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Aglrinia
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
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Postby Aglrinia » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:15 pm

Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.


Your citizen would be looked down upon by the citizens of Aglrinia, as openly gay citizens are forced into rehabilitation centers.
While due to what his father does and his studies. He would be under heavy surveillance throughout his stay in Aglrinia
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Unilisia
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Founded: May 17, 2009
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Postby Unilisia » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:17 pm

He'd be caught, used as breeding stock (assuming he is healthy). If he is healthy, he'll be used up until he either dies of being "overworked", or gets too old to breed. If he is unhealthy or old, he would be killed, butchered, and eaten like any old cow.
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Helghast empire
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Founded: Oct 14, 2009
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lol dam i tryed a fad but i failed

Postby Helghast empire » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:33 pm

gay? oh my thats not gonna end up well...

its so ironic i thought my citizen post would do well but no one but two guys put an actual comment on it, and only one post had to do with it, the other guy tagged my citizen lol. i still hope its on the first page so can put some posts lo, two posts is sad (even more ironic, 79 + people saw it but 2 posted -.-)

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Tulucu
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Posts: 44
Founded: Sep 26, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Fate Of My Citizen In Your Nation?

Postby Tulucu » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:37 pm

He would be the top student in the best university, but he would be bored by the lack of challenge and probably be frustrated that he isn't learning anything new. His political beliefs would be more or less compatible with the government's stance, but he would piss off a lot of the patriotic locals when he voices his views on the compulsory military service. He had also better forget about swimming and stick to sailing if he doesn't like sturgeons: we are currently infested with sturgeons, although the locals don't mind.

His stay would be pretty unremarkable here, but he would get a big boost on his GPA when he gets back. He will get stupider, because the top university here did not offer him a challenge. (Education is just being revitalized here)

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Apollonesia
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Posts: 1455
Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby Apollonesia » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:39 pm

He arrives at Novacek International Airport and is questioned by the AAA (Apollonesian Air Authority) and ABI (Apollonesian Bureau of Investigation) after it is revealed that he is atheist. All Apollonesians are religious, so he was warned not to corrupt the citizens. He fits in well due to the the fact that the majority of the population consists of Caucasian Socialists. Homosexuals have equal rights, but sodomy is illegal. He is warned not to engage in sexual interaction. He arrives at the prestigious Arenum University and begins his studies. Three days in, campus authorities alert ABI agents that he has defied them and engaged in sodomy in the dorm. He and his partner are arrested and his property seized. CHTB (Chemical and Harmful Toxins Bureau) is called and the room and sealed off indefinitely.

Your citizen is sentenced to ten years in prison for his crimes.
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Le Marseille
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Posts: 223
Founded: Aug 07, 2010
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Postby Le Marseille » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:46 pm

Upon arrival,he will be "kidnapped" by the holy police force who will then torture him in a chamber for being a blasphmer. His status as both gay and atheist will soon lead to his death in an untimely and unfortunate death by the jewish movement militia while taking a bus to visit a famous college for a lecture.

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Nerditopia
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Posts: 38
Founded: Jun 07, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Nerditopia » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:49 pm

Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.



he is welcomed with open arms and immediately offered the job of trying to figure out why my perfect little democratic socialist state turned into an inoffensive centrist democracy, and how to fix it.

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Tulucu
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Sep 26, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tulucu » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:57 pm

Nerditopia wrote:
Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.



he is welcomed with open arms and immediately offered the job of trying to figure out why my perfect little democratic socialist state turned into an inoffensive centrist democracy, and how to fix it.



parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
protests are legal but strictly supervised.
nudity is frowned upon.
postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.

One of the hobos in my country did 1/2 the job for 1/10 of what Mr. Swift was being paid. You're welcome.
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Titanic Vaterland
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 29, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Titanic Vaterland » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:02 pm

Greetings from the Chancellor of the Titanic Vaterland.... He would generally be conditioned so that he would acknowledge his creator. This would be accomplished through Intensive Education and Training through our Minister of Spirituality. He would be give a position for a intern in the Gov. once is abilities where confirmed, and placed on a probationary trial period. He has the freedom to be Straight or gay. Regards

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Maraque
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Posts: 10604
Founded: Nov 22, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Maraque » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:10 pm

Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.
Being well funded he has one of the nicer apartments in an exclusive neighborhood of Taerak. His sexuality wouldn't even come into question because nobody cares about such trivial matters here, and his atheism would fit right in with the majority of citizens. Being a swimmer he would thoroughly enjoy his time here as Tsvarchivans are very water-orientated people themselves, learning to swim almost as soon as they are able, and he would have crowds gathering at the local theatre to hear his live performances as Tsvarchivans are also very musically-inclined and would love that.

His type of dress would be a little odd, seeing as how many do not wear clothes, and those that do wear clothes tend to wear very casual and laid back clothing, even in formal wear. He would find the people's love for their King astonishing, even among the people that don't necessarily agree with the government. He would also find the fact that the Royal Families also appear in public quite often without security detail quite something to witness, and how they handle the throngs of people trying to get their attention.

When he goes out partying to experience the nightlife he's amazed at how sex-driven they are, with fornication happening quite regularly on the dance floor, and people of all sexualities dancing amongst each other, straight and gay alike, bumping and grinding like it's nothing. The smell of weed might get to him if he's not used to that, as well.

He would also take interest in the fact that animals have complete freedom, with a full set of rights and as such are seen roaming the vast city landscape without interference. The people don't seem to care that a herd of elephants is walking next to them or the fact that a family of ducks might cause a massive traffic jam because they're crossing the street. It's just a part of life.

The massive party squares might be of interest as well. A visit to the country wouldn't be complete without a visit to Tsvarchi Square, a massive square in the middle of the capital that is always filled to the brim with non-stop partying. Its defining characteristics would be the mud pit and giant swimming pool. Members of the Royal Family are seen here regularly, dabbling in some mud wrestling every once in a while.

If he was able to handle all this craziness for a year, the possibility of finding a boyfriend wouldn't be that far fetched, especially considering that he would have plenty of opportunities to meet one. If he's lucky he might meet one of the princes in Tsvarchi Square and develop a relationship and marry into the Royal Family.
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Prazinia 2
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Founded: Jul 30, 2009
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Postby Prazinia 2 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:19 pm

Something like this, followed by immediate release. A pastor will then ask him if he wants to embrace Christ. If he says no he'll be sent back to his country of origin.
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Fanaglia
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Posts: 4096
Founded: Nov 09, 2009
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Postby Fanaglia » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:20 pm

He is respected for his brilliant mind, but most find him too liberal and frown upon his atheism and homosexuality. People are also baffled by his references to "blogging." He makes many acquaintances, but no close friends, and his stay in Fanaglia is not unenjoyable, but is quite uneventful.
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Versailaconia
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Founded: Sep 30, 2010
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Postby Versailaconia » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:24 pm

Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.



Being a Socialist Democracy with a Athiestic default stance and a strong sense of sexual self determination, your citizen would be welcomed to Versailaconia and encouraged to aquire dual citizenship in order to enjoy and contribute to the joys of a socialized country.

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Pak Lemoc
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Founded: Feb 17, 2010
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Postby Pak Lemoc » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:35 pm

Hes given a taco upon arrival, and 3 tacos per day (It's illegal to not consume 1 taco per day in Pak Lemoc). One day, he forgets to eat a taco, and is kicked out of the country with "Banned from P.L. for crimes against tacos" tattooed on his arm.
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Valrem
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Founded: May 20, 2010
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Postby Valrem » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:38 pm

He'd get along just find and find plenty of like-minded folks at whichever Valrem university he chooses to study at.

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Jankenjin
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Founded: Oct 30, 2009
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Postby Jankenjin » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:29 pm

Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.


Following an evaluation by the Triune Republic Immigration Bureau psychologists, Francis Swift (named as Furanseisuki Suifutuki on his visa) is classified as a chokijin. He is advised to keep his hair trimmed and wear dark clothing. As the relative of a foreign government official and on a stipend from his country, he finds it easy to gain admission to a Jankenjin liberal arts college for his studies, although if he has not already learned Jankengo, he will be spending much of his school time with a language tutor. His classmates find him a curiosity and he may end up a bit of a celebrity on campus, and be urged to join any of the seemingly countless student political groups.

In his free time, he will find plenty of outlets for his athletic hobbies, although he may have to pick up on the various Jankenjin games, they for the most part being different from common Earth ones. His skill in tennis and squash will bring him surprising rewards--although the Jankenjin versions of these games are different, his superior human arm strength will make him a holy terror on the courts, easily able to beat all but the best Jankenjin opponents.

His homosexuality will go basically unnoticed, even in the off chance he may meet another similarly inclined human male. Provided that human has been classified as a guujin or a paajin and the two of them don't appear to act "retrograde" in the eyes of their Jankenjin hosts, no one will care if they are seen in public together. In fact, many Jankenjin may not even realize that Francis and company are of the same (human) sex.

On the other hand, his atheism will not win him many friends among the mostly religious Jankenjin. Although he will have the right to speak openly about it, it will not be a popular opinion.
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D-16 AI
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Posts: 145
Founded: Aug 08, 2010
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Postby D-16 AI » Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:05 pm

Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.


Immidiately after being shipped to D-16 (Defying the works of time itself), Francis would immidiately be put through several humiliating tests by our machines. After some checking on his blood type, his body mass, and fat to muscle ratio, Francis would be killed quickly after he was deemed, "Unworthy". His body would be chopped up and fed to other human slaves.
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Yibenche
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Founded: Sep 26, 2010
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Postby Yibenche » Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:06 pm

Unless he knows carpentry, spinning, hunting, foraging, pottery, or such, he's not likely to get very far because the economy is barter and nothing is given away in Yibenche. Then again, if he's studying here he'd probably be at one of the monasteries which offer housing and where they teach nesessary skills to children in addition to their high level philosophy studies(which is about the only thing they teach on a high enough level to warrant foreigners visiting. Unless he were studying ecology, which they considered child's stuff even though it's well known at an advanced level, or if he were a historian studying how lower technology worked in practice.), so he could pick them up there. He would still have to make or trade for all his own food, though. He is likely to get ridiculed as lazy or a know-nothing for not having a knife. Noone would probably care about his homosexuality unless he starts flirting, in which case he will be an outcast. With his athleticism he might get into sports of archery or wrestling, both of which are considered prestigious, and with his piano background likely could pass by as good on the accordion which is very popular in local music. If he becomes good in any of those he's likely to make many good Yibenche friends. Foreigners aren't liked very much, so he'd have to prove himself to be respected in some manner.

Overall, he would be safe in the country, just have to be open to working to get anything he needs and living with low technology.
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