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Kent-Norman
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 415
Founded: May 07, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Kent-Norman » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:31 am

Inutoland wrote:
Great Valencia wrote:Probability of a cow eating a dinosaur from Saurista?


0%. Cows are rare enough here, without considering predatory cattle. Reconstituted-dinosaur cattle feed sounds like it's not worth the expense of making it.

Probability of someone in your nation never having seen a cow?


Dead, 0.3%, Alive, 7.8%

Probability of a Revolution in your Nation?
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Republic of Kent-Norman
We are an ex-Communist State, but we don't bother to change the flag, much like Angola or Mozambique.

Invasion of Voek(Initial Victory, forced to surrender)
2nd Rustik Hayaban War, Joint Invasion of Hayaba (Initial Victory, later withdrawal after the thread was locked)
Colte-Islands Independence War(Ceded the Colte-Islands to Reformed Britannia for 60 days.)
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Great Valencia
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Posts: 5116
Founded: Jun 13, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Valencia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:31 am

Forgot to post a question lols.

.0001%

Probability of a chicken eating a bird?
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Baptisia
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Posts: 145
Founded: Jun 01, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Baptisia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:39 am

0% as chicken aren't carnivores.

% of people below the international poverty line in your nation?
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National Motto"Those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength"
National Anthem"God of this City"
Government stance on religion:Officially neutral
Morality of laws:Christian based
Majority of population:Christian

Teh Fluffles wrote:
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b) go to Florida for a week
c) Just wait for 'em to go away without licking them

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Great Valencia
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Founded: Jun 13, 2009
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Postby Great Valencia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:40 am

Either 0 or 100, there is no money for the people here.


Probability of a person blowing up a taco stand?
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
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"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
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Syndicalistia
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Posts: 83
Founded: Nov 22, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Syndicalistia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:53 am

Great Valencia wrote:Probability of a person blowing up a taco stand?


No taco stands have ever been blown up here and chances are predicted to be very slim - 0.0000006% -

Probability of being physically threatened by a Taco Stand vendor?

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Great Valencia
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Founded: Jun 13, 2009
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Postby Great Valencia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:54 am

0% Whats a taco?

Probability of a monkey throwing a bomb at a cow
DEFCON 5
I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
Military Size: 46.2 Million (1%)

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Inutoland
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Founded: Jun 07, 2010
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Postby Inutoland » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:01 am

Great Valencia wrote:0% Whats a taco?

Probability of a monkey throwing a bomb at a cow


0%.
1) Monkeys don't have access to explosives.
2) The only cows we have are in zoos.

Probability of seeing a domestic cow in a zoo/menagerie/wild animal park in your nation?
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The new old world
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Posts: 175
Founded: Oct 05, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The new old world » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:14 am

Inutoland wrote:
Great Valencia wrote:0% Whats a taco?

Probability of a monkey throwing a bomb at a cow


0%.
1) Monkeys don't have access to explosives.
2) The only cows we have are in zoos.

Probability of seeing a domestic cow in a zoo/menagerie/wild animal park in your nation?

9% we dont have many cows to make milk, only urials (the animal) and goats
probability of someone seeing a cow in your nation?
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The chrisman union
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Posts: 1665
Founded: Jun 13, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The chrisman union » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:07 am

Depends where you are. 87% in rural fertile areas, much less in desert areas.

Chance of seeing a flock of sparrows?
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Syndicalistia
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Founded: Nov 22, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Syndicalistia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:14 am

The chrisman union wrote:Depends where you are. 87% in rural fertile areas, much less in desert areas.

Chance of seeing a flock of sparrows?


0% - And thanks for bringing up that painful memory, few years ago all of the sparrows in Syndicalistia were eaten due to over-population of the carnivorous forest Gump.

Probability of seeing A Flock of Seagulls?

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Baptisia
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Posts: 145
Founded: Jun 01, 2010
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Postby Baptisia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:23 am

72% down by the coast during winter, although its a bit hot for them at other times of the year.

% of seeing a flock of red-crested cardinals?
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Current events & incidents: None
Tropical island nation consisting of 7 member states



National Motto"Those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength"
National Anthem"God of this City"
Government stance on religion:Officially neutral
Morality of laws:Christian based
Majority of population:Christian

Teh Fluffles wrote:
Tetraca wrote:What's your zombie plan?

a) Lip Balm/Chapstick
b) go to Florida for a week
c) Just wait for 'em to go away without licking them

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Deisath
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 13, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Deisath » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:30 am

0% - We're about 9500 kilometers from their natural habitat.

Probability of a radiation leak?

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Baptisia
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Posts: 145
Founded: Jun 01, 2010
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Postby Baptisia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:56 am

0% as we have no nuclear wessels and no nuclear power stations.

Probability of an earthquake causing colossal damage to a city in your nation?
Factbook (NSwiki)MapNews Feed (twitter)

Current events & incidents: None
Tropical island nation consisting of 7 member states



National Motto"Those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength"
National Anthem"God of this City"
Government stance on religion:Officially neutral
Morality of laws:Christian based
Majority of population:Christian

Teh Fluffles wrote:
Tetraca wrote:What's your zombie plan?

a) Lip Balm/Chapstick
b) go to Florida for a week
c) Just wait for 'em to go away without licking them

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Vukanova
Envoy
 
Posts: 243
Founded: May 15, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Vukanova » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:57 am

Unlikely. No known fault lines.

Probability of being strangled in to unconciousness with a pair of trousers?

P.S. I love the Chekov reference. Very classy.
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Inutoland
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Founded: Jun 07, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Inutoland » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:27 am

Vukanova wrote:Probability of being strangled in to unconciousness with a pair of trousers?


Low. If we're going to strangle someone, we like to make a proper job of it.

Probability of someone knowing how to play Tamerlane Chess?
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Economic Left/Right: -3.50 | Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.95

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Mostrov
Minister
 
Posts: 2730
Founded: Aug 06, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Mostrov » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:24 pm

8%,its actually more popular then normal chess.

Probablity of Mostrovite Spies in your country?

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Lufab and Afrodia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Oct 17, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Lufab and Afrodia » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:36 pm

0%. You're not from our planet.

Probability of one of your people learning Afrobi?

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Imperial isa
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Posts: 5247
Founded: Feb 08, 2006
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Imperial isa » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:40 pm

0%

your government owning out of date satellites /recon probes
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Geilinor
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Posts: 41328
Founded: Feb 20, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Geilinor » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:23 pm

Imperial isa wrote:0%

your government owning out of date satellites /recon probes

0%, satellites are all privately owned at the moment.
Probability of being poor in your nation?
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Kalasparata
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Posts: 4725
Founded: Jan 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Kalasparata » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:20 am

Very low in normal cercamstances but now during this revolution, 99% are
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Sungai Pusat
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Founded: Mar 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sungai Pusat » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:33 am

Quite low, though not impossible.

Probability of having a magical wish granted.
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Bears Armed
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Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:41 am

Quite low, though not impossible.

Probability of being spoken to by a tree?
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Sungai Pusat
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Founded: Mar 27, 2010
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:53 am

Very low, unless it's a fake tree.

Probability of someone commiting suicide cos of the absense of their girlfriend.
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Baptisia
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Posts: 145
Founded: Jun 01, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Baptisia » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:49 am

2% Baptisian citizens are generally very happy people (especially those living in the state of New Catatonia).

Probability of encountering a owl with a 3 second exposure?
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Current events & incidents: None
Tropical island nation consisting of 7 member states



National Motto"Those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength"
National Anthem"God of this City"
Government stance on religion:Officially neutral
Morality of laws:Christian based
Majority of population:Christian

Teh Fluffles wrote:
Tetraca wrote:What's your zombie plan?

a) Lip Balm/Chapstick
b) go to Florida for a week
c) Just wait for 'em to go away without licking them

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The New Gaula Reich
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Founded: May 22, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Gaula Reich » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:31 pm

0% owls are scared of tanks, which are placed every few kilometres.

chance of a mass genocide, at the present time, that is about 70% in my nation.
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