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Mike the Progressive
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:17 pm

Just a sec....

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Queen Righty
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Postby Queen Righty » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:18 pm

Err... it's totally embarrassing to discuss... but I say, "let teens decide." :clap:
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The New Gaula Reich
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Postby The New Gaula Reich » Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:07 pm

We are neutral on the subject.

Teens "flog the bishop" about once or twice a week, and most are watching videos of slaves doing... exotic... normally illegal things at gunpoint.

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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:09 pm

Male or Female, as long as they clean up after themselves it's okay.

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The Tavan Race
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Postby The Tavan Race » Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:46 am

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Syxx9Core wrote:It is frowned upon in our nation. We create a highly secured area where all online interaction is watched and pornography is strictly disallowed. If these young men and women wish to do so they will not be doing it with any outside source, thus hopefully propagating them to go out and become constructive enough in life to achieve the ability to sustain a relationship and family of their own rather than live off of the system.


Dude, ixnay on the buzzkill-ay :eyebrow:


Uzzkill-bay, actually.
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Station 12
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Postby Station 12 » Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:13 am

Due to genetic modification, masturbation is incredibly unlikely. The sex drive of Station 12's so called "homo expletus" is essentially nonexistant outside of specific environments.
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:22 am

Station 12 wrote:Due to genetic modification, masturbation is incredibly unlikely. The sex drive of Station 12's so called "homo expletus" is essentially nonexistant outside of specific environments.

So...how do you guys reproduce when nobody wants to fuck each other?
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Thurask
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Postby Thurask » Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:39 am

Wamitoria wrote:It's one of the few things in our nation that the government actually doesn't give a damn about.

Yeah, although if a Thuraski is over 16 and horny they can just go to a state-run bordello.
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Station 12
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Postby Station 12 » Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:39 am

Jalanat wrote:
Station 12 wrote:Due to genetic modification, masturbation is incredibly unlikely. The sex drive of Station 12's so called "homo expletus" is essentially nonexistant outside of specific environments.

So...how do you guys reproduce when nobody wants to fuck each other?

I have highlighted the answer to your question.
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Postby Georgism » Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:54 am

Station 12 wrote:Due to genetic modification, masturbation is incredibly unlikely. The sex drive of Station 12's so called "homo expletus" is essentially nonexistant outside of specific environments.

Oh good, you're back. I used to love reading your posts and then you just disappeared.
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Red Zone 1
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Postby Red Zone 1 » Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:56 am

The government of this country do not keep track of that kind of information.

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Station 12
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Postby Station 12 » Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:57 am

Georgism wrote:
Station 12 wrote:Due to genetic modification, masturbation is incredibly unlikely. The sex drive of Station 12's so called "homo expletus" is essentially nonexistant outside of specific environments.

Oh good, you're back. I love reading your posts.

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Welcome to Station 12, citizen. Have a HAPPY day.

Birnadia wrote:JOY unit is perfection. JOY unit cannot be questioned.

Verlorenen wrote:I might be a cold-hearted fascist, but honestly - Station 12, your posts scare the living hell out of me.

Manahakatouki wrote:I would but you scare the crap out of me....your nation anyway.....

New Caldaris wrote:LOL dude i rarely see your posts but when i do i am either laughing or terrified at the thought someone could even say something so sinister and evil.

Lockswania wrote:Station twelve, you scare me.

The Eurasican Union wrote:Station 12, My leader might be corrupt and evil on the inside, but if he was on your station, he'd jump into space as a form of suicide.

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The Devine Comedy
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Postby The Devine Comedy » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:02 am

The legal age is 13 in The Devine Comedy so they can be masturbating and/or jacking off to XXX porn.
We encourage masturbation and/or jacking off as exercise and as it help's the continuation of the species.

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Virabia
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Postby Virabia » Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:46 am

Lykosia wrote:its not the government's business


^ This
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Zerenadia
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Postby Zerenadia » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:48 am

The Government of the Commonwealth of Zerenadia believes that the things that its people do in their spare time is something that is absolutely their business and, as a result, does not keep track of such information. Moreover, the Government of the Commonwealth of Zerenadia has the opinion that the asking of such questions by certain governments is sadly demonstrative of how much freedom is actually missing in the countries that they administer.


- The Department of Foreign Affairs
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Scanorama
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Postby Scanorama » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:13 am

Allrule wrote:No one really gives a fuck.
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lol this^

The parents in Scanorama are quite open-minded. So I guess they would be quite supportive of this activity.

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Postby The Kievan People » Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:15 am

230+ posts and almost 2000 views.

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Postby Arumdaum » Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:59 am

Everyone jacks off when they're horny and can't find anyone to fuck. It's common sense here in Arumdaum.
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Postby Libetarian Republics » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:16 am

Antarsia wrote:Why masturbate? They just have sex.


+1

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Artoba
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Postby Artoba » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:23 pm

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:Probably a lot. And when their parents find out they proceed to beat them mercilessly and send them to have the demon making them masturbate exorcised (if middle class), give them a personal slave (if rich), or tell everyone else an exaggerated story so people will think they are cool (if poor)?


what do they do with the personal slave then if they are being punished for masturbation?

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Oceanic Vakiadia
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Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:38 pm

Imeriata wrote:We most certainly hope that they do not, after all that would be most improper!

This^
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Beldonia
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Postby Beldonia » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:43 pm

Cumpulsory, son.
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Jedi8246
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Postby Jedi8246 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:46 pm

We have a masturbation class, where all teens are required to masturbate each other. Sex is extra credit.

In all seriousness,The Conservative Republic of Jedi8246 has no official stance on this matter, as we have no need to have one. However most teenagers keep their affairs to themselves and don't galavant around like teenagers in most societies. Parents teach from an early age, that being a well mannered person is important to succeed in life. Teenagers probably do masturbate about once a day, though it depends on the person.
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Pakal Hanab
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Postby Pakal Hanab » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:48 pm

The government of Pakal Hanab views masturbation as a healthy activity and in fact a large segment of our economy is based on pornography to order, soft absorbent cloth in handy dispensers, and ceiling painting. Sadly the rest of the economy seems to have collapsed due to worker absenteeism, slip and fall accidents, and early onset blindness.

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Postby Beldonia » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:51 pm

Pakal Hanab wrote:The government of Pakal Hanab views masturbation as a healthy activity and in fact a large segment of our economy is based on pornography to order, soft absorbent cloth in handy dispensers, and ceiling painting. Sadly the rest of the economy seems to have collapsed due to worker absenteeism, slip and fall accidents, and early onset blindness.

Out of curiosity, is it legal for kids to rent or buy porn?

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