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How would an average citizen of Moresnet do in your nation?

Postby Moresnetujo » Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:51 pm

Name: Andrei Zuranov
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 180 lb
Nationality: Moresnetian
Personality: Laid-back
Race: Slavic, but has assimilated into Moresnet
Sexuality: Bisexual
Employment: Factory worker
Political ideology: Communist
Religion: Atheist
Hobbies: Sport, playing the drums
Education: Graduated from college
Skills: Engineering
Bio: Andrei was born into poverty in the city of Indando, in the north of Moresnet, in 1981. He completed college in 2000, but couldn't find a job and became unemployed. In 2002, he was recruited into the local branch of the Workers' Revolutionary Army. He was a rank-and-file soldier during the 2006 Revolution, and although he wished to continue fighting for the cause, he was the subject of an assassination attempt by reactionaries in 2007. He was forced to retire from the Army and moved to the small town of Anyriumo (a paraĥo or muncipality), where he was elected to the local soviet in 2009. In his time in the soviet, he had a low profile, but played a key part in securing a better deal for mineworkers during their dispute with the government in January-February 2010. In May 2010, he fell from favour with the local people, and was recalled from the soviet by the proletariat in June. He now intends to leave Moresnet to look for a new start in another country.
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Postby Paradasea » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:06 pm

Andrei, being a communist might not approve of Paradasea's economic policies. However, if he is an environmentalist, he would love our booming green energy business. He would probably end up working at a wind power plant or perhaps at a transportation company, constructing and fixing carts and converting cars to alternative fuel.
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Postby Saurisia » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:35 pm

Barred from entering for being a bisexual and then beaten, bitten, and scratched quite a bit for being Communist.
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Myleria
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Postby Myleria » Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:57 pm

Executed for being a heathen, sexual deviant, and political dissenter.

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Postby Brokenfeld » Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:01 pm

I think he would be... intrigued might be the word. In Brokenfeld, there is only one reason why our economic and social standards are maintained at all, and that is because local communities pretty much fend for themselves on enforcement of laws and social standards. In one place he might be violently run out of town if he opens up about his sexuality, while in another bisexuals may be the only socially acceptable expression. Most communities are moderately socialist, but a few are out right communist. Bottom line, as it stands now, he could find a place for himself easily enough. But then this is my first day, so we'll see where things head.
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Postby Herminia » Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:06 pm

Grabbed by a member of the SA, renown for their brutality, and brought to a brick wall, where the outsider is beaten numerous times with a blackjack while being pinned against the wall. After a number of beatings, the Herminian ceases, leaving Andrei battered and bruised. Then, the SA man steps on his right hand with one foot and then kicks Andrei in the face with the other.

Bleeding heavily and having gone through a series of brutal treatment at the hands of the Nazi, Andrei looks up, and the last thing the battered and bloody Moresnet would see would be the barrel of a P99 staring him right in the face before the Herminian pulled the trigger and the 9-mm bullet impacted his nose, sealing his fate for good.

After doing the brutal deed, the SA man would walk off, as if nothing had happen. Andrei had two strikes against him: He was Communist and was a Bisexual, a lethal combo that would mean an instant and brutal death for those with both who dared enter Herminian soil.
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Postby Threlizdun » Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:12 pm

Andrei would fit in very well in Threlizdun. The nation is composed of anarcho-syndicalist communes that utilize participatory economics and a gift economy. His political views would closely match most of our citizens and his personality would as well. He would find a nice job and settle down easily into a pleasent life in one of the communes.

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Postby Syvorji » Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:33 pm

He will make a very good living in our capital, Syvori, and will be considered an elite and shall live in a beautiful district where towers of flats are really rare. He would make a good job representing the Aluni District in the upcoming 42nd Syvorjian Congress. His monthly payment shall be 250,000 shandol, our currency or in symbolic form, ß, or on Microsoft Word, "B." He will own a nice limo and will gain the support of the people. He will even be the first bisexual Soviet in the history of Syvorji, since bisexuals are often not allowed in the country, but his will outbalances the negatives of the bisexual, and as such, he will be allowed into the country. He will easily be in power for the next 10 congresses, according to predictions. And that is our info.

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Postby Kreanoltha » Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:48 pm

Eh... He would not get along to well here. The first shock to him would be the fact that we are all over six feet tall and could snap him with our bare hands. The second shock to him would be that we are a space-fairing nation that spans galaxies. After this he would notice that we are very Capitalist in nature. He would be dismayed to learn that there is almost no regulation on our economy. It would take some time for him to learn how to actually use money, and he would face constant hostilities for being a communist. When people found out his sexual preference he would be taunted with calls of "Faygala!" and "Laeteus! Laeteus!" Eventually he would book himself a seat on the first ship leaving Kreanolthan space.
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Postby Maolandia » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:15 pm

andrei is gonna love to be in Maolandia. His ideoogy matches perfectly with ours. He is an atheist, thank God.
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Postby KludgeMUSH » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:51 pm

Maolandia wrote:He is an atheist, thank God.
Heh?

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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:11 pm

Maolandia wrote:He is an atheist, thank God.


:rofl:
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Postby Kreanoltha » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:23 pm

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Maolandia wrote:He is an atheist, thank God.


:rofl:


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Postby Vortiaganica » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:10 am

His...er...preferences will get him hated by the populace. Then communism will get him hated by the government.

His religion (or lack of) will get him hated by the churches. Again, communism will get him hated by the companies.
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Postby Tabaros » Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:45 am

He'd be put to work in a Uranium Enrichment Facility but he'd be beaten up about once a month by other workers due to his sexual beliefs.

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Postby Femifascism » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:27 am

Zuranov will be welcomed in my nation where he will be granted free housing and social welfare and asked to help out Femi and other foxgirls in engineering. Although he would expectably dislike my nation's economic corporatism and equal caring for all social classes, there would be no other problems. The numerous pretty foxgirls and the beautiful pristine environment of my nation would make him feel pleasant.

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Postby Pale skinned redheads » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:11 am

Is he a redhead? If not he will be descriminated against, beaten up daily, spat upon, kicked and laughed at. If he is a redhead, he will have to help pay for the Royal Families way and he will gain all the freedoms and rights, but no privilages, which belong to the Royal Families, of any other Federation member. If he does not pay the way for the Royals he will be taken to the Sasquatch and werewolf sector to be used as Target practice or be used sexually by said creatures.

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Postby Maineiacs » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:16 am

He'd probably like it in Maineiacs and easily secure a visa. If he is a strident Stalinist or Maoist, he might get into a few lively political debates as his new neighbors tried to convince him that Social Democracy is a better way, but unless he broke the law in some overt way, he'd be left to believe and do as he wishes.
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Postby New Heliopolis » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:16 am

He'd end up a jobless vagrant due to the fact that he initially wouldn't have access to any of the matter or gene-altering technology that Heliopolites tend tio use to make themselves useful, and eventually be killed off for something rather minor just to get his face off the streets.
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Postby The Floridian Coast » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:20 am

He sounds like a very ideal citizen. An atheist and a communist puts him right in line with our ideologies, and we always could use a good factory worker. If Moresnet is cold it might take him sometime to get used to the heat, Florida is still too hot in mid-October.
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Postby Nort Eurasia » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:29 am

Andrei would do extremely well in Nort Eurasia. He is a communist (Our nation is socialist), an atheist (our nations official stance on religion) and he is a hard working individual and a rebel. He will do fine. :)
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Postby Tartonica » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:32 am

Andrei Zuranov would enter Dongxi International Airport, one of the three main airports for international travel, and be run through the normal security measures. He would receive a Tartonican Visitors Pass from the customs officials, and then be left to his devices once out of the airport.
After a few days of looking for a satisfactory job, he'll become a drummer in a stadium's band, where he gets to watch sports games. He'll earn a modest salary because of this, and eventually, will find a bisexual woman to marry, and they'll have 2 kids, which is around the national average. He'll die in a retirement home at the age of 82, surrounded by his wife, their kids, and the grandchildren.
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Postby New high charity 24 » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:36 am

Your citizen- drumroll please...... would get shot times in the back as public Firing, stabbed 65 times, then hanged. then his body will be burned, then dumped into a Toxic landfill.
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Postby Nort Eurasia » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:41 am

New high charity 24 wrote:Your citizen- drumroll please...... would get shot times in the back as public Firing, stabbed 65 times, then hanged. then his body will be burned, then dumped into a Toxic landfill.


A bit of an overkill don't you think? ;)
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Postby Baptisia » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:58 am

As a tourist he would be as welcome as anyone else. But as a potential resident he would fall foul of our immigration selection process, due to his religious beliefs and sexual orientation.
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