You know you are...

[Hogusho]

You know you are Birnadi when....

-You eat Marmite everyday.
-You've legally changed your name to Derek Leslie Norton Internet Security Smith.
-You're allergic to Internet Explorer 6
-You can speak 3 or more languages fluently
-You're watching Top Gear all the time.
-You keep thinking the sky is falling.
-No-one cares if you're wearing your shirt the wrong way round.

and...

-Whenever you say the word "mincemeat", you get money.

@Birnadia,
for number 5 that will make me a 100% Birnadian or Birnadion or whatever your folks is called

[Greater Albion PLC]

You know your from Greater Albion PLC when..
You spend 15 minutes a morning waxing your mustache
You refer to any other nations as "Johnny Foreigner"
You spend most of your recreational time playing polo, or tiger hunting
You have to step over beggars to reach your bentley
You start using the word "pleb"
You either live in an mansion, or live a life similar to a beggar on the streets of calcutta
You begin to complain constantly about the weather, but only make dry witticisms about being stabbed in the gut by a homeless who has asked for tuppence and been refused.

[The HURD]

You know you are HURDish...
...if the pros and cons of abortion and gun rights can be calmly discussed but the right editor choice is a hot topic
...if a 50 character regex makes sense to you
...if OpenCola is your favorite drink
...if you know that the currency of the HURD does not exist yet,, but blame the Monetarists/Keynesians/Anarcho-capitalists/communists (strike as appropriate) for this
...if you accidentally wrote an unkillable program
...if you killed animals which threaten the penguin population
...if you call your child Version 2.0
...if her or his real name is a self-referring acronym
...if someone calls you a nerd and you consider it a compliment
...if the quality of your bandwidth determines your quality of life
...if you consider your national leader a saint even though he is an agnostic.

[Khorata]

You know that you are from Khorata if,

- you have suffered greatly during King Bokassa I's reign, but now happy that you are part of King Bokassa II's dream, of a nation bigger than anything.
- that you always drive on the left side on the road, even in a nation where you are supposed to drive on the right.
- that we got recently invaded
- that 3/4 of the population of Khorata spam the internet

[Hemenster]

You know you're Hemenstrian if...

...you almost faint over seeing someone wearing a tie with little pony patterns on it
...you wake up at 5:30am every Tuesday morning to listen to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue reruns on the radio from back when Humph and Willie Rushton were around out of nostalgia
...a normal greeting for you and your friends is "what ho!"
...you pronounce "what" as "wart" (@Americans: non-rhotically, without the 'r' sound)
...you consider the Prime Minister "common"
..."Jeeves and Wooster" is an accurate depiction of your everyday life
...you have never tasted duck, for they are SACRED BEASTS
...you would vote for 'A Scotsman on a Horse' in the general election if he was a choice
...you're used to the pollies putting 'A Scotsman on a Horse' on the voting slip as a joke anyway
...you can trace your family history back hundreds of years and not find a single person who wasn't a tart
...you sometimes go to Iceland for a weekend away, or if you're more adventurous, Svalbard
...it's always too bloody wet for cricket

[Seculartopia]

Your know you are Seculartopian when...

-Its perfectly normal to you to wait in a traffic jam for 5 hours because a bisexual orgy is blocking both lanes of traffic on Main Street.
-Any Hummer you see you bash and smash.
-Your comedy is conservative satire.
-You live to piss off foreign right-wingers.
-Burning your nation's flag is about as common as the pledge of allegiance in other countries.
-Marriage is unimportant to you.
-You relax when you are 18, because of the eternal illegalization of The Draft.
-There is no "age of consent" to you.
-Your favorite music comes from a bisexual duo who models themselves after a foreign dictator and singer.
-Extradition is a foreign concept
-You think of anyone who crosses your border as a citizen until they leave.
-Unregulated capitalism seems more immoral than secularity.
-Your favorite statue is one of Lady Secularity impaling a Inquisitionist in the genitals.
-Education is solely on the internet.

[Diatraba]

You know you're from Diatraba when...
...you or lots of boys around you are very plump/overweight/obese
...you own a slave or two
...you think Communism is the best thing in the world
...you engage in sex with your sex slave regularly
...you (as a young boy) deliberately fatten yourself
...you like eating lots of food

[Hodori]

You know you're Hodoran if...
- The leading cause of death is heatstroke
- You are nocturnal to try and avoid dying from heatstroke

You know you're an urban Hodoran if...
- You live within walking distance of either a train station, bus stop, or a supermarket
- One personal automobile per five thousand people does not sound strange
- You have gone 300+ km/h on one of Hodori's highways, either as the driver or a passenger
- Most of your drinking water comes from the local desalination plant
- Most of your table salt also comes from the local desalination plant

You know you're a rural Hodoran if...
- You consider a personal automobile smaller than a pickup to be too small
- You consider a personal automobile larger than a Hummer to be too large
- You have a rifle for protection, not from other people, but from tigers
- The highlight of your day (or night, rather) was an attack by a feral and hungry Hodoran Tiger
- "Walking distance" is how far you can go before being attacked by a feral and hungry Hodoran Tiger

[Spetsnazastan]

You know you're from Spetsnazastan when...
-You hate capitalism
-You have access to the highest quality education
-Your nation is based on the Russian troops of special purpose
- All citizens carry assault weapons
- Student organizations have access to APCs and military aircraft
- Your goal is an international socialist revolution
-You treat the enviroment with respect

[Min Nan]

You know your from Federation of Min Nan when..
-your Ban-Lam-Gu is totally perfect
-you got a beautiful Minnanese wife or girlfriend
-you can smoke and get drunk after 17 years-old
-you volunteer yourself to join the militia training
-you hate fags and act more religious
-you admire our national heroes & respect our history
-you are a anti-communist & anti-dictatorship
-you are the best & you are the greatest
-you know how to help the poor
-you are a baseball fans of our National League

[The shee of Albia]

You know you'r an albian when...
-You have hacked into another country's defense network just because you were bored
-Your IQ is over 5000
-You consider a 99% an epic fail
-the Bible is in the Fiction section of the library
-You love tea and cookies more then life itself...
-You have a fully-stocked laboratory in your room and know how to use everything in it by the age of two.
-You have a slightly obsessive fondness for wearing crystals
-You have the mateirals and skills to make a nuke if you wanted to for some reason.
-Rather then useing glasses or contact lenses you scaned your DNA, found the errant genes and fixed them. Indeed, this is precisely what happens - there are no opticians on Albia.
-

"I say, old chap, I'm on fire."
"Goodness gracious, I expect that hurts. I'll design a device to pump water from the eastern ocean up to here. You get the kettle on." "Splendid. Sugar, Milk?"

That sounded perefctly like something you might hear anyware...
-Your computer, car, home, whatever look and feel like a Jules Verne illustrated novel - a mixture of tubes, escaping steam and pure brute force mixed with incredibly advanced biotech components and often is smarter then some humans.
-You keep hundreds of pet norns you made useing the lab's bioengineering equipment...
-You keep hundreds of ettins, bioengineered workers to do household tasks which due to the way their brains are set up they love to do.
-You hear horror stories about the messed-up bioengineering exparament know as the grendels...

[Nuekallaya]

You know you're Nuekallayan if...

...you chose your career based on how easily it'll keep you from being conscripted.
...the farm where your food was produced is closer than the store where you bought it.
...you work for the government, and aren't really sure how.
...you're glad the government protects your civil liberties.
...you're annoyed the government protects everyone else's civil liberties, even if they're wrong.
...you think religion is the opiate of the masses.
...you're still outraged when anyone suggests abolishing the national religion.
...you think alcohol is immoral, but you own a hookah.
...you're tired of flocks of sheep holding up traffic.
...you still have an AK-47 in your closet, just in case there's another coup/revolution/insurgency.
...you include garlic in every single meal.
...you rabidly support democracy, but you never want to see the current president leave office.
...you assume everyone who owns a truck is a farmer and everyone who owns a car is rich.
...you live on a farm, but your electricity comes from a nuclear power plant.
...you live in the city and live musical performances are more common than CDs.

[Delkora]

You know your Delkoran if.....

....you like sweet foods/coffee
....you just apologized to the guy who ran you over
....you're liberal
....you feel bad about forgetting to recycle something
....you're IQ is over 200
....you hate capitalism
....your nose is so big that you regularly smash it into things on accident
....you get a sunburn after being in the sun for 2 minutes

[New Sparrco]

You know youre a Sparrcan if...
You are a Communist who hates Socialism
You are a Capitalist who hates inequality
You are a Libertarian who wants the Government stronger
You are a Genious with an IQ of 110
You are a Retard with an IQ of 12
You are Nocturnal
You've only read one book... The Bible

[Southern Calamaari]

You know your from Warkus when....

You find yourself in a extremely snowy land
You hate foreigners
You honour your family
You wear your family's coat of arms
You kill whoever insults you and your close ones
You think religion is old and failing
You can make 1,000,000 websites, but can't memorised all your pirated DVDs
You can memorise your family's ancient history, and Warkus'. But can't figure out if spinach is human food, or stuff to make old people smell normal.

[Joojooflop]

You know you are from Joojooflop if:

You think Zimbabwe Dollars actually have worth

You are gay and discover you are in the mainstream conservative party

You burn the flag to roast marshmallows

You have a rabid hatred of squirrels

You spell incorrectly on the write-in ballot and accidently start a political party

You are a corporate lobbyist who has an official political party

You want to import political radicals from other countries to push your ideas through the legislature

You think agnostics and moderate atheists are wimps and think a proper Atheist should denounce religion at every turn

You try to send your political opposition to a party or royal ball in another country so they miss the vote

You think the local equivalent of C-SPAN is the most entertaining TV show

You think the term "Pinko Commie" is an affectionate nickname, if you're of a certain political party

[Aquilinia]

-----remade------

[Fyorgynn]

You know you are a Fyorgynnian if:

-you believe that bears are more sacred than bunnies.
-you know that xenophobia is perfectly natural.
-you realize that atheism is a religion with all the same failings as all other religions.
-you want Thursdays to be a weekly holiday.
-you recognize that Phil Lynott was a god.
-you appreciate that all citizens are given new Beamers upon graduation of post graduate schools.
-you enjoy all Fyorgynn has to offer and know that vacationing anywhere else would be a waste.
-you understand that citizenship in Fyorgynn is not for everyone, ear piercings are required.
-you fathom that the color brown is a complete waste.
-you will be a capitalist until someone pries your wallet from your cold dead fingers.
-you need to own firearms and be trained to use them because you are part of a standing army.
-you wish raking leaves was outlawed.

[Khytenna]

you know you are Khytennan when:
- you fucking love a good election
- you think sports are great.
-Hunting is just a part of life.
- You love Free speach, even if someone says something against you.
- you learnt the national anthem at the age of 8.
- if your son/ daughter said they where gay, you wouldn't care.
- you prefer to go to small shops instead of hypermarket, it just feels right.
- you find insults between the islands as just freindly banter.
- you can take a joke.
- you look down on more 'capitalist' nations.
- you own at lest one gun.
- you been to the forrests at lest twice a year.

[Petorburg]

You know you are Petorburgian when:
- You do and act the same as everyone around you.

[The Shee of Sphericus]

You know you're a shee of sphericus when...
-You have hacked into another country's defense network just because you were bored
-Your IQ is over 5000
-You consider a 99% an epic fail
-the Bible is in the Fiction section of the library
-You love tea and cookies more then life itself...
-You have a fully-stocked laboratory in your room and know how to use everything in it by the age of two.
-You have a slightly obsessive fondness for wearing crystals
-You have the mateirals and skills to make a nuke if you wanted to for some reason.
-Rather then useing glasses or contact lenses you scaned your DNA, found the errant genes and fixed them. Indeed, this is precisely what happens - there are no opticians on Albia.
-

"I say, old chap, I'm on fire."
"Goodness gracious, I expect that hurts. I'll design a device to pump water from the eastern ocean up to here. You get the kettle on." "Splendid. Sugar, Milk?"

That sounded perefctly like something you might hear anyware...
-Your computer, car, home, whatever look and feel like a Jules Verne illustrated novel - a mixture of tubes, escaping steam and pure brute force mixed with incredibly advanced biotech components and often is smarter then some humans.
-You keep hundreds of pet norns you made useing the lab's bioengineering equipment...
-You keep hundreds of ettins, bioengineered workers to do household tasks which due to the way their brains are set up they love to do.
-You hear horror stories about the messed-up bioengineering exparament know as the grendels...
-You burn the flag to roast marshmallows
-You have a rabid hatred of grendels
-You spell incorrectly on the write-in ballot and accidently start a political party... which wins!
-your name takes up a sheet of paper due to all the titles, and you'r just middle-class!
-you walk into a bar and order tea
-your great-grandfather insists he can still drive a mecha even though he needs power-assisted limbs these days, and complains that Library Detail is a waste of his potential.
-you think "Nightmare on Elm Street" means Elm Street lost its wifi connection.

[Ixzara]

You know you're Ixzaran when...

---Voting is mandatory
---You speak 5 or more languages
---When you live in an Megametropolis of 80 million people
---there is a cap on gas prices
---the city you live in has a larger economy than that of every single other economy in the region except your own countys
---It takes 5 hours to drive 8 city blocks
---there are more than 3 airports in your home town
---you don't have to leave the country to go on vacation
---your last name is "Solorzano"
---the city you live in accounts for 40% of the electricity consumption in your province
---economic booms happen on a monthly basis
---Capitalism and Socialism exist in perfect harmony in your country
---Autosporting events draw millions of tourists from other countries to see them, but you don't give a damn about them
---military spending hits 50 trillion Liras
---if you've never seen a hobo in your life
---Conservatism is unheard of
---advertising commercials are all about sex

[Aatuylva]

You know you're an Aatuylvan if...


...If the story 'The Little Red Riding Hood' has a different ending depending which side you ask.
...If you've considered eating one of your fellow citizens.
...If you fiercely believe in religion. Just not the one of that annoying man in the downstairs apartment.
...If wrestling is considered a viable way to debate something politically.
...If you think that defining 'race' by something dealing with skin pigmentation or region is quite silly.
...If you are terrified of plush animals.
...If your head of state is a sad little bald man who drives a Gremlin.
...If maniacal laughter on the television means you can relax, he's on his pills.
...If you never insult someone about their religion, to their face.
...If you hear "BURN IT!!!" and "zOMG HUG!!!" in the same sentence, talking about the same person.
...If you go hunting in the woods, and some of your prey shoot back.
...If you say "Good Morning!" to your neighbor one day and try to pillage and/or conquer his house the next.
...If one or more of your neighbors are racists and/or members of the military.
...If your government just doesn't care one way or the other about your drug usage and free time. So long as you don't egg the Governor's car again.

[Hosuni]

You know you are Hosunii if...
- The leading cause of death is poisoning from the contaminated dust that drifts everywhere
- The waters around Hosuni are so toxic, swimming in the sea is the second leading cause of death by poisoning
- The third cause of death is heat stroke

You know you are in the Hosuni military if...
- Your weapon is worth more than what you earned in a lifetime before being conscripted
- Your weapon jams more times than actually firing bullets
- Your fighter jet looks like it will fall apart if you look at it
- You get to pilot a Ka-50 clone or drive a T-90 clone... if Hosuni industry ever makes spare parts for it
- The modern tanks and gunships are really there just to be looked at
- The only way to earn money in the military is by becoming an officer
- The only way to become an officer in the Hosuni military is through an education
- Suicide or desertion is looking increasingly appealing by the hour if you are not an officer

You know you are a normal Hosunii citizen if...
- You have a projected lifespan of around 50 years, due to the soil in the dust storms being contaminated by reckless nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons testing
- Your job doesn't pay anything
- You don't have an education, because an education costs money, which you don't have
- Your children have a 40% chance of not making past one year. They have a 30% chance of making to 20
- You are conscripted the moment you turn 20

You know you are a wealthy Hosunii citizen if...
- You can get medical treatment when you get poisoned by the contaminated dust
- You have the chance to become an officer in the Hosuni military, despite having no abilities as a leader
- You have become an officer simply because you were able to pay more than the veteran who was a conscript
- You don't pay taxes
- You have at least 5 "lower class" people under your "employment"

You know you are Bon-Hwa Tora if...
- You are highly paranoid, despite or probably because of the 300+ SRBM stockpile aimed at Hodori
- Anyone with a name of foreign origin is seen as a threat and is to be killed immediately. Except for you
- Even Hodori wants you dead

[West Floradia]

You know you're from West Floradia when...

1. You've probably joined a cult at some point in your life, particularly in high school or college.
2. You probably started a cult at some point, but got bored and forgot about it.
3. It's considered a rite of passage to join a cult.
4. However, nobody cares if you convert to a different religion (not cult) than the one you are raised in, as it's akin to going through puberty: Everyone does it, no exceptions.
5. When your child is born, s/he is baptized. When your child turns 13, s/he has a bar/bat mitzvah. When your child gets married, it's a small handfasting out in a clearing in the woods. When your child has children, they're all raised atheist. Then the oldest gets sent to a Muslim school.
6. You can freely call the President an ass pirate to his face in the middle of a press conference, and all he'll do is call you a twat-zombie. During a press conference.
7. The President's daughter kicks a would-be protestor/attacker and puts him in the hospital, when she's barely 5 feet tall and 90 pounds. She knows the weak spots. Don't screw with her.
8. Every First Lady so far has been a representative, a governor, a senator, a minister, or a department head in the government.
9. Every First Gentleman so far has been a stay-at-home dad, a teacher, a lawyer, or a soldier.
10. It's no surprise when a public official comes out of the closet.
11. Swears such as "god damn it" and "son of a bitch" are boring yet offensive, but more imaginative swears such as "you son of an ass pirating whore from Hell," "shit-fucking twat-biscuit," "fuckwit" and "Batshit-crazy cock-sucking wanker" are perfectly acceptable just because they're funny.
12. The most common porn found off the internet is anime porn, much to the amusement of everyone old enough to realize what that means.
13. The show 'Jersey Shore' is listed as comedy in every TV guide.
14. anything and everything is subjected to satire, no exceptions. Rule 14 is often likened to Rule 34 in this regard.
15. It's impossible to prank-call a politician without them prank-calling you right back.
16. Most singers are incredibly campy but deny they're gay...
17. until about 30 years after their career fizzles out.
18. Most actors walk out into cities, no bodyguards or cameras or makeup, pretend to be someone else, and actually convince people they're the imaginary person.
19. It is not okay to refer to West Floradia as simply Floradia. You may call yourself Floradian, but if you're talking about the country, you'd better not forget that "West".