Leading cause of Death in your Nation?

by **Knowlandia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:33 am

Old age (76%), followed by dissappearance (22%), suicide while in police custody (2%), and lost in wilderness (1%).

(OOC: why does this add up to 101%?)

by **Matalla** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:34 am

old age 57%
:clap:

by **Knowlandia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:35 am

Protovilla wrote:Drowning.

Alot of people like to swim in the canals in the cities. Then they get plastered to the bottom of a dinghy. Others just fall off the bridge because they're retarted.

(OOC: actually yours is old age)

by **Maraque** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:37 am

The leading cause of death in Tsvarchi is heatstroke.

by **EquGothic Nation** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:39 am

The leading cause of death in my nation is old age.

by **Olthar** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:40 am

Knowlandia wrote:(OOC: why does this add up to 101%?)

OOC: Rounding.

by **Smullania** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:42 am

Old age, and assorted other fronts for the liquidation of protesters. :twisted:

by **Knowlandia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:42 am

Mk Steele wrote:Old age, funny how some of my people also get lost in the wilderness and commit suicide in police custody. Here I thought my nations police force was actually nice....

You know that's supposed to mean the sops killed them at the station, right?

by **Northern Ecuador** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:43 am

Slaughter by the Mafia, who controls a good part of our Northern Slopes. At the same time, the Izan Party kills and assaults people in our cities in violent demonstrations against our high income tax rates.

by **Dondris** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:45 am

Old age as well.

by **Pattersonistan** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:50 am

Suicide in police custody. Criminals are subject to mass consumption of alcohol until they reach unconciousness. They are then drawn upon with Sharpie permanent markers with immature and juvenile phrases and pictures; this is very embarrassing. Phallic symbols are very popular with the wardens and guards of our prisons. Most criminals would rather die than fall victim to "Sharpification"

by **Lackadaisical2** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:52 am

Pattersonistan wrote:Suicide in police custody. Criminals are subject to mass consumption of alcohol until they reach unconciousness. They are then drawn upon with Sharpie permanent markers with immature and juvenile phrases and pictures; this is very embarrassing. Phallic symbols are very popular with the wardens and guards of our prisons. Most criminals would rather die than fall victim to "Sharpification"

OOC: Love your sig

IC:
Cancer and heart disease are the leading causes of death in Lackadaisical. Surprising really. Old age comes in third, but cancer and heart disease deaths are usually amongst the older demographic as well.

by **Charlotte Ryberg** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:53 am

Old Age and Cancer, although Cancer is falling.

by **Conoga** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:55 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Pattersonistan wrote:Suicide in police custody. Criminals are subject to mass consumption of alcohol until they reach unconciousness. They are then drawn upon with Sharpie permanent markers with immature and juvenile phrases and pictures; this is very embarrassing. Phallic symbols are very popular with the wardens and guards of our prisons. Most criminals would rather die than fall victim to "Sharpification"

OOC: Love your sig

IC:
Cancer and heart disease are the leading causes of death in Lackadaisical. Surprising really. Old age comes in third, but cancer and heart disease deaths are usually amongst the older demographic as well.

OOC: Could've sworn it would be liver disease.

by **Nullarni** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:55 am

Apparently its heart disease... Huh.

by **Magical Equestria** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:55 am

Ruskarkand wrote:Old age at 80%, followed by 'Acts of god' at...
Wait.
THERE IS NO GOD, WHAT IS THIS HERESY.

Speak for yourself, heathen. Our divine ruler the Princess Celestia is apparently responsible for 14% our our people's deaths.

Old age is thankfully the leading cause of death in our country, although lately there has been a shocking increase in the number of bungee-jumping-related fatalities. Someone should probably tell our people that ponies weren't meant to go bungee-jumping.

by **Xenohumanity** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:58 am

Cancer: 37% (more specifically, Space AIDS-n-fail)
Heart Disease: 36% (more specifically, MOAR Space AIDS-n-fail)
Old Age: 12%
Dissapearance: 5%
Exposure: 5%
Nuclear Spill: 2%
War: 2%

by **Public Idiots** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:01 am

Old age 44% Exposure 24% Heart disease 24% nuclear spill 7% and 1% gets lost in the wilderness

by **Vecherd** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:02 am

Heart Disease and Old Age.

by **Alevuss** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:03 am

Old Age-- 69% (OOC:

)
Lost In Wilderness-- 25%
Acts of God-- 2%
Kea Attack-- 2% (Our national animal... we do warn people not to go near them or they could probably die)
Suicide While In Police Custody-- 1% (OOC: We are sort of brain-washing our populace, unintentionally of course)

by **Sigh-a-nide** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:05 am

old age followed by lost in the wilderness..... I'm a little disturbed that 3% of deaths occur by suicide while in police custody

by **Kyraina** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:06 am

cancer

by **Nyastiran** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:08 am

1st. military service
2nd. old age
3rd. execution/death in slave labor camps

by **Bisim** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:11 am

Cancer- 40%
Heart Disease- 21%
Exposure (still not quite sure what they mean by that)- 12%
Old age- 8%
Scurvy (darn the Navy) - 6%
Malnourishment- 5%
Murder- 4%
Nuclear Spill- 2%
Acts of God- 2%
Capital Punishment- 1%

by **Drenetharada** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:41 am

Conoga wrote:Age...
Olthar wrote:Yes they do.

Quite frequently they do.

Not in my nation.

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