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Atchoo! (AKA the Bettian embassy exchange)

Postby Bettia » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:19 am

Hanabi Brooks, third president of Bettia and grand-daughter of its founding father Amir Brooks, sat anxiously at her desk. She had every right to be anxious too - it had been over two decades now since the dreaded Arora Flu reared its ugly head. It had started out as a minor inconvenience, striking rural communities in the north where the wild arora population was highest. At first it was simply dismissed as a sniffle caused by the cooler temperatures found at those higher altitudes, but when it found its way into the capital Gabalfa and claimed its first victims, people sat up and took notice. Hospitals throughout the country were flooded with patients struck down with this disease. The years that followed were punctuated by every available scientist desperately trying to find a vaccine coupled with the government trying hard to reassure its people and to explain why a cull hadn't taken place.

The irony was painfully plain to see - Bettians were well-known for their compassion for dumb animals, and yet it had been that compassion that made the situation worse. Any other government would have taken drastic steps to halt the virus in its tracks, but the mere sight of large blazing piles of dead aroras would have started mass riots without fail. As one journalist wrote, "What's the point of slaughtering those innocent creatures simply because they carry a virus? There are plenty of humans with it too - are we going to slaughter them as well?" At its height, over 75% of the population were taken ill. Millions of people were killed - most notably her predecessor the second president of Bettia - and billions more would have been at risk if the disease ever caught hold outside the borders.

Therefore, the Bettian Grand Shura had taken the only option available - quarantine. All of Bettia's borders were sealed (and their puppets Northern Bettia too, just for the sake of it), all planes were grounded, all trains were halted. Foreign diplomats and nationals who weren't affected by the disease were politely asked to leave for their own safety - indeed the only diplomatic contact Bettia had had with her neighbours was on WA business, and that was done online (thankfully the Arora Flu virus hadn't figured out how to spread itself online). Participation in international sports was immediately halted and many domestic competitions were badly affected, mostly due to the fact that most of Bettia's sportsmen and women weren't well enough to play. The plan had largely worked, with relatively few cases reported abroad.

The country had lived in isolation for twelve years now and had coped surprisingly well, not like the Northern Bettians. There, the military government's tight grip had loosened so much that the nation had essentially split into a number of self-governing tribal provinces and city-states. A national government was still in place, but was national in name only. Thankfully, the military strength of each of the provinces was more or less equal and it was that equal distribution of power that kept things in check, but the situation was delicate to say the least.

Back at home, Hanabi Brooks had had a tougher time of it than most other presidents. She had inherited a nation falling apart at the seams at the hands of a microscopic killer, but halfway into her five-year term the end of the ordeal was in sight at last thanks to a vaccine finally being isolated. It had taken many years of 24-hour shifts to produce enough for the country's population of nine billion people and countless aroras, but it had worked and now the president sat at her desk fiddling with her favourite blue hijab, waiting for the news she had waited so long to hear.

Eventually Hamid bin Safwan, Shura representative of Al-Maghrib province and Minister of Health, entered her large office. He held a thin report in his hand, but the half-grin on his face told her all she needed to know.

"It's good news," she said, sighing with relief.

"Yes, the Arora Flu is under control to such a degree that we can declare the epidemic over. We can finally lift this damn quarantine!"

Hanabi slumped back in her chair and offered a quick prayer of thanks. "At last. Now we can get this country back on track."

"Yep. We've already entered teams into the next World Cup and World Bowl tournys, so that'll help get the people's morale up. We've started a major education campaign to get our health system fully staffed once again. International flights are resuming, and we're working on a massive tourist campaign which we hope will get visitor numbers back up to what they once were."

"Good, that'll help the economy, especially on the south coast. I guess the only thing left to do is to send out telegrams to our friends and neighbours and invite their diplomats back. Those empty embassies are costing a fortune in mothballs!"

My dear esteemed neighbours

As I'm sure you are aware, we had to take the unfortunate step of closing our doors to the world due to circumstances beyond our control, but now those doors are open once again. Therefore, we cordially invite the nations of the world to establish a diplomatic presence in our nation and request that we may do the same in yours.

A new chapter has began in our nation's history, and we wish for as many countries to be a part of it.

Yours sincerely
Hanabi Brooks
President, the Blessed Realm of Bettia

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Re: Atchoo! (AKA the Bettian embassy exchange)

Postby Bears Armed » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:06 am

A large Raven appears in the sky over Bettia's capital city, and -- having stopped to ask directions from a rather surprised policeman along the way -- flies to the government's offices... where it delivers this letter:

To: Hanabi Brooks, President, the Blessed Realm of Bettia _

Hrarroom!
(= "Greetings!")

My government notes with interest your offer of the embassy facilities to "the nations of the world". Although we are not actually situated within the same region (maybe not even within the same 'world'?) as yourselves we do have some history of interaction with various nations there in the field of international sporting competitons, and think that maintaining at least one diplomatic mission somewhere in that region would therefore be a good idea... and as your government currently fills the office of 'Regional Delegate' your capital city would seem to be a good location for this purpose. If this would be agreeable to you in principle then please let us know what limits apply to embassies and their staffs under your laws, and what information you would require before confirming acceptance of a diplomatic mission from us.


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Postby Bettia » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:39 am

President Brooks paced up and down in her office as her foreign minister sat at her desk, twiddling his thumbs nervously.

"I don't understand it. We fired off a response to the Bears' message straight away, so why haven't heard from them yet?"

"Ummm.... it may be..."

"Has their country suddenly exploded our something?"

"No, but I think..."

"Have the bears suddenly forgotten how to write?"

"Of course not. I think I know...."

"Well what could it possibly be then?"

"Well Madam President, if you cast your mind back a couple of month when we first heard from Bears Armed. How did they send their message?"

"By messenger raven. A rather novel approach."

"Yes, it certainly was. In fact it was so novel that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs decided to respond in kind."

"What, we used a raven?"

"Not exactly. It seems we, umm..." he said hesitantly, "...it seems we used an arora instead."

The president sighed - it was a classic facepalm moment.

"We used an arora?"

"I'm afraid so. It's true that they're not particularly renowned for their homing skills. In fact, it's altogether possible that it's eaten the message."

"Gee, you think so," the president snapped. "Right, we'll do this the old-fashioned way - send an email to the Bears' High Council of Clans apologising for the delay and accepting their kind offer."


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