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Gwrachbyd
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Postby Gwrachbyd » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:28 am

at 13:23 hours yesterday afternoon a boat of unidentified origin attempted to ram the GBS lucky dragon a class 2 command and control dreadnought of the 2nd naval fleet. the craft was imobilised neutrilised when a marine sniper during a training exercise firing from the deck spotted the fast moving boat and managed to shoot out the engines buying time for a naval coast guard patrol vessel to intercept and board the vessel. on board they discovered a large amount of high explosives and no crew, the boat's auto pilot had been programed and set lose out at sea. if the boat had managed to hit it's intened target it would have crippled gwrachbyd's southern naval defence considerably by taking out it's primary command and control vessel. an investigation is underway in order to locate the persons responsible for the act

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Zairoon
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Founded: Jan 19, 2011
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Postby Zairoon » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:35 am

Zairakoan, the official language of Zairoon, uses just 5 letters
~~~~ RESIST OUR WAY AND SUFFER ~~~~

~Unitary Socialist Republic
~South-Western Iberia, bordering Spain and Portugal
~Leader elected by council members
~No formal military, but an armed "Civil Force"
~Big on nuclear technology
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GOLTZBORG
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Founded: Feb 15, 2011
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby GOLTZBORG » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:03 am

The National Lottery jackpot has reached 1,000,000.00 Gz !!

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Fatatatutti
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Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:38 am

Dizzy Studios has announced plans for a feature-length animated version of the popular children's book Horton Hears Alphonse, in which an irate, gun-toting elephant hunts for the noise that keeps him awake. Rumour has it that child star "Lucky" Rostelefantonastic (best known as Eric Cartman in South Park, which is filmed live in Fatatatutti) has been signed as the voice of Alphonse.

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Seydari
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Postby Seydari » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:31 am

THE SOVEREIGN DOMINION OF SEYDARI
ROYAL NEWS AGENCY PRESS RELEASE

1.BREAKING NEWS - A Skirmish between the Royal Naval Defence Force and a Raider Vessel of Unknown Origin resulted in the Sinking of the Unknown Raider Vessel 2kms off the Coast of Empress City. The Royal Naval Defence Force UNITY CLASS Patrol Frigate The SNDF LADY VALA HESSE was first to respond to the illegal Vessel and repeatedly warned the Unknown Vessel that it has illegally entered Seydari Territory and the Unknown Vessel was to be escorted to the Royal Seydari Defence Force Naval Base Lavati IN JESRA STATE for Questioning and Processing. 2 Hours after the initial encounter the Unknown Vessel attempted to ram the Patrol Frigate and at the same time fired Anti-Hull Shells on the Patrol Frigate. The Royal Naval Defence Force IMPERIAL CLASS Attack Cruiser The SNDF DOMINION and two Defence Force Destroyers The CLEAVER CLASS SNDF NEW KARRATHA and The JAVELIN CLASS SNDF DARITHA CITY joined The SNDF LADY VALA HESSE and attempted to board the Unknown Vessel. 30 Minutes after The SNDF LADY VALA HESSE was attacked the Unknown Vessel attempted to Shell The SNDF DOMINION. The Royal Seydari Naval Vessels had no choice but to defend themselves which resulted in the sinking of the Unknown Vessel. 2 Royal Naval Defence Force Personnel from The SNDF LADY VALA HESSE were injured and 27 crew members from the Unknown Vessel were killed during the encounter. Royal Seydari Council and The Ministry of State Defence has ordered a full investigation on the incident. The Seydari People's Assembly has also ordered an independent inquest regarding the incident. The two injured personnel have been admitted to the Royal Seydari Crown Hospital and will undergo Regenerative Bio Therapy.

2.FACTS - An Independent survey released today indicates that 64% of the Population wishes to see His Royal Highness The Lord Advocate Draco Anthony Don Seydari in a relationship by the end of the year.

3.ENTERTAINMENT NEWS - CHARLIE SHEEN AND THE COCAINE FACTORY - HUMP A LUMP AH BABY! directed by Pristina Vadari and starring Josh Hawke and Lydia Foxtrot continues to top the Charts in it's 5th week.

3.PEOPLE SECTION - Elsa Vartaklin of Port Akia turns 142 today making her the oldest woman in the Nation. Mrs Vartaklin claims that the her secret to long life is drinking 2 shots of Lamia Rum every night and by taking alternative traditional herbal and crystal medicines instead of Medical Bio Nanites and Regenerative Bio Therapy to treat any of her health issues.

4. GOSSIP SECTION - 25 year old Cinema Superstar and Model Josh Hawke who has starred in Blockbusters such as SEYDARI TEARS and CHARLIE SHEEN AND THE COCAINE FACTORY - HUMP A LUMP AH BABY! has announced today that he and his boyfriend fellow actor and model Travis Kahano are engaged and are are expecting to tie the knot sometime in November.

5.POLITICAL NEWS - The Ministry of Foreign Affairs today announces that the Republican State of Losea will be establishing an Embassy in the Sceptre District of the Capital Seydari Prime.

6.POLITICAL NEWS - The Lord Advocate and the Prime Minister today have approved and signed The Seydari People's Assembly's proposed Dowager Bill making it illegal for any one to force their parents into nursing homes.

7.TECHNOLOGY NEWS - TECHTOPIA has announced the release date of their new V-tion Holo Home Cinema and has stated that the basic model will retail at 740 Seydats and the Top of the line Model will retail at 5,200 Seydats.
The Sovereign Dominion of Seydari
Head of State :
His Royal Highness Lord Advocate Prince Draco Anthony Don Seydari
"Strength and Secular Unity"
Head of Government:
His Excellency Prime Minister Leith Kevin Hesse - Seydari Progressive Party

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Easterlands (Ancient)
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Founded: Apr 09, 2011
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Postby Easterlands (Ancient) » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:56 pm

Soda and other sugary drinks are illegal, and have been since 1983
Easterlands, along with Beatlelands, are part of the Holy Empire of Olympus Mountain! The population of the Empire is 300 million, led by King Apollo.

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Rupudska
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:18 pm

Air Marshall Dietlinde Goering of the Joint Strike Wing has announced that she has cancelled the order of Miyafuji Industries Me-300S mechs for the 501st Strategic Fighter Squadron. She says her reasons are they are far too expensive, and Jaakola Heavy Industries' X-02A Wyvern Strikers are cheaper and more agile anyway.
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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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The UEG-Space Command
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Postby The UEG-Space Command » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:20 pm

Today we successfully Flash Cloned Daisy-023 and Leo-300, we will start working on Kelly-087 later.
"For too many years, humanity was on the backfoot. Reacting to threats, rather than preventing them. Rest of the galaxy was bigger than us. Stronger than us. We were mice, hiding in the shadows, hoping the giants would not see us. No more. Humanity is no longer on the defense. We are the giants now."


"It is an undeniable and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."
—Leonard Church

"You ever wonder why we're here?"

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Estovakiva
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Estovakiva » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:24 pm

We have ordered various military-hardware from various companies, including tanks/ships/And Domestic production rights for a type of assult-rifle.

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Revea
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Founded: Apr 10, 2011
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Postby Revea » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:27 pm

President Capela is facing sharp criticism from the opposition for the latest round of government cuts.

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Demphor
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Postby Demphor » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:28 pm

Our 4th expedition to Mars is to be launched tommorow, the RDSEF (Royal Demphorian Space Expeditionary Program) is to launch 5 astronauts to Mars, and they are to land on the North Pole, and take samples of water.
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Maraque
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Maraque » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:43 pm

Reports of Whirnak Fever have been reported in San Pellegrino Romana, the second nation reporting it so far.

It's more contagious than we believed.

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Seperate Vermont
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Postby Seperate Vermont » Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:46 pm

The "Maple Syrup Is Too Damn High" Party is protesting in Montpelier, once again over the price of the popular maple product.
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No, we are not obsessed with Maple Syrup. Speaking of that, Would you like some 100% Pure Vermont Maple Syrup? We have a surplus this year.
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Ruskarkand
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Founded: Jan 07, 2011
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Postby Ruskarkand » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:18 pm

The first Dragoon with facial hair ever was found today, proved genuine.
He was found in a reasonably sized cardboard box with his number of credits, he worked with the acoustic guitar, but it was unbestown to the nation that Dragoons could get facial hair.

His damn fine beard is a shining beacon to all that is Ruskarkand, for it is the beard that makes a man.
- Scottish resident of the United Kingdom.
- Appreciator of Dragons and Draconic things.
- Minor FanT. FT.
"Slavish adherence to formal ritual is a sign that one has nothing better to think about."

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Maraque
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Postby Maraque » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:16 pm

Over 8 billion votes have been cast for Referendum 1, the Advisory of Internal Affairs has announced. The results will be certified and then announced tomorrow at noon.

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Bratoslovoukia
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Postby Bratoslovoukia » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:34 pm

Today, 500 Imperial Guard troops opened fire on at least 2000 protesters in Bratvit Square on automatic with their Mini-14s. Almost every protester was slaughtered.
Bratoslovoukia,a land untouched by the horrors of tyranny of the majority...until now.
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The UEG-Space Command
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Postby The UEG-Space Command » Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:44 pm

Today the Final battle against the Separatist is about to happen, we are bringing our Dreadnought, the Gettysburg. The Con-feds are bringing the Imperial Dream, we are having Master Chief act as a General and he is expected to "Finish the Fight"
"For too many years, humanity was on the backfoot. Reacting to threats, rather than preventing them. Rest of the galaxy was bigger than us. Stronger than us. We were mice, hiding in the shadows, hoping the giants would not see us. No more. Humanity is no longer on the defense. We are the giants now."


"It is an undeniable and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."
—Leonard Church

"You ever wonder why we're here?"

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New Ziedrich
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Postby New Ziedrich » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:04 pm

Compliance officers from the Ministry of Equality's Standards Enforcement Division stormed a warehouse controlled by the Pureblood Legion, an illegal hate group. The warehouse was being used to print and distribute white separatist literature.

There were no casualties among the eighty compliance officers that participated in the operation. Of the twenty-two suspects, seventeen were killed and the rest critically injured. The survivors face sentences of up to seventy-five years hard labor in the penal factories if convicted.
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"When you disarm the people, you commence to offend them and show that you distrust them either through cowardice or lack of confidence, and both of these opinions generate hatred."
-Niccolo Machiavelli

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The UEG-Space Command
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Postby The UEG-Space Command » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:08 pm

The Confederates finally lost about 4 minutes ago, the Dreadnought was destroyed thanks to the Master Chief and a few other Spartans, we are currently searching for them.
"For too many years, humanity was on the backfoot. Reacting to threats, rather than preventing them. Rest of the galaxy was bigger than us. Stronger than us. We were mice, hiding in the shadows, hoping the giants would not see us. No more. Humanity is no longer on the defense. We are the giants now."


"It is an undeniable and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."
—Leonard Church

"You ever wonder why we're here?"

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Marcinesia
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Postby Marcinesia » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:14 am

The government of the United Districts of Marcinesia does not allocate any budget on Defence. In fact, one of nations that does not have and will never have military service and/or conscription.
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Seydari
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Postby Seydari » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:26 am

THE SOVEREIGN DOMINION OF SEYDARI
ROYAL NEWS AGENCY PRESS RELEASE

The Lord Advocate and The Seydari Royal Council unveiled the New Official Flag of The Sovereign Dominion of Seydari. All Government and Public Buildings and the Entire Nation will replace the old flag with the new flag at 6am Tomorrow morning.

THE NEW FLAG OF THE SOVEREIGN DOMINION OF SEYDARI
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THE OLD FLAG OF THE SOVEREIGN DOMINION OF SEYDARI 1781-2011
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The Sovereign Dominion of Seydari
Head of State :
His Royal Highness Lord Advocate Prince Draco Anthony Don Seydari
"Strength and Secular Unity"
Head of Government:
His Excellency Prime Minister Leith Kevin Hesse - Seydari Progressive Party

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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:31 am

Fetuses are a common snack in ZR.

commonly roasted or fried...

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Hamilberg
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Postby Hamilberg » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:33 am

Princess Altara Von Hamilberg will officially visit THE SOVEREIGN DOMINION OF SEYDARI to establish diplomatic relations

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Seydari
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Postby Seydari » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:43 am

THE SOVEREIGN DOMINION OF SEYDARI
ROYAL NEWS AGENCY PRESS RELEASE

The Royal Seydari Port Authority detained an ENVOY from the Kingdom of Hamilberg for 4 hours.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs says the ENVOY from Hamilberg was detained as the un-named envoy was drunk and disorderly and attacked an Immigration Officer. The ENVOY was later released once the Identity of the ENVOY was established and the ENVOY's Diplomatic status was confirmed.

The ENVOY from Hamilberg is now "resting" at Qadari Palace the Official Residence of foreign visiting Royals.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Ministry of Home Affairs has stated that they will NOT formally apologise to the Hamilberg Government as the Royal Seydari Port Authority acted appropriately.
The Sovereign Dominion of Seydari
Head of State :
His Royal Highness Lord Advocate Prince Draco Anthony Don Seydari
"Strength and Secular Unity"
Head of Government:
His Excellency Prime Minister Leith Kevin Hesse - Seydari Progressive Party

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Ammoka
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Founded: Mar 15, 2011
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Postby Ammoka » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:46 am

99,9% of ammoka's armes are imported from Russia

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