Your nation in RL

[Hathradic States]

WWIII would happen, as I imagine a bunch of people would try to conquer the continent that just appeared in the Atlantic.

[Greater United Russia]

The U.S. would have one more enemy, one which it would not be able to defeat. We would probably have a Second Mexican American War within a matter of years, if not months, with The Mexican Empire coming out vitcorious at the end.

I think you're delusional.

[Southern United Africa]

We would be South Africa, but with a different history between '09 and '10, and the Democratic Alliance would be in power. Few people would still trust the ANC because they sat on their ass and allowed a dictator to take over. However for our history to be relevant the nations of Wikipedia and Universe and Epicnopolis would also have to be real, and I guess they would unite with the USA.

[Third Mexican Empire]

The U.S. would have one more enemy, one which it would not be able to defeat. We would probably have a Second Mexican American War within a matter of years, if not months, with The Mexican Empire coming out vitcorious at the end.

I think you're delusional.

Why is that, madam?

[Victorious Decepticons]

What I really think would happen? It wouldn't be any movie-like extravaganza or include any dramatically-convenient concerns for humans. It'd go more like this...

Sunday, December 23, 2012 - The Day the Dimensional Warp Opens, and the End of the World as Humans Know It

The skies of Earth would be made black with the numbers of Decepticons attacking, and with no artificial constraints on Military percentage, the hapless planet would find itself facing our billions.

Earthians would shit bricks as they realized, to their horror, that what they were seeing was not a giant ad for yet another movie that depicts us as Chernoblyized freaks - but reality. The human nations would blame each other until they finally realized we were invading them ALL, and by then, it would surely be too late for them to mount any effective response. The massive nuclear arsenals of the "developed" countries would be useless; those bombs are meant for ground targets and we'd be in the air.

Amongst all the chaos, the voice of Fred Phelps would be heard insanely claiming that we came because God Hates Fags(TM), while on the other side of the Earth, equally-nutty Islamic extremists would claim that we were Allah's punishment against The Infidel(TM).

Once all organized resistance was wiped out in a day or so, and all nukes and other such major ornance either deactivated or detonated in its owners' own faces, we would bring in our mining and oil-drilling equipment and start extracting Earth's resources.

Human expectations of mass slavery or intentional genocide would be unfounded, because we would find humans - which are only about 1/20th our height - to be too puny to even care about. They would be like field mice in comparison to us. We would simply bulldoze anything that was on top of what we wanted, giving the tiny wildlife (including humans) the choice of either getting out of the way or being crushed.

Once all the oil was extracted, we would plant the entire planet in our huge-scale GM'd biofuel crops. If there was too much crop loss due to the human remnant stealing our grain, we would simply institute pest-control measures in the way humans would do with mice.

It would be, quite simply, very much like what literal mice and other such wildlife face when humans come to an area and decide to build. Only the Cybertronian equivalent of PETA would even give what we would do a second thought.

[Hathradic States]

The U.S. would have one more enemy, one which it would not be able to defeat. We would probably have a Second Mexican American War within a matter of years, if not months, with The Mexican Empire coming out vitcorious at the end.

I think you're delusional.

He is.


It would take the entire Bundesrepublik to defeat the US, and I doubt Mexiko could ever do it.

[Third Mexican Empire]

I think you're delusional.

He is.


It would take the entire Bundesrepublik to defeat the US, and I doubt Mexiko could ever do it.

Uhhhhh, no.

It's talking about my nation, the IC Mexican Empire, if it ever wound up in RL Earth, not about the United Mexican States. (RL Mexico)

So yes, I would be able to defeat the US, easily.

[Jordtopia]

Jordtopia would be basically the US, only bigger and badder, controlling RL Philippines, Iraq, northern Mexico, Quebec, a great majority of the Pacific islands, Cuba, and a number of non-RL states populated by Reptilians. And, we do not take kindly to tyrannical dictatorships. At all.

So, in essence, it wouldn't end well for all totalitarian states in RL Earth.

[Wolfenium]

Ignoring the shit storm over how a large chunk of land suddenly appeared in the middle of the north Atlantic, the RL world would probably shit some more once they found out the civilization which inhabits it has knowledge of very destructive magic, possesses advanced Magitech and nuclear weapons, non-human sentients and have next to zero knowledge or regard for UN convention.

On Wolfenium's side, the first thing the emperor would do would declare a state of emergency and isolate the nation, hiding every bit of advanced technology or magic that the RL nations may find necessary to seize, namely the major powers, especially the United States, Russia and China. At first, they'll try to paint themselves as a benign nation which happens to find itself in the wrong place at the wrong time, trying to stay out of the political and social tornado that is Earth. However, once the major powers and religious bodies such as the Vatican try to intervene in domestic affairs, they'll become hostile, showing off the vast disparity between their power and that of Earth little by little. They'll be exceptionally hostile to religion, seeing them as a poison. Given the fact that their recent war in their homeworld had much to do with religious fervour, they aren't very welcome to such ideas of God, Buddha or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But above all else, Wolfenium as a whole would try to find a way to transport their nation back to the world of Astol.

On the side of RL Earth, the presence of a far superior alien superpower would undoubtedly spark a vicious storm. For one thing, this strange land was now a road block which could effective cash in on Atlantic trade routes between America and Europe. For the Western powers, this new land, whose ideals dates back as far as the feudal era, could potentially become a powerful ally in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (Wolfenium did appear in the North Atlantic), or a dangerous foe which poses a far more serious threat than any dictatorship combined. The nations of Earth would at first welcome and try to engage with the Wolfen government, but once rumours of their fantastic magical powers and sci-fi weaponry start to surface, the result is a horrific geopolitical meltdown which would tip the balance of power on Earth.

Naturally, people around the world would awe or gasp at the bizarre world. Fantasy junkies, paranormal enthusiasts, sci-fi nerds, cult followers, and anime otakus would flock to the shores of Wolfenium just to marvel or even worship its presence. The Wolfen coast guard and even the navy would have a painful time trying to keep them out of Wolfen soil. Evangelicals and other religious missions would also be chased away with spite. But above all, the UN would have the nation surrounded by a multinational peacekeeping force, effective turning Wolfenium into a giant prison.

But ultimately, after a few months or years of nasty encounters, Wolfenium's innovation once again triumphs as its mages and scientists were finally able to teleport their nation back to Astol, where it belonged. Earth would once again turn on itself as business returns as per normal. Only scattered relics and evidence of this bizarre civilization remains. Random devices, mass reports of missing persons and a bestselling manga in Japan were all that remained of a nation that was almost as alien as it was like Earth. But in the end, all Earth could admit was, much as Wolfenium's presence changed the face of the Earth, literally and figuratively, Earth still remains the hell-hole it had always been, with or without Wolfenium. Whatever the case, its presence would not have made much of a change in Earth. slight rise in technology aside, nothing has changed. No world peace. No messianic revelation. Just another day on Earth and its usual craziness.

Still, no one would expect the appearance of such bizarre nations to be the work of, once again, the insane, spiraling, pornographic hell that is the internet...

-Narrator, Breaker of the Fourth Wall, RL Person, God-complex Creator of Astol

[Oceanic Vakiadia]

Any country that controls islands or coastline would be invaded, and crushed due to massive naval blockades. All land with lakes would then be liberated, until we used subterranean rivers as an excuse to take over everything.

Then we would continuously search for our home planet.

[Virabia]

We'd get really rich off of weed. Plus, we'd prolly single handedly fix the environment problem....


That's if we don't get invaded.

[Dinosaurana]

We'd get really rich off of weed. Plus, we'd prolly single handedly fix the environment problem....


That's if we don't get invaded.

Trust us, you will.

[Meryuma]

We'd serve as living examples for the practicality of anarchy.

[Herminia]

The RL world would not take kindly to a National Socialist nation appearing in their midst, and would undoubtedly invade us. However, as our nation is larger in population and land size than any other and our military being quite large in size, well-trained, well-equipped, and battle-hardened, we would easily triumph over any who would dare attack us. We would then invade every nation on RL Earth and conquer it. Once RL Earth belongs to the glorious Aryan order, we would go about the difficult process of cleansing all those deemed inferior and subhuman as well as harvest all resources to fuel our economy and powerful military.

[Olthar]

We'd serve as living examples for the practicality of anarchy.

Despite not being an anarchy?

[Bajireyn]

A shitstorm, we'd imagine. Paleontologists from all over the world would want to travel to us. It'd also cause some people to try to capture some of us for entertainment.

Of course, we'd begin our plans for conquering Earth and wipe the floor with those pitiful Human nations!

probably something like this

[Greater United Russia]

He is.


It would take the entire Bundesrepublik to defeat the US, and I doubt Mexiko could ever do it.

Uhhhhh, no.

It's talking about my nation, the IC Mexican Empire, if it ever wound up in RL Earth, not about the United Mexican States. (RL Mexico)

So yes, I would be able to defeat the US, easily.

Your fictional nation could not 'easily' defeat the most powerful military force on Earth; which unfortunately the United States can claim and easily. Attempting to invade a nation thrice your size and thrice your militarized state would get you annihilated. This is not account for NATO, the UN, all of America's non-NATO allies and then some. Not to mention that Mexico is not a nuclear power and America would not mind turning your sand into glass.

[Seperate Vermont]

We'd likely be considered the new Canada for the Republican Party down south in America to point fingers at.

If there still is an America after reading some of the posts here...

[Dinosaurana]

We'd likely be considered the new Canada for the Republican Party down south in America to point fingers at.

If there still is an America after reading some of the posts here...

You'd be conquered. By the Deceptions and us.

[Sungai Pusat]

Nothing much, though, seeing as how we are not even in the Milky Way. The most that happens is that when we visit them, they'll think of us as aliens.

[Third Mexican Empire]

Uhhhhh, no.

It's talking about my nation, the IC Mexican Empire, if it ever wound up in RL Earth, not about the United Mexican States. (RL Mexico)

So yes, I would be able to defeat the US, easily.

Your fictional nation could not 'easily' defeat the most powerful military force on Earth; which unfortunately the United States can claim and easily. Attempting to invade a nation thrice your size and thrice your militarized state would get you annihilated. This is not account for NATO, the UN, all of America's non-NATO allies and then some. Not to mention that Mexico is not a nuclear power and America would not mind turning your sand into glass.

Please, The Mexican Empire does posses nuclear weapons, and if this nation(note: The Mexican Empire, not RL Mexico) were to land in the real world, we would posses a lot of U.S. territory, lowering their population, and therefore, their military size. That's not including the Mexican colonies such as Cuba

EDIT: The U.S. is thrice my size?

[Concordeia]

Imagine for a moment that some sort of interdimensional wormhole or something of that sort opened up and threw your nation into the "real world." What do you think would be the geopolitical and economic consequences be of this happening? What would your nation's thoughts be regarding real world nations and institutions?

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We would probably get along just fine with most of Europe, probably the U.S. as well, though we would have some healthy criticism for their lack of participatory democracy, as well as some of their socioeconomic behavior. We would likely get praised for our use of 100% green/renewable energy. This is all of course assuming that there would be no negative affects of an entire continent the size of China with a population of 2.7 billion people just appearing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (the only place where such a country could fit).

Most RL nations would probably find our policies regarding adult-child sexual activity abhorrent.

[Greto]

The U.S. would lose the entire west coast and most of the mid-west, and half of Canada would be gone. The U.S. would be our ally not the other way. The Europeans would bow down to us, then somehow we would get involved in the war of Afghan, become a large target of terror attacks, have to deal with China, tell America to keep it in it's pants, then yell at Mexico for the drug war and border problems. We would despise the Europeans even though, call NATO a gigantic failure, tell Russia they completely suck.

Then in the end we would completely control the world. Even if they are just puppets allies.

[Soviet Lancashire]

What do you think would be the geopolitical and economic consequences be of this happening?

Yorkshire would shit a brick.

Then probably the reality would dawn: BAE Systems Submarine Solutions, BAE Systems Military Air Solutions, Cammell Laird, and numerous other of the UK's major defence manufacturing sites are now in the control of Communist insurrectionists and they aren't really in the mood to hand-over HMS Artful and her Astute Class sisters.

If nowt else, it'd ruin the money-spinning FA Premier League, and decimate England's sports teams!

It's talking about my nation, the IC Mexican Empire, if it ever wound up in RL Earth, not about the United Mexican States. (RL Mexico)
So yes, I would be able to defeat the US, easily.

But, currently, wouldn't you still be slightly outnumbered by the USA (circa 285 million to 307 million), and likely with a smaller economy? Oh, no, you've got California etc? I suppose that would start the yanks off with a fair kick in the ghoulies. Still, easily? My impression's still that you'd be in for a heck of a fight. The US would still be a nation of not much inferior size, with a comparable or superior economy and significant level of militarisation.

[Amerikians]

America at it's imperialist height including but not limited to, The United States of America, The Republic of the Phillipines, Cuba, Guam, Wake, Midway, Samoa, The Bahamas...

A population of 1.5 billion, a rather large, brutal army, nuclear force and the willingness to use it.

I just pissed on everyone's parade who wanted to invade, eh?

Oh and all those nifty-Cold War borne alliances? They'd still exist, we'd still be a founding member of NATO/The Western Coalition in my world so I wouldn't get a cease-and-desist.

The United League of Nations/The UN would still be around.

-Grins.-