You know you are...

[Benutanairan]

You know you are a Benutian if
* You fancy riding Dragons and Klendathu Warrior Arachnids
* Duel someone for insulting you
* Marijuana is part of your daily diet
* Complain about those damn filthy martians
* If you carry three guns at all times (one to hunt, one to harrass, and one to have during an Arachnid attack)
* If you are in the military since many people are
* Look down to the floor everytime the Emperors name is mentioned as a sign of respect.
* If you have over 8 children
* Are in bed 2 hours every day for personal reasons
* Have several awards from the wars
* If you freak out from PTSD everytime you hear an explosion
* If you admire Sam the insane( The most heroic soldier on Klendathu killed 5,000 Arachnids)
* Are secretly a Sadistic and enjoy acting it out on Prisoners
* Look up in awe as the Emperor is 9 feet tall
* Have Dragon ancestry in your family line.
* Are a Social Darwinist and Laissez Faire Capitalist
* Have family on the colony of Mars & Klendathu
* Have an Ape or Dinosaur friend or servant
* Try to race in a jeep along the Raptor units in the military
* Go to Church 3 times a week for hours
* If everything is closed on saturday and sunday
* If the word gay means someone living with the same sex on the Planet Cthulhic
* If You are a member of the Templaric Order of Brotherhood and a Meta
* If youre a Dinosaur but despise other Dinosaurial nations because of your raising

[Alchemarsky]

You know you are Alchaen when
- You rarely see or meet a religious person.
- You have held a low level political office at least two times.
- You have memories of your teenage years that involve working on the communal farm in some way.
- You did a tour of the countryside, working on collectives as you went.
- You had never been in a car until you got to the countryside.
- You have been going to university ever since you were 18, and you don't intend to stop... ever.
- They taught yoga at school.
- You cry when you watch the news.
- The Beatles, Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd are being played in the town square.
- "Private property" ........ Oh, you mean like clothes, and my rock collection.
- Nudity is accepted in many social situations.
- You travelled overseas, and saw advertising for the first time.
- Cannabis plants grow in the local communal farm.
- High school was awesome fun.
- You get into policy debates at the local forum.
- You can't remember the last time you paid for food.

[DASHES]

You know you are in DASHES when...

...our society looks like a militarist dystopia at first glance, but actually seems much more like a slightly-gritty utopia when seen up close and personal.

...the city you are in right now is surrounded by a giant trench filled with troops and missile batteries.

...there are always new public housing tower blocks, factories, or farms being built.

...almost everybody around you is masculine to some degree.

...you see people praying often--publicly as much as privately.

...the people you meet are direct, yet friendly and respecting.

...you notice that racism and sexism are non-existent around you, and movements to bring such beliefs to the DASHES culture are stamped out forcibly by the citizenry itself.

...you find that if no two citizens can't seem to agree on anything, they will almost invariably agree that they love their country.

...you think the idea of 'states' within a nation makes no sense.

...even the factory workers are well educated.

...you see that military parades are frequent as they always contain recent graduates of military boot camp.

...you can't see a teenager anywhere (because they are all in compulsory military academy).

...you notice that nearly everyone you meet is very proud of the armed forces.

...you notice that police do absolutely nothing when riots and protests occur, so long as citizens are not harming one another.

...you notice that the national police force strongly resembles the 1940's soviet army in everything but doctrine and ideology.

...you frequently see large, government-owned billboards threatening citizens of what bad things will happen to them if they commit violent or sexual crimes.

...there is an emergency rifle and ammunition case next to emergency fire extinguishers in all public places.

...the only automobiles you'll see are public transportation buses, supply trucks, or military vehicles.

...you have a 'Black and White' concept of morality.

...you notice that almost/at least 45% of the current population has never had sex, including you.

...you notice that people give only food to the homeless in the street, instead of money. That is, if any homeless are around in DASHES.

...you see that all roads are [mud] brick roads. Cheaper to maintain that way.

...at the end of the month you find yourself subconsciously reminded that the usage of cheap materials, Christian kindness and cooperation, a pragmatic military attitude, and a masterful widespread application of education & knowledge, are all things that keep the DASHES family together.

[Kel-Morian Alliance]

You know you are a Kel-Morian if...
- You always value wealth more than anything
- You always find wealth opportunities in everything
- You always spend a large portion of your wealth for your saving
- You always spend a small portion of your wealth for your consumption
- You are proud to drill deep into the crust of every planet you find

[The Tempest of Taubate]

1. You join the military because you thought you had to.
2. You have managed to avoid a murder charge because you killed the person between 7 and 8 o'clock in the morning, and on a sacrificial altar.
3. You equate science with blasphemy.
4. Your eyebrows don't raise when you hear about someone disappearing, and assume the government is behind it.
5. You have had a role in the Church of the Order of Violet.
6. You've seen a dipsa in their natural environment.
7. You know what a dipsa is.
8. You have a barcode on the back of your neck.
9. The first thought that goes through your mind when you act is, “Would Violet approve?”
10. Any country is more liberal than yours.

[Beringovia]

You know you are Beringovian if . . .
. . . you owned a gun before you were old enough to drive.
. . . "what's for dinner" is something you shot yourself.
. . . you consider Russia "the Motherland" but have no desire to live there.
. . . you didn't know what "pleasant" weather is like until you left the country.
. . . you’ve ever sunbathed while there is snow on the ground.
. . . your snowmobile is worth more than your car.
. . . your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.