The Daily Issues Thread [Read OP First]

[Frenequesta]

20 Mr.Jones-es ( 1 original , and 19 clones ) each claiming to be the original and thus the owner of the Mr.Jones' clones. Attempts to single out the real Mr.Jones result in too much unwanted hassle.
Government intervention have all 20 Mr.Jones-es purged. No more Mr.Jones.

Citizens of Principality of Lonelyloner are advised to not make more than 1 clone at a time and to destroy their clones immediately after use to avoid this kind of BS happening.

In Frenequesta, all our clones are simply younger versions of the original, so it's easy to tell who is the original. No need to limit the clones except by the amount one is willing to pay for it.

[Volmachtia]

Volmachtia declares war on another four nations, bringing up the current number to 57. The combined enemy forces total over ten billion, but are generally vastly inferior to the hardened 100 million Volmachtian Shocktroopers.

[New Acardia]

Their are only 2 porn magazines in New Acardia which are the flowing
Stripper Girl and Pretty Girl

[Whairtia]

Kids watch porn every day.

[Saurisisia]

Porn is quite popular among the adult Reptilians.

[Whairtia]

Porn is quite popular among the adult Reptilians.

Forget that the Adults do it anywhere they want, wow I am going to be the new Saursia.

[Saurisisia]

Porn is quite popular among the adult Reptilians.

Forget that the Adults do it anywhere they want, wow I am going to be the new Saursia.

Pff, you kidding me? You're not perverted anthro Dinosaurs from space!

[Whairtia]

Forget that the Adults do it anywhere they want, wow I am going to be the new Saursia.

Pff, you kidding me? You're not perverted anthro Dinosaurs from space!

well, not now, but soon a bunch of humans will try to do what Dr. Hammond did, but add sapience and bam your born.

[Servoth]

The kaiser has anounced that every January 2nd, will be known as Wilhelm I Day, in honor of the Kaiser's grandfather.

[Saurisisia]

Pff, you kidding me? You're not perverted anthro Dinosaurs from space!

well, not now, but soon a bunch of humans will try to do what Dr. Hammond did, but add sapience and bam your born.

And then try to enslave them.

THAT would be their mistake.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

The believed mental disorder originating from the Eternal Forests has finally been named. It has been dubbed "Insania Silvae Sanguinariae" by a team of Psychologists who were studying it. There are still more symptoms believed to exist, but the list is already disturbingly long.

[The empire of dragons]

the 20 ships arrived to the frontier..they destroy 400 vampiric ships and lost 12 ships

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Porn is quite popular among the adult Reptilians.

We're sure it's popular with more than the adults. Unless Reptiles are considered adults once they can breed?

[Saurisisia]

Porn is quite popular among the adult Reptilians.

We're sure it's popular with more than the adults. Unless Reptiles are considered adults once they can breed?

Adults and adolescents.

[Greater Rhodes]

Rhodian imports of fresh tropical fruits and berries from Maraque have increased 32% over the last six weeks. Experts say this is from both the drop in fishing due to spring floods as well as a youth cultural movement forming around healthier eating, especially from students who have visited Maraque on vacation within the last two or three months.

[Porkotopia]

A great day in Porkotopia. I finally got "political freedoms" (the green line on my "trends" page) down to ZERO!
Ha-ha-ha-ha! That'll show those little pigs who's boss!

[Lykosia]

Today is an good day in Lykosia after the government successfully recover the economy to "Thriving" level, according to the recent WA survey. The government now struggles to bring Lykosia into a powerhouse in economy.

[Imeriata]

the royal internal affairs advisory did proudly present that the federation now have 3 billion federal subjects (Hungarians not included) to the king and the court last day.

[Kubrath]

Our minister of defence *In the nuclear bomb military department*
- Ooh, what does this button do?
...
- Oh bollocks, now half our country's gone...

[Sungai Pusat]

A new meeting is currently being planned for the anarchists.

[Al Walahi]

Today security forces stormed a warehouse being used by an outlawed terrorist group in the outskirts of the capital city. The subsequent gunfight resulted in the deaths of 11 gunmen and the wounding of 2 officers. One man was arrested at the scene and is now in custody pending a trial, the others fled the scene.

Al Walahi has faced a problem with radical groups since the early 1980's. Recently they have become more active.


- Members of the Security Forces after the seige.

[Gelfia]

Debate is currently underway in the Distributed Parliament over the extent of planned expansions to the state-run biofuel and CHON farms. Proponents point to the growing population and industries requiring biofuels, while opponents are critical of the environmental impact, as roughly half of Gelfia has been transformed from jungle to cities, hydroelectric reservoirs, and biofuel or CHON farms in the twenty-six years following colonization of the island. Research is ongoing into effective biofuel production from kelp or algae, which would open up the immediate seafloor to farming and thus relieve pressure on the land.

[TG Island]

Statistically there is more chance of being killed by a falling pineapple than by a lightning bolt.

[Vinnytown City]

Police up. Crime down

[Licana]

The Licanan Intelligence Buerau in it's current form was founded on this day.