What does the Great Nation of Khazmatistan think of yooooou?

[Khazmatistan]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Holy Teenage Proletariat of of Georgism
Is your nation religious? Of course
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Only when they're outside
Are you a member of the WA? Nah
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Fucking awesome, no matter what the WA says
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Nah
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Nope
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Never
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? I don't see how they're mutually exclusive
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? I wouldn't have much choice
Will you leave us alone? Duh
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) I enjoy them
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Pfft, nah.
Don't you hate socialism? No, but I think it's far too extreme
Do you like military dictatorships? Nah
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? There is no one but me.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Yeah, just like hippies
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Of course
Do you like trains? Yes, unless they're run by TFL -_-
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Nah, I've never even heard of you
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Nah
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? I like that they bold their sentences to provide clear distinctions between their questions and my answers.

Why do we like Georgism? No restriction of alcohol or drugs. You like parties, you will leave us alone, you're okay with us being nasty to peasants, you like proper text formatting
Why do we dislike Georgism? You not like military dictatorships and you may be evil socialist, not sure.
Conclusion? Perhaps the Dear Leader of Georgism may like to settle in Khazmatistan. You will have much larger land than already and lots of party and happy happy time.

So, what's your nation's full name and title?
The Nebari Empire

Is your nation religious?
No
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?
It depends on whether they interfere with our governance

Are you a member of the WA?
No

Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?
Average

Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?
All must conform to their proper place in life

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?
No

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?
Yes

Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?
We believe you to be the fool asking such a question

So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?
We would not

Will you leave us alone?
We would conquer you and add your genepool to the Empire, but we believe that genepool to be too shallow

What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)
A waste of time, they distract from a sentients true purpose, which is to serve the state

Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?
They are the defenders, so yes, they have increased respect

Don't you hate socialism?
What is "socialism" and why does it appear to disturb you?

Do you like military dictatorships?
They are evil

Does anyone have the right to secede from you?
No, but why should they want to? We bring order

What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?
Do your "peasants" not bathe or something? Is that what has caused your prejudice?

Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?
Leaders are chosen by the political elite as they more surely know what is best

Do you like trains?
What are "trains"?

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?
We are not certain what or where this "earth" is, but is certainly sound ready for some order. If your nation is indicitive of what is "best" on that planet, then it appears to be overdue for our leadership.

Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?
Bugger off

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?
We believe you to be singularly uncivilized, chaotic and (to use an ancient phrase) a "loose cannon" which requires immediate conquest for your own good and the safety of all sentients.

Why do we like The Nebari Empire? -
Why do we dislike The Nebari Empire? Everything!
Conclusion? We will not allow any of your alien filth in Khazmatistan! Go away!
(OOC: I will lol if I actually condemn the NS World to alien destruction due to this thread)

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The People's Red Republic of Oviabshe
Is your nation religious? No
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? "World Benchmark"
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Not really, equality is fun
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? no
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? no
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Not really. Oviabshe does not get involved in the affairs of other nations.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We would be saddened, but we would not involve ourselves.
Will you leave us alone? yes
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) They're a lot of fun, especially when there's alcohol.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? no.
Don't you hate socialism? We love it! <3
Do you like military dictatorships? No, we don't like military or dictatorships
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? I guess, if they want to.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? They're humans who have rights like everyone else.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? We prefer elected leaders.
Do you like trains? Trains are pretty cool.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? There is no "greatest nation".
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Oviabshe as a nation accepts no God as the one true God, but citizens may if they want to.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Rather negative in terms of civil and political rights, and very egotistical, but has some redeeming qualities.

Why do we like Oviabshe? Does not restrict alcohol or drugs. Is okay with being nasty to peasants. Likes parties.
Why do we dislike Oviabshe? Evil socialists!
Conclusion? We would be okay with you if you weren't nasty socialists. Maybe there could be room for negotiation.

So, what's your nation's full name and title?
The disturbingly nationalistic, sadistic and evil Transhuman Consortium of Volnotov

Is your nation religious?
No, we are anti-religious(we oppose most religions and do not hesitate to slaughter them) and idiotic concepts like free will, ethics and "natural" rights.

Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?
No, we spit on those that do not value logic reasoning and despise it, to be exact - we peel their skins off, soak them in flamable fuel and then light them on fire for personal enjoyment(Or just grind their bodies to dust to be used as biofuel).

Are you a member of the WA?
No,

Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?
Listed as superb, but we don't care.

Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?
No, there is no such thing as poverty in the Transhuman Consortium of Volnotov.

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?
Yes, the megacorporations, syndicates and communist communes that run the Consortium for most part do not like drunks - get drunk and we will rip your limbs off, gouge your eyes out, boil you alive and eat you(frankly, due to the fact all Volnotovians are not born but grown in vats and enhanced using advanced bio-, nano- and neurotechnology together with state of the art cyberware and modified using genetic engineering they cannot be drunk, only stinking humans can).

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?
Again, it is all up to the (mega)corporations, syndicates and communes.

Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?
Human rights are a foolish concept of a backwards species anyway, frankly we don't care about those pathetic disgusting humans and their "rights".

So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?
We have no peasant, but if you harm a Volnotovian you will be ripped apart by the hive.

Will you leave us alone?
Probrally, we are willing to trade, but if you stand in our way(or annoy us in even the slightest way possible) we will crush your skulls under our boots and soak our banners of war in your blood.

You have been warned.

What do you think of parties?
(Not political parties, actual parties!) Parties are awesome, espacialy when they involve dancing around a mutilated suffering human while spitting on it.

Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?
In some cases - yes. That being said, the Volnotovian society is extremely militarist - war is glorified(including genocide).

Don't you hate socialism?
We hate socialism, it is degenerate - utterly flawed and backwards.

Do you like military dictatorships?
No, again - utterly backwards.

Does anyone have the right to secede from you?
Yes, people can leave the consortium... it will however have grave consequences if they do...

What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?
Indeed they are.

Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?
No, what a silly concept. The Volnotovian society is meritocratic.

Do you like trains?
Yes, and it is, appart from the metro and monorail the main transport type on Volnotovians planets.

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?
Maybe in their view, but to us Khazmatistan is just another backwards autocracy. Democracy is anarchy, anything else is simply (parliamentary)aristocracy or autocracy.

Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?
...

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?
Cake.

Why do we like Volnotov? ...
Why do we dislike Volnotov? ...
Conclusion? (Writer was unavailable for comment. He was last seen running screaming into the wilderness some six hours ago. If anyone finds him, please return to Khazmatistan Secret Police.)

We have hired enthustiastic new writer to fill next few forms.

So, what's your nation's full name and title?
The Free Democratic Glorious Revolutionary People's Happy Shiny Republic of Murra

Is your nation religious?
Religion is the opiate of the masses, so no. Opiates sound dangerous. I think they sometimes explode.

Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?
Yes, but they will fall before the might of the Revolution some day because of their reliance on nonexistent deities.

Are you a member of the WA?
What's a WA?

Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?
Really, really good. Far better than the civil rights offered by any backwards capitalist/mercantilist/feudalist/monarchist/etc etc etc societies.

Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?
The DPRM is a classless society. We have no class differences. Anyone who says otherwise is shot.

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?
No. Alcohol is widely available. Although anyone who gives it to a minor is shot.

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?
No. Drugs are not widely available, however, and most people prefer to acquire them from the black market -- however, anyone who does this is shot.

Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?
No, our belief that we should be able to interfere to establish Communism in other nations is completely reasonable.

So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?
Most likely unless it provided a good excuse for us to liberate you.

Will you leave us alone?
Yes. We are leaving you alone. Anyone who claims to have evidence to the contrary will be shot.

What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)
Parties are fun. Everyone should have fun! Anyone not having fun will be shot.

Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?
No. The proletariat are all-important, which is why they can afford to live in abject poverty slaving away at meaningless tasks while the military government maintains extremely luxurious lifestyles -- if we were as important as the common people, we would surely contribute as well, rather than being forced to sit around in opulent mansions sipping champagne, eating caviar and embracing voluptuous women.

Don't you hate socialism?
Ahahahahaha. Ha.

Do you like military dictatorships?
Of course not. Those are antithetical to the pure communist state. Anyone who cannot see the difference between a military dictatorship and our enlightened, free, stateless collectivist society governed by iron-fisted autocrats who hold high ranks in the military will be shot.

Does anyone have the right to secede from you?
No. Those who secede will be shot.

What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?
Murra's proletariat are the cleanest in the known world. Anyone who disagrees will be... oh, you know.

Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?
Of course not. Communism is a leaderless form of society, so no authority is legitimate. Except mine.

Do you like trains?
Yes, trains are awesome and we have loads of them.

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?
Of course not. Murra is obviously the greatest nation on earth. That should be obvious.

Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?
See the part about religion and opiates.

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?
Someday the Eternal Revolution will come and blah blah blah up against the wall blah blah workers throw off your chains blah blah blah, basically we don't care enough to do anything about you right now, and you're somewhat entertaining.

Why do we like Murra? You hold similar views on public execution as Khazmatistan!
Why do we dislike Murra? Evil socialists.
Conclusion? Maybe in some alternate universe our two nations could have been the same. But now is not so.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Dominion of New Telgar
Is your nation religious? Not very
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? As long as they don't hurt anyone
Are you a member of the WA? no
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Below Average, but we question this ranking

Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? It's a fact of life.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? A Dragon Rider isn't allowed to get drunk before riding.

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Same as with alcohol. A Dragon Rider must not be impaired with riding.

Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? There are fundamental rights that all citizens have. National sovereignty is also important, and we sometimes have to sacrifice some freedoms for the good of our people.

So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? If it's to your people, outside New Telgar's borders, it's not our business.

Will you leave us alone? As long as you leave us alone.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) We're in favor of parties.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Of course.
Don't you hate socialism? We believe in people standing on their own feet.
Do you like military dictatorships? Depends on the dictatorship. A good dictatorship works for the people.

Does anyone have the right to secede from you? That's a tough one. We believe in individual freedom, and don't want to force anyone to stay with New Telgar. However, secessions would weaken us, and too many could kill us. We have no laws against secession, but we would certainly discourage it.

What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? The nation couldn't survive without peasants. Among other things, we need them to raise food for our dragons. Do you know how many cows a large dragon goes through? Of course farmers are dirty, but there's nothing wrong with that.

Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Our Landholders are hereditary, but our Dragon Riders have to compete for leadership.

Do you like trains? New Telgar has no trains. The common people travel on horseback. The Dragon Riders go by air.

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? no
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? no, we question that there IS one true god.

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Based on the questionnaire, I think you're a bit long-winded.

Why do we like New Telgar? You like parties, and you are reasonable.
Why do we dislike New Telgar? You restrict alcohol and drugs.
Conclusion? You please Khazmatistan. New Telgar is approved for Khazmatistanis to travel.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Experimental Territory of The No-Freedom Zone
Is your nation religious? Yes, and the government makes sure of it.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? No.
Are you a member of the WA? No.
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Outlawed
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Yes.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Not at all.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Yes.
Will you leave us alone? Yes.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) They are disruptive, unless they celebrate oppression.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Yes.
Don't you hate socialism? Somewhat.
Do you like military dictatorships? Yes, we are one in a way.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Not at all.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Yes. They must be kept under control.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Not really.
Do you like trains? Trains are used somewhat for transport/
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? The No-Freedom Zone is the greatest nation on Earth!
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? The one true God is the Spirit of Tyranny!
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Seems okay.

Why do we like The No-Freedom Zone? You are okay with being nasty to peasants. You like military dictatorship and hate socialism.
Why do we dislike The No-Freedom Zone? You not like parties. You restrict alcohol and drugs.
Conclusion? You are like us in some ways. Unfortunately you not like fun, and Khazmatistan is all about good time.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? free zagadonia
Is your nation religious? sometimes
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? whatever floats your boat man
Are you a member of the WA? no
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? do whatever you want but we wont clean up your messes
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? meh
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? nope
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? nope
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?yeah we do...
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? probably they might shoot at you though
Will you leave us alone? depends on if its somebodys friend
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) they rock
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? nah
Don't you hate socialism? it sucks
Do you like military dictatorships? hell to the no
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? yeah i guess if they dont like whats goen on round here
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? nah
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? no
Do you like trains? sure why not
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? whatever floats your boat man
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? hahaha no..
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? idiots

Why do we like Free Zagadonia? You not restrict alcohol or drugs. You like parties. You hate socialism.
Why do we dislike Free Zagadonia? You not like military dictatorship, you think Khazmatistan idiots!
Conclusion? Khazmatistan likes you. Why not come party with Khazmatistan?

[Aquamaniac]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The United States of Aquamaniac
Is your nation religious? No thank you
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yeah.
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Average
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? No
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? I don't think so
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? I think, haha I can't remember that much
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Yes
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? No
Will you leave us alone? No
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) OH YEAH.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No
Don't you hate socialism? Well, not hate, but I don't like it either.
Do you like military dictatorships? NO.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? No
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? They are just people who went down Unlucky St. and they are dirty, so I think we should provide public showers.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Pfft. No
Do you like trains? If they don't pollute
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No, because I'm sure there are nations equally as awesome.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No, I'm atheist
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? This country is not bad at all.

[Thurask]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Republic of Thurask
Is your nation religious? Religion is banned
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? If forced to, otherwise no
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? "Good"
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? We have no classes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Yes, but if you're over 18 and in private you can drink till your liver explodes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes, although marijuana is legal
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? For the most part, but when needed civil rights can be suspended
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? So long as you did it quietly
Will you leave us alone? Sure
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) The more booze, the better!
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Due to the draft, the military personnel are the common people
Don't you hate socialism? We are a socialist country
Do you like military dictatorships? If they aren't jerks, yes
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? No
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Riot police water cannons clean them off
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No
Do you like trains? Yes
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? What is this "god" you speak of?
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? At least they aren't one of those libertarian theocracies...

[Waterlords]

So, what's your nation's full name and title?
The Armada of Naked Seamen of Waterlords
Is your nation religious?
We think so
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?
No, Only the national religion can be practiced
Are you a member of the WA?
Nope
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?
Some
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?
We have a social hierarchy in Waterlords. Where in the lowest class almost have no right at all
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?
Yes, only allowed to human resources ages 16+, soldiers buying alcohol must be given at least 5% discount
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?
All illegal drugs are banned
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it
Nope
wishes within its own borders?
Already
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?
yes, already being done in Waterlords
Will you leave us alone?
sure
What do you think of parties?
We allow that
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?
YES!
Don't you hate socialism?
YES!!!
Do you like military dictatorships?
YES! YES! YES!
Does anyone have the right to secede from you?
Nobody
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?
Somehow
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?
NO! Military rule!
Do you like trains?
Yes
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?
Never
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?
NEVER
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?
We like you at first until the last 2 questions

[New Ziedrich]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Technocratic Imperium of New Ziedrich
Is your nation religious? No
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? So long as it isn't used to justify discrimination or other silliness
Are you a member of the WA? No, they're too uppity and don't know how to run a proper country
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Average
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes and no; we don't care how wide gaps in wealth get, but we'd rather not have to deal with starvation and other such nonsense
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Alcohol is restricted
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Drugs are illegal
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We'll take note if things are too far outside what we deem appropriate
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Maybe not, although we are fairly isolationist; besides, there are plenty of nations perfectly willing to invade at the drop of a hat, so we're content to watch the fireworks
Will you leave us alone? Probably; we'll let the interverntionists wreck your stuff
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Dinner parties are fine; we disapprove of noisy drug parties and the like
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Even we, who go to extraordinary lengths to glorify the military, acknowledge that soldiers need the support of civilians
Don't you hate socialism? Yes, actually
Do you like military dictatorships? We're fine with them, generally speaking
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? No, and we will crush all such treasonous acts
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? That's a bit harsh...
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Yes
Do you like trains? Cars are better
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No. Nothing personal, but we're much larger and wealthier than you
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Well, it's better than many of the garbage-ridden, backwards, misguided hellholes we've seen in the world, at least.

[Frenequesta]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Social Republic and Scientific Collectives of Frenequesta
Is your nation religious? Not particularly. The government is secular, and half identify as atheist or agnostic. Those that are religious are of a liberal bent.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes!
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? World Benchmark
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Not really. We have it though.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Persons under the age of 18 must have parent's permission for purchase. Otherwise, no restrictions.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? None really. But crimes committed under the influence of drugs are considered "aggravated".
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We are not interventionist. We allow every other nation to do as they please, but we set an example for them.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Yes and no, we usually wouldn't care, but at most we'd issue a statement and send you diplomats to persuade you otherwise.
Will you leave us alone? Yes.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) They are boring things.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Oh no. Actual soldiers get little respect in Frenequesta. It's the folks that work on missile defense systems that are more revered.
Don't you hate socialism? No, it's not that bad of an idea.
Do you like military dictatorships? No. Double no.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Yes, but we'd rather them not.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? They're just like anyone else before the law. And they wouldn't be dirty if you actually cared for them.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No, it's a genetic fallacy (forgive the pun).
Do you like trains? Yes, our nation uses a lot of trains.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Well... no.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No!
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? We find them abhorrent and cruel.

[Vilona]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Enlightened Monarchy of Vilona
Is your nation religious? There are plenty of people who follow a certain religion, but not many that are strong or devout followers.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes. Secularism and religious freedom are very important in Vilona and are a constitutional right.
Are you a member of the WA? No. Vilona does not participate in worldly matters that do not directly concern us.
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Currently "Superb", but has ranged from "Very Good" to "World Benchmark".
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? No. For these to be significant concerns are symptoms of unchecked capitalism, which is frowned upon in Vilona.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? It is legally consumable/purchasable at 18, but it is up to the discretion of parents before that.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? All recreational drugs are legal, but citizens are encouraged not to go further than marijuana.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Indeed.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? "You stay out of our way, we stay out of yours. Get in our way and we will kick your ass back to the Stone Age." - Taken directly from the Constitution of Vilona, concerning matters of foreign policy.
Will you leave us alone? You were the one who put out the questionairre, but see above.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) They can be fun as long as you're not stupid. Vilona is known for it's partiers.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Those that are currently and actively serving the military receive benefits such as basic housing, health care, etc. Those with significant military accomplishments may be awarded an aristocratic title. Vilona recognizes that they perform a vital duty, but do not place military service or personnel above common people.
Don't you hate socialism? Nope. Vilona's economy is primarily state socialist.
Do you like military dictatorships? As long as they don't harm or oppress the people.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? If they think they can go on successfully, they are free to try. Most people are happy in Vilona and secession has never been significantly considered, let alone attempted.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Not really. Many are unfortunate victims of circumstance, but in a nation such as Vilona with far-reaching economic benefits and protection, some are seen as leeches who take from society without giving back.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? The Monarch of Vilona may appoint whoever he sees fit to take over his position in the event of retirement or death. How other nations choose their leaders is of no concern to us.
Do you like trains? Public trains are a very popular and convenient method of transportation in Vilona.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Nope. We don't acknowledge anyone, not even ourselves as the greatest nation on Earth.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Nope. That conflicts with the religious views of many citizens as well as the Constitution of Vilona.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Based on what little is known from these loaded questions, Khazmatistan seems like an oppressive state, and it's ruler a tyrant. You may take that however you wish to do so.

[Seviis New Island]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Free Land of Seviis New Island
Is your nation religious? Not really but's part of our culture
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Of course, so long as they don't go and impose it
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? They are rather Superb
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? No, not at all: we work hard to keep our nation as stable and equal as possible
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? No
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Mostly restraining, yes
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Huh? Come again? What about the nature? The creatures within the nation? They should also count, not only humans. . .
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Of course not! Why are you stating such bad things? Peasants are who harvest our food, they are important
Will you leave us alone? If you wish, yes
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Oh, we have them all the time. In fact, we are waiting for the next collective wedding
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No, not at all
Don't you hate socialism? Of course not! Socialism is a great way to work
Do you like military dictatorships? Not really, they are too harsh on people, making them hard to live
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Secede? Eh? No! Why? Seviishima is a rather united nation
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? What do you have against them? Who harvests your food?
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Although Supreme Leadership is 'hereditary' on some points, it still goes on a process on choosing the next in line. So yes, it should be regulated.
Do you like trains? Like the Magnet Train? Of course we do
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? You seem a rather strange nation to us, but if you think you are great, well, that's fine
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? But who created the president? There must be somebody behind. . .a mere human cannot be god
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? you seem like a strange country under pressure. . .