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Korintar
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Your nation in RL

Postby Korintar » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:22 pm

Imagine for a moment that some sort of interdimensional wormhole or something of that sort opened up and threw your nation into the "real world." What do you think would be the geopolitical and economic consequences be of this happening? What would your nation's thoughts be regarding real world nations and institutions?

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Dinosaurana
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Founded: Dec 14, 2010
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Postby Dinosaurana » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:25 pm

A shitstorm, we'd imagine. Paleontologists from all over the world would want to travel to us. It'd also cause some people to try to capture some of us for entertainment.

Of course, we'd begin our plans for conquering Earth and wipe the floor with those pitiful Human nations!
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Korintar
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Postby Korintar » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:32 pm

Dinosaurana wrote:A shitstorm, we'd imagine.


Same with Korintar, Saurisia. Korintar would've turned the Cold War into a three sided conflict and probably would prove to be more than an equal match for both the Soviets and Americans. General Franco would have never taken control of Spain and Pinochet and his American allies would've found it difficult to overthrow Allende with Korintari support coming to Allende. Needless to say, Korintar would be a permanent member of the UN Security Council.
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Frenequesta
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Founded: Oct 22, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frenequesta » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:34 pm

We'd establish trade relations with every other nation, be forced to give up our nuclear weapons and build a real military.

Meanwhile, us Frenequestans would see every other nation as too militarized and greedy, and complain about several countries being wastelands. Otherwise we'd take a neutral stance, as our institutions are similar to RL nations.

Then again. if we were in RL, most wouldn't even notice us, as we are several thousand light-years away from Earth.
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Tuvatia
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Founded: Jan 08, 2011
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Postby Tuvatia » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:35 pm

Our real world is your real world. But it's not.

Does that make any sense? No? Good.

But, to answer your question, we would probably be the subject of many topics. We're humans, just from a different plane of the Multiverse. We are Earth, yet we aren't at the same time.
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Dinosaurana
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Postby Dinosaurana » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:35 pm

Korintar wrote:
Dinosaurana wrote:A shitstorm, we'd imagine.


Same with Korintar, Saurisia. Korintar would've turned the Cold War into a three sided conflict and probably would prove to be more than an equal match for both the Soviets and Americans. General Franco would have never taken control of Spain and Pinochet and his American allies would've found it difficult to overthrow Allende with Korintari support coming to Allende. Needless to say, Korintar would be a permanent member of the UN Security Council.


We would've attacked BOTH sides in the Cold War. Because a divided Earth is a vulnerable Earth.
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Our Lady Skye Sweetnam
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Postby Our Lady Skye Sweetnam » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:36 pm

In our dimension, we occupy what is Central Canada in RL, but instead has a climate more like that of Vancouver, BC or London, England in the southern areas.
If we were to some how occupy that space IRL, we'd probably be a very controversial nation, with lots of recognition from progressive European nations like Sweden and the Netherlands.
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Zeth Rekia
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Founded: Oct 11, 2010
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:37 pm

We'd have terrible relations with the united states. Though, after whoring ourselves out amongst other nations, our status in the world will eventually be pretty high.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:38 pm

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Nerditopia
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Founded: Jun 07, 2010
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Postby Nerditopia » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:41 pm

Within a decade we will convince the world to unite, and annex the rest.

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New Amerik
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Founded: Feb 08, 2010
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby New Amerik » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:42 pm

If we ended up in our current territory, as usual shit storm.

We'd be referring to countries that don't even exist in RL, refer to the rest of the US as a failed state that died six years ago, and wow everyone with our assortment of futuristic weapons and vehicles.

Oh yes, and the US would have to find a new Capitol, as we would control everything east of the Mississippi, with Washington being a dead ruin under the weight of our Capitol.
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West Guiana
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Founded: Mar 25, 2010
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Postby West Guiana » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:46 pm

we'd be like mixture between Sweden and the US. Place for Banks and finance, but very powerful military.
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Gorzog
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Founded: Jan 07, 2011
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Postby Gorzog » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:47 pm

We would become embroiled in a war with the People's Republic of China, who currently occupy the same niche we do (except that we're more militaristic). Following this, we would take over the rest of the world, starting with third-world countries that no one cares about and working up from there.

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Seperate Vermont
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Founded: Apr 24, 2010
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Postby Seperate Vermont » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:52 pm

We'd likely be considered the new Canada for the Republican Party down south in America to point fingers at.
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Imeriata
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Founded: Oct 02, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:24 pm

We would be horrified, firstly were did the world go and what kind of knaves do we now sharing the world with? Secondly so would we quickly realise that most of them are simple barbarians that we would refused to talk to while the few somewhat civilized people (like Saudi Arabia and other states with that system) while we would attempt to bring a glorious counter revolution to the world in a attempt to civilize it and bring forth a world federation. We would also be disappointed at the lack of non-humans to benevolently rule. What also would be a priority would be to find a way back to our old world as that is after all where we belong.
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Thurask
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Thurask » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:37 pm

Then the Soviet Union would have an ally against the Americans.
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Ruskarkand
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Founded: Jan 07, 2011
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Postby Ruskarkand » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:42 pm

Man, this is going to be hard to explain, where do I start?

We are generally just the European union, but united with America and the southern regions of the earth, so it would be somewhat complex, however, we would quickly expand our empire due to more advanced technology, but we would still suffer considerable losses.

Before long, our resources would run out and we would be forced back to our place of arrival before being wiped out.
Then to the victor, go the spoils.
They would reap the technology, learn of it, replicate it and then start their advance on the world and take over.

Most likely, nuclear warfare will be involved, and in the end, humanity will be on the brink of extinction just as the country decides that it's mission is complete, if they manage to get to such a stage.

How's that for a slice of reality?
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Hiijaric Monarchy
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Founded: Sep 11, 2010
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Postby Hiijaric Monarchy » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:52 pm

Bricks are shat by every nation on Earth as a giant island appears in the North Atlantic.

Beyond that, Galla is pretty moderate and decently Western compared to RL nations, sorta a mix between American and European economic and social rights, leaning towards conservative economic policies and liberal social policies. The fact that Galla is a semi-constitutional, absolute monarchy similar to Morroco might be a bit odd, and there's also a small bit about it being twice the size of the RL USA and having a similarly trained, similarly equipped military.

Heck, they'd probably go ahead and teach the Western countries a bit about fighting a proper war by setting up Kitchener-style interment camps in A-Stan, and I find it doubtful they would join the UN or NATO, or any other inter-governmental organisation. Of course, that doesn't mean Galla wouldn't have supported NATO, not by a long shot. It'd more a de facto membership.

Would probably move there, too.
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Valrem
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Founded: May 20, 2010
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Postby Valrem » Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:03 pm

After the WTF wore off we'd integrate into the EU as quickly as possible. So Europe would have a new, large nation that's fairly in line with the attitudes of Western Europe but with an unusually high fondness for American TV.

Of course, we exist in the "real world" as much as possible already so I don't think the transition would be a big deal.

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:16 pm

Oh, Olthar would make quite an impact on Earth. Firstly, just about the entire world would instantly turn against us due to that whole "almost slavery" thing. We'd also get quite a few complaints from the religious about the rampant cloning. However, after we blew up Vatican City with our orbital death laser, we'd probably make the rest of the world our bitch, forcing them to abandon religion and buy our shit. Within months, we'd drive thousands or even tens of thousands of businesses bankrupt until we re-established our corporate monopoly. Then, in only a few years, we'd crush the economies of every other nation, turning them into foreign sweatshops and leaving us as the only first world country left. After that, we'd just continue on as we always have.
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Greater American Union
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Founded: Dec 29, 2010
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Postby Greater American Union » Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:24 pm

If we existed on Earth, we would immediately replace the United States. The entire world would be beset by massive technological innovations over a short period of time, and the US would be nearly self-sufficient.

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Greater United Russia
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Founded: Sep 17, 2010
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Postby Greater United Russia » Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:47 pm

Imagine Russia with a Constitutional Monarch? That's basically my Russian Federation.
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Old Beringia
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Founded: Apr 17, 2010
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Old Beringia » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:05 pm

Invaded by America and her allies, twice over. Slavery, genocide, fascism, general violations of human rights, etc.
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Prussia-Denmark
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Founded: Nov 21, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Prussia-Denmark » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:10 pm

Forget politics, the economic and ecological damage from such a disaster would be devestating to both realities.

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Third Mexican Empire
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Founded: Nov 11, 2010
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Postby Third Mexican Empire » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:12 pm

The U.S. would have one more enemy, one which it would not be able to defeat. We would probably have a Second Mexican American War within a matter of years, if not months, with The Mexican Empire coming out vitcorious at the end.

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