Masturbation in teenagers of your nation

[Free Tristania]

The Ministry of Health does not have any statistics on the matter as it is considered a highly private matter here and the government stays out as a result. Parents are reported to encourage it though.

[Maraque]

Teens tickling their pickles and poking their rabbit holes isn't all that uncommon. It's socially acceptable, too.

[Helsinki Republic]

Teens tickling their pickles and poking their rabbit holes isn't all that uncommon. It's socially acceptable, too.

We find your unique euphemism mirthful.

[New Lusitaniagrad]

And so once again the uncivilized foreigners are asking more dirty uncivilized questions.

Uncivilised foreigners? Who the hell-- Now wait just a minute. How the hell is that an uncivilised question? Surely you're not implying your fellow nations haven't the right to compare statistics? And which of us just got insulted; and more to the point, which of us is more uncivilised?

As stated by my college from New Nicksyllvania, you as a proper civilized gentleman should know the difference between a proper conversion to be had in public, for example how many natives you have shot, and filthy conversions that should be spoken about in brothels, for example how much young men masturbate.

And to answer your other question you are the one who is more uncivilized, however this is to be expected of foreigners.

This has been Doctor Sir Walter Brightwood attempting to bring you barbarians out there a little bit of civilization, a little bit at a time. Thank you and good night.

[Bafuria]

"We, um... Don't really collect that sort of information."

-The Bafurian Ministry of Social affairs

[Cathalysto]

It isn't the government's business... however, sex is not a stupid taboo in our empire

[Tipidemica]

How ever much they want to. It is legal. No one would care. And if they did. Then that is them. Government cannot put a stance on that.

[Power and Stability]

Teens tickling their pickles and poking their rabbit holes isn't all that uncommon. It's socially acceptable, too.

Basically, this.

[The Matthew Islands]

Our government has absolutely no interest in this kind of information and laughs at every nation that feels the need to waste money on such a stupid endeavour.

[D-16 AI]

As long as it doesn't intefere with his/her labour, it doesn't really matter what they do in their cells...

EDIT: Though living in a room 6 feet, by 6 feet, with 5 other people living with you, most would not...

[Gandoor]

Gandoor doesn't keep track of such things.

[Lenirea]

Secretary of Informations to the Statistic Bureau Chief, "Please let us conduct a study on teenager masturbation!", Bureau Chief, "Eeer no."

[Kylarnatia]

There is no point on frowning upon masturbation - its natural and teenagers should be free to do it

As to how often they do it and what to is their own buisness...

[Varice]

What an inappropriate subject to discuss! Varice likes that!

It is generally frowned upon, but we do know teenagers do it, as well as adults.

[Socialist Usonia]

"We, um... Don't really collect that sort of information."

-The Bafurian Ministry of Social affairs

This.

[Bajireyn]

If they masturbate, that is their business and they should keep it (including information about how often they do it) to themselves.

^^^this^^^

[Dom Isles]

Uhh, we...really don't know...or care.

[The Rich Port]

This thread would have been more exciting if it were the masturbatory habits of large breasted women.

Or hell, it could have just been about large breasted women.

[Dom Isles]

This thread would have been more exciting if it were the masturbatory habits of large breasted women.

Or hell, it could have just been about large breasted women.

this^ and sigged

[Sungai Pusat]

Could it be neither?

[Austinboy]

They never stop. The invention, "Masto-Bater", constantly pleasures their "Private Region". Parents encourage it, and so does the Goverment, hanging "pictures" up around the country.

[New Amerik]

This thread would have been more exciting if it were the masturbatory habits of large breasted women.

Or hell, it could have just been about large breasted women.

Upon the local Amerikan census takers inquiry to the head of such matters as to census the total amount of large breasted women, the reply that came back was not a humorous slap from the taker, who is, it may be said, a female human with moderately large breasts, but rather an earnest inquiry into how one would take five hundred and twenty something species, catalogue their characteristics between male and female (ignoring the many who have one, or more than two, or sometimes no, genders), and then look at the 'female' (or, in some cases, the 'male') approximations of such bodily areas and then determine which ones are larger or more appealing or etcetera to that effect.

This has lead to all our census takers needing to go take a cold shower and then go lie down, which means we are unfortunately unable to get the answers from them as to how often our teenagers masturbate in our nation.

[The Rich Port]

This thread would have been more exciting if it were the masturbatory habits of large breasted women.

Or hell, it could have just been about large breasted women.

Upon the local Amerikan census takers inquiry to the head of such matters as to census the total amount of large breasted women, the reply that came back was not a humorous slap from the taker, who is, it may be said, a female human with moderately large breasts, but rather an earnest inquiry into how one would take five hundred and twenty something species, catalogue their characteristics between male and female (ignoring the many who have one, or more than two, or sometimes no, genders), and then look at the 'female' (or, in some cases, the 'male') approximations of such bodily areas and then determine which ones are larger or more appealing or etcetera to that effect.

This has lead to all our census takers needing to go take a cold shower and then go lie down, which means we are unfortunately unable to get the answers from them as to how often our teenagers masturbate in our nation.

Triumvir #1: What a buncha pussies.

[Niu Latins Rico]

It is seen as sexual stigma and is against the law to aim such web sites on the subject to minors (pay-per-view internet access).

[Ayla Taksidi]

Seen as entirely natural experimentation of bodily function.