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The Soviet Technocracy
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Postby The Soviet Technocracy » Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:12 am

Consigahria wrote:
New Nicksyllvania wrote:
It is the duty, nay, the burden of the Gentlemen to teach his lesser brethren how to enjoy life properly, as we know it is the key to eternal salvation and happiness. Leaving people alone is the domain of peasants and cowards.

Also it is most definitely non-U to threaten people in such a barbaric manner just because they are gently reminding you to have some common decency and tact. And please, tell me who you are as I am quite frankly in the dark. Which is most peculiar as I pride myself in my knowledge of of all the important individuals that circulate in upper society.

See, I just came back from anger management class, and you, along with a lot of others, are working my nerves. I don't have the patience or time to have you sit there and talk back to me like you done lost your rabid-ass mind. Fool, I'm from Vermillion. You better ask somebody. And since you think you're God and you know every-fucking-thing, tell me what I have in my backpack since you're so damn nosy.


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Greto
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Greto » Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:17 am

Yeah teens can masturbate, not like we give a damn. So we have no data on how much they do it.
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Apollonesia
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Postby Apollonesia » Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:53 am

Due to the extremely religious nature of the Apollonesian government and citizens, masturbation is illegal and condemned 100%. Teenagers (everyone, actually) are expected to wait until marriage to fulfill the "need" with their significant other.

The Apollonesian government is heavily involved in the affairs of its citizens... some say too involved. The following data was obtained in November of this year:

1/400 teens masturbate at least once per five months.

Punishment for wasting the seed / general sexual selfishness depends on the age of the sinner:

14 years old or younger: minimum of 5 months in Internment Facility
15-17 years old: minimum of 1 year in Internment Facility
18 years old or above: [punishment = death by hanging prior to 1960]
Varies, usually 3-5 years in Internment Facility

***Statistics by FBSM (Federal Bureau of Statistics and Morality)
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Georgism
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Postby Georgism » Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:35 am

Consigahria wrote:See, I just came back from anger management class, and you, along with a lot of others, are working my nerves. I don't have the patience or time to have you sit there and talk back to me like you done lost your rabid-ass mind. Fool, I'm from Vermillion. You better ask somebody. And since you think you're God and you know every-fucking-thing, tell me what I have in my backpack since you're so damn nosy.

Zoloft and the number for the WAAAAAAmbulance?

Seriously, lighten up. This is Nick, enlightener of Barbarian 'civilisation' everywhere.

Apart from here, because his mother grounded him for pissing in her rose bushes so he's not allowed to come round to my house.
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Knowlandia
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Postby Knowlandia » Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:12 am

The government couldn't care less about such matters and thinks that this discussion is unneccesary.
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Unicario
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Postby Unicario » Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:19 am

What the hell do we care?

But our President's son has been reported to masturbate six times a day.
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Sunsader
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Postby Sunsader » Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:26 am

Teenagers in The Kingdom of Sunsader masturbate at least twice a day.
Often they masturbate together, girls and boys of course, as homosexuality is severely punished.
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Geckocidron
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Postby Geckocidron » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:05 am

We estimate about 83% of the population masturbate about 3 times per day. No, there isn't a camera in every room and eery street to find that out. We just pay some well trained pervs to look at the endless recordings. :p

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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:07 am

Common and encouraged as a healthy means of stress relief and recreation.

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Britannia And France
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Postby Britannia And France » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:21 am

The average in our country is 1nce a day. and we;ve banned anything that Isnt the ass
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Pandemic Survivors
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Postby Pandemic Survivors » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:38 am

In Pandemic Survivors we still struggle to boost population after the pandemy that almost wiped us out. Thus we encourage our teenagers to engage in sexual activity. Masturbation is regarded as a way to learn. We don't know how often they do it, but we hope they do it alot.

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The Grand Millian
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Postby The Grand Millian » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:54 am

um... a... the government doesn't keep track of this... so we would say as much as they want too.
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WaffenBrightonburg
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Postby WaffenBrightonburg » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:52 am

The Imperial BB Govt. does not keep track of such data,we do keep excellent records on migrating waterfowl but I digress..

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Alea Frosthine
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Postby Alea Frosthine » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:21 am

If you count having virtual sex with AI computer programs masturbation, the only real teenager does it quite a lot.

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Moresnetujo
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Postby Moresnetujo » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:25 am

The government does not know, nor do we wish to know, this information.
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Crontor
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Postby Crontor » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:26 am

Our government has more important things to worry about, it is a free nation when it comes to things like that however.

Our government just doesn't care, nor do the parents...so yea, we don't have any statistics.

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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:41 am

Crontor wrote:Our government has more important things to worry about, it is a free nation when it comes to things like that however.

Our government just doesn't care, nor do the parents...so yea, we don't have any statistics.

Not even a magazine or a website doing a survey? We find that very hard to believe.

For example, Man Magazine found that 1 in 7 teenage boys masturbate at least twice a day, with 1 in 21 teenage girls doing the same. The same survey found that 14 year old boys were three times as likely as 17 year boys to masturbate 2 or more times a day.
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Imeriata
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Founded: Oct 02, 2009
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Postby Imeriata » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:01 pm

Altamirus wrote:
Imeriata wrote:I would hardly call it a market as it is done to tie two families together and to enhance both houses social and political positions not for profit. And I must also protest that you are comparing the noble institution of marriage with mere pornography.

I hope there isn't any consummation until much later. :?

No of course not, after all giving birth to a child to early in the marriage would prove that you have no self control and tend to do improper activities far too often.
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Kafkanistan
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Postby Kafkanistan » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:25 pm

We have actively been trying to outlaw masturbation with the hope that people would engage in intercourse more often. It hasn't been working. They just keep taking matters into their own hands.
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Consigahria
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Postby Consigahria » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:31 pm

Georgism wrote:
Consigahria wrote:See, I just came back from anger management class, and you, along with a lot of others, are working my nerves. I don't have the patience or time to have you sit there and talk back to me like you done lost your rabid-ass mind. Fool, I'm from Vermillion. You better ask somebody. And since you think you're God and you know every-fucking-thing, tell me what I have in my backpack since you're so damn nosy.

Zoloft and the number for the WAAAAAAmbulance?

Seriously, lighten up. This is Nick, enlightener of Barbarian 'civilisation' everywhere.

Apart from here, because his mother grounded him for pissing in her rose bushes so he's not allowed to come round to my house.

So what you're telling me?
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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:32 pm

Kafkanistan wrote:We have actively been trying to outlaw masturbation with the hope that people would engage in intercourse more often. It hasn't been working. They just keep taking matters into their own hands.

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Grenartia
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Postby Grenartia » Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:23 pm

Consigahria wrote:
Georgism wrote:Zoloft and the number for the WAAAAAAmbulance?

Seriously, lighten up. This is Nick, enlightener of Barbarian 'civilisation' everywhere.

Apart from here, because his mother grounded him for pissing in her rose bushes so he's not allowed to come round to my house.

So what you're telling me?


That, like most self-righteous people, NN is somebody whose word is to be taken with a grain of salt. But IMO its a hell of a lot more fun not to.

Kafkanistan wrote:We have actively been trying to outlaw masturbation with the hope that people would engage in intercourse more often. It hasn't been working. They just keep taking matters into their own hands.


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Georgism
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Postby Georgism » Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:24 pm

Consigahria wrote:So what you're telling me?

wut
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The Vermin
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Founded: Sep 24, 2010
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Postby The Vermin » Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:16 pm

Consigahria wrote:Is teen masturbation frowned on or supported in your nation? What do they masturbate to? How often?

In Consigahria, the government stays out of things such as masturbation, but parents are usually found encouraging it. Teenagers often report jacking off to online or digital pornography at least once every two days on average.

This information was acquired by use of a nationwide survey to middle and high school and college students dispatched by licenced scientists and sociologists. The survey's taking was not mandatory, and students were advised not to share their names lest they subject themselves in a worldwide forum.

Supported allowed and 2 a 3 times a day.
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Crontor
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Postby Crontor » Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:09 pm

St George of England wrote:
Crontor wrote:Our government has more important things to worry about, it is a free nation when it comes to things like that however.

Our government just doesn't care, nor do the parents...so yea, we don't have any statistics.

Not even a magazine or a website doing a survey? We find that very hard to believe.

For example, Man Magazine found that 1 in 7 teenage boys masturbate at least twice a day, with 1 in 21 teenage girls doing the same. The same survey found that 14 year old boys were three times as likely as 17 year boys to masturbate 2 or more times a day.


I'm not lying to you George, we really don't!

Our people are very tight lipped about this sort of stuff, and they don't like surveys, except the census, they don't mind that.

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