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Imeriata
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Postby Imeriata » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:16 am

Sucrati wrote:Our military uses an explosive so potent one tank shell can lay waste to a city block :3

that is not ridiculous, that is entering wank territory.
Laachtisch peoples wrote:It's not ridiculous, it's mostly just strange for outsiders to see. Our troops gather around campfires and joik. It boosts morale, and it helps preserve our troops' faith in culture.

Lapar have culture?
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Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

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Postby Anemos Major » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:32 am

Imeriata wrote:that is not ridiculous, that is entering wank territory.


We have nuclear shells too.
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Postby Rain Rangers » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:34 am

we fight with swords and guns
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Postby Kyraina » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:35 am

Ramsetia wrote:
Rain Rangers wrote:we have robots and clones plus anybody who wants to join our military in it


Do you have Robot Clones?

no but i wonder how that would work
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Postby Saint-Sebastian » Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:59 am

Military parades include presentation with ceremonial weapons. Hot pink howitzers, mirror-studed tanks, rainbow-strapped rifles and very phallic missiles.
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Postby Post War America » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:10 am

Saint-Sebastian wrote:Military parades include presentation with ceremonial weapons. Hot pink howitzers, mirror-studed tanks, rainbow-strapped rifles and very phallic missiles.


classy
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Postby Amerikians » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:18 am

Rain Rangers wrote:we fight with swords and guns


So many people beat you to that it's not even funny. And it's hardly ridiculous to charge the enemy with cold stee---Oh My God I've Become Nick...
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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:19 am

Amerikians wrote:
Rain Rangers wrote:we fight with swords and guns


So many people beat you to that it's not even funny. And it's hardly ridiculous to charge the enemy with cold stee---Oh My God I've Become Nick...

Amerikians........
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :D
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Postby Amerikians » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:21 am

Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:
Amerikians wrote:
So many people beat you to that it's not even funny. And it's hardly ridiculous to charge the enemy with cold stee---Oh My God I've Become Nick...

Amerikians........
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :D


What terrifies me is I should've seen this coming! I mean the Republican Guard DOES do a Banzai-quasi charge whilst bellowing "Forward the United States!"
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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:22 am

Amerikians wrote:
Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:Amerikians........
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :D


What terrifies me is I should've seen this coming! I mean the Republican Guard DOES do a Banzai-quasi charge whilst bellowing "Forward the United States!"

In RL they would be ripped to pieces.........
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Postby Voek » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:23 am

We maintain a 2000 man cavalry, with Lancer Cavalry, Dragoons and Horse Guards. The leader himself, Edon Defrim has charged against Voekan Rebels effectively, in the 1st Regiment of Lancer Cavalry, Premier's own.
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Postby Amerikians » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:23 am

Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:
Amerikians wrote:
What terrifies me is I should've seen this coming! I mean the Republican Guard DOES do a Banzai-quasi charge whilst bellowing "Forward the United States!"

In RL they would be ripped to pieces.........


Not once you consider the booming artillery, roar of aerial fire and bellow of tank fire. A properly supported 'Banzai Charge' would be devastating to enemy ranks and defenses; which was how it was originally designed until the Japanese started running out of artillery shells and tanks.
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Postby Voek » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:25 am

Amerikians wrote:
Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:In RL they would be ripped to pieces.........


Not once you consider the booming artillery, roar of aerial fire and bellow of tank fire. A properly supported 'Banzai Charge' would be devastating to enemy ranks and defenses; which was how it was originally designed until the Japanese started running out of artillery shells and tanks.


Banzai Charges are stupid. Might as well get on a horse with a lance.
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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:26 am

Amerikians wrote:
Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:In RL they would be ripped to pieces.........


Not once you consider the booming artillery, roar of aerial fire and bellow of tank fire. A properly supported 'Banzai Charge' would be devastating to enemy ranks and defenses; which was how it was originally designed until the Japanese started running out of artillery shells and tanks.

Well even than you could counter it with the proper amount of saigas.
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Postby Post War America » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:26 am

We spent trillions on an anti-n00k system, sadly Operation IGNORE has proven ineffective against regular nuclear weapons, just n00ks.
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Postby Amerikians » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:29 am

Voek wrote:
Amerikians wrote:
Not once you consider the booming artillery, roar of aerial fire and bellow of tank fire. A properly supported 'Banzai Charge' would be devastating to enemy ranks and defenses; which was how it was originally designed until the Japanese started running out of artillery shells and tanks.


Banzai Charges are stupid. Might as well get on a horse with a lance.


-Cough.- I point you in the direction of my main nation Estainia and it's subsidaries Russo-Spain and Communist Estainia for proper Cavalry regiments, with lances included. AND Banzai-Charges. Also; the only stupid tactic is the one that was never tried.
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Postby Amerikians » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:30 am

Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:
Amerikians wrote:
Not once you consider the booming artillery, roar of aerial fire and bellow of tank fire. A properly supported 'Banzai Charge' would be devastating to enemy ranks and defenses; which was how it was originally designed until the Japanese started running out of artillery shells and tanks.

Well even than you could counter it with the proper amount of saigas.


I think the 105mm Shells that are landing all around your men have them concentrated on ducking for cover than returning fire; with shotguns at that.
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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:34 am

Amerikians wrote:
Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:Well even than you could counter it with the proper amount of saigas.


I think the 105mm Shells that are landing all around your men have them concentrated on ducking for cover than returning fire; with shotguns at that.

Not when you have bunkers and COUNTER artillery.
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Postby Amerikians » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:35 am

Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:
Amerikians wrote:
I think the 105mm Shells that are landing all around your men have them concentrated on ducking for cover than returning fire; with shotguns at that.

Not when you have bunkers and COUNTER artillery.
BM-30 FTW.


Counter-Battery? -Pulls up aeroforce.- No more! ;D I get your point however.
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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:36 am

Amerikians wrote:
Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:Not when you have bunkers and COUNTER artillery.
BM-30 FTW.


Counter-Battery? -Pulls up aeroforce.- No more! ;D I get your point however.

Air strikes?
SAM Missiles ftw...........
Also fire missiles at air fields.........
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Postby Amerikians » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:37 am

Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:
Amerikians wrote:
Counter-Battery? -Pulls up aeroforce.- No more! ;D I get your point however.

Air strikes?
SAM Missiles ftw...........
Also fire missiles at air fields.........


SAMs? Wild Weasel ftw.

Airfields? Nimitz-class carriers ftw bby.
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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:41 am

Amerikians wrote:
Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:Air strikes?
SAM Missiles ftw...........
Also fire missiles at air fields.........


SAMs? Wild Weasel ftw.

Airfields? Nimitz-class carriers ftw bby.

Modern sam launchers FTW.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raduga_Kh-55
Raduga,s>Nimitz-class carriers.
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Postby Amerikians » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:42 am

Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:
Amerikians wrote:
SAMs? Wild Weasel ftw.

Airfields? Nimitz-class carriers ftw bby.

Modern sam launchers FTW.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raduga_Kh-55
Raduga,s>Nimitz-class carriers.


The mirade of anti-missile defenses in that fleet surrounding that Nimitz > Kent.

Silly Russian tech.

Lets get back on topic.
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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:43 am

Amerikians wrote:
Yellow Zone 20-A wrote:Modern sam launchers FTW.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raduga_Kh-55
Raduga,s>Nimitz-class carriers.


The mirade of anti-missile defenses in that fleet surrounding that Nimitz > Raduga.

Silly Russian tech.

Lets get back on topic.

RL is not futere weapons gi joe!
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Postby Fulma » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:44 am

We have sparing rings on each of our battle ships. And we host monthly tournaments where our men fight each other.
I am Fulma hear me roar! Okay make fun of me, I am not that much of a big shot.
Fulma the ninja would definitely be victorious, though.

It's not an inside joke but I just realized how it could be one you bastard.

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