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how would your country handle a trekian coup ?

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Treka
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how would your country handle a trekian coup ?

Postby Treka » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:27 pm

how would your country handle a trekian coup ? We only do this to non democratic nations .
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Postby The Grand World Order » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:29 pm

It'd prolly be mistaken for a mugging attempt after a couple of CCU officers stumble upon it.

At the most, it'd get a tiny blurb in an apartment newspaper.
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Postby Saurisia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:30 pm

ANY Coup is unlikely to happen anytime soon, if not ever.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:34 pm

C'est ne pas possible.

If it was attempted, the coup leaders would likely end up shot and dismembered, new leaders would be elected to replace the old and life would go on.
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Postby Herminia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:21 pm

We'd crush it like any coup and do this to the conspirators:

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Postby Maraque » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:26 pm

We would laugh because the idea is simply hilarious.

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Postby Southern Patriots » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:29 pm

Probably laughing as both the Trekian (whatever they are) conspirators were executed.

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Postby Anagonia » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:31 pm

Ship them to the Grand World Order and hope something comes of it.
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Postby Kereptica » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:34 pm

To remove the entire Union Court and Parliament would take quite a bit of effort.

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Postby Inutoland » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:45 pm

Given the population disparity between our two nations and the generally high level of morale and satisfaction with our current government, we wish you luck...

Your attempt to subvert our military is quickly detected and eradicated. When your clumsy interference in our domestic political affairs is revealed to the public, the consequences for your nation will be dire. We don't take kindly to tinpot dictators trying to overthrow our democratically elected government.
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Postby Sam the Reaper » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:05 pm

It Would not happen our security services would hear of it in advance and everyone associated with it would have unexplained horrible accidents.

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Postby Artarnica » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:11 pm

kill them and then eat them.

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Postby Satirius » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:11 pm

They would not get past customs since they can't prove their literacy.
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Postby Cult of Skaaro » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:44 pm

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Postby KludgeMUSH » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:56 pm

We wouldn't. They'd probably wind up getting accidentally killed in a crossfire between our own native factions, like the time that one group of foreign agitators got between the Free People's Army of KludgeMUSH and the People's Free Army of KludgeMUSH.

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Postby Travda » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:03 pm

Since we're democratic, we don't have any reason for you to attempt one (we'll take your word for it). But just for the honor of the thing, we'd probably aid any dictatorship that decides to invade you in retaliation. We hate dictators, but trying to overthrow someone else's government just isn't nice. We Travdans have a proud history of only overthrowing our own governments.
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Postby Novariea » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:10 pm

We would laugh at the hypocrisy of a democracy that detests dictatorships on what we assume are moral grounds launching a completely unprovoked attack on another sovereign nation.

Oh yeah, then we'd crush the invasion force.

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Postby Grays Harbor » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:19 pm

Novariea wrote:We would laugh at the hypocrisy of a democracy that detests dictatorships on what we assume are moral grounds launching a completely unprovoked attack on another sovereign nation.

Oh yeah, then we'd crush the invasion force.

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Postby Xarithis » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:37 pm

Treka wrote:how would your country handle a trekian coup ? We only do this to non democratic nations.

Seeing as we are not democratic, we will take this as a threat toward the stability the Empire. A coup could cause untold harm upon our people, and we do not take threats toward our people kindly. We will be watching you.

As for the question: Kill all involved in the initial coup attempt. Upon learning Treka's involvement, declare the Trekian Government an Enemy of the State and People for their conspiracy to revive the Xarithian Civil War. Neutralize this threat however possible, be it diplomacy, espionage, or Full-scale Invasion.

Although, we would never understand why Treka's Government hates our people so much as to try to bring back the death and destruction of the Civil War. Treka is obviously a nation run by Terrorists, who get their kicks out of the oppression and hardships of other nations' people.

[Edit] This is all considering if it is a covert coup. A direct military attack by Treka would likely end in failure at the borders of the Continent, never really becoming an issue. An invasion of Treka would still occur, which would be even easier in this case, with much of their military being destroyed in their invasion attempt.
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Sesseter
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Postby Sesseter » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:41 pm

How does Treka define "non-democratic?"

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Postby Imeriata » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:56 pm

step one: crush the coup
step two: celebrate our new shiny casus belli
Step three: crush you
step four: unknown
Step five: profit (most likely from punishment taxes)
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Postby Robotalica » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:57 pm

how would your country handle a trekian coup ? We only do this to non democratic nations .


Hm. Where to begin...ah yes, we'd simply send in our heavey drones to pick each member up one by one and transition them into synthetic slaves, any escapees would be tracked and forced to go in plain clothing to Sector 000, where they would melt from the acidic air. :P
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Postby The Rich Port » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:01 pm

It'd probably tickle.

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Postby Ramsetia » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:16 pm

Imeriata wrote:step one: crush the coup
step two: celebrate our new shiny casus belli
Step three: crush you
step four: unknown
Step five: profit (most likely from punishment taxes)


Yeah, much like this...just with more shields and aircraft.
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Postby Yasashii » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:19 pm

Imeriata wrote:step one: crush the coup
step two: celebrate our new shiny casus belli
Step three: crush you
step four: unknown
Step five: profit (most likely from punishment taxes)


Brilliant! Sounds like a plan.

I suppose extremely limited democracies would be a target as well. Firstly, you foreigners would have one hell of a time infiltrating the political system or finding enough local support - the immigration service would give trouble makers the boot! VISA REVOKED. Secondly, YSIS and the ISS would very much be able to track the activities of suspicious foreign types from nations a mere fraction Yasashii's size with a fraction of the espionage budget! Thirdly, in the off-chance it would occur, our legal and political system would never recognize the coup leaders and a new National Director would be elected by the Board - coups fly in the face of the rule of law, run against Yasashii electoral laws, and foreigners may never hold high-level government posts.

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