Inutoland wrote:Lykosia
Foreign Service advisory: Climate Advisory
Lykosia is a largely Centrist state with a record of opposition to slavery which will gratify Inutolanders. Its suspicion of extreme Libertarianism matches well with that of the Inutolander government, and it has a generally positive view of religion. The main points Inutolander tourists should be aware of are firstly, that Lykosia is cold. The climate is Arctic, including large stretches of tundra, and Inutolanders should prepare for extremely low temperatures even in "Summer", which is what the comparatively warm season is called. Secondly, Inutolanders should be aware that drug and alcohol regulations are rather different, and many substances that are permissible in Inutoland are controlled or banned outright in Lykosian territory.
"Climate advisory. I've predicted that before, it's always the climate..." said the president as he read the copies of Inutoland's Foreign Service advisory. He chuckled while closed the brown folder. "But still, the tourism industry is on the top." He then gave it back to his secretary and said, "Anyway, tell the Ministry of Culture and Tourism to put this on Page One."