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Rupudska
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A Tycoon visits your nation!

Postby Rupudska » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:41 pm

And servants...

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Name: Eila Jaakkola
Age: 6700
Gender: Female
Race: Finnish
Occupation: CEO of Jaakola Heavy Industries, which manufactures most tanks, superweapons, railguns, and just about everything in the Strategic Star Command for the Reich, along with the occasional one-off supercar.
Species: Border youkai
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Special Ability: Manipulation of Boundaries. As in those between Life and Death, Real and Dream, wave and particle. Able to create portals to pocket dimensions, able to rip holes in spacetime, flight. (All border youkai can do this, so she doesn't see it as anything special. However, among youkai, this puts her at god-tier in power. Odd, considering she's Catholic.)
Average Daily Income: The equivalent of $162,000 USD. (Has earned most of her wealth over time.)
Religion: Roman Catholic
Speaks: Finnish, Swedish, Ukranian, Spanish, Portugese, Italian, German, Russian, Polish, English, French, Japanese, Chinese, Arabic, Latin, Very Bad Aztec
Political Views: Conservative, capitalistic monarchist.

Servants:

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Name: Alfred Whitley
Age: 56
Gender: Male
Race: British
Occupation: Eila Jaakola's chief butler
Species: Human
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Special Ability: N/A
Average Monthly Income: The equivalent of $45,000
Religion: Anglican (Has gotten into arguments with Eila about religion, understandably)
Speaks: English, Finnish, Swedish, German, Italian, Spanish, Latin, French.
Political Views: Conservative, capitalistic monarchist.

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Name: Lena Gabrelovic
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Race: Russian
Occupation: Eila Jaakola's chief bodyguard and maid.
Species: Human
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Special Ability: Extreme knife-throwing skills, can stop/restart time
Average Monthly Income: The equivalent of $45,000
Religion: Roman Catholic
Speaks: Russian, Ukranian, Latvian, Finnish, Swedish, German, Italian, Spanish, Latin, English, French.
Political Views: Conservative, capitalistic monarchist.
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The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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The Erusean Republic
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Postby The Erusean Republic » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:43 pm

I, welcome all of you to our nation. Enjoy your visit.

Signed,
President Hamilton.
FYI: I am not trying to be the Erusea in Ace Combat 4. The Erusean Republic is a mixture of most nations in the Ace combat world. SO don't say Lrn2Acecombat.

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Whairtia
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Founded: Feb 15, 2011
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Postby Whairtia » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:44 pm

Eaten once she apparently makes the wrong portal.
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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:47 pm

Whairtia wrote:Eaten once she apparently makes the wrong portal.


:palm:

I really need to proofread my posts. Try again.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Whairtia
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Postby Whairtia » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:49 pm

Well if she doesn't fly off quick she gets eaten by a Large Carnivore, or she manages to live long enough to get home and make sure she makes a good portal, time travel is bad.
What it is like to step foot on Whairtian soil

If anyone is willing to make me a flag (Because I need one :|) Telegram me :)

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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:52 pm

Whairtia wrote:Well if she doesn't fly off quick she gets eaten by a Large Carnivore, or she manages to live long enough to get home and make sure she makes a good portal, time travel is bad.


I get the feeling that you're a Saurisia clone without the technology.

Or the sapience.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Whairtia
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Postby Whairtia » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:53 pm

Nope, just Prehistoric Earth, the Dinosaurs developed some intelligence like tool making and a language. But they won't get to evolve after that soon. ;)
What it is like to step foot on Whairtian soil

If anyone is willing to make me a flag (Because I need one :|) Telegram me :)

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The empire of dragons
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Postby The empire of dragons » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:40 pm

we eat them, no, maybe we´ll "ascend" them

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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:51 pm

The empire of dragons wrote:we eat them, no, maybe we´ll "ascend" them


*sighs*

I was hoping for more elaborate responses.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Jawmaga
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Founded: Mar 03, 2011
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Postby Jawmaga » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:53 pm

Well she will most likely get killed in the water, she will find life boring as there are only tribes of strange animals to talk to.

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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:02 pm

Jawmaga wrote:Well she will most likely get killed in the water, she will find life boring as there are only tribes of strange animals to talk to.


Not even one for all three yet?

Awww...

As for the 'boring life', well, she's existed for about, ohh, 3000 years before civilization, so you'd be surprised how good she is at keeping herself entertained.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Helghast empire
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Postby Helghast empire » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:04 pm

*twitches*

kommandant vojislav: "how the hell is a corporate bastard in our country?!?!!, orlock why didn't you shoot their plane down?!?!"
admiral orlock: "they came by portal you dumbass!"
vojislav: "not my point!, they're standing in my face do something!!!!.."
orlock: "guards arrest them"
helghast soldier: *goes to tycoon* *gets knifed ( i know touhou...)*
soldier #2: "oh shit!, *tries to arm rifle* *knifed again*"
*3 soldiers rappel in through the window*
*times stops, and all 3 soldiers are viciously knifed*
soldier #5: "sir..sir......"
vojislav: "holy crap what the hell just happened?!...what it is son?"
soldier #5: "she was wearing....pads.." *gets stabbed with a fork several times*
orlock and vojislav: *glup*
orlock: "fuck..fuck...FUCK!!!...*jumps out the window*"
vojislav: "shit oh shit oh shit..SHIT!!!! *goes in escape hatch*

tycoon: "........WTF?!...."

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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:06 pm

Helghast empire wrote:*twitches*

kommandant vojislav: "how the hell is a corporate bastard in our country?!?!!, orlock why didn't you shoot their plane down?!?!"
admiral orlock: "they came by portal you dumbass!"
vojislav: "not my point!, they're standing in my face do something!!!!.."
orlock: "guards arrest them"
helghast soldier: *goes to tycoon* *gets knifed ( i know touhou...)*
soldier #2: "oh shit!, *tries to arm rifle* *knifed again*"
*3 soldiers rappel in through the window*
*times stops, and all 3 soldiers are viciously knifed*
soldier #5: "sir..sir......"
vojislav: "holy crap what the hell just happened?!...what it is son?"
soldier #5: "she was wearing....pads.." *gets stabbed with a fork several times*
orlock and vojislav: *glup*
orlock: "fuck..fuck...FUCK!!!...*jumps out the window*"
vojislav: "shit oh shit oh shit..SHIT!!!! *goes in escape hatch*

tycoon: "........WTF?!...."


And she gaps out, thinking her bodyguard has been drinking too damn much caffeine... XD.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Helghast empire
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Postby Helghast empire » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:09 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Helghast empire wrote:*twitches*

kommandant vojislav: "how the hell is a corporate bastard in our country?!?!!, orlock why didn't you shoot their plane down?!?!"
admiral orlock: "they came by portal you dumbass!"
vojislav: "not my point!, they're standing in my face do something!!!!.."
orlock: "guards arrest them"
helghast soldier: *goes to tycoon* *gets knifed ( i know touhou...)*
soldier #2: "oh shit!, *tries to arm rifle* *knifed again*"
*3 soldiers rappel in through the window*
*times stops, and all 3 soldiers are viciously knifed*
soldier #5: "sir..sir......"
vojislav: "holy crap what the hell just happened?!...what it is son?"
soldier #5: "she was wearing....pads.." *gets stabbed with a fork several times*
orlock and vojislav: *glup*
orlock: "fuck..fuck...FUCK!!!...*jumps out the window*"
vojislav: "shit oh shit oh shit..SHIT!!!! *goes in escape hatch*

tycoon: "........WTF?!...."


And she gaps out, thinking her bodyguard has been drinking too damn much caffeine... XD.



sayuk- i mean Lena Gabrelovic...can be scary....she killed 6 soldiers....she has time stopping abilities....UNFAIRNESS...

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Sorgan
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Postby Sorgan » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:11 pm

The Federation wouldn't care as long as she abides by the laws of the Federation. If she does she will be treated like a normal citizen like everybody else as all races are treated equally (by the government). If she does not she will be punished for her crimes by the Federation and treated like most criminals. If she attempts to escape during her trial this would add onto her criminal record which would most likely sit in a folder and gather dust as the legal system is extremely slow due to the massive amount of crimes in the Federation. Eventually if the case didn't come up and she still caused trouble she would be hunted by some of the Federation's more unfavorable vigilantes.

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Seviis New Island
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Postby Seviis New Island » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:16 pm

Our Supreme Leader welcomes the trio and offers them a stay at New Island's exclusive Moonlight Hotel:
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Prices start at 2500 K per night. (1 Kiora = .057 USD.)


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The Proper way to call us is Seviishimians. If you call us New Islanders we'll assume you're just referring to that particular island.

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Polar Islandstates
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Polar Islandstates » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:31 pm

Would probably join the other ones we have, rooting through bins at night, carrying rabies, generally looking like caricatures of robbers but with fur and tails, and making a nuisance of themselves in the streets of our cities. Unless we tagged her on entry you'd be unlikely to recognise her amongst the other creatures after a couple of weeks, and of course pest control would be doing their best to capture and kill them humanely should any of our citizens complain about a specific incident.


Hm, what, TYcoon? Oh, sorry.
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Tipidemica
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Postby Tipidemica » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:32 pm

She visits Tipidemica, gets to her room and attempts to do:
1) Take over Tipidemica and make it into a Nation of workers, in this attempt:
. 1a) She uses force, in the use of force, she exposes herself and her servants to combat, they kill 15 people before being captured and bounded. After they are bounded the families of the victims do what they wish to her. The CEO is raped 3 times, and beaten countless amounts of times, The serverts are pegged with fruit and have their genitalia ripped out via a wire.
. 1b) She does not use force, in this she serectly starts an uncover operation. She starts to find a plot of land and requests a factory to be built here. Her being out in the open, she is eaten by a passing Deaterdactyl. Her slaves eventually go back to their own country and take over the cooperation. They make millions together.

2) Stay in Tipidemica and meet the people. She contacts a..
. 2a) shady person who turns out to be from the same nation she is. They start talking and eventually they decide to go back home (go to 3.)
. 2b) a well dressed person who turns out to be a drugs salesman who she was not aware he sold her drugs. She becomes a Crack whore and dies on the streets. Forgetting to ever go home.

3) She leaves Tipidemica immediately, swearing to never come back.
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Oceanic Vakiadia
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:55 pm

Rupudska wrote:Species: Border youkai

Species not recognized. Once we find out what the hell one of those are... probably denied entry.
Rupudska wrote:Special Ability: Manipulation of Boundaries. As in those between Life and Death, Real and Dream, wave and particle. Able to create portals to pocket dimensions, able to rip holes in spacetime, flight.

:shock: Nothing short of a miracle would make us let her in now....

Rupudska wrote:Political Views: Conservative, capitalistic monarchist.

Okay, that counts as a miracle.

Rupudska wrote:Name: Alfred Whitley
Age: 56
Gender: Male
Race: British
Occupation: Eila Jaakola's chief butler
Species: Human
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Special Ability: N/A
Average Monthly Income: The equivalent of $45,000
Religion: Anglican (Has gotten into arguments with Eila about religion, understandably)
Speaks: English, Finnish, Swedish, German, Italian, Spanish, Latin, French.
Political Views: Conservative, capitalistic monarchist.

Let in without any problems.

Rupudska wrote:Name: Lena Gabrelovic
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Race: Russian
Occupation: Eila Jaakola's chief bodyguard and maid.
Species: Human
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Special Ability: Extreme knife-throwing skills, can stop/restart time

Bit of a problem there...
Rupudska wrote:Average Monthly Income: The equivalent of $45,000
Religion: Roman Catholic
Speaks: Russian, Ukranian, Latvian, Finnish, Swedish, German, Italian, Spanish, Latin, English, French.
Political Views: Conservative, capitalistic monarchist.

But once again a miracle saves the day.

In the end,
She attempts to expand arms manufacturing business, fails miserably because everyone is afraid of her. After being denied jobs in many locations because everyone is afraid of her, leaves nation and never comes back, taking servants with her.
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Shaud19
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Founded: Oct 30, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Shaud19 » Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:05 pm

We welcome most all leaders to our nation, but no body guards or anybody else for secrity reasons. The tycoon would be shown around and we'd asked them fot there alliance.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:42 pm

Likely, they'd be abducted and murdered by the secret police for being manifestations of all that the SRR seeks to destroy.
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Cornelia-
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Founded: Mar 03, 2011
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Postby Cornelia- » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:03 pm

She will do well and her business will be allowed and all that. Nalgio Guards would watch her at every moment and she must bow to the Queen once a week, and not any of the Jap crap, a proper lady like bow, yep thats how I get my way and she gets her.
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Rupudska
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:43 pm

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:In the end,
She attempts to expand arms manufacturing business, fails miserably because everyone is afraid of her. After being denied jobs in many locations because everyone is afraid of her, leaves nation and never comes back, taking servants with her.


Yeah, I thought that would happen. Meh, I probably shouldn't have convinced her to sell off her aircraft manufacturing branch.
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On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:57 pm

Now you're bumping with portals!
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Delpa
Secretary
 
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Founded: Mar 05, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Delpa » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:00 pm

If not hostile- She does well and makes a large Corporate Empire, she is well known and is very popular in the republic.

If Hostile, told that we have gold for her out in a near by forest, then we lock her in a dimensional Portal with a Jaratariosaurus Maxitonious, we then watch her get eaten and return the monster to its natural habitat in the forest.
Jaratariosaurus Maxitonious, the best animal ever.

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