Ben Boys Embassies.

[The Ben Boys]

Hello, the Ben Boys have decided to post embassy offers. Since our capital buildings are underground, safe from attack, you just need to fill this out.
Diplomatic Personnel (max. 22, including assistants and secretaries):
Guards (max. 80):
Head of security and his record:
Weapons (no bazookas and RPG's):
Diplomatic Status with the Ben Boys:
Ground Vehicles (max. 15):
Air Vehicles (max 7).
Sea Vehicles, Ben Boys underground river is right beside the installation (max:12):
If I don't respond you are accepted, If I respond it would probably be no. Thank you!!!

[Volzgrad]

Hello, the Ben Boys have decided to post embassy offers. Since our capital buildings are underground, safe from attack, you just need to fill this out.
Diplomatic Personnel (max. 22, including assistants and secretaries):
Guards (max. 80):
Head of security and his record (including if he's straight):
Weapons (no bazookas and RPG's):
Diplomatic Status with the Ben Boys:
Ground Vehicles (max. 15):
Air Vehicles (max 7).
Sea Vehicles, Ben Boys underground river is right beside the installation (max:12):
If I don't respond you are accepted, If I respond it would probably be no. Thank you!!!

OOC:

1) You cannot have your entire city underground. This is logistically and mentally impossible. People get uncomfortable being underground for a few hours, let alone there entire lives. Not to mention having your capitol underground would be incredibly expensive to build, maintain, and supply (because you can't exactly grow crops underground).

2) Why such a massive number for the guards? I take it your nation is a lawless anarchy?

3) Why does it matter if the guard is heterosexual or not? I'm most certainly not on good terms with gay people, but that's just useless and rather overly personal information to provide.

4) Bazookas and RPGs? If you mean to be specific, then don't list two things which are, functionally, identical. If someone was particularly clever, they could take a Stinger missile into your country and it would be perfectly legal.

5) If this (impossible) city is underground, then why are you allowed air vehicles? Flying a helicopter underground isn't exactly safe or practical.

6) If you want people to notice and actually establish embassies in your nation, then using correct grammar and spelling would greatly help. Smilies and emots are widely considered n00bish, especially if you use them in IC conversation.

[Sanctaria]

Head of security and his record (including if he's straight):

3) Why does it matter if the guard is heterosexual or not? I'm most certainly not on good terms with gay people, but that's just useless and rather overly personal information to provide.

I think he means a straight record.

[The Ben Boys]

Head of security and his record (including if he's straight):

3) Why does it matter if the guard is heterosexual or not? I'm most certainly not on good terms with gay people, but that's just useless and rather overly personal information to provide.

I think he means a straight record.

Thank you Sanctarcia.

[The Ben Boys]

Hello, the Ben Boys have decided to post embassy offers. Since our capital buildings are underground, safe from attack, you just need to fill this out.
Diplomatic Personnel (max. 22, including assistants and secretaries):
Guards (max. 80):
Head of security and his record (including if he's straight):
Weapons (no bazookas and RPG's):
Diplomatic Status with the Ben Boys:
Ground Vehicles (max. 15):
Air Vehicles (max 7).
Sea Vehicles, Ben Boys underground river is right beside the installation (max:12):
If I don't respond you are accepted, If I respond it would probably be no. Thank you!!!

OOC:

1) You cannot have your entire city underground. This is logistically and mentally impossible. People get uncomfortable being underground for a few hours, let alone there entire lives. Not to mention having your capitol underground would be incredibly expensive to build, maintain, and supply (because you can't exactly grow crops underground).-Look at my nation screen

2) Why such a massive number for the guards? I take it your nation is a lawless anarchy?-No, but yours is.

3) Why does it matter if the guard is heterosexual or not? I'm most certainly not on good terms with gay people, but that's just useless and rather overly personal information to provide.-I don't want them making out in the streets.

4) Bazookas and RPGs? If you mean to be specific, then don't list two things which are, functionally, identical. If someone was particularly clever, they could take a Stinger missile into your country and it would be perfectly legal.-No missle launchers either

5) If this (impossible) city is underground, then why are you allowed air vehicles? Flying a helicopter underground isn't exactly safe or practical.-for evac and above buildings.

6) If you want people to notice and actually establish embassies in your nation, then using correct grammar and spelling would greatly help. Smilies and emots are widely considered n00bish, especially if you use them in IC conversation.

Seriously, just have fun, and shut up.1) You cannot have your entire city underground. This is logistically and mentally impossible. People get uncomfortable being underground for a few hours, let alone there entire lives. Not to mention having your capitol underground would be incredibly expensive to build, maintain, and supply (because you can't exactly grow crops underground).-Look at my nation screen

2) Why such a massive number for the guards? I take it your nation is a lawless anarchy?-No, but yours is.

3) Why does it matter if the guard is heterosexual or not? I'm most certainly not on good terms with gay people, but that's just useless and rather overly personal information to provide.-I don't want them making out in the streets.

4) Bazookas and RPGs? If you mean to be specific, then don't list two things which are, functionally, identical. If someone was particularly clever, they could take a Stinger missile into your country and it would be perfectly legal.-No missle launchers either

5) If this (impossible) city is underground, then why are you allowed air vehicles? Flying a helicopter underground isn't exactly safe or practical.-for evac and above buildings.

[Volzgrad]

Hello, the Ben Boys have decided to post embassy offers. Since our capital buildings are underground, safe from attack, you just need to fill this out.
Diplomatic Personnel (max. 22, including assistants and secretaries):
Guards (max. 80):
Head of security and his record (including if he's straight):
Weapons (no bazookas and RPG's):
Diplomatic Status with the Ben Boys:
Ground Vehicles (max. 15):
Air Vehicles (max 7).
Sea Vehicles, Ben Boys underground river is right beside the installation (max:12):
If I don't respond you are accepted, If I respond it would probably be no. Thank you!!!

OOC:

1) You cannot have your entire city underground. This is logistically and mentally impossible. People get uncomfortable being underground for a few hours, let alone there entire lives. Not to mention having your capitol underground would be incredibly expensive to build, maintain, and supply (because you can't exactly grow crops underground).-Look at my nation screen

2) Why such a massive number for the guards? I take it your nation is a lawless anarchy?-No, but yours is.

3) Why does it matter if the guard is heterosexual or not? I'm most certainly not on good terms with gay people, but that's just useless and rather overly personal information to provide.-I don't want them making out in the streets.

4) Bazookas and RPGs? If you mean to be specific, then don't list two things which are, functionally, identical. If someone was particularly clever, they could take a Stinger missile into your country and it would be perfectly legal.-No missle launchers either

5) If this (impossible) city is underground, then why are you allowed air vehicles? Flying a helicopter underground isn't exactly safe or practical.-for evac and above buildings.

6) If you want people to notice and actually establish embassies in your nation, then using correct grammar and spelling would greatly help. Smilies and emots are widely considered n00bish, especially if you use them in IC conversation.

Seriously, just have fun, and shut up.1) You cannot have your entire city underground. This is logistically and mentally impossible. People get uncomfortable being underground for a few hours, let alone there entire lives. Not to mention having your capitol underground would be incredibly expensive to build, maintain, and supply (because you can't exactly grow crops underground).-Look at my nation screen

2) Why such a massive number for the guards? I take it your nation is a lawless anarchy?-No, but yours is.

3) Why does it matter if the guard is heterosexual or not? I'm most certainly not on good terms with gay people, but that's just useless and rather overly personal information to provide.-I don't want them making out in the streets.

4) Bazookas and RPGs? If you mean to be specific, then don't list two things which are, functionally, identical. If someone was particularly clever, they could take a Stinger missile into your country and it would be perfectly legal.-No missle launchers either

5) If this (impossible) city is underground, then why are you allowed air vehicles? Flying a helicopter underground isn't exactly safe or practical.-for evac and above buildings.

OOC: Arguing with you is like talking to a wall. An incredibly stubborn wall that begins to shout insults as soon as its problems are revealed for all to see. I hope you enjoy being ignored by everyone on NS with even the slightest glimmer of intelligence. Despite myself and dozens of other Nsers trying to help you, you still refuse to learn and get any better. You are, for all intents and purposes, hopeless.

Also, I hope you noticed you contradict yourself on the answer for my third question. At first, you said that it referred to if the guard had a straight record or not, then in the next post you state that you don't want a homosexual guard because you find their public affection disturbing.

[The Ben Boys]

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[L3 Communications]

Then why do you argue and not just try to make an embassy? Or are you too much of an arrogant jerk. But duly noted on the "helping" part.

((OOC: OH SNAP GIRLFRIEND IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?! :gasp:))

[The Ben Boys]

Hello, the Ben Boys have decided to post embassy offers. Since our capital buildings are underground, safe from attack, you just need to fill this out.
Diplomatic Personnel (max. 22, including assistants and secretaries):
Guards (max. 80):
Head of security and his record (including if he's straight):
Weapons (no bazookas and RPG's):
Diplomatic Status with the Ben Boys:
Ground Vehicles (max. 15):
Air Vehicles (max 7).
Sea Vehicles, Ben Boys underground river is right beside the installation (max:12):
If I don't respond you are accepted, If I respond it would probably be no. Thank you!!!

OOC:

1) You cannot have your entire city underground. This is logistically and mentally impossible. People get uncomfortable being underground for a few hours, let alone there entire lives. Not to mention having your capitol underground would be incredibly expensive to build, maintain, and supply (because you can't exactly grow crops underground).
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Sorry about that. I meant to write part of it was underground. thanks. And the large amount of guards is due to the fact that there have been a abnormal amount of assassinations in our country.