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by **Risen Britannia** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:19 am

we recently finished designing the MAP: Ketrel

the multi-roll amphibious attack transporter

by **Pfnochi** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:21 am

Flooding in the Capital, Llperlney, is becoming more of a problem since it subsided to several metres below sea-level (despite being more than 1000 miles from the coast).

Experiments are under way investigating the practicality reversing the subsidence with thousands of barrage balloons.

by **Emagna** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:26 am

The New Messiah appeared in the main square of the capital.
He revealed himself turning 4 barrels of prestigious Boccon red wine in 3 and a half glasses of sparkling water.
Immediately imprisoned for crime against Emagna's Constitution.

by **Zerodian** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:34 am

The anti-kingdom group "Freedom" leader, Pileus Dictum was killed in a stand off between Zerodian military and "Freedom" terrorist militia in a small abandoned house near Zerodian capital, Insignis. 12 were killed and 31 is injured from both side in this incident.

by **Fierceladd** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:47 am

300000000 refuges rejected hahahahahahaahhaha :clap:

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:49 am

Fierceladd wrote:300000000 refuges rejected hahahahahahaahhaha

You rejected an amount of refugees larger than the population of your entire nation? Something tells us they would've made it in if they wanted.

by **NMD America** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:06 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Fierceladd wrote:300000000 refuges rejected hahahahahahaahhaha

You rejected an amount of refugees larger than the population of your entire nation? Something tells us they would've made it in if they wanted.

Note that he did not say they were all rejected at the same time. He could be speaking of a total figure.

He probably wasn't, given the grammar, and the hideously excessive use of emoticons, but he very well could have been.

American law does not permit abortion, unless the mother's life is threatened.

by **The Large Steel Lords** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:15 am

The latest census in the Republic of the Large Steel Lords has reported an increase in economic power in conjunction with new legislation which has paved the way for a fledgling writer's guild to grow in economic power.

In other news, a deposit of uranium was found, and we are researching a way to reach the deposit without causing undue damage to the fragile ecosystem.

by **Septemunita** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:24 am

According to the latest mandatory National I.Q. test, the average I.Q. in Septemunita is 126, an increase of 2 points from 5 years ago.

by **Sensemillistan** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:29 am

Sensemillistan has just completed the construction of the Very Large Hadron Collider.

In related news: the nation0s first SSTO craft has just docked with the ISS in Earth orbit.

by **Whairtia** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:04 pm

Risen Britannia wrote:we recently finished designing the MAP: Ketrel
(Image)
the multi-roll amphibious attack transporter

OOC-Solid Works?

by **Greater Rhodes** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:44 pm

The United Worker's Party, Greater Rhodes' state socialist party, has elected a new leader, former University of Romagna Labour Studies professor and Member of Parliament for northwestern Leopolis Dr. Armand Ouattara.

by **Chambri** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:50 pm

Today, March 3, 2011, the Charter of Chambri Colony, an agreement between the Chambri and the Angry Amazonians, is ratified.
It can be viewed here:
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=98429#p4933477
The Chambri men thank Queen Dorean for giving us this charter and teaching us the proper way to think and live.
Long live the queen.

by **Oceanic Vakiadia** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:53 pm

Chambri wrote:Today, March 3, 2011, the Charter of Chambri Colony, an agreement between the Chambri and the Angry Amazonians, is ratified.
It can be viewed here:
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=98429#p4933477
The Chambri men thank Queen Dorean for giving us this charter and teaching us the proper way to think and live.
Long live the queen.

The Colony of Chambri has moved up to #2 on "The List of Places in Need of Liberation".

by **Chambri** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:00 pm

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:The Colony of Chambri has moved up to #2 on "The List of Places in Need of Liberation".

Not necessary. Chambri Colony was liberated by the Queendom of Angry Amazons a week ago.
That is to say, a week ago, the Queendom of Angry Amazons liberated the Chambri from the ignorant and misguided way of life they followed before contact.
The Chambri accept and support the sovereignty of the Angry Amazons and Queen Dorean I over them.
Long live the queen.

by **Oceanic Vakiadia** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:31 pm

In other news, our first extrasolar probe just reached its destination, the planet Kylaska in the Dinani Star System. It was launched 20 years ago. It landed in a strange field on Kylaska, and quickly started exploring. Its first discovery of life was a small, chicken sized amphibious thing resembling a Gila Monster, except it had eight legs and vivid blue-green pigmentation. Scientists are extraordinarily excited about the possibilities this entails.

by **The empire of dragons** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:06 pm

the dragons and the vampires signe a peace treat, now the surviving ships had gone to the hunt of the amazonians survivors.
the 20 ships that departed from the capital planet have finded the amazonian tribe in a primitive world, 17 ships stop in the orbit of the moon while 3 ships go near to the planet to launch a total invasion against the amazonian tribe, this time, they wouldn´t be survivors.

by **Chunnan** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:47 pm

Their are more buildings then animals

by **Shaud19** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:52 pm

there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.

by **Volmachtia** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:55 pm

A cult of blood-drinking demon worshippers were brought down by the military police on Thursday, March 3, 2081. All forty-three members were shot for partaking in devilry and dark magic.

by **Ferham** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:57 pm

New gubernatorial elections are fast approaching.

by **Polar Islandstates** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:58 pm

Town planners in the capital, Franz Josef City, are currently bemoaning the loss of yet another tunnelling machine. It comes as our capital works towards the nation's first underground rail system, and progress is being constantly slowed by the combination of frozen ground and hard minerals found deposited under the city. The fault means progress on the completion on the lines is now as follows:

Northern - 50%
Western - 75%
Circle - 30%
Gulley - 60%
City & Dockland - 80%
Gunnarson - 10%
Bakamoto - 50%

Rumours that an eighth line, Mineshaft, is being planned that coincidentally follows the seam of valuable minerals below the city have been neither confirmed or denied by the Mayor's office.

by **Ferham** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:19 pm

Prisilla van Oosterwijk of the Republican Party has announced she will oppose incumbent Governor Bethany Schomburgk in the bid for the Party's gubernatorial nomination.

by **The empire of dragons** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:45 pm

the first nuke exploded near the capital city of the amazonians, the second nuke in the middle of the capital city...dragon troops landed near to all the major cities of the amazonian.

by **Amazonian tribe** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:00 pm

The empire of dragons wrote:the first nuke exploded near the capital city of the amazonians, the second nuke in the middle of the capital city...dragon troops landed near to all the major cities of the amazonian.

the Amazonian army is defending the nation from the dragons army, many cities have been left in ruins and the dead rise with each passing hour. The queen and her daughters have escaped while the royal guard tries to stop the waves of dragons that menace the life of all amazonian citizens, we hope that the nations come to defend us against the dragons and their plans for ethnic cleansing

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