Masturbation in teenagers of your nation

[Consigahria]

Is teen masturbation frowned on or supported in your nation? What do they masturbate to? How often?

In Consigahria, the government stays out of things such as masturbation, but parents are usually found encouraging it. Teenagers often report jacking off to online or digital pornography at least once every two days on average.

This information was acquired by use of a nationwide survey to middle and high school and college students dispatched by licenced scientists and sociologists. The survey's taking was not mandatory, and students were advised not to share their names lest they subject themselves in a worldwide forum.

[The Soviet Technocracy]

Once every two days? That is a travesty and a sign of either poor stamina or poor health.

Our teenagers masturbate at least twice a day, not twice a week. D:

edit: *watches thread turn into a dick waving contest between masturbation amounts*

[Stuffed Taxidermists]

Well, usually every ten minutes.

[Rejistania]

If they masturbate, that is their business and they should keep it (including information about how often they do it) to themselves.

[Lykosia]

its not the government's business

[Victorious Decepticons]

Since we robots are nonsexual, there is no masturbation in the true sense of the word. There are simply no parts for it, and it'd be seen as very weird for a Decepticon native to want to install bio-analogous modification parts (though some do, just to try to see what all the fuss is about.)

We do, however, have a few areas that are more pleasurable to stimulate than others, and quite a few have worn out their wing-light sockets turning those bulbs in and out. It's not seen as any kind of special behavior, although we always think it's funny when a newly mind-transferred immigrant shows up. They just can't keep their hands off their lights or their wing flaps! This excessiveness is seen as n00bish and very comedic.

As for the sensation, immigrants, and those who have installed the patch that goes with bio-analogous parts report that they're both pleasurable, but very different. Native Decepticon parts just aren't sexual...even the more pleasant ones.

[Bonnaful]

Masturbation is extremely frown upon, and can even put a heavy fine on you and your family. If you are caught out side of the home you will be fined 565 luccas. Most teens do masturbate when their parents aren’t home and do it about once a week.

[Yohannes]

In Yohannes, the government does not deal with its younger generation's masturbation track record and related issues. The government has too much tasks at head as it is to have the time to deal with such matters.

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Teenagers usually try to hide "these" things from their parents or associates in general.

[The Christian Reich]

I AM A MACHINE! FEED THE MACHINE!!!!

[Henza]

Teens that masturbate are arrested by the Civil Protection and interrogated. The teens are sent to "re-education" centers to learn not to do that.

[Victorious Decepticons]

I AM A MACHINE! FEED THE MACHINE!!!!

*Hands you some old Low Standard Energon from the back room*

And here we always thought "reichs" were made up of humans...

[The Christian Reich]

Atleast five and half a day

[Earlopolis]

My nation has instituted a masturbation tax on the youth of our nation.
Those unable to pay for a masturbation permit and that insist on spilling their seed are sentenced to execution.

[Victorious Decepticons]

Men go to brothels

Women have to make do with chocolate what with the titaniam-ceramic with DU rod chastity belt and all

Your women must be pretty skanky by the time they get married, not being able to wipe after they pee or clean down there and all.

[Anemos Major]

It is a compulsory thrice daily activity from the age of fifteen onwards, monitored by the State Masturbation Service, a subdivision of the Sexual Activities Division of the Inquisition.

Seriously? Nobody knows, and nobody cares. Anemos Major is liberal in everything but politics and drug use.

[Frenequesta]

The Frenequestan government does not get involved in such things, and thus what they masturbate to or how often they do it is unknown to us. Common knowledge in Frenequesta has it that many do so openly, but not too often.

[UASCS]

the government of UASCS really has better things to care about. It is not frown upon. It's natural why should anyone be ashamed?

[Consigahria]

I AM A MACHINE! FEED THE MACHINE!!!!

*Hands you some old Low Standard Energon from the back room*

And here we always thought "reichs" were made up of humans...

Hey, that was mine!

[Zanannia]

In Zanannia, sexuality in general is viewed as a beautiful and natural process that was given to us by God. Therefore, masturbation is accepted as normal behavior. Granted, we prefer you do it in the privacy of your home.

Teenage masturbation in Zanannia is not monitored officially, but almost all teens claim to do it, and pornography is often used. However, since Zanannians hold sex to a higher standard and respect it more than most of the world, the definition of porn is different here. Most of our porn revolves around the beauty of the subject, rather than what crazy things they can do in bed. Generally you can't find any really dirty stuff in Zanannia....

[Auremena]

If they masturbate, that is their business

This.

[Latnya]

Its supported here in Latnya, they do it to whatever(porn is a favorite) and they do it when they want to(about 2-3 times a day on average). But it doubles in the spring months when we have our one day sexual holiday.

[Isles de Havaco]

The nations of Havaco and Isles de Havaco do not actively track such information.

Havaco is an anarchic state where anybody may do anything as long as they do not violate Lockean property rights (at which point, private defense agencies step in). As such, I assume that those who wish to watch indecent channels of TV have been given many opportunities.

Isles de Havaco is like the fictional realm of RL America in its view of morality. As such, probably not as high as the mainland, but not all that low either.

Either way, the fact that this question has been asked makes me laugh.

-- Fates of Nations, Havvy

[Aldarminia]

It is not frowned upon. In fact it's encouraged. Heavily. Aldarminians are open about almost everything and tend to not care about whatever sexual things you partcipate in as long as they're not same sex or transexual. Things like that should be in the privcy of one's own home so as to prevent the streets from being covered in puke puddles.

To give you an idea on how often teenagers do masturbate-it must be noted that the reports are evenly of male and female teenagers doing so-here is a small snippit ofa message concerning teenage masturbation that was sent to President Mashkol Edjharat from the National law Enforcement Marshal.

Furthermore, every single police department throughout the country states that it has had at least 613 false reports of possible foul play every three months. These reports come from citizens who state that they heard the sound of a woman's scream or shriek. On further investigation, the woman was a mother who had walked in on their teenage child masturbating. This once humorous matter has now started to hamper law enforcement officers' capabilities to respond to actual situations in which they are needed. Something has to be done about this.

On an actual statistical note, surveys conclude teenage males masturbated about 2-5 times a day depending on age, health, and stamina. Females, surprisingly, do it more often. On average, the female teenager masturbates four to seven times a day. The surveys note that by "day", they mean a 24 hour period.

[Allrule]

No one really gives a fuck.
And that was the worst pun I ever made.
~Foreign Minister Norman Labbert

[The Floor Kippers]

No one really gives a fuck.
And that was the worst pun I ever made.
~Foreign Minister Norman Labbert

You Could Have said "No one cares, So Go Fuck yourselves" THAT Would be a worse Pun
On an aside, Who cares How Much Teenagers Masturbate? Its slightly pervy that so many of the above governments actually Have averages.
- Martin Dent, Minister for foreign Affairs