NATION

PASSWORD

Masturbation in teenagers of your nation

A place to put national factbooks, embassy exchanges, and other information regarding the nations of the world. [In character]

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Grenartia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 44623
Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:39 am

The Soviet Technocracy wrote:Once every two days? That is a travesty and a sign of either poor stamina or poor health.

Our teenagers masturbate at least twice a day, not twice a week. D:

edit: *watches thread turn into a dick waving contest between masturbation amounts*


Its about 12 times a day for our teenagers
Lib-left. Antifascist, antitankie, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist (including the imperialism of non-western countries). Christian (Unitarian Universalist). Background in physics.
Mostly a girl. She or they pronouns, please. Unrepentant transbian.
Reject tradition, embrace modernity.
People who call themselves based NEVER are.
The truth about kids transitioning.

User avatar
Vermmeria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 392
Founded: Nov 05, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Vermmeria » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:44 am

The fact that this question has been raised worries me deeply (see what I did there) but if an answer is needed then I can tell you that I have no idea. What the people get up to is only my business if it affects me.
Samuel E. Paxton
Grand President of The Grand Empire of Vermmeria and Her Commonwealth & Imperial Colonies Of Their Majesties The Empress and Emperor of Vermmeria

The Grand Empire of Vermmeria recognizes the Libyan National Council as the legitimate government of Libya.

User avatar
Nekronia
Senator
 
Posts: 4528
Founded: Dec 10, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Nekronia » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:44 am

Noone has a chance to. If they could, they would tho. Everyone is put to some kind of work. All work and no play makes jacking off uncommon. Dictatorships rule! (absolutely)
The Templar High Council wrote:The number of times Nek makes sense is grossly outnumbered by the times he doesn't.
IC Info: TL;DR verson of Nekronia: Authoritarian government with elements of the USSR and national socialism. Everyone works for the government, and buys from the government, obsoleting taxes as the money does not leave the country, save for government buying of items of foreign nations. Military is advanced but unconventional, focusing on infantry and psychological warfare. Primary method of national income is export of armaments and other war-related items.

OOC Info: I am a male and an atheist.
Lithianity's Knight of Hilarity and Jackie-***ery

User avatar
Grenartia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 44623
Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:49 am

Nekronia wrote:Noone has a chance to. If they could, they would tho. Everyone is put to some kind of work. All work and no play makes jacking off uncommon. Dictatorships rule! (absolutely)

OOC: what if you developed a car that uses semen as a fuel?
Lib-left. Antifascist, antitankie, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist (including the imperialism of non-western countries). Christian (Unitarian Universalist). Background in physics.
Mostly a girl. She or they pronouns, please. Unrepentant transbian.
Reject tradition, embrace modernity.
People who call themselves based NEVER are.
The truth about kids transitioning.

User avatar
San Guillermo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 633
Founded: Sep 29, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby San Guillermo » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:54 am

If they do do it, and I'm sure most do, it is not the government's business to regulate it.
The United Kingdom of Santos Rivera and San Guillermo, in union the United Rivera
The Factbook
HM Michael the First
King of the United Rivera

* PM de Alcantara on Morsi ousting: "The people of Egypt know what is right for their country, and we will support them in whatever they do."
* Mercedes mayor receives criticism after "Honey" remarks
* Headline editor to reader: "I can't believe you read this s***!"
* Filming to start on Verde, a film about the revolution of 1985
* FLAG REQUESTS now taken, for a limited time! Please, keep it simple.
YOU JUST LOST. Ha!

User avatar
Charlotte Ryberg
The Muse of the Westcountry
 
Posts: 15007
Founded: Mar 14, 2007
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Charlotte Ryberg » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:28 am

Masturbation is not something Minoa wants to talk about, because it is, in their opinion, is a private affair. We don't have a Ministry of Sexual Affairs and Sexual Education.

User avatar
Celtica Morgland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 649
Founded: Aug 22, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Celtica Morgland » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:45 am

We stay out they can go to hell if they want to

User avatar
Grays Harbor
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 18574
Founded: Antiquity
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Grays Harbor » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:47 am

Lykosia wrote:its not the government's business


^^this^^
Everything you know about me is wrong. Or a rumor. Something like that.

Not Ta'veren

User avatar
The Delta Complex
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Dec 22, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Delta Complex » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:54 am

Any citizen fount to exercise unnatural wanton biological behavior are given mandatory drug supplements and put under psychiatric observation. Further reprimands may include incarceration or termination.

User avatar
Haalstad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1070
Founded: Mar 20, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Haalstad » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:08 pm

The Government has absolutely no place in such matters

User avatar
Greater Rhodes
Senator
 
Posts: 3526
Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Rhodes » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:36 pm

Consigahria wrote:Is teen masturbation frowned on or supported in your nation?

The government has always been pretty left-leaning in its sexual education policy in public schools, as our research has found. Most students are educated that masturbation is okay, and can even be used as a means of relaxation or to lower blood pressure. However, most schools also warn that masturbation can be addictive or take up a lot of your time, and moderation is always the key. Also, to females it is taught one must be careful what they masturbate with, and often vibrators or similar toys are a preferable choice compared to household or food items, and things not made specifically for the purpose.

Consigahria wrote:What do they masturbate to?

We have found that 18% of teens masturbate to solely to pornography, 16% solely to their own fantasies, and 66% to a combination of both

Consigahria wrote:How often?

Teens tend to masturbate from one to even five or six times a day in Greater Rhodes.

-Dr. Sarah Byfuglien, CEO
Zwingli Research Co.
Canadian
Political Compass
Member of: RIMT | CI | WA
Dominions: The Rhodian Antilles
New Factbook & Embassy in the Works--Never Forget

User avatar
The Chelbrusitan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 429
Founded: Aug 17, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Chelbrusitan » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:39 pm

When they feel like it...its not frowned upon or anything...95% of them do it...
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."- Margaret Thatcher

"Blaming Guns for Crime is like blaming Chains for Slavery"

"I believe the best social program is a Job." - Ronald Reagan

"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the
problem" - Ronald Reagan

DEFCON:5 [4]3 2 1
Increased intelligence watch and strengthened security measures.
United League of Nations Member
Economic Left/Right: 1.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.92

User avatar
Helsinki Republic
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Dec 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Helsinki Republic » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:42 pm

It's a natural event and a process of development. We would rather have our teenagers have exposure to such things so they are prepared for the future than not being exposed and ending up in a deep hole.

~Pääministeri, Helsinki tasavallan
Last edited by Helsinki Republic on Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Vettrera
Senator
 
Posts: 4272
Founded: Dec 17, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Vettrera » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:57 pm

I agree with New Nickyllslavia for one thing, why are you watching minors jack off, even if its for "political purposes" why in the heck is your government staring at naked children. I mean really doesyour Government not have anything better to do
||International Achievements||
"In Search of That Which Cannot Be Seen"

User avatar
Llocsirdia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 165
Founded: Jun 23, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Llocsirdia » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:58 pm

The government keeps out of people's personal lives, and we definately do not take surveys of how often. We don't condemn the act, however most people in our country frown upon discussing this sort of thing. Llocsirdia sees this thread as distastefull.
Now reunified with TableRase. Long live the Socialist Union!

Head of State and Government: Mister Sir, prime minister
Government type: Federal Democratic Republic
Economy: Market based Socialist Economy
Economic Left/Right: -9.60
Social Authoritarian/Libertarian: -8.15
Cold, overcast, and raining, so let's have some fun!

Workers of the world, Unite!

User avatar
Eastfield Lodge
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10025
Founded: May 23, 2008
Democratic Socialists

Postby Eastfield Lodge » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:07 pm

It is technically illegal, but it is only enforced in public. As for private, that's for parents to regulate.
Economic Left/Right: -5.01 (formerly -5.88)
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.31 (formerly 2.36)
ISideWith UK
My motto translates to: "All Eat Fish and Chips!"
First person to post the 10,000th reply to a thread on these forums.
International Geese Brigade - Celebrating 0 Radiation and 3rd Place!
info to be added
stuff to be added
This nation partially represents my political, social and economic views.

User avatar
Radiania
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 181
Founded: Sep 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Radiania » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:32 pm

Punished by Death.
DEFENCE CONDITION LEVEL: 1 2 [3] 4 5.

Protectorates: Vaanu Rebho.

Black List: Jbeil.

User avatar
Jalanat
Minister
 
Posts: 2962
Founded: Feb 16, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Jalanat » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:49 pm

In Jalanat, everyone who is 14 years or older masturbates like 4 times a day.

...

It's the internet's fault.
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

User avatar
Mesogiria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 857
Founded: Dec 03, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Mesogiria » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:52 pm

Not only does our government have absolutely nothing to do with this, we are disturbed that nations are answering differently.

User avatar
Grenartia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 44623
Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:32 pm

New Nicksyllvania wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Its about 12 times a day for our teenagers

They are doing it wrong

It should take at least one hour from start to finish, and I very much doubt your peoples spend half the day at home.


They know how finish things up very quickly, besides that figure is when there is no school.

Vettrera wrote:I agree with New Nickyllslavia for one thing, why are you watching minors jack off, even if its for "political purposes" why in the heck is your government staring at naked children. I mean really doesyour Government not have anything better to do


The age of consent is 13. These results are based on national studies for public health. Therefore, it is totally legal and necessary. Does your government have nothing better to do than to judge other cultures without even knowing anything about them?
Lib-left. Antifascist, antitankie, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist (including the imperialism of non-western countries). Christian (Unitarian Universalist). Background in physics.
Mostly a girl. She or they pronouns, please. Unrepentant transbian.
Reject tradition, embrace modernity.
People who call themselves based NEVER are.
The truth about kids transitioning.

User avatar
Audentias Gryphus
Diplomat
 
Posts: 708
Founded: Oct 12, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Audentias Gryphus » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:33 pm

Victorious Decepticons wrote:Since we robots are nonsexual asexual, there is no masturbation in the true sense of the word. There are simply no parts for it, and it'd be seen as very weird for a Decepticon native to want to install bio-analogous modification parts (though some do, just to try to see what all the fuss is about.)

We do, however, have a few areas that are more pleasurable to stimulate than others, and quite a few have worn out their wing-light sockets turning those bulbs in and out. It's not seen as any kind of special behavior, although we always think it's funny when a newly mind-transferred immigrant shows up. They just can't keep their hands off their lights or their wing flaps! This excessiveness is seen as n00bish and very comedic.

As for the sensation, immigrants, and those who have installed the patch that goes with bio-analogous parts report that they're both pleasurable, but very different. Native Decepticon parts just aren't sexual...even the more pleasant ones.

That's the word you're looking for. BTW, these aren't the droids we're looking for.
The Eastern Islands of Dharma
Marcus R. Maurolico President
Alessandro del Monte Foreign Minister
Economic Left/Right: 2.97
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.88
Part-time bartender, entertainer, architect and a frequent for Mama Nana's Bistro.
Oberst of Castle Taltos.
Currently living at Weegee's Mojave Home.
I am a bisexual intersexual. Thank you Unicario!
Male personality: Happily taken by a very special girl. :3 [IRL]
Female personality: Married to UberWeegeeia! November 21, 2010. [IC]

User avatar
Vettrera
Senator
 
Posts: 4272
Founded: Dec 17, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Vettrera » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:38 pm

Grenartia wrote:
New Nicksyllvania wrote:They are doing it wrong

It should take at least one hour from start to finish, and I very much doubt your peoples spend half the day at home.


They know how finish things up very quickly, besides that figure is when there is no school.

Vettrera wrote:I agree with New Nickyllslavia for one thing, why are you watching minors jack off, even if its for "political purposes" why in the heck is your government staring at naked children. I mean really doesyour Government not have anything better to do


The age of consent is 13. These results are based on national studies for public health. Therefore, it is totally legal and necessary. Does your government have nothing better to do than to judge other cultures without even knowing anything about them?


Yes, We judge people constantly. And the fact that your government is full of pedofiles disturbs me, you're right watching Naked Teenagers is !00% necessary *sarcasm alert*
||International Achievements||
"In Search of That Which Cannot Be Seen"

User avatar
Threlizdun
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15623
Founded: Jun 14, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Threlizdun » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:43 pm

It's relatively common. It's not really taboo inour society.
She/they

Communalist, Social Ecologist, Bioregionalist

This site stresses me out, so I rarely come on here anymore. I'll try to be civil and respectful towards those I'm debating on here. If you don't extend the same courtesy then I'll probably just ignore you.

If we've been friendly in the past and you want to keep in touch, shoot me a telegram

User avatar
Grenartia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 44623
Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:47 pm

Vettrera wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
They know how finish things up very quickly, besides that figure is when there is no school.



The age of consent is 13. These results are based on national studies for public health. Therefore, it is totally legal and necessary. Does your government have nothing better to do than to judge other cultures without even knowing anything about them?


Yes, We judge people constantly. And the fact that your government is full of pedofiles disturbs me, you're right watching Naked Teenagers is !00% necessary *sarcasm alert*


OOC: :palm: I RP as a different society, where men and women are equal, love has no color or age or other restriction, etc. Everyone is bisexual, public sex and nudity are common. Its all ok as long as everybody consents to the actions taking place.
Lib-left. Antifascist, antitankie, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist (including the imperialism of non-western countries). Christian (Unitarian Universalist). Background in physics.
Mostly a girl. She or they pronouns, please. Unrepentant transbian.
Reject tradition, embrace modernity.
People who call themselves based NEVER are.
The truth about kids transitioning.

User avatar
The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38270
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Rich Port » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:07 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Vettrera wrote:
Yes, We judge people constantly. And the fact that your government is full of pedofiles disturbs me, you're right watching Naked Teenagers is !00% necessary *sarcasm alert*


OOC: :palm: I RP as a different society, where men and women are equal, love has no color or age or other restriction, etc. Everyone is bisexual, public sex and nudity are common. Its all ok as long as everybody consents to the actions taking place.


OOC: You have to admit, you actually sound like you've been inside Michaels Jackson's house and done some unspeakable things to get first hand experience and make your nation more authentic. :?
THOSE THAT SOW THORNS SHOULD NOT EXPECT FLOWERS
CONSERVATISM IS FEAR AND STAGNATION AS IDEOLOGY. ONLY MARCH FORWARD.

Pronouns: She/Her
The Alt-Right Playbook
Alt-right/racist terminology
LOVEWHOYOUARE~

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Factbooks and National Information

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Khoikhoia

Advertisement

Remove ads