The Daily Issues Thread [Read OP First]

[Dai Coon Ree]

SPECIAL Broadcast!

"Greetings and Salutations noble Citizens of Dai Coon Ree,

earlier we have reported about this single Ship of reptile beings wanting to take refugee in our Domain. Now it had turned out that there be many more ships following.

The *IMC Royal Avenger* has found 20 more humble eqipped Ships approaching our Borders. By Emperors decreed they be escorted to **Allegoria**. Question now is, "WHAT we do with them?" By Emperors decreed we can not opose to them being at **Allegoria** BUT the People of **Allegoria** allready feel outnumbered by foreigners and beings which seem to be VERY strong?

It seems we have a issue of major importance comming up here?..."

if this happend to my nation, they would be shot at by my nations space defense fleet

"There be Commanders who have allready thought about that, BUT the Emperor granted them refugee. I aggree its a easy way out but we aint consider us mercryless. Those beings have seen hardship we never have faced, our Empire feels strong to support those who are not as lucky as we are? Question is, WHAT will those unknown Species of reptile beings ( non humans) add to us?

The majority of Senators disagrees with the Emperors Opinion to allow them here. But on the other hand, can we say "No" to a Species in need?..."

[Fatatatutti]

The classic family movie The Wonderful Wizard Alphonse is being re-released on DVD this weekend. Pre-sales and pre-rentals have been brisk.

We're off to see the wizard,
The wonderful wizard Alphonse.
We hear he is a wiz of a wiz
Who does anything he wants.
We're off to see the wizard,
The wonderful wizard Alphonse.

(Rumours that Alphonse the duck was named after the movie wizard have not been substantiated.)

[Ruskarkand]

In the Third Day Running in the Publicity Event Week, 'Storm', the leader of Ruskarkand decided to host a national military wargame on the beach of Hython, our second capital city.
There were two teams participating in the event, each manned with a team of 120 Dragoons each, each team also had a group of 20 tanks due for retirement each, as well as VTOL support.

Both teams used blank rounds for the firefight, one man commented "It was a bloody amazing show, it seemed so real."
Overwatching the show was the Supreme Commander, 'Storm'.

One of the main spectacles of the show was when one of the tanks were destroyed, a burning crewmember came out.
This was not intended.
However, the crewmember sustained no injuries due to a natural resistance to fire, and the fact it looked like a medevac VTOL took him off.
Which it did, but it seemed in character enough for people to buy it.


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Ruskarkand is preparing to adopt a policy to pacify the Zone of Excursion in Ruskarkand to an extent, and allow tourists and citizens to visit the once bustling Capital of Ruskarkand under the safety of a guide.
We are also considering opening a national artifact shop, where a nation can request to buy Artifacts from an assorted list to be shipped to their nation.
[Definition of Artifact]

[Maraque]

The media went crazy when HRH Queen Porskynazi, you know, the low key head of state of Taerak, ventured outside of her residence for what seemed like the first time in years. Barely anybody recognized her, until one person did and then everyone else crowded around the glamorous Queen, and asked her for autographs.

[Lancov]

Lateness is seen by Lancovians as a sign of treachery.

[The BranRiech]

a large fleet of old cruise ships was detected on the outer borber of the national waters. a ship from our space defense fleet was deployed to destroy the ships from orbit with heavy railguns. after about 5 minutes of heavy orbital bombardment all 7 refugee ships were sinking to the bottom of the ocean as with the estimated 23,000 killed refugees. helicopter gunships were deployed to the debris field to terminate all survivors

[Maraque]

Punctuality is a foreign concept in Tsvarchi. When we say 12:00, always assume 12:15 or 12:20.

[Sanghelios-]

In the Third Day Running in the Publicity Event Week, 'Storm', the leader of Ruskarkand decided to host a national military wargame on the beach of Hython, our second capital city.
There were two teams participating in the event, each manned with a team of 120 Dragoons each, each team also had a group of 20 tanks due for retirement each, as well as VTOL support.

Both teams used blank rounds for the firefight, one man commented "It was a bloody amazing show, it seemed so real."
Overwatching the show was the Supreme Commander, 'Storm'.

One of the main spectacles of the show was when one of the tanks were destroyed, a burning crewmember came out.
This was not intended.
However, the crewmember sustained no injuries due to a natural resistance to fire, and the fact it looked like a medevac VTOL took him off.
Which it did, but it seemed in character enough for people to buy it.


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Ruskarkand is preparing to adopt a policy to pacify the Zone of Excursion in Ruskarkand to an extent, and allow tourists and citizens to visit the once bustling Capital of Ruskarkand under the safety of a guide.
We are also considering opening a national artifact shop, where a nation can request to buy Artifacts from an assorted list to be shipped to their nation.
[Definition of Artifact]

The Sangheili Nobles would like to visit your nation for the time being, if it proves as a amazing place we will be more than honored to help you in all cases, we are however startled by your treatment of humans.

[Ruskarkand]

In the Third Day Running in the Publicity Event Week, 'Storm', the leader of Ruskarkand decided to host a national military wargame on the beach of Hython, our second capital city.
There were two teams participating in the event, each manned with a team of 120 Dragoons each, each team also had a group of 20 tanks due for retirement each, as well as VTOL support.

Both teams used blank rounds for the firefight, one man commented "It was a bloody amazing show, it seemed so real."
Overwatching the show was the Supreme Commander, 'Storm'.

One of the main spectacles of the show was when one of the tanks were destroyed, a burning crewmember came out.
This was not intended.
However, the crewmember sustained no injuries due to a natural resistance to fire, and the fact it looked like a medevac VTOL took him off.
Which it did, but it seemed in character enough for people to buy it.


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Ruskarkand is preparing to adopt a policy to pacify the Zone of Excursion in Ruskarkand to an extent, and allow tourists and citizens to visit the once bustling Capital of Ruskarkand under the safety of a guide.
We are also considering opening a national artifact shop, where a nation can request to buy Artifacts from an assorted list to be shipped to their nation.
[Definition of Artifact]

The Sangheili Nobles would like to visit your nation for the time being, if it proves as a amazing place we will be more than honored to help you in all cases, we are however startled by your treatment of humans.

Maybe something can be arranged.
However, we cannot confirm whether it's the good kind or bad kind of startled.
It's probably worth noting that we have a rather bloody history with Humans.


Funfact:
The soil that Ruskarkand is built upon is:
70% Dirt.
30% Decomposed Human Corpses.

[Sanghelios-]

Why go to war with the Honored successors of the Forerunner? While the Humans have indeed committed devilish acts (we ourselves are not innocent either) they have proven their honor, was their a quarrel between the two groups?

[The BranRiech]

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Maybe something can be arranged.
However, we cannot confirm whether it's the good kind or bad kind of startled.
It's probably worth noting that we have a rather bloody history with Humans.


Funfact:
The soil that Ruskarkand is built upon is:
70% Dirt.
30% Decomposed Human Corpses.[/quote]

probably didnt need to know that but ok (secretly deploys space fleet to Ruskarkland)

[Sanghelios-]

Maybe something can be arranged.
However, we cannot confirm whether it's the good kind or bad kind of startled.
It's probably worth noting that we have a rather bloody history with Humans.


Funfact:
The soil that Ruskarkand is built upon is:
70% Dirt.
30% Decomposed Human Corpses.[/quote]

probably didnt need to know that but ok (secretly deploys space fleet to Ruskarkland)[/quote]
Meanwhile sends a Sangheili Fleet to meet with Dragoons.

[Ruskarkand]

Why go to war with the Honored successors of the Forerunner? While the Humans have indeed committed devilish acts (we ourselves are not innocent either) they have proven their honor, was their a quarrel between the two groups?

Let me summarize this up into a nice, biased viewpoint of our history.
-Humans make Dragoons.
-Human leaders turn themselves into Dragoons due to recognition of Superiority.
-Dragoon leaders are fought against by the nation.
-Dragoon leaders convert army, and commit xenocide against the humans, thats ONE.
-Dragoons barr humans from entry to Ruskarkand.

-Dragoons open borders to humans after 50 years.
-Humans assassinate leader.
-Dragoons commit xenocide against the humans, thats twice now.
-Dragoons kill off the Human Military Forces.
-Dragoons barr off Ruskarkand.

-Dragoons find Monolith.
-Monolith royally fucks up the capital city, we are not ok with this.
-Monolith converts some of us to preachers, we get the 'We're ok with this" look.
-Humans come to the Monolith, Dragoons not happy.
-Dragoons commit Xenocide against the Humans, thats the THIRD BLOODY TIME NOW.

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Ruskarkands fact today is that more and more Human S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs are flocking to the Zone of Excursion that was once our capital city, the reasons for this are undisclosed.

[Seperate Vermont]

Progress on the new territories of Vermont is going "quite well", according to a report by the Foreign Advisory.

The same cannot be said for Mr. Yate's pronunciation, after he struggled with and mispronounced "Ajorikanuxian" repeatedly.

[Maraque]

Several dozen journalists laughed loudly when they were in Ms. Abani's office while she was on the phone with her Vermonter counterpart Mr. Yates, when she boldly said "I have no fucking idea how we say it either. I just sort of guess and go with it, people usually understand."

Moments afterward, HRH King Whirnak appeared from a side door, picked Ms. Abani up and threw her out of the window, before promptly walking up to the phone, and properly pronouncing the word to Mr. Yates.

[New Acardia]

Both Eastern Orthodox Christians and Western Christians will be celebrating there Easter's on the same day. For the second year in a row

[The Land of Columbia]

Medically unnecessary abortions are considered homicide within the FSC.

[Revea]

Crepas are one of the most popular desserts in Revea

[Dai Coon Ree]

"Greetings and Saluations noble Citizens of Dai Coon Ree,

his Highness the Highlord has opened Spring Celebrations on the core World. People all over the Empire coming to the Throne World to celebrate this Event. Fun, Joy and Games are provided during the 3 Day Celebration. We hope our Foreign Guests enjoy this as much as we do.

Diomodes System: Pirate Scum has dared to lay siege on one of the most important Trade Routes of the Empire. Highcommand has ordered a Task Force to get rid of this Pest like Issue. Actually we ask ourself why they do that, AFTER the Senate has granted them so many independance? Some Hardliner say we shall eradicate them like Bugs, what they actually are...We will report about this as matters unfold.

The *IMC Royal Avenger* has returned from the Refugee Mission on our Borders. Ship and Crew have performed admirably. Imperial Highcommand has grantet the Crew a whole Week Shore Leave on the Throne World. Many People have joined the arrival of the Flagship docking *Antilles Fleetyards* The commanding Admiral is expected to have Dinner with the Emperor. *IMC Royal Avenger* you carry our Pride!

Until next Time...

Hallowed is the Empire!"

[Fatatatutti]

Representatives of Alphonse have emailed the government of Seperate Vermont to inform them that the proper pronunciation of "Ajorikanuxian" is "Quack!"

[Dai Coon Ree]

"Greetings noble Citizens of Dai Coon Ree,

today we are at the imperial Fleetyards of the *Kuat Coon System*. His Highness the Emperor is here to christian the 1st of many Eclipse Class Battleships the *IMC Escalivur*. This state of the Art ship will serve as the Emperors personal Flagship and guard the Core world.

Some technical Data for those loving statistics:

The most deadly weapon carried by Eclipse-class ships is an axial superlaser. This superlaser is the pinnacle of Imperial destruction in our fleets.

An Eclipse's superlaser easily had the power to destroy other Super Star Destroyers, as the Annihilator found out when Tyber Zann **The main Designer** seized the Eclipse's incredible power above Kuat. **A testing Maneuver performed with the *IMC Annihilator a Super Star Destroyer of older design**

Destroying other ships however, doesn't show the extent of the Eclipse's superlaser's power. These weapons were capable of slashing through any planetary shield to crack open a planet's crust and sear entire continental landmasses. The massive superlaser is more widely used to destroy enemy capital ships and space stations during combat

The class benefited from the most significant weaponry-improvements of the last few decades. This included gravity well projectors and improved ion cannons. Additionally, these behemoths were armed with hundreds of heavy laser and turbolaser mountings.

In addition to its firepower, the Eclipse's armor and shields is so powerful that it could ram enemy ships without any risk of taking damage.

Now with this Ship 5 more are produced:

**IMC Hades, IMC Assindia, IMC Ceasar, IMC Oberon, IMC Souvereign**

With this we hope to live in Peace and Quite from Scum, Untermensch and whatever decides to intervene ...

We are proud of these, we are thankfull...

Hallowed is the Empire!"

[Outer Liquidia]

The Outer Liquidian Navy have been conducting training operations and war games on some of Outer Liquidia's outlying islands.

[Knorkestan]

Knorkestan's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.

[Dorlania]

40% of the population speak german 50% speak russian and 10% speak english

[H-Alba]

Our nation has recently redone the State-Borders. We have redrawn the map of h-Alba increasing the state amount from 7 to 10.