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how would your country handle a trekian coup ?

KILL TREKA !!
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Postby Imeriata » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:32 pm

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:step one: crush the coup
step two: celebrate our new shiny casus belli
Step three: crush you
step four: unknown
Step five: profit (most likely from punishment taxes)


Yeah, much like this...just with more shields and aircraft.

and less proper

Yasashii wrote:
Imeriata wrote:step one: crush the coup
step two: celebrate our new shiny casus belli
Step three: crush you
step four: unknown
Step five: profit (most likely from punishment taxes)


Brilliant! Sounds like a plan.

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Postby Saurisia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:33 pm

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:step one: crush the coup
step two: celebrate our new shiny casus belli
Step three: crush you
step four: unknown
Step five: profit (most likely from punishment taxes)


Yeah, much like this...just with more shields and aircraft.


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Postby Robotalica » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:59 pm

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Postby Apoctis » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:19 pm

Well we would of never left any of them alive pretty much solves that issue
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Postby The Rich Port » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:21 pm

Apoctis wrote:Well we would of never left any of them alive pretty much solves that issue


Actually, the two of you go at it, we'd actually have a proper little war. Like ants fighting over anthills. :roll:

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Postby Freelasio » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:28 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:It'd prolly be mistaken for a mugging attempt after a couple of CCU officers stumble upon it.

At the most, it'd get a tiny blurb in an apartment newspaper.


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Postby Sanapai » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:30 pm

There would be no need for a coup, since we're democratic (to a stupid degree).

However, let's say some crackpot takes over and starts doing bad things. The Trekian coup would be very successful, as Sanapaians consider it a civic duty to challenge, and fight, the government to preserve personal freedoms. You know, failing talking about it.

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Postby Great Nepal » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:41 pm

It will be dealt in 11 steps as shown below,

Step 1: A police unit will crush the "coup".
Step 2: Dictator will circle your nation in red.
Step 3: That evening, thousands of bombers will reduce your capital to ground.
Step 4: Thousands of bombers with bunker-buster bombs will bast your coasts.
Step 5: Our army will march on the beach after there is no one remaining there.
Step 6: Dictator will get on his plane and go to newly conquered Treka along with music bands and stuff.
Step 7: Treka's flag will be pulled down, burned and stuff.
Step 8: Bands will play the national anthem of Nepal
Step 9: Dictator along with Prime Minister will host the Flag of Nepal.
Step 10: 121 gun Salute.
Step 11: Crush any resistance movements in Treka.
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Postby The Izan Peoples » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:50 pm

Treka wrote:how would your country handle a trekian coup ? We only do this to non democratic nations .

We would cleanse the entirety of your nation with a purging flame.
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Postby Treka » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:12 pm

well the Izan peoples we thought no one would attack us as we are in the safety of Canada .

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Postby -Elithia- » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:12 pm

They are sacrificed to Merios.

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Postby Rupudska » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:15 pm

1: Surround rebellion with army and air force
2: Shell rebels with artillery
3: AIR STRIKE!!! (generic bomb spam)
4: Send in tanks to clean up
5: A second air strike, just 'cause.
6: Preemptive strike on your nation. With cruise missiles.
7: Clean up the mess, then profit.
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Postby The Grand World Order » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:19 pm

Treka wrote:well the Izan peoples we thought no one would attack us as we are in the safety of Canada .


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Postby Thurask » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:20 pm

Airstrikes, mostly.
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Postby Unilisia » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:23 pm

Treka wrote:how would your country handle a trekian coup ? We only do this to non democratic nations .


Caught and executed before even entering the country. Because you couldn't get inside in the first place ;)
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Postby Vandermire » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:24 pm

*Cue slaughter of rebels*
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Postby Talomanza » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:25 pm

The coup would be squashed by the military, and the conspirators, beheaded on national television.

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Postby The Grand World Order » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:30 pm

Oh! A coup! I thought you meant general rebellion.

Well, the Spireguard forces (a joint unit between the CCU, Federal Guard, S.T.F., and Grand Guardians, with some help from the "normal" Armed Forces) at the Spire Security Building would likely think you're a bunch of gate crashers trying to be dumbshits. Of course, if you made it past the SSB by sheer speed, and you had weapons, well, let's just say the Spire itself has 155mm howitzers, AAA and SAM systems, rocket artillery, tank cannons, MG nests, and long range artillery howitzers (for conventional attacks and for shelling the area immediately around the Political/Memorial Districts if need be) forming a 360 degree ring of protection.

More than likely, though, you'd just end up with a 950,000v electrobaton being slammed against your occipital bone, with your men waking up in a prison cell with a fat man and his 12 inch trouser snake standing over you.
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Postby Treka » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:00 pm

Bump.

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Postby Saurisisia » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:03 pm

Non-Democratic? Pft, we are PERFECTLY Democratic, so we wouldn't have to worry about this!
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Postby Deadviapool » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:12 pm

We watch them get mad as they try to kill me then i kill them.
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Postby Frenequesta » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:26 pm

We're quite democratic, so it wouldn't be a problem.
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Postby Green Port » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:02 pm

Ha.....Ha..Hahahahaha
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Postby The First Awesocracy » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:13 pm

Treka wrote:How would your country handle a Trekian coup?


Our government officials would beat the crap out of your men, then the head of state would walk over to your nation and burn your parliament down.
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Postby Unilisia » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:14 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:It'd prolly be mistaken for a mugging attempt after a couple of CCU officers stumble upon it.

At the most, it'd get a tiny blurb in an apartment newspaper.


Something along the lines of this.
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