nature sewing your seeds or preaching
-You run for cover when the sky goes from blue to black in a flash
-Softball is the biggest sport you play
-Music is always good
-Your ipod is your best friend
-Uniforms are only for very wealthy schools
-You might get pregnant out of wedlock and will be expected to raise the child
-Income tax fluxes but the refunds are always minimal it seems
-If you are a farmer some may see you as a hillbilly or a hick, you just see your self as someone who works hard for their money
-Boy or girl, summer days on the farm means shirtless overalls
-The city is fun and adventurous and sill very safe
-There isn't a house with out a basement or at least a root cellar
-You expect a flood every spring, no sense in fighting it you might as well just let the water run its course and receed
-Spring time is also when you expect to see more tornadoes
-Ice cream is your favorite summer time treat
-Eat hardy and work hardy
-You still wonder why obesity is a problem everywhere else
-Political correctness is not apart of your vocabulary
-Your speech is long and drawn out, ya'll
-Day Month Year (04/08/2010)
-You are always happy to see tourists but you probably will ask if they've accepted Jesus Christ as their savior
-It's hot and humid year in the summer and spring, mild and humid in the fall and winter but there's the occasional snow flurry.
-anything bellow 60 degrees Fahrenheit is too cold

[The Pelican Nation]

You know you are from Louisiana/the Pelican Republic if...

- The local Sheriff's men find the moonshine...and they ask how much you charge for a gallon.

- More people walk, ride bicycles or horses in the capital than drive cars. Motorized transit is mostly cargo and distance related.

- You are not legally qualified to drive a car, but the Civil Aerial Patrol has you on the call-up list of skilled reserve scouting pilots.

- You came in second place during the annual County Fair's marksmanship competition...to your kid sister...

- When you go to church on Sunday, the reverend sometimes curses, just to keep everybody paying attention.

- If anybody is stupid enough to call you "son of a bitch," he will regret it before the words finish leaving his mouth.

- Damn, but that sister o' yours can shoot.

- You learned how to properly butcher, cleanse and cook numerous wild animals before you were legally old enough to have sex.

- One of the first things you were expected to do when you turned sixteen was help the town blacksmith make you a field knife.

- Grandma just drank you under the table last night. Again.

- She drank your dad under, too.

- You told your dad something was creeping around the fences again, so you both got down the shotguns and called the Sheriff's Office. No sense being too careful in Eaters country, is there?

[Junak]

You know you are junak when...

1. Family is the most important thing in your life
2. You love Junak's national history and tradition the most in your life, and you respect all foreign traditions and national histories
3. You wake up at 06:00 each morning.
4. You eat only food of the national cuisine.
5. Everyone wearing traditional cloth of Junak is well - respected by everyone. Traditional clothing of Junak is used for the meetings of high importance, and wearing suit is considered non - polite.
6. Oldest member in the family is the most - respected member of the family. Same is for the bigger communities, oldest inhabitant is considered wise and he is asked for opinion and solution for every matter.

[The Black Plains]

You know you are the Black Plains when you:

Condemn the World Assembly as a World Governance.
Commend other nations for being Hellafuckinballstothewallawesome.
ANAAAAARCHYYYYYYY!

[The Shee of Sphericus]

You know you've been assigned to Area Sixty-Nine too long when...

-You have received a message that stated it would self-destruct
-You were grievously injured when you ignored this warning
-You have used the phrase "If I told you, I'd have to kill you", with a completely straight face, and meant every word of it
-The last one-night stand you had occurred because the woman became incredibly turned on when she asked your name and you said, "That's classified"
-You use your parkour training to avoid traffic/get to work on time
-You own contact lenses and hair dye in every conceivable color for your race
-The first thing you do when entering an unfamiliar room is check the number and locations of exits and prioritize them based on stealth and convenience
-You have entered a room so discreetly that your best friend didn't realize you were sitting right next to him until you spoke
-Your wife/girlfriend has mistaken you for an intruder and tried to kill you
-You could confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life, but you're fairly sure that once you started to actually do so a sniper would take you out
-Your family doesn't know what you do for a living, but to be fair you're kind of in the dark about what they get up to as well
-"Defensive driving" means making sure you're not being followed
-You have used a knife to extract information from somebody
-You get aroused watching the dentist scene in The Marathon Man
-Your driver's license is redacted
-You not only know where the bodies are buried, but put some of them there yourself
-You have nailed a target with a throwing knife from the window of the building across the street
-You have hacked into another country's defense network just because you were bored
-You were especially bored that day, so you uploaded pornography to said defense network
-You don't particularly like the country you hacked, so it was gay and/or shemale porn

LOL!

[Noravea]

You know you are Noravean if you

...Are in the Military
...Prefer the Color Blue
...Bisexual (We have the highest Gay Population in the world)

[Uganova]

You know you're Uganovan if...

- You see politicians, before taking office, burning the Uganovan flag at the request of the official oath.
- You were elected to a political office before you were 21.
- You have an IQ over 120.
- You receive electronic "get well" cards that self-destruct within 5 seconds.
- You have sex before you are 14, as a part of the government-mandated sex education programme. (It's protected sex, of course.)
- You regard comedy as the national sport.
- The sense of humour you have is so dark, it's unlikely anyone who enters is going to return alive.
- You can say, "Gay incest in Arabia is an interesting concept" in at least four different languages.
- You have a mass grave from the Bloody Revolution of the 40's and 50's in your backyard.
- You wake up at 5:30 in the morning... and you regard it as waking up late.
- You challenge your eight-year-old to a contest of drinking each other under the table... and she wins.
- You have a girlfriend. And you're a girl.
- You graduate from high school at age 15 when starting school at age 4.
- You regard 21 degrees Celsius (70 Fahrenheit) as being too hot, and 12 degrees Celsius (54 Fahrenheit) as being too cold.
- You wear the same clothing for the weather type all year long.
- You are either rich, or slightly rich. And you regard it as average.
- You had your first drink of champagne at age six.
- You get a choice of cabernet sauvignon, gamay, pinot noir or merlot to drink for lunch at school.
- Alcoholism is humourous, yet uncommon, which makes it humourous.
- The heads of your nation swear at foreign conferences.
- Your monarch is referred to by his/her real name, not some name like John I with a ridiculously long name.
- You just have to watch the latest football game on television.
- The average person makes more than ₮138000 yearly (about $100000 USD, when matching it to the Singapore dollar.)

[Lovable Weirdos]

You know you're from Lovable Weirdos when...

you think capitalists are eeeevil barbarians
you're still wondering who these 'men' people are
you refer to your leaders with cutesy dimunitives
you don't give two hoots about slavery
foreigners tearing their hair out trying to figure out your language's pronounciation is a common sight
you make millions of bucks a year even though you took half of it off
you have the exchange rate memorised
you have a blog
you're 6 years old and have a blog
of course you're a god, you're pantheist
you're a catgirl
you know they're called catgirls, not nekomimi, get it right!
anything above 18.5 C gets the OMGBURNING response
you've uploaded porn onto a kiddy site
calling someone the MF word is considered completely inoffensive
you're bisexual
your nation's offical name was the end result of 1234 civil wars, 101 governments, 6587 diplomatic meetings, 12 attempts at genetic engineering, 1 threat of nukes, the decriminalization of pot, the recriminalization of pot, 4757 executions by lethal injection, 8 different offical languages, 47,567 slaves, 3 ...unfortunate offical names, 8 horse races, 99 compromises, and one game of The Sims 2 Double Deluxe. Then you changed it just because the leaders got bored.

[New Amerik]

You know you're from New Amerik when:

-you read a Superman Comic and wonder why the government keeps letting him live.
-When you go to an airport, the scanner reports how many biological items you have on you.
-You laugh at the term Internet; It's Interweb, stupid!
-At the marriage ceremony, the liscense has options for state of living, species, and relation to self.
-You hear a doctor say "Do no harm", and you wonder why he dropped the "Permanent" out.
-The worst insult you can call someone happens to be UnAmerikan.
-When someone asks where you and your sister went, you reply "Honeymoon."
-You list your address as street number and skylane section.
-You're history class covers a period of 34 years.
-9/11 is remembered as the day terrorists bombed the Kuwait capital building.
-When applying to college, you only fill out one application: to the Hall of Unorthodox Science.
-You've graduated from the Hall of Unorthodox Science.
-When a country on TV talks about things like morality and ethics, you scoff at them as being backwards.
-You've tricked a tourist into going into the New York Rad Zone for fun.
-You've got porn from twelve different sites on your computer, and they're all provided by the government.
-When you see a picture of another country's capital city, you scoff at it's puny vertical size.
-When at a checkup, the doktor drinks you under the table.
-You accuse the doktor of cheating, since his stomach converts alchohol to energy.
-The head of the country shoots a foreign diplomat for swearing at a televised conference.
-People clap.
-You believe in three gods: The Emperor, Science, and Progress.
-You know how much you're worth by looking at how much cash you have.
-You've stolen a kidney from a tourist before you were 13, and your mother was pissed because the hospital asked for the liver.
-You find the concept of ammunition to be quaintidly outdated.
-You found LSD weaker than the cough syrup your doktor gave you.
-When a farm boy taunted you for being a city slicker, you shot them in the head.
-Your cat Mittens is made of 34% flesh, and 66% mechanics.
-Someone hands you an assault rifle, and you wonder where the hell the plasma casing is.
-The local fishvendor is the offspring of Cthulhu.
-Somebody says their country broke off from the U.S., and you remind them the U.S. was destroyed three years ago.
-You wonder why they spell Amerikan with a 'c'.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

You know you are Chazicarian if you
7. Hate it when a new Anime/Manga shows or movies comes out

If our people were to meet then it's safe to say riot police on both sides will have a very busy night, on an LA scale.

[Epicnopolis]

You know you are from Epicnopolis when,

...You walk into a busy street and there are people having sex, and they ask you if you want to join
...it is considered shameful to be a vegetarian
...you consider Gay marriage to be normal
...homework is illegal
...DDD's are normal
...you're a hippie
...you procrastibate profusely
...the drinking age is 17
...you can get a drivers license at 14
...the legal age for sex is 16
...you think the ages for consent are way to high
...you don't know what a cougar is
...you're a pervert (not a pedophile)
...everyone pretends to care
...the economy secretly relies on porn to get it by
...you have a visual simulator for whatever you want
...Republican's and redneck's are shunned upon
...before you eat you pray to the almighty Dragon, Shenron
...after you pray to Shenron, you pray to Goku
...after you pray to Goku, you pray to Vegeta
...after you pray to Vegeta, you pray to Gohan
...after you pray to Gohan, you pray to Gotenks
...after you pray to Gotenks, you pray to Piccolo
...you constantly forget to pray to Piccolo
...you are person

[New Amerik]

...you are person

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[The Parthians]

You know you're a Parthian when...

...You midly criticize Allanean culture, while sitting in a Cute Bunny Burgers outlet.
...Your cologne precedes you into a room.
...You wear silk shirts to work
...You drink enough tea to make your urine brown.
...You judge nations based off their antiquity.
...You speak gramatically perfect English with an exceptionally heavy accent.
...You don't understand why English is more popular than Persian.
...You think meat tastes better when marinated in pomegranate juice and cooked on a stick over a charcoal grill.
...You like poetry, despite having an ample supply of machissmo.
...You know that most drugs are legal in your country, yet never bother with them.
...Your friend who does, however, assures you the best is in Mazara Palani...
...You smoke. A lot. You carry 5 packs of cigarettes at all times.
...You think smoke free means free to smoke.
...You think all wine is dreary compared to a Parthian Shiraz. We invented the grape, after all...
...You do travel sometimes, mostly to other Gothic countries.
...And when you went to Ralkovia on the Persepolis-Raskovia train, you thanked Ohrmazd that you lived in Parthia...
...You consider yourself a Zoroastrian, but aren't as heavily involved in it as you think you should be.
...You have no idea of what democracy actually is. You assume elections necessarily involve a riot mediated by a military coup. You prefer absolute monarchy as a result.
...You similarly believe that Communism is simply pure stupidity and that everyone who supports it is either evil, or stupid. You report them to SAVAK.
...You don't feel oppressed, despite what strange foreigners might claim. Parthia seems just as free as other countries, but more stable.
...You know grinding poverty exists in the slums outside the city, but you don't care because they're all Arabs.
...You really hate Arabs.
...You think all Muslims are terrorists.
...You think Parthia is the greatest country on Earth.

[The shee race]

You know you're a shee when...
-You have hacked into another country's defense network just because you were bored
-Your IQ is over 5000
-You consider a 99% an epic fail
-the Bible is in the Fiction section of the library
-You love tea and cookies more then life itself...
-You have a fully-stocked laboratory in your room and know how to use everything in it by the age of two.
-You have a slightly obsessive fondness for wearing crystals
-You have the materials and skills to make a nuke if you wanted to for some reason.
-Rather then using glasses or contact lenses you scanned your DNA, found the errant genes and fixed them. Indeed, this is precisely what happens - there are no opticians on Albia.
-

"I say, old chap, I'm on fire."
"Goodness gracious, I expect that hurts. I'll design a device to pump water from the eastern ocean up to here. You get the kettle on." "Splendid. Sugar, Milk?"

That sounded perfectly like something you might hear anywhere...
-Your computer, car, home, whatever look and feel like a Jules Verne illustrated novel - a mixture of tubes, escaping steam and pure brute force mixed with incredibly advanced biotech components and often is smarter then some humans.
-You keep hundreds of pet norns you made using the lab's bioengineering equipment...
-You keep hundreds of ettins, bioengineered workers to do household tasks which due to the way their brains are set up they love to do.
-You hear horror stories about the messed-up bioengineering experiment know as the grendels...
-You burn the flag to roast marshmallows
-You have a rabid hatred of grendels
-You spell incorrectly on the write-in ballot and accidently start a political party... which wins!
-your name takes up a sheet of paper due to all the titles, and your just middle-class!
-you walk into a bar and order tea
-your great-grandfather insists he can still drive a mecha even though he needs power-assisted limbs these days, and complains that Library Detail is a waste of his potential.
-you think "Nightmare on Elm Street" means Elm Street lost its wifi connection.
-You have to kneel to be able to look a baseline human in the eye
-You are a shee rather then a human
-The government takes every opportunity to have a public holiday (If one city hosts a pogo-stick championship, the entire country grinds to a halt)
-the internet is free and is a disaster if someone charges you for using it
-gay marriage is a constitutionally guaranteed right
-The local Sheriff's men find the moonshine...and they ask how much you charge for a gallon.
-You are either rich, or slightly rich. And you regard it as average.
-The average person makes more than ₮138000 yearly (about $100000 USD, when matching it to the Singapore dollar.)
-You hear a doctor say "Do no harm", and you wonder why he dropped the "Permanent" out.
-Your cat Mittens is made of 34% flesh, and 66% mechanics.
-Someone hands you an assault rifle, and you wonder where the hell the plasma casing is.
-You drink enough tea to make your urine brown.
-When life seems vaguely like a 1950's esque futuristic dreamworld....
-other nation's restrooms confuse you. Your restrooms terrify other nations.
-Military? What military?
-your hind-paws have retractable claws, just like your forepaws.
-You get worried if two days go day without some kind of party happening.
-You've wondered out loud more than once why foreign airlines insist on those big space-wasting wings on their jets as opposed to simple antigravity
-You've either successfully launched a rocket high enough that it went through a cloud or successfully blown all the feathers off a chicken with an explosion, also roasting said chicken with said explosion
-You know you don't need to match clothing colors, because rainbow is fun.
-You're easily distracted by - ooh, shiny!
-You wear a monocle, even if you do not need one.
-You will be outraged if your Gin and Tonic is not served on the rocks.
-You will become murderously outraged if the Tonic is carbonated water.
-You go big game hunting on a weekly basis.
-You are accustomed to cars and lorries being steam-powered
-When you, 100.000.000 people and The Emperor are running towards the local Video Game store screaming and jumping for joy whenever a new Halo game comes out
-You have accidentally blown something up while learning to harness your magical abilities
-You go to the movies and see a sign saying "Cell phones and pagers will be confiscated, you will not get them back"
-Whenever you watch Star Trek, you automatically sympathize with the Vulcans for putting up with the stupid irrational humans
-You have met members of at least three nonhuman races, including yourself
-you feel free to talk back to your C.O, and s/he takes it without reprimanding you
-you consider a skyscraper under 120 stories to be poor use of airspace
- you tried to summon some sort of demon at least once in your life. It didn't work
- tourists mistake your capital city for a village
-you simply can’t wrap your head around the concept of homophobia
-The word "religion" doesn't make any sense to you, no matter how many times it's explained.
-All hotels are norn-friendly.
-All establishments, period, are norn-friendly.
-You will routinely go into work on a day off and work for free.
-The government provides free Wi-Fi to everyone, and you don't know why everyone doesn't have it like that.
Alligators really do live in your sewage system.
-you have nightmares about standing up in front of your colleagues or classmates and realizing something's missing.. and it's your hat

[Conserative Morality]

You know you're a Moralite when...

-You follow the Imperator with hope in your eyes and a proud stride in your step... Yet still sneer at any fascists you happen to meet who are open about their beliefs.
-A constant cacophony of noise is the only thing you're used to, you fear going insane if there were ever such a horrible thing as silence in your life!
-You consider drinking wine with every meal to be a neccessity, but drinking alcohol outside of a meal to make you a drunkard, no matter how little.
-You consider Batman a crazed vigilante who should have been killed by police long ago.
-You consider History to be the most important factor of education, right next to literacy and politics.
-Referring to anyone but family and very close friends by their first name is almost unthinkable.

[Georgism]

You know you're from Georgism if

-You're an average teenager, more or less.
-You erm. Well, that's it actually. Sorry y'all.

[Satirius]

You know you are a Satirian if...

...ownership of an assault rifle is considered a sign of high status.
...that rich snob down the block bought his kid a tankette for his 16th birthday.
...you optimize your morning commute so that you turn the fewest times.
...the kitchen is consistently monitored and adjusted to ensure the production of dinner in the least time.
...your local militia organizes bake sales to save up for a new Leopard 1A5.
...you bought Rosetta Stone to make up for lost French class time when someone rigged your locker to spray donkey piss in all over you when opened.
...you then know you had it coming as you had hacked their computers to run Last Measure.
...when the radio turns to static, you think it's the latest hip song.
...all the cool kids play theremin.
...you cheer for your favorite crazed felon in the gladiatorial games, Saturday and Sunday at 11AM.
...you only use one hand to shake hands with, as the other needs to block the double-leg the other guy's making.
..."ALL CASUAL FRIDAY ALL THE TIME" is a legitimate statement of jocular protest against any rule.
..."ALL DRESS UNIFORM ALL THE TIME" is a legitimate counterpoint just as jocular.
...you remember 3-3-06, when a bunch of hicks shot at a furry convention at maximum range.