How would a Saurisian soldier do in your Army?

[The Adrian Empire]

Unfortunately due to his size Stanley Hoffman would not fit on most conventional star-ships in the Empire, he had to be carried by a cargo ship and dropped off at a cargo port at an Imperial Military Base, he astounded all most every person on the base, none more then the recruitment officer who stepped outside to see the "huge recruit".

Upon explaining how military service worked in the Empire, and how he could earn citizenship through it, Stanley joined immediately, considering his past services he was recommended to the Centurions our Professional Service, but was instead transferred to the Auxillia to serve alongside the Lizard-like Golarian people, when he arrived he was given very significant armour and made into a living tank. He served honourably, though unfortunately with little reportable incident, some skirmishes with slavers and pirates, a brief campaign helping pro-capitalist rebels in a few communist nations.

He became a citizen and retired to the Golarian Homeworld Tausaga.

[The shee species]

Sent right back.

[Greater Wuzzlefump]

skilled with a basic rifle and excels in melee combat

He sounds like a perfect soldier for our army. Unfortunately, he would be the largest thing on the battlefield and would draw all the enemy's fire on himself.

[Arthropoda Ingens]

"Mr. Stanley Hoffman!" the man-sized black widow spider exclaimined, radiating happiness and a sense of dread as she exposed her pincers. "I'm glad you've chosen us for your, ah... Voluntary tour of duty on foreign soil. Now lets see... Nice kit you got there. Those spikes... Lovely. I can see why you're meant for melee. Heavy infantry, it looks like, although... Hrm. Well, we could equip you with some rocket launchers, a personal shield and decent PA - something pretty rare, to be honest. I'm making due with a standard gelsuit -, but as a proud Archosaur, I'm sure that you're seeking a more... Fulfilling role. Something unusual. Something extraordinary. I mean, you're on a visit here, and it should be something special, right? Right. So, I was thinking... How about a planetkiller? Yes? Excellent. I thought so. And yes, we've one available. You'll be able to experience it soonish."

A few weeks passed, filled largely with training for Stanley Hoffman's assigned role - killing planets. Considering the level of responsibility associated with this, the training period was actually pretty short... But then again, bugs are big on automation.

And finally, the big day came. 'Planetkiller' Stanley Hoffman was understandably nervous as he climbed into his specially-tailored spacesuit (An understandable security measure), although he was otherwise pretty okay - having spent most of his time among solitary bugs, he'd not been subjected to the pseudo-communist workings of the eusocial core societies, but rather to something not entirely unlike the society he came from, if with a distinctly anarchic undertone (Bugs aren't big on authority, at all). He entered the displacer that'd transport him to the planetkiller in question, was - in mid-displacement - subjected to a substantial increase in momentum, and a fraction of a second later, impacted the planet below at a velocity sufficient to give him an energy equivalent to the K-T (Or dinokiller) asteroid, consequently devastating the planet's ecosphere while the impact energy split Stanley himself into his individual baryons and leptons

The age-old question of how many dinosaurs it takes to destroy a planet had finally been answered.

One, at sufficient velocity.

[Saurisia]

Oh, poor Dinosaur.

[Tagmatium]

skilled with a basic rifle and excels in melee combat

He sounds like a perfect soldier for our army. Unfortunately, he would be the largest thing on the battlefield and would draw all the enemy's fire on himself.

Half the problem.

How big is the thing's foxhole?

[Wrestlemania XXVI]

He would be put through the Wrestling school. He would train and then join the WWE. Finally, the SGT. would wrestle for our greatest honor, the General Championship!

Not only will he defend it, but when he IS the General Champion and our nation goes to war, he will wrestle one of their soldiers in the ring.

I'm sure he could handle that.. He'd be just fine

[Saurisia]

Well, considering he's a muscular Stegosaurus, I don't doubt he will!

[Celtica Morgland]

((Yeah, I'm joining the bandwagon, and I'm throwing a Dinosaur into the fray!))

Name: Stanley Hoffman
Age: 25
Appearance: Tall, bluish-green skin, muscular physique, sky blue eyes
Species: Stegosaurus
Gender: Male
Rank: Sergeant, Saurisian Army
Role: Rifleman
Political Ideology: Center-Right
Religion: Saurisian Roman Catholicism
Height: 23 ft
Weight: 4 tons
Education: Attended school (which he did well in), and then underwent Army training after joining at age 18
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Battle experience: Has fought numerous skirmishes against Nazi, Anarchist, Communist, and criminal groups
Bio: Born on the planet Mesozoica in a small rural town populated mostly by Stegosaurs (Stegosaurus and relatives), Stanley has always been a level-headed individual. Not as far-right politically as many other Saurisians, Stanley nonetheless shares the same suspicion of Communists, Nazis, and most Leftists in general that many Saurisians have. At age 18, Stanley decided to postpone attending college when he joined the Army, intending to earn his college degree after his service in the Army is over.

Since then, he had been posted on several planets' garrisons and fought against various small rogue groups. Stanley is skilled with a basic rifle and excels in melee combat, preferring to use his tail spikes to deadly effect.

Well since he is a Dino and since we are of reptile decendet he will be welcomed

[Herminia]

He'd get a lot of attention when he joins the Heer, because of Herminia's history of suspicion and xenophobia towards sapient Reptilians, he would attract a lot of glares from Human soldiers and even several death threats from hardcore Nazis. However, the Herminians' adoration of Dinosaurs plays into Stanley's hand as no one dares to touch him (thanks to his species, his size, and his obvious incredible strength). The Chancellor himself hears about the surprising new recruit in the Army and assigns several members of the elite SAHA special forces to guard him from any threats.

He'd serve in the Heer, but balks when he hears he's being assigned to "Pest Control Duty" as some Herminians call it - really, the task of hunting down the sapient Reptiles living in the wilderness. Thankfully, though, he never sees action against his Reptilian brethren, instead, he is assigned to guard convoys moving in and out of the outpost he's stationed at. Nothing much happens, until one night while guarding a single truck, he is kidnapped by several Reptiles belonging to a species of Lizard-like creatures with large plates running along their back, a lot like Stanley's species (even though they have much smaller plates). Among them, he meets a gorgeous local female, who convinces the others to release him. After that, they begin a relationship, with Stanley visiting her every day (and sometimes, at night too). Everything goes well for them until one day when Stanley is reassigned to Garrison Duty in the capital. Both Reptiles are heartbroken by this, and they never see each other again.

When Stanley arrives in the capital of Friedrich (formerly Friendisch), he is met by a small group of SS who promptly escort him to the Reichchancellory. There, Chancellor Richtoff told the young Stegosaurus that, concerned for the young Dinosaur, he would offer Stanley a mate, in the form of a young Stegosaurus who had been cloned several years before the Nazis' ascension who had been genetically modified to be sapient as part of an experiment to test secret Nazi technology. Ecstatic, the young male accepted the offer of having a mate and sure enough, the two were wedded and eventually had eggs together. Shortly thereafter however, a young aide, concerned that SS Chief Heinrich Holler (a mysterious man who had a rather sinister sense to him) had somehow acquired DNA from both Stanley and his mate to create a secret super army of Stegosaurus super soldiers controlled by the SS, arranged for Stanley and his family to be transported back to Saurisia, much to the distraught of the Chancellor.

[New Heliopolis]

Now, now, in a few generations your offspring will be those unspeakable horrors!

Sithspawn FTW.

Wait a minute...do you already have more utilitarian biotech? Because if not, then I think New Heliopolis has found a definite ally...

Always a pleasure to find out more.

Excellent.

[Imeriata]

He would find himself part of "trossen" or the logistic part of the army where he would be in specifc responsible of the transport of various equipment and supplies from place to place, or to be more accurate so would he transport the equipment himself just as any other large beast of burden would.

[Saurisia]

Bump

[Zagadonia]

You're remarkably oversensitive. Perhaps someone should actually bother to decimate your population in response to the threats you raise so constantly. It might teach you discretion.

Hell no! We'd nuke the fuckers to hell if they did that!

(but probably more intelligent than Saurisians despite being mere animals)

*Growls in anger*

*Mutters: Fucking Eldar*

we would rally to the saurisian battecry, try it fool MUAHAHAHAHA lol

[Eeri]

Stanley Hoffman: Being a Dinosaur you will get many strange looks when you show up at the recruiting office. Still when your army is voluntary beggars can't be choosers. Most likely you will be the line breaker in combat because of your sheer seize. You will give new meaning to guns-a-blazing. For your actions you will be rewarded a high rank and medal and the respect of Eerian everywhere.

[Gimmadonis]

We'd have trouble... integratting him. He'd likely need a specialized dropship all to himself to get anywhere, and much of our own gear wouldn't fit him. We're very tolerant, not to mention "not stupid enough to turn a sentient dinosaur away when he asks to be part of your society", so he'd have little trouble fitting in society, though he may have trouble fitting in buildings. Gimmadonis is pretty straight-center, so he shouldn't be too uncomfortable with our ideoligies. He may actually be of best use to our military in the support role, loading heavy ordinance onto trucks and carrying equipment. As he is now, he's kind of a large, hard-to-transport target.

[Colonel Robert Watts]

After the paper work finished, and his retinal and... hand(?) prints where assigned into the network he would be sent to the nearest military base.

He would then from there take tests ranging from physical capabilities, to eye-sight, and so forth to determine is statistical ability. From there on he would applied for, if the scores where high enough, for a meeting with our top military officials to be promoted to an Officer after a unanimous decision across the board. Thus from there he would be out-fitted with two large cannons on his back, given a standard military rifle, rations*, and extra ammo then sent into the ditches with the nearest capable squad currently in battle. After glorious victory he would be rewarded with medals, and given high military honor. From there he could either choose to re-enlist to the front lines, or choose to become a Commander and choose the outcomes of battles.

*Rations being three sheep cradling from his side, since our normal rations would require an astronomical amount to supply.

[Sith Korriban]

we would rally to the saurisian battecry, try it fool MUAHAHAHAHA lol

Now you, I want to kill just on general principles. It takes a bit more, ehhh... gravitas, to carry off an evil laugh without sounding like a moron. I do relish the chance to show people proper evil up close and personal...

[Agua Incendia]

He would either be killed by a soldier with in a day or die from the radiation in less than 4. sorry but its whats in my factbook.

[Waterlords]

Your soldier is way too big for our naval ships and giving him a ship is not an option. If Sgt. Hoffman can swim, he can join our war. He will be use as a transport-attack vehicle and as a ground trooper.

[Saurisia]

Bump

[Conserative Morality]

He would be first taken down with normally lethal amounts of tranquilizers and sedatives. His body would then be dragged about by Legionaries, fixed with a enough explosives to take down a small building for the off chance he woke up, and dissected. His organs would then be studied for any valuable medicinal properties, and then his body would be stuffed and put in a museum.

[Helghast empire]

perfect for our mobile artillery unit (he'll either carry shells or fire an artillery gun straight from his hands while moving) he'll probably fire a cannon that was taken out of the artillery vehicles to the bottom ( about 110 mm shells not so bad)

[Albion Rhodesia]

Since Albion Rhodesia has never made contact with any non-human species in any official capacity, the War Office would have the creature experimented upon and eventually dissected. The results would then be distributed among the appropriate government authorities, and the body shipping to the Cecil Rhodes Institute to be put on display.


-Major General Michael O’Shea, Albion Rhodesian Army(Ret.)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He'd probably try killing us human vermin, and would be shot down.