Your nation's Main Melee Weapon

[Radictistan]

Switchblades. You really have to be careful in some neighborhoods.

[-the Ukrainian SSR-]

"Fix Bayonets" < Enough said; aye?

[Mikedor]

Swords, 17-inch sword bayonets and dirks.

[Imeriata]

Swords, 17-inch sword bayonets and dirks.

Sword bayonets are for sissies with compensation issues, real men uses pike bayonets!

[Ramsetia]

Swords, 17-inch sword bayonets and dirks.

Sword bayonets are for sissies with compensation issues, real men uses pike bayonets!

Bayonets are for wusses who can't stomach proper close combat. Real men use their foreheads.

[Mikedor]

Swords, 17-inch sword bayonets and dirks.

Sword bayonets are for sissies with compensation issues, real men uses pike bayonets!

Shame that pike bayonets bend under strong forces.

[Imeriata]

Shame that pike bayonets bend under strong forces.

not if you have constructed them properly in a good "V" shaped variant they do not!

Bayonets are for wusses who can't stomach proper close combat. Real men use their foreheads.

Humbug! real men do not lower themselves to mere fist fighting in war!

[Makaar]

The telescopic tactical baton is the melee weapon of choice for the National Police Service. It comes in four varieties; the 16", 21", 26" and 31". Police officers are routinely armed with the 26" model. Police are trained to swipe at the arms and thighs of the suspect to force compliance.

The Makaarian military has done away with bayonets for combat use; they are still used for ceremonial events, and soldiers in the field are issued with knives, though they are intended for more practical uses in survival situations than for hand-to-hand combat.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Kat says that you shouldn't use bayonets...they get stuck and by the time it's out you're dead. Use a sharpened entrenching tool between neck and shoulder: faster, cleaner and safer.

Cookie for reference.

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

Kat says that you shouldn't use bayonets...they get stuck and by the time it's out you're dead. Use a sharpened entrenching tool between neck and shoulder: faster, cleaner and safer.

Cookie for reference.

If your enemy has any hard armour to protect their neck, your blow will glance off and you will get a cheat full of lead or steel.

[Kurdullahstan]

Kat says that you shouldn't use bayonets...they get stuck and by the time it's out you're dead. Use a sharpened entrenching tool between neck and shoulder: faster, cleaner and safer.

Cookie for reference.

If your enemy has any hard armour to protect their neck, your blow will glance off and you will get a cheat full of lead or steel.

Who wears hard armour on their neck? That's stupid, and probably a good way to get serious injury in a rollover crash or concussion blast.

Sword bayonets are for sissies with compensation issues, real men uses pike bayonets!

Bayonets are for wusses who can't stomach proper close combat. Real men use their foreheads.

Real men use that crazy ass Chinese entrenching tool with a can opener and measuring stick.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Real men show up swinging these.

http://i34.tinypic.com/23qxppx.jpg

[Satirius]

Who wears hard armour on their neck? That's stupid, and probably a good way to get serious injury in a rollover crash or concussion blast.



Real men use that crazy ass Chinese entrenching tool with a can opener and measuring stick.

Real men use tactical tomahawks and bust open their enemies helmet and skull with the pick end.

let's not do this or destroy the spirit of the tomahawk

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

If your enemy has any hard armour to protect their neck, your blow will glance off and you will get a cheat full of lead or steel.

Who wears hard armour on their neck? That's stupid, and probably a good way to get serious injury in a rollover crash or concussion blast.

True, but it is also a tiny area to aim for. With a knife or bayonet you could hit them anywhere on the body easily and reasonably expect to do some damage, generally enough to kill if you hit them right. If you stab someone in the gut with a bayonet they will probably die, if you hit them in the gut with a e-tool they will proceed to shoot you in the chest repeatedly. Also, bayonets have more reach and greater leverage than an e-tool.

[Kurdullahstan]

Real men use tactical tomahawks and bust open their enemies helmet and skull with the pick end.

let's not do this or destroy the spirit of the tomahawk

wat is a tactical tomahawk does it have rails

Who wears hard armour on their neck? That's stupid, and probably a good way to get serious injury in a rollover crash or concussion blast.

True, but it is also a tiny area to aim for. With a knife or bayonet you could hit them anywhere on the body easily and reasonably expect to do some damage, generally enough to kill if you hit them right. If you stab someone in the gut with a bayonet they will probably die, if you hit them in the gut with a e-tool they will proceed to shoot you in the chest repeatedly. Also, bayonets have more reach and greater leverage than an e-tool.

You ever been whacked with the broadside of a shovel in the chest?

You won't have time to shoot someone in the chest, because you'll have had the wind knocked out of you and be stunned for a good second or two.

[Roten]

every knight is trained to use a hand and a half longsword (with a norse-style hilt) that they wear nearly always. This has come in handy many times, even in modern warfare.

[The Grand World Order]

Real men use that crazy ass Chinese entrenching tool with a can opener and measuring stick.

Oh, if you want to count them, we also use WJQ-308 shovels/multitools.

Once again, Fascism prevails.

Oh BTW guys, our KM2000s? We notch the dull side, thus increasing their combat performance quite a bit.

[Amerikians]

Is that the Shovel From Hell/Perfect Weapon/Tool?

[The Grand World Order]

Is that the Shovel From Hell/Perfect Weapon/Tool?

Watch the video. You'll see.

[Satirius]

Who wears hard armour on their neck? That's stupid, and probably a good way to get serious injury in a rollover crash or concussion blast.

True, but it is also a tiny area to aim for. With a knife or bayonet you could hit them anywhere on the body easily and reasonably expect to do some damage, generally enough to kill if you hit them right. If you stab someone in the gut with a bayonet they will probably die, if you hit them in the gut with a e-tool they will proceed to shoot you in the chest repeatedly. Also, bayonets have more reach and greater leverage than an e-tool.

have you ever even thought about trying half the things you say

[Amerikians]

Is that the Shovel From Hell/Perfect Weapon/Tool?

Watch the video. You'll see.

I just replaced my toolbox with that.

[Chernobyl-Pripyat]

6H5 bayonet/rifle stock


or infantry shovel

[Satirius]

6H5 bayonet/rifle stock


or infantry shovel

you might like this

[Chernobyl-Pripyat]

you might like this

There's actually a modern version of that using 40mm VOG grenades, but I doubt if it ever was produced any further then a few prototypes

[Satirius]

you might like this

There's actually a modern version of that using 40mm VOG grenades, but I doubt if it ever was produced any further then a few prototypes

Really?

A link would be nice.