A Tycoon visits your nation!

by **New Amerik** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:06 pm

Attention, NonAmerikan! You have made an unauthorized Transdimensional Portal into the universe of the Holy Technocracy, and your portal has been diverted into Holding Cell #682 of the Hall of Unorthodox Science, where you and your party will be interrogated, stripped of all dangerous weaponry, and then sent back to where you came. Should you make unauthorized dimensional jumps into the Holy Technocracy's territory again without prior knowledge, citizenship, or other extenuating factors, you shall be declared UnAmerikan and are legally non-sapient for the purposes of killing. Thank You.

by **Atlanza** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:07 pm

i do not get this. can someone explain?

by **Rupudska** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:08 pm

New Amerik wrote:Attention, NonAmerikan! You have made an unauthorized Transdimensional Portal into the universe of the Holy Technocracy, and your portal has been diverted into Holding Cell #682 of the Hall of Unorthodox Science, where you and your party will be interrogated, stripped of all dangerous weaponry, and then sent back to where you came. Should you make unauthorized dimensional jumps into the Holy Technocracy's territory again without prior knowledge, citizenship, or other extenuating factors, you shall be declared UnAmerikan and are legally non-sapient for the purposes of killing. Thank You.

Who says she'd travel by portal? It's terribly taxing to make portals for herself of distances more than a hundred kilometers.

by **Bakakishtan** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:10 pm

The 5 Arch Warlocks of the glorious Magocracy of Bakakishtan would like to speak to miss Jaakkola about a possible arms deal. We're mainly interested in your tanks.

You and your servants are welcome in the glorious Dark Magocratic nation so long as you do not interfere with government business. If Miss Jaakkola or her servants need anything, they need only ask.

by **Rupudska** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:12 pm

Atlanza wrote:i do not get this. can someone explain?

What part don't you understand?

Bakakishtan wrote:The 5 Arch Warlocks of the glorious Magocracy of Bakakishtan would like to speak to miss Jaakkola about a possible arms deal. We're mainly interested in your tanks.

You and your servants are welcome in the glorious Dark Magocratic nation so long as you do not interfere with government business. If Miss Jaakkola or her servants need anything, they need only ask.

But of course. Would you like magic-powered or non-magic-powered? We manufacture both.
-Eila Jaakola

by **Helghast empire** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:13 pm

ok after that incident kommandant vojislav and admiral orlock had with you that other day, orlock has come back to make some investments in your company (flanked by many guards of course, and with bionic legs after he jumped out of the window -.-)

by **Bakakishtan** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:15 pm

Rupudska wrote:
But of course. Would you like magic-powered or non-magic-powered? We manufacture both.
-Eila Jaakola

We would like a list of both magic and non-magic tanks. Right now our MBT is the Russian T-90 and we also use the T-72, Project "Black Eage" and the Iosif Stalin Tank 3 (IS3). They come in many variations, some with different armaments and others with magical capabilities.

by **New Amerik** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:18 pm

Rupudska wrote:
New Amerik wrote:Attention, NonAmerikan! You have made an unauthorized Transdimensional Portal into the universe of the Holy Technocracy, and your portal has been diverted into Holding Cell #682 of the Hall of Unorthodox Science, where you and your party will be interrogated, stripped of all dangerous weaponry, and then sent back to where you came. Should you make unauthorized dimensional jumps into the Holy Technocracy's territory again without prior knowledge, citizenship, or other extenuating factors, you shall be declared UnAmerikan and are legally non-sapient for the purposes of killing. Thank You.

Who says she'd travel by portal? It's terribly taxing to make portals for herself of distances more than a hundred kilometers.

All NonAmerikans will be stopped and checked for weaponry or illegal substances before entering the Holy Technocracy. Should she cause trouble, she'd be asked to leave the nation immediately, or be subject to the same UnAmerikan status. As a citizen, she'd be expected to follow all laws and pay her taxes as normal, or may choose to embrace the Holy Technocracy's capitalist side - which involves shutting off all gas, electric, and water supplies, not taxing you as highly, and letting you keep all proceeds from whatever business you may own.

by **Novograd IV** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:22 pm

Rupudska wrote:And servants

Russian
Ukrainian
Finnish

Capitalist
Conservative

Language wise, you're cool, Universal Basic is recognised (english) but a lot of other places also know the other languages quite fluently if the guests can't speak Novan.

You might be called up for an interview or two to boost the morale of Nekonomimi workers and such, the whole aspect on their rights is a grey area in world politics, so not much news floats about.

If you wish, I'd recommend you go to the international affairs section of a major city for the accommodation, or take up a resort in Novo Altai for the skiing and climbing. Although a lot is state owned.

Oh, and as long as you don't shout out your views to everyone, you're cool, too.

by **Rupudska** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:36 pm

Novograd IV wrote:Language wise, you're cool, Universal Basic is recognised (english) but a lot of other places also know the other languages quite fluently if the guests can't speak Novan.

You might be called up for an interview or two to boost the morale of Nekonomimi workers and such, the whole aspect on their rights is a grey area in world politics, so not much news floats about.

If you wish, I'd recommend you go to the international affairs section of a major city for the accommodation, or take up a resort in Novo Altai for the skiing and climbing. Although a lot is state owned.

Oh, and as long as you don't shout out your views to everyone, you're cool, too.

She likely wouldn't shout out her views, she's very quiet about such things. Wouldn't want to offend possible customers, now would we?

by **Helghast empire** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:42 pm

so....what exactly are you selling in the first place?

by **Rupudska** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:45 pm

Helghast empire wrote:so....what exactly are you selling in the first place?

More or less everything in the SSC section of our factbook.

by **Green Port** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:47 pm

She is welcome for 3 days, after which she has to apply for a guest visa

by **Bakakishtan** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:52 pm

We would like to know the prices, magical abilities, and your own personal opinion on the following tanks and IFV's:

Leopard II

Marder IFV

M113

by **Cornelia-** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:52 pm

Cornelia- wrote:She will do well and her business will be allowed and all that. Nalgio Guards would watch her at every moment and she must bow to the Queen once a week, and not any of the Jap crap, a proper lady like bow, yep thats how I get my way and she gets her.

by **Helghast empire** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:56 pm

I'll buy 300 of the "Panzerhaubitze 2000"

just...please don't let your bodyguard get close to my men.....

by **Rupudska** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:56 pm

Bakakishtan wrote:We would like to know the prices, magical abilities, and your own personal opinion on the following tanks and IFV's:

Leopard II

Marder IFV

M113

All three do not rely heavily on magic technology, it is mostly in the armor and the warhead. Some more powerful versions use it as an engine, however, these are incredibly noisy. Such is the price for having three piston Striker units in one space.

by **Helghast empire** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:59 pm

Cornelia- wrote:
Cornelia- wrote:She will do well and her business will be allowed and all that. Nalgio Guards would watch her at every moment and she must bow to the Queen once a week, and not any of the Jap crap, a proper lady like bow, yep thats how I get my way and she gets her.

that's very ironic that a smaller country expects the larger nation to follow your orders especially with the fact that larger one actually has a military

by **Rupudska** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:00 pm

Helghast empire wrote:I'll buy 300 of the "Panzerhaubitze 2000"

just...please don't let your bodyguard get close to my men.....

They'll be fine, so long as they don't say the P-word. (Especially since it's wrong. If anyone, it's Eila that wears pa-*train'd*)

by **Legendardisch** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:02 pm

We, The united state of Legendardisch would accept them:
IF: They dont bring weapons with them
IF: they wont spread their company.
CONSIDERING: they do!

Ok... Let go person by person.

Name: Alfred Whitley
Age: 56
Gender: Male
Race: British
Occupation: Eila Jaakola's chief butler
Species: Human
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Special Ability: N/A
Average Monthly Income: The equivalent of $45,000
Religion: Anglican (Has gotten into arguments with Eila about religion, understandably) <- Fully banned.
Speaks: English, Finnish, Swedish, German, Italian, Spanish, Latin, French.
Political Views: Conservative, capitalistic monarchist. <- Nope

Wont be let in, even inside our waters.... oh wait.... hes wanted by our Internation Organization..... KILL HIM!!!

Name: Lena Gabrelovic
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Race: Russian
Occupation: Eila Jaakola's chief bodyguard and maid.
Species: Human
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Special Ability: Extreme knife-throwing skills, can stop/restart time
Average Monthly Income: The equivalent of $45,000
Religion: Roman Catholic
Speaks: Russian, Ukranian, Latvian, Finnish, Swedish, German, Italian, Spanish, Latin, English, French.
Political Views: Conservative, capitalistic monarchist.

Will be letten in.. She apeared to have parents in Lymric.

by **Rupudska** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:03 pm

What about Eila herself?

by **Churchilland** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:05 pm

Welcome to Churchilland, while they are here I highly recommend going to one of our world class theatres or museums.
And please accept a Barrell of Giant Strawberries!

by **Helghast empire** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:06 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Helghast empire wrote:I'll buy 300 of the "Panzerhaubitze 2000"

just...please don't let your bodyguard get close to my men.....

They'll be fine, so long as they don't say the P-word. (Especially since it's wrong. If anyone, it's Eila that wears pa-*train'd*)

orlock: "so it's settled I'll buy the 300 mobile artillery pieces" *shakes hands*
random helghast soldier: "........PADS!!!!!"
other soldiers: "oh ****!" *the rest of the soldiers put their hands on their heads like a surrendering position, and the soldier who said the P-word get's mutilated and jabbed to death*
orlock: "........I'll just ignore him and go on with the deal" *shakes hand again*

by **Legendardisch** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:09 pm

Rupudska wrote:What about Eila herself?

its an alien, and she's hated in our nation, However, in our eyes the Servants are good (wel not the man.)

by **Glenerados** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:10 pm

Miss Eila Jaakkola would be presented before His Serene and Illustrious Highness,Prince Everard II and Her Serene and Illustrious Highness,Princess Christine.Discussions occur about a factory being built in Port Glenerados,the second most important city in Glenerados.
If plans go ahead,Miss Jaakkola is given title of minor nobility,Baroness or Contessa.Also offered several suitors for marriage.
If they dont then,they don't,Miss Jaakkola is forbidden to buy a house or premises in the Principality.

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