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Licana
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Postby Licana » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:33 pm

<1%

Getting heavy metal poisoning?
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Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Baptisia
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Postby Baptisia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:29 am

<1% Baptisia is a very environmentally friendly nation.

Chance of tripping over and injuring your self due to badly maintained paths or highways?
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:45 am

Quite low, because companies know most people will ram at them in lawsuits if that happens.

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Rejistania
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Postby Rejistania » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:07 am

It's very high, though some people do lurk.

Probability of a tie with the rejistanian soccer national team? ;)
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Lufab and Afrodia
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Postby Lufab and Afrodia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:14 am

Soccer? What's that? ;)

What is the chance of a chemical weapon being used by your nation in extremely dire times?
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Umbreria
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Postby Umbreria » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:46 am

Lufab and Afrodia wrote:What is the chance of a chemical weapon being used by your nation in extremely dire times?


In extremely dire times? I'd say in the high ninety to one hundred percent range, if we thought it would help things.

What is the probability of a government official commiting suicide due to a scandal?
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Postby Licana » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:53 am

5%

Someone getting an abortion?
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Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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La Pays De Soliel
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Postby La Pays De Soliel » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:59 am

La Pays de Soliel has a high probability of traffic jams. With a population of 1.701 billion, our cities are constantly filled with traffic jams. The rural communities are slowly being taken over by the larger cities. Interstate Highways are slowly crumbling, so traffic jams and accidents happen.
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Maraque
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Postby Maraque » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:19 am

That's nice, but it didn't answer the question at all.

Anyways... 2% of pregnancies are aborted.

Probability of a miscarriage?
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Eeri
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Postby Eeri » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:21 am

2.25%

Probability of winning the lottery
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Lincolnton
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Postby Lincolnton » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:23 am

Licana wrote:Someone getting an abortion?


Legally? Less than 1% here, as abortions may only be used to save the mother's life, or to prevent severe genetic defects.

Eeri wrote:Probability of winning the lottery


You are more likely to be raped by a shark.

Probability of a foreign invasion within the next six months?
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Lincolnton, FYI, is a typical nation with a mild climate, lots of beautiful trees, rivers, mountains, etc... populated by normally very mild-mannered capitalists who love the free market, happen to be majority Protestant Christians, and have a few Berserk Buttons which can set them off, if you're not careful.
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Michael Kenmore
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:24 am

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90% Nobody likes life-sucking aliens. :(

Probability of getting mugged?
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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:44 am

Probability of a tie with the rejistanian soccer national team?


Unlikely, hell, soccer's not even popular, but baseball, basketball, and football are!


Someone getting an abortion?


Never, we feel it is cruel to do such a barbaric thing.

Probability of a foreign invasion within the next six months?


Unlikely

Probability of getting mugged?


Somewhat possible, even more so in the more crime-ridden cities.

Probability of deserting in battle?
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Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
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Lincolnton
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Postby Lincolnton » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:58 am

Unlikely, as we are not at war, and if we were, it is likely we are the attacked party, and thus are fighting on our own land.

Probability of your soldiers murdering surrendered enemies in war?
Lincolnton, FYI, is a typical nation with a mild climate, lots of beautiful trees, rivers, mountains, etc... populated by normally very mild-mannered capitalists who love the free market, happen to be majority Protestant Christians, and have a few Berserk Buttons which can set them off, if you're not careful.
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Mid Lothian
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Postby Mid Lothian » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:13 pm

Lincolnton wrote:Unlikely, as we are not at war, and if we were, it is likely we are the attacked party, and thus are fighting on our own land.

Probability of your soldiers murdering surrendered enemies in war?


0% - they'd be captured and taken to the nearest PoW camp.

What is the probability of being involved in a car crash?
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Syndicalistia
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Postby Syndicalistia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:39 pm

Mid Lothian wrote:What is the probability of being involved in a car crash?


0 % no cars

Probability of getting a new football team started?
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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:04 pm

Syndicalistia wrote:
Mid Lothian wrote:What is the probability of being involved in a car crash?


0 % no cars

Probability of getting a new football team started?


100% if it's American-type Football, unlikely if it's the International kind.

Probability of a new Baseball team being formed?
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
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Lincolnton
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Postby Lincolnton » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:06 pm

Saurisia wrote:Probability of a new Baseball team being formed?


Professional teams are formed every few years. Semi-professional teams, more often. Local teams are as common as the gnats on a bull's ass.

Probability of a serious fight breaking out during a sporting event?
Lincolnton, FYI, is a typical nation with a mild climate, lots of beautiful trees, rivers, mountains, etc... populated by normally very mild-mannered capitalists who love the free market, happen to be majority Protestant Christians, and have a few Berserk Buttons which can set them off, if you're not careful.
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The United Good
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Postby The United Good » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:45 pm

Lincolnton wrote:
Saurisia wrote:Probability of a new Baseball team being formed?


Professional teams are formed every few years. Semi-professional teams, more often. Local teams are as common as the gnats on a bull's ass.

Probability of a serious fight breaking out during a sporting event?

Very low probability of a serious physical fight breaking out in the audience. Children are taught to enjoy sports and are a fairly serine people. If the sporting event was a boxing match, I assume a fight would break out in the ring.

Probability of thousands of people holding a peaceful protest againt government policy in your nation.
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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:51 pm

Unlikely, nobody bothers to hold a protest, because they're content with the Government.


Probability of a riot over racial/religious tension in a major city?
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!
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Rejistania
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Postby Rejistania » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:54 pm

not too likely, but unfortunately, it occasionally does happen.

What is the probability of falling into an open sewer?
Rejis sjiki, linux sjiki, alari sjiki, korona sjiki!
Forever united, forever free, forever in justice, forever prospering!

"Tekneluru mi'aru mi aji, il'sidekhir'ra mi, lajistas. Mi'ki'vasu kynha'het kijitax." Hank͜hila Sede, first lentine (translation: A dream is only a dream until it is reached. After that, it becomes something trivial)

Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands


This person is pro-EU and proud of it! They are also a Eurofederalist and want the Federated States of Europe!
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Fedeledland
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Postby Fedeledland » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:57 pm

1.76422132 %.

What's the probability of finding something that's illegal on sale in your nation?
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:09 pm

Fedeledland wrote:1.76422132 %.

What's the probability of finding something that's illegal on sale in your nation?

33%, however, this figure depends on substance and location.

What's the probability of someone declaring bankruptcy in your nation?
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:10 pm

0% we don't do bankruptcy.


What is the probablity of someone waking up with a different woman in their bed than the night before?

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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:12 pm

Hathradic States wrote:0% we don't do bankruptcy.


What is the probablity of someone waking up with a different woman in their bed than the night before?


Somewhat, if you're a ladies' man or one who likes to party around.

What's the probability of someone wrestling an Alligator?
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!
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