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by Gutia » Sun May 08, 2011 7:56 am
King/Queen: Gunnar Örsun
Vice King/Queen: Niklas Petterson
Minister of Defense: Björn GlenssonPopulation: 19 720 611.
Area: 1 111 911km2.
by The Kangaroo Republic » Sun May 08, 2011 8:37 am
Gutia wrote:The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Horses probably aren't either, but you import and breed them.
Horses are native to Gutia and regarding the antlers. The first idea was to saw them off, but that was unecessary as the antlers 'shed' their antlers at certain times of the year. Besides the antlers are very good offensive weapons. At least they look scary.
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by Puerto Hispania » Sun May 08, 2011 9:43 am
by The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun May 08, 2011 9:45 am
Puerto Hispania wrote:Well our military does a few things that are fairly weird. However one that I will mention is that there are bars in military outposts and bases. For those soldiers who wish to drink, there is a large assortment of typical alcohols from Puerto Hispania as well as a large assortment of general alcohols. While, we allow our soldiers to drink while off-duty we do not allow them to get drunk. Any bartender allowing a soldier to become seriously intoxicated is severely punished as is the soldier who became intoxicated.
by Puerto Hispania » Sun May 08, 2011 11:37 am
The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Puerto Hispania wrote:Well our military does a few things that are fairly weird. However one that I will mention is that there are bars in military outposts and bases. For those soldiers who wish to drink, there is a large assortment of typical alcohols from Puerto Hispania as well as a large assortment of general alcohols. While, we allow our soldiers to drink while off-duty we do not allow them to get drunk. Any bartender allowing a soldier to become seriously intoxicated is severely punished as is the soldier who became intoxicated.
Lucky, our soldiers aren't allowed to drink anything besides their beer rations, which are only about 0.5% alcohol and taste like warm urine.
by The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun May 08, 2011 11:51 am
Puerto Hispania wrote:The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Lucky, our soldiers aren't allowed to drink anything besides their beer rations, which are only about 0.5% alcohol and taste like warm urine.
Honestly I'm surprised anyone drinks that. We do not put the alcohol in rations as when soldiers are on-duty they are expected to be completely sober, awake and alert. Any soldier who is found to not be sober when on-duty is harshly disciplined. However off-duty soldiers are allowed to drink and enjoy themselves but they are not allowed to become intoxicated to the point where they become a disturbance or where it will affect them while on-duty. Bartenders are to stop them before this becomes a problem. We find it raises morale and camaraderie and it allows us to monitor alcohol consumption. Bars are well-stocked, soldiers have to pay for their drinks but at incredibly reduced rates (we issue them cards where we place their pay, they can transfer the money into their bank accounts or use them in the area, this is easier than transporting checks or money, we find it greatly simplifies everything).
by Mediterreania » Sun May 08, 2011 3:11 pm
The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Puerto Hispania wrote:
Honestly I'm surprised anyone drinks that. We do not put the alcohol in rations as when soldiers are on-duty they are expected to be completely sober, awake and alert. Any soldier who is found to not be sober when on-duty is harshly disciplined. However off-duty soldiers are allowed to drink and enjoy themselves but they are not allowed to become intoxicated to the point where they become a disturbance or where it will affect them while on-duty. Bartenders are to stop them before this becomes a problem. We find it raises morale and camaraderie and it allows us to monitor alcohol consumption. Bars are well-stocked, soldiers have to pay for their drinks but at incredibly reduced rates (we issue them cards where we place their pay, they can transfer the money into their bank accounts or use them in the area, this is easier than transporting checks or money, we find it greatly simplifies everything).
Who says they do? The point of it is to partially wean them off alcohol completely. They go into the military thinking, 'at least I can get a little buzzed' but soon realize that the alcohol is so little in amount, tastes so bad, is not cooled in any way, and is so diluted, that even if it didn't taste awful, there is no point to drinking it because you can't even get buzzed, let alone drunk. After four years in the military, soldiers probably haven't actually had any alcohol in four years. Also, Luthorian (the demonym of my country (Luthoria) in SMS) soldiers are generally so restricted and held to such a high disciplinary standard, especially compared to other militaries in the nation that they are often called warrior monks, because they don't drink, can't smoke, can't really have any sex unless they are on leave (can't have sex when abroad at all except with other soldiers) or are willing to have sex with a female Luthorian soldier (who averages around 5'8", is about as well built as any male soldier, and has a shaved head), and can't keep any personal belongings with them.
Each of those have their own reasons for being banned, alcohol and cigarettes are bad for you, personal belongings are seen as distractions, and sex has a multitude of potential problems, pregnancy for female soldiers, STDs, prostitutes could assist the enemy in a number of ways, and generally men are vulnerable to talking too much when in front of women. Also, just to add it in, my military is gender blind. All soldiers are given the exact same rations, which includes condoms and tampons, meaning that as well as getting something to help them deal with their time of the month, women are also given a protective sheath for an appendage they don't have, and as well as getting protection, men are given tampons.
by Malgrave » Sun May 08, 2011 3:17 pm
Crookfur wrote:Malgrave wrote:The Malgravean Military take even the slightest opportunity to drink a nice cup of tea. Rumours have circulated that during a recent exercise a pilot of the Malgravean air-force was seen attempting to drink from a flask while undergoing some training.
The only ridiculous part here is that your airforce isn't outfitting your fighters with a sepcialised thermos style containers that use a pressurisation system to allow them to provide the pilot with hot tea across the entire rnage of G-loadings he might experience.
Unless of coruse it wasn't a fighter but the question then is: why use a thermos? Why not get the trolley dolly* to brew some up for you.
* in most cases in the Crookfur Armed Forces the Trolley Dolly will actually be a grumpy laodmaster who will kick you off his plane if you fail to ask for tea in the correct fashion.
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by Crookfur » Sun May 08, 2011 3:27 pm
The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Puerto Hispania wrote:
Honestly I'm surprised anyone drinks that. We do not put the alcohol in rations as when soldiers are on-duty they are expected to be completely sober, awake and alert. Any soldier who is found to not be sober when on-duty is harshly disciplined. However off-duty soldiers are allowed to drink and enjoy themselves but they are not allowed to become intoxicated to the point where they become a disturbance or where it will affect them while on-duty. Bartenders are to stop them before this becomes a problem. We find it raises morale and camaraderie and it allows us to monitor alcohol consumption. Bars are well-stocked, soldiers have to pay for their drinks but at incredibly reduced rates (we issue them cards where we place their pay, they can transfer the money into their bank accounts or use them in the area, this is easier than transporting checks or money, we find it greatly simplifies everything).
Who says they do? The point of it is to partially wean them off alcohol completely. They go into the military thinking, 'at least I can get a little buzzed' but soon realize that the alcohol is so little in amount, tastes so bad, is not cooled in any way, and is so diluted, that even if it didn't taste awful, there is no point to drinking it because you can't even get buzzed, let alone drunk. After four years in the military, soldiers probably haven't actually had any alcohol in four years. Also, Luthorian (the demonym of my country (Luthoria) in SMS) soldiers are generally so restricted and held to such a high disciplinary standard, especially compared to other militaries in the nation that they are often called warrior monks, because they don't drink, can't smoke, can't really have any sex unless they are on leave (can't have sex when abroad at all except with other soldiers) or are willing to have sex with a female Luthorian soldier (who averages around 5'8", is about as well built as any male soldier, and has a shaved head), and can't keep any personal belongings with them.
Each of those have their own reasons for being banned, alcohol and cigarettes are bad for you, personal belongings are seen as distractions, and sex has a multitude of potential problems, pregnancy for female soldiers, STDs, prostitutes could assist the enemy in a number of ways, and generally men are vulnerable to talking too much when in front of women. Also, just to add it in, my military is gender blind. All soldiers are given the exact same rations, which includes condoms and tampons, meaning that as well as getting something to help them deal with their time of the month, women are also given a protective sheath for an appendage they don't have, and as well as getting protection, men are given tampons.
by Bafuria » Sun May 08, 2011 3:30 pm
The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Puerto Hispania wrote:
Honestly I'm surprised anyone drinks that. We do not put the alcohol in rations as when soldiers are on-duty they are expected to be completely sober, awake and alert. Any soldier who is found to not be sober when on-duty is harshly disciplined. However off-duty soldiers are allowed to drink and enjoy themselves but they are not allowed to become intoxicated to the point where they become a disturbance or where it will affect them while on-duty. Bartenders are to stop them before this becomes a problem. We find it raises morale and camaraderie and it allows us to monitor alcohol consumption. Bars are well-stocked, soldiers have to pay for their drinks but at incredibly reduced rates (we issue them cards where we place their pay, they can transfer the money into their bank accounts or use them in the area, this is easier than transporting checks or money, we find it greatly simplifies everything).
Who says they do? The point of it is to partially wean them off alcohol completely. They go into the military thinking, 'at least I can get a little buzzed' but soon realize that the alcohol is so little in amount, tastes so bad, is not cooled in any way, and is so diluted, that even if it didn't taste awful, there is no point to drinking it because you can't even get buzzed, let alone drunk. After four years in the military, soldiers probably haven't actually had any alcohol in four years. Also, Luthorian (the demonym of my country (Luthoria) in SMS) soldiers are generally so restricted and held to such a high disciplinary standard, especially compared to other militaries in the nation that they are often called warrior monks, because they don't drink, can't smoke, can't really have any sex unless they are on leave (can't have sex when abroad at all except with other soldiers) or are willing to have sex with a female Luthorian soldier (who averages around 5'8", is about as well built as any male soldier, and has a shaved head), and can't keep any personal belongings with them.
Each of those have their own reasons for being banned, alcohol and cigarettes are bad for you, personal belongings are seen as distractions, and sex has a multitude of potential problems, pregnancy for female soldiers, STDs, prostitutes could assist the enemy in a number of ways, and generally men are vulnerable to talking too much when in front of women. Also, just to add it in, my military is gender blind. All soldiers are given the exact same rations, which includes condoms and tampons, meaning that as well as getting something to help them deal with their time of the month, women are also given a protective sheath for an appendage they don't have, and as well as getting protection, men are given tampons.
by Asumbuoy » Sun May 08, 2011 3:38 pm
Norstal wrote:You can't fap to NS? Are you saying we're not good enough for you?
by The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun May 08, 2011 6:12 pm
Crookfur wrote:The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Who says they do? The point of it is to partially wean them off alcohol completely. They go into the military thinking, 'at least I can get a little buzzed' but soon realize that the alcohol is so little in amount, tastes so bad, is not cooled in any way, and is so diluted, that even if it didn't taste awful, there is no point to drinking it because you can't even get buzzed, let alone drunk. After four years in the military, soldiers probably haven't actually had any alcohol in four years. Also, Luthorian (the demonym of my country (Luthoria) in SMS) soldiers are generally so restricted and held to such a high disciplinary standard, especially compared to other militaries in the nation that they are often called warrior monks, because they don't drink, can't smoke, can't really have any sex unless they are on leave (can't have sex when abroad at all except with other soldiers) or are willing to have sex with a female Luthorian soldier (who averages around 5'8", is about as well built as any male soldier, and has a shaved head), and can't keep any personal belongings with them.
Each of those have their own reasons for being banned, alcohol and cigarettes are bad for you, personal belongings are seen as distractions, and sex has a multitude of potential problems, pregnancy for female soldiers, STDs, prostitutes could assist the enemy in a number of ways, and generally men are vulnerable to talking too much when in front of women. Also, just to add it in, my military is gender blind. All soldiers are given the exact same rations, which includes condoms and tampons, meaning that as well as getting something to help them deal with their time of the month, women are also given a protective sheath for an appendage they don't have, and as well as getting protection, men are given tampons.
You do realise that both condoms and tampons are very handy items and have loads of potential uses in the feild, don't you?
by Freethinking humanists » Sun May 08, 2011 7:01 pm
by The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun May 08, 2011 7:48 pm
Freethinking humanists wrote:Women are allowed to fight on the front lines. However, their training requirements are the same as men, they don't get special treatment. Unfortunately, sometimes this means they actually have to work harder to achieve the same physical standards.
by Xanicea » Sun May 08, 2011 8:12 pm
by Coltarin » Mon May 09, 2011 1:54 am
Puzikas wrote:"No gun? Fuck it , you're now Comrade Meat Shield" level.
Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?
Spreewerke wrote:Basically plainclothes, armed security on a plane. Terrorist starts boxcuttering? Shoot his ass. Passenger starts being a dickhole penisweiner? Arrest his ass. Stewardess walks by? Smack dat ass. People obviously see you? Lose your job as a federal employee and suffer a failing marriage while your children don't speak with you at home and, due to your newly-developed drinking problem, you also lose all custody rights of your children. Your life culminates with your self-immolation inside your one-bedroom trailer home.
by Cameroi » Mon May 09, 2011 2:26 am
by Asumbuoy » Mon May 09, 2011 4:04 pm
Cameroi wrote:our military does precisely one, ridiculous, or perhaps not so ridiculous, thing. and that is to not exist. unless and until needed. and then within matter of moments, materialize itself into existence. how it manages to do this might also be ridiculous to attempt to describe. never the less it does, or can, or has. the one time it ever needed to do so.
Norstal wrote:You can't fap to NS? Are you saying we're not good enough for you?
by Geenberg » Tue May 10, 2011 10:09 am
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