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The Pike Dynasty
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 183
Founded: Nov 02, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby The Pike Dynasty » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:59 pm

Meanwhile, in the Pike Dynasty, all other nations in the world send Emperor Palaeologos free Whataburgers. Omnomnomnom.

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Unilisia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12053
Founded: May 17, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Unilisia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:21 pm

Meanwhile... in Unilisia.... it is still snowing :meh:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Zeth Rekia
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 18387
Founded: Oct 11, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Zeth Rekia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:49 pm

Nothing is happening. Current amount of Spacecraft produced numbers at around 205500.
The migration from Utipltuinshka is going well.

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Frenequesta
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9043
Founded: Oct 22, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Frenequesta » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:05 pm

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The Denniston Observatory gets an expansion.
I’m mostly here for... something to do, I suppose.

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Anemos Major
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12691
Founded: Jun 01, 2008
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Anemos Major » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:46 pm

Meanwhile, in Anemos Major, traffic is stopped in central Anemos Rei for three hours when a pedestrian challenges a Metropolitan Police Traffic Direction Officer to a game to chess.

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Distruzio
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 23841
Founded: Feb 28, 2011
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Postby Distruzio » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:56 pm

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Eastern Orthodox Christian

Anti-Progressive
Conservative

Anti-Feminist
Right leaning Distributist

Anti-Equity
Western Chauvanist

Anti-Globalism
Nationalist

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Wikipedia and Universe
Senator
 
Posts: 3897
Founded: Jul 30, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Wikipedia and Universe » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:01 am

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get pissed, they'll be a mile away- and barefoot.
Proud Member and Co-Founder of the MDISC Alliance
An ODECON Naval Analyst wrote:Superior tactics and training can in fact triumph over force of numbers and missile spam.
Bottle wrote:This is not rocket surgery, folks.
Senestrum wrote:This is relativity, the theory that takes everything we know about the world, bends it over, and fucks it to death with a spiked dildo.

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Ruskarkand
Senator
 
Posts: 3985
Founded: Jan 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Ruskarkand » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:10 am

Meanwhile, in Ruskarkand, we get on with our weekly national purge, just to clear the area of Heretics.
Our populace is safe, as they carry artifacts that ensure their protection.
- Scottish resident of the United Kingdom.
- Appreciator of Dragons and Draconic things.
- Minor FanT. FT.
"Slavish adherence to formal ritual is a sign that one has nothing better to think about."

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The yeerks
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Sep 10, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The yeerks » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:20 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Bajireyn wrote:yep...


Oh, nostalgia alert. Severe nostalgia alert.

I hope its a good Nostalgia.
http://politicalcompass.org/printablegr ... 5&soc=8.00
This nation does not represent my views.

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The Southron Nation
Diplomat
 
Posts: 712
Founded: Nov 02, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Southron Nation » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:38 pm

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The Confederate Republics of the Southron Nation
What if the South had been recognized by the Union?

Aka Distruzio

Anarcho-Monarchism is an anti-egalitarian, anti-democratic, anti-statist, and anti-corporatist, conservative-libertarian movement that stresses tradition, responsibility, liberty, virtue, localism, market anarchy, voluntary segregation and personalism, along with familial, religious, and regional identity founded upon self-ownership and personified by a totem monarch.

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Seviis New Island
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 406
Founded: Feb 24, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Seviis New Island » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:06 pm

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New Island, the Land made from Dreams. Where everything is possible.
Proper way to call us
The Proper way to call us is Seviishimians. If you call us New Islanders we'll assume you're just referring to that particular island.

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UCDF
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1832
Founded: Jun 10, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby UCDF » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:08 pm

Y'all might wanna watch this:

Meanwhile in UCDF...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0puigjMynxs
Too cool for you.
I am not a nation. I am a nation's military.
Human-Alien war: VICTORY
Invasion of New Poseidon: VICTORY
I am a GUY
by Old Vester
Famous badass mercenary is famous.

The Imperial Navy wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:But you can't be serious, OP.

He is serious. And don't call him Shirley.
Adauchi wrote:
Bears Armed wrote:Flying battleships crapping on whatever's underneath?!? Aren't pigeons and seagulls enough already?
:blink:

obviously not, with these newfangled battleships you shall be railgunned if you complain about the crapping.
:shock:
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Mosasauria
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11074
Founded: Nov 13, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Mosasauria » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:14 pm

ImageThere is widespread panic as rumors of a shark-mosasaur hybrid were confirmed. All beaches have been shutdown, and all lesser mosasaurs have been issued a cautionary advisory.
Under New Management since 8/9/12

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Enternapax
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Apr 01, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Enternapax » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:19 pm

Meanwhile, in Enternapax, the government continues to pass progressive and utopian legislature which ensures that it's occupants are educated and peaceful, that the environment is well conserved and protected, and that violence and intolerance are minimized, all for an efficient, happy, and prosperous population.


But despite all this, our economy is apparently a black hole. Everyone here is as confused as you are.

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Magical Equestria
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1235
Founded: Nov 04, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Magical Equestria » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:24 pm

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ArghNeedAName
Minister
 
Posts: 2092
Founded: Feb 17, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby ArghNeedAName » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:53 am

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Alas, although our modern High Speed Rail network is very safe, accidents do happen.
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President: Malcolm Whitacre
Prime Minister: Mark Robinson
Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs: Michael Barton
1 (Ignore) - 2 (Grumble) - 3 (Threaten) - 4 (Invade) - 5 (Lose)
United Provinces of ArghNeedAName (Note the change!)
Adjective: ArghNeedANamic; Demonym: ArghNeedANamer
Wiki Page Constitution Glossary Hansard
RP Population: 104 million
Embassy program now still open!
Interested in creating a parliamentary diagram? View my guide here!

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Retoa
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 405
Founded: Apr 11, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Retoa » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:02 am

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Economic Left/Right: -3.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.87

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The Southron Nation
Diplomat
 
Posts: 712
Founded: Nov 02, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Southron Nation » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:29 am

Enternapax wrote:Meanwhile, in Enternapax, the government continues to pass progressive and utopian legislature which ensures that it's occupants are educated and peaceful, that the environment is well conserved and protected, and that violence and intolerance are minimized, all for an efficient, happy, and prosperous population.


But despite all this, our economy is apparently a black hole. Everyone here is as confused as you are.



Meanwhile in the Southron Nation, a Southron President smirks triumphantly and puffs on his cigar. He throws his feet up on the desk, reclines, and recites the economic intelligence report from his agents in Enternapax. "I dare say that the foreigners don't understand how wonderfully bountiful they've made the Southland. They regulate safety, the businessmen run here. Their government desires strict economic controls, the businessmen run here. Their government struggles against the tide of economic collapse, the businessmen run here. No regulations, no government spending, no interference whatsoever. Life truly doesn't get much better than this."
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The Confederate Republics of the Southron Nation
What if the South had been recognized by the Union?

Aka Distruzio

Anarcho-Monarchism is an anti-egalitarian, anti-democratic, anti-statist, and anti-corporatist, conservative-libertarian movement that stresses tradition, responsibility, liberty, virtue, localism, market anarchy, voluntary segregation and personalism, along with familial, religious, and regional identity founded upon self-ownership and personified by a totem monarch.

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Enternapax
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Apr 01, 2011
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Postby Enternapax » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:59 pm

The Southron Nation wrote:
Enternapax wrote:Meanwhile, in Enternapax, the government continues to pass progressive and utopian legislature which ensures that it's occupants are educated and peaceful, that the environment is well conserved and protected, and that violence and intolerance are minimized, all for an efficient, happy, and prosperous population.


But despite all this, our economy is apparently a black hole. Everyone here is as confused as you are.



Meanwhile in the Southron Nation, a Southron President smirks triumphantly and puffs on his cigar. He throws his feet up on the desk, reclines, and recites the economic intelligence report from his agents in Enternapax. "I dare say that the foreigners don't understand how wonderfully bountiful they've made the Southland. They regulate safety, the businessmen run here. Their government desires strict economic controls, the businessmen run here. Their government struggles against the tide of economic collapse, the businessmen run here. No regulations, no government spending, no interference whatsoever. Life truly doesn't get much better than this."
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Exactly why I'm confused. Apparently refusing to let your citizens eat doves and sell their organs on the black market equals socialism.

But hey, at least we're making the Southlanders happy! Cheers to that!
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Anagonia
Senator
 
Posts: 3679
Founded: Dec 18, 2003
Democratic Socialists

Postby Anagonia » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:29 pm

Meanwhile, in Anagonia...

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Founded: September 14th, 0 AUR
Capital: Liberty, State of Liberty, CSA
President: Mileethus Canisilus
Population: 85.22 Million Anagonians
GDP: D$6.1 Trillion
The Confederate States of Anagonia (MT/PMT)
An autonomous unity; A Confederate Republic whole.
Left-leaning Libertarianism - Human/Non-Human Society
Current Canon Year: 107 AUR (2033 AD)
Embassy Exchange Link | GATORnet v0.5.2b

Friend of Kraven, 2005-2023 == 18 years of stories deleted == Kraven Prevails!

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Saurisisia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 30239
Founded: Jan 28, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Saurisisia » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:22 pm

Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Phalnia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1686
Founded: Nov 20, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Phalnia » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:40 pm

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We're doing math homework. :(
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"The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? - it is the same the angels breathe." Mark Twain
“Don't feel entitled to anything you didn't sweat and struggle for.” Marian Wright Edelman

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The New Gaula Reich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 605
Founded: May 22, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Gaula Reich » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:23 pm

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A religious extremist is buried alive as part of her execution.
under capitalism, man exploits man, under communism, the exact opposite is true.
Embassy
Conoga wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Where my massive armada consisting of anime characters, the Indian Empire, catgirls, and succubi train.

Mine's bigger.
Complete map of The Fifth Reich's Claims in Europe and surrounding nations, other territories in the Pacific Ocean, and South America.
1 April 2011, Best April Fools Day evar!

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Neucom INC
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 457
Founded: Jan 17, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Neucom INC » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:29 pm

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Anyone understand this subliminal message? ;)
I'll give you a cookie if you could say the correct answer!
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HOSTILE TAKEOVER - NEW WORLD ORDER
WIP Factbook Thread - Corporate Economic Report
We like bombs, cash, sushi, planes, lasers, computers, aggressiveness, & insanity.
NEUCOM INC - POWER FOR LIFE ® - "Making the impossible, possible."
Level - Late MT/PMT
Anartonia wrote:
Neucom INC wrote:NINJA'D.
LOL.

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Phalnia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1686
Founded: Nov 20, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Phalnia » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:49 pm

Neucom INC wrote:
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Anyone understand this subliminal message? ;)
I'll give you a cookie if you could say the correct answer!


Oh I know. You guys force snakes to watch Human Centipede and reenact the movie by themselves. What a progressive nation.

"The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? - it is the same the angels breathe." Mark Twain
“Don't feel entitled to anything you didn't sweat and struggle for.” Marian Wright Edelman

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