Leading cause of Death in your Nation?

by **Lintonian** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:46 am

Old age.

by **Animane** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:16 am

Old age

by **Seperate Vermont** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:37 am

Old Age, according to the Goon Assembly.

However, more realistically the leading cause of unnatural death is exposure.

by **Amerikians** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:40 am

Sugar Diabetes related to overconsumption of 100% Pure Vermont Maple Syrup. [I. Could. Not. Stop. Myself.]

by **Jordsindia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:03 am

Amerikians wrote:Sugar Diabetes related to overconsumption of 100% Pure Vermont Maple Syrup. [I. Could. Not. Stop. Myself.]

lol

by **Rastynhaven** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:46 am

Old Age, mostly for 165 year olds, 175 year old if one is lucky.

by **West Guiana** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:56 am

Free Tristania wrote:Old age.

by **Oceanic Vakiadia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:09 pm

Old age: 85% (Yeah, that's right!)
Cancer: 7%
Nuclear Spill: 7%
War: 1% (Second Great Penguin War: Ongoing)
Suicide While In Police Custody: 1%

by **Selothey** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:24 pm

100% Old Age...

by **Greater United Russia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:30 pm

Bear Mauling. Yes. Bear Mauling. Fear the Russian Wilderness.

by **Victorious Decepticons** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:39 pm

As usual, the WA's estimations don't even take into account the fact that robots function - and malfunction - much differently than humans. They seem to think that we can have such things as "heart attacks" and "cancer!" Cancer is especially ridiculous for us, since it's a cellular disease and we have no cells. As for "heart attacks," having a fuel pump fail isn't fatal to us; that's one of the things battery backup is for.

In any case - the REAL causes of death for Decepticons are:

Violence - 95%
Accidents - 4%
Massive Irreparable Data Corruption - 1%

Pretty much nothing else can kill one of us.

by **12 Virs** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:46 pm

Apparently it's a combination of heart disease, malnutrition and scurvy. We always thought a steady diet of curry was healthier than that.

by **Triaktium** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:48 pm

Old Age & Heart Disease. To confirm that, visit Triaktium, and check out it's People Graph. :meh:

by **Old Beringia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:50 pm

This is what my populace gets for being more buoyant than your average person.

Cancer: 45%
Heart Disease: 28%
Old Age: 24%
Murder 2%
Capital Punishment: 1%

by **Mid Lothian** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:55 pm

We're not listening to the NS stats. Apparently, this is what our causes of death were*:

1 - Old age (77%)**
2 - "Lost in wilderness" (16%)***
3 - "Acts of God" (5%)
=4 - Dragon attack (1%)
=4 - Suicide in police custody (1%)

* - Murder isn't a cause of death?
** - Old age is not a cause of death.
*** - Neither is this.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:56 pm

Cancer is the leading cause of death in Rustonia.

by **InGen JP** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:13 pm

by **Raxar** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:16 pm

Old age.

by **Sjovenia** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:16 pm

old age

by **Fr33domland** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:18 pm

Heart disease, at 25%, followed closely by cancer, at 23%.

by **Demphor** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:19 pm

Old Age, at 82 percent

by **Rupudska** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:20 pm

Cancer. At a whopping 44%.

by **Fizbar** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:38 pm

Heart disease at 32%. Only 18% make it to old age.

by **The New Gaula Reich** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:48 pm

53% old age, 22% heart disease, 11% disappearance.
Strange, disappearance went up 4%, and suicide went down, must mean the police are getting more efficient.

by **Fizbar** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:50 pm

The New Gaula Reich wrote:53% old age, 22% heart disease, 11% disappearance.
Strange, disappearance went up 4%, and suicide went down, must mean the police are getting more efficient.

We don't bother with disappearances. We prefer public executions to show everyone who's boss.

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