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Licana
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Postby Licana » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:15 pm

<1% Licanan winters are too cold to support alligators outside of a controlled enviroment.

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Zellatia
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Postby Zellatia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:01 pm

90% ZO(Zellatia Online) Is a huge, multimedia company with ties to the Emperor, as he co-founded it as a teenager.

Chances of an Assassination attempt on your leader?
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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:03 pm

Unlikely

Chances of your leader being a flirtatious pervert?
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Lincolnton
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Postby Lincolnton » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:08 pm

Saurisia wrote:Chances of your leader being a flirtatious pervert?


President Kunz is a prude, plain and simple.

Probability of somebody in your nation waking up one morning, and randomly deciding to paint themselves purple and blue?
Lincolnton, FYI, is a typical nation with a mild climate, lots of beautiful trees, rivers, mountains, etc... populated by normally very mild-mannered capitalists who love the free market, happen to be majority Protestant Christians, and have a few Berserk Buttons which can set them off, if you're not careful.
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South United Allies
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Postby South United Allies » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:31 pm

like purple and blue it's the colors of he worst soccer team in the nation,i think 20%

probability of being thrown in the gasoline,then after in the accid,then after being thrown in the ground and pissed off,just because you shooted the gang's leader?
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Inutoland
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Postby Inutoland » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:32 pm

South United Allies wrote:probability of being thrown in the gasoline,then after in the acid,then after being thrown in the ground and pissed on, just because you shot the gang's leader?


Pretty close to nil. We don't have much of a crime problem.

Probability of your national sport's championship being delayed or cancelled by a terrorist threat/incident?
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Spaim and Neek
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Postby Spaim and Neek » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:59 pm

5%. All the terrorists will be watching the game!

Chances of your nation's leader being arrested?
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Lincolnton
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Postby Lincolnton » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:01 pm

Less than 1%, as she is a fairly sedate and very law-abiding woman.

Probability of a leading military official being arrested?
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NordLander
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Postby NordLander » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:00 pm

Unlikely, but there's currently a civil war.

What is the probability of your nation going completely bankrupt?
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Tjarra
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Founded: Jun 18, 2010
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Postby Tjarra » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:44 pm

What is the probability of your nation going completely bankrupt?


1.5% per year

What is the probability of the head of state being assassinated?
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Maraque
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Postby Maraque » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:00 pm

A head of state hasn't been assassinated in some 4,000 years, so pretty close to nil.

Probability of SARS or similar outbreak?
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Secular Republics
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Founded: Oct 25, 2010
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Postby Secular Republics » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:13 pm

Not tremendously high, due to a well-funded National Health Service. Of course, that probability cannot be zero!

What is the likelihood of a military coup in your country?
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Rad roach
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Postby Rad roach » Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:20 pm

zero due to the fact it's a nuclear wasteland
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Mid Lothian
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Postby Mid Lothian » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:13 pm

? - No event was listed.

What is the probability of witnessing a crime?
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Aristicacy
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Postby Aristicacy » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:42 pm

Not very high at all. The police are very, shall we say, pervasive.

chance of a nuclear meltdown?
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Great Valencia
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Postby Great Valencia » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:44 pm

1%

99% of the nation is nuclear powered, so it has to be safe.

Probability of a flying taco?
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:44 pm

2%, tacos are occasionally thrown at people.


Likelyhood of two political parties going into quasi-war with eachother.

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Aristicacy
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Postby Aristicacy » Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:54 pm

Relitivly high, considering the Progresives and Imperialists disagree on about everything.

chance of having a colony revolt?
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Rejistania
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Postby Rejistania » Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:01 pm

0% due to a lack of colonies.

What is the probability of your national soccer team winning an international match? :)
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Inutoland
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Postby Inutoland » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:27 pm

Rejistania wrote:What is the probability of your national soccer team winning an international match? :)


258,000:1 against.

What is the probability of getting a free beer in a bar?
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:28 pm

99% if member of the Freedom Party Guards.

50% if not.


What is the likely hood that two poltical parties would get into a shooting war in your nation?

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:30 pm

Unlikely, especially since those two parties would be cracked down upon heavily by the Dinoist Party.

What is the probability of your nation becoming a single-party republic?
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Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
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The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
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Rupudska
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Postby Rupudska » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:31 pm

38%

Chances of your leader commiting suicide?
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Frenequesta
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Postby Frenequesta » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:31 pm

Rupudska wrote:38%

Chances of your leader commiting suicide?


9%.

Probability of a nuclear reactor meltdown in your nation?
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Communist Winnipeg
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Postby Communist Winnipeg » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:40 pm

0% we are a communist nation.

What is the probability of the people controlling the means of production?
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