The fate of my bottle of antifreeze in your nation

[Satirius]

you know what to do

Name: Morris Finest Quality Universal Anti-Freeze
Age: it was made about three years ago
Height: 45cm
Weight: 4.4 kg right now, decreases with each use
Appearance:
Political tendencies: none
Sexuality: was used as a stand-in for a penis on a home porn video
Personality: Dull, never talks, or holds any opinion on anything, quite ugly and the handle hurts to hold for too long
Bio: Was made in a factory three years ago, and was sold to some yokel a month later. It has been squirted over many nude women in fetish porn videos, and has killed three cats. On a fishing/porn on a boat expedition, it was tossed overboard during some unspeakable act and now finds its way to NATION in ARBITRARY LENGTH OF TIME.

[Wolohanistan]

The anti-freeze is found by a vagrant. He then drinks the antifreeze and dies.
Nobody mourns for him.

[Charlotte Ryberg]

Charlotte Ryberg hasn't really come around to roleplaying sapient bottles of anti-freeze yet. It will have to undergo usual customs procedures.

[Carcania]

It immediately gains an image among the people because of its revolutionary political views. In three years, it runs for mayor of a small town, succeeding because of its determination. It climbs up the political ladder, reaching the position of Senator, and runs for President. Unfortunately, it gets assassinated by a bottle of drain cleaner during a campaign speech.

[Ramsetia]

It's left in the corner of a store room 'Just in case'. It watches as the Ramset culture slowly degrades and their genome breaks down and re-consolidates itself, and their evacuation to the stars sees it brought with them. 'Just in case'.

[Ta-Mehu]

Deleted

[Old Erisia]

Some kid drinks it. He dies. Nobody cares. Life goes on.

[Umbagar]

One of Umbagar's many corporations finds it and it is immediately used up in a fleet of vehicles transporting resources.

[Brauzillia]

Sounds wrong, but it's accepted for bacterial reasons, but no pornography, as 25-40 people died so

[Iraqi Soviet Republics]

This has to be the most ridiculous,pointless, random topic i ever read!

[The Dragons Last Meal]

It is taken by a dragon to a mountain nest, and is used to feed the little dragons. The dragons are immune to poision and/or chemicals, so nothing happens. The dragons do not like the taste though, and visiously maul the bottle and feed the scraps to their kids. 2 days later it is dragon s***, just like most random junk in my nation.

[Maineiacs]

If found to contain non-biodegradable ingredients, the bottle would be shipped back to its country of origin postage due.

[Swilatia]

This has to be the most ridiculous,pointless, random topic i ever read!

You obviously haven't read too many of the threads in this forum.

[Zemeskala]

Mistake for blueberry vodka.

[Old Erisia]

This has to be the most ridiculous,pointless, random topic i ever read!

You obviously haven't read too many of the threads in this forum.

*points at F7*
*shudders*

[Swilatia]

You obviously haven't read too many of the threads in this forum.

*points at F7*
*shudders*

Who said I meant only the FNI section of the forum?

[Old Erisia]

*points at F7*
*shudders*

Who said I meant only the FNI section of the forum?

Who said I wasn't offering evidence to you point?

[Machtergreifung]

It is used as a stand in for a cannon shell in a firing exercise. Promptly explodes and poisions the gun crew, and is then introduced as the new chemical weapon.

[Inutoland]

Placed in a store room in Airport Security HQ while whoever transported an opened canister of antifreeze loose in an airship hold is tracked down. It gradually gathers dust while the offender remains missing.

Eventually one of our neanderthal population serving in airport security expropriates it and takes it back to the mountains for use in his personal use. (It'd be no use at all in the lowlands. Tropical rainforest and all that).

[The shee species]

Sold on E-bay

[Crookfur]

It washes ashore during a winter storm in one of the many strange enclaves that dot the coast line of Crookfur Isle. it is found by the enclave leader just as the frost starts to get really bad and he his car's windscreen washers have just run out. Naturally the leader attributs this to what ever diety he worships lookign out for his own personal well being and begins leading a dare devil life style to inspire his followers.

The leader later dies messily in a accident involving a grape fruit, an ironing board and sqeaky toy. The story makes it to the "and finally" section of the local free newspaper but his death is otherwise unmarked.

[Person012345]

Some kid drinks it. He dies. Nobody cares. Life goes on.

Not for him it doesn't.

[Old Erisia]

Some kid drinks it. He dies. Nobody cares. Life goes on.

Not for him it doesn't.

Nope, but life in general stops for no man, woman, or child.

[Augarundus]

It's weaponized and used on the front as a flammable grenade.

[Basementees]

Has a rag stuck in it;
the rag is set on fire;
it is thrown at a member of the Revolution.