What is the probability of... In your nation

by **Lootie** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:45 am

Where it's fashionable: better than 50-50.
Where it isn't: nil.

Who has a fifty I can borrow til next tuesday?

by **Polythinia** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:25 am

No one. It is considered culturally bad form to lend/borrow money. All traditional moneylenders' shops (dak'gresslek) are tucked in back streets and have large bamboo dividers that prevent borrowers from being seen.

Probability/percent chance that an average person is a victim of petty crime in public (mugging, theft)?

by **Inutoland** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:41 pm

2.7%

Probability of seeing a party in the streets in daytime?

by **Maraque** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:47 pm

100%

Probability of such a party being disrupted by the police?

by **Saurisia** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:49 pm

Only if it got out of hand.

What is the probability of meeting a sapient (or Anthro) Dinosaur?

by **The New Gaula Reich** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:04 pm

0%

chance of somebody hating dinosaurs and NOT being destroyed by Saurasia in your nation.

by **Olthar** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:07 pm

N/A; "hate" is an emotion, and those are illegal.

Probability of your citizen breaking out into a spontaneous sex orgy in the middle of the street?

by **Saurisia** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:07 pm

The New Gaula Reich wrote:0%

chance of somebody hating dinosaurs and NOT being destroyed by Saurasia in your nation.

Never, we infiltrate such companies with spies

Probability of your citizen breaking out into a spontaneous sex orgy in the middle of the street?

Rare.

by **Oceanic Vakiadia** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:46 pm

probability of being pushed off of a cliff by the mob?

by **Greater Rhodes** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:19 pm

>1%. The Rhodian "La Cosa Nostra" fell apart at the beginning of the '50s as a result of a huge policing and general law spending boom from the '40s.

by **Rejistania** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:33 pm

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:probability of being pushed off of a cliff by the mob?

Very low as this is Rejistania and organized crime does not exist (Come on, do you think organized ANYTHING exists here?)

What is the probability of a human eating the meat of a reptile as part of dinner?

by **Apollonesia** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:34 pm

Rejistania wrote:
Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:probability of being pushed off of a cliff by the mob?

Very low as this is Rejistania and organized crime does not exist (Come on, do you think organized ANYTHING exists here?)

What is the probability of a human eating the meat of a reptile as part of dinner?

Reptiles are not eaten in Apollonesia. 0%.

What is the probability of being mugged in broad daylight?

by **Olthar** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:35 pm

0%; mugging is illegal.

Probability of a child being abandoned by a parent?

by **Lzar Naten** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:38 pm

What is the probability of a human eating the meat of a reptile as part of dinner?

As a nation of Reptiles, THAT is not only non-existent, but likely to get you killed (after all, in Human America, you eat lizard, in Lz'ar Nat'en, lizard eat YOU).

What is the probability of a Reptile eating Human meat?

by **Apollonesia** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:38 pm

0%. Child endangerment/neglect is illegal.

Probability of an employee receiving a promotion during the year they were hired?

by **Lufab and Afrodia** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:28 pm

7%, unless you're referring to the military.

Probability of an armed crime syndicate popping up in your nation's cities?

by **Sungai Pusat** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:36 am

Very low.

Probability of a riot happening.

cityraildude · by **Kalasparata** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:54 am

Extremely high, especailly in the current state our nation is in
Probability of someone missing a piece of public transport?

by **Satirius** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:35 am

wtf is that supposed to mean

chance of finding someone that isn't an extra-Havenic barbarian in your nation, any answer besides "none" is a lie

by **Sungai Pusat** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:46 am

Very, very high.

Probability of someone smoking marijuana.

by **Inutoland** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:48 am

Satirius wrote:chance of finding someone that isn't an extra-Havenic barbarian in your nation, any answer besides "none" is a lie

We are unfamiliar with the term "extra-Havenic". Havenic barbarians are rare enough, without finding one that is "extra Havenic - now with more Havenism".

@Sungai Pusat: High, though chewing coca leaves is the usual drug of choice.

Probability of your nation's spokesperson making a pro-mammalian comment on this forum WITHOUT getting eaten by Saurisia's spokesreptile?

by **Sungai Pusat** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:53 am

Very high, since we're on another planet and eve if they heard it, it would take some time before they come here.

Probability of someone writing a sentence that long.

by **Great Valencia** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:24 am

2%

I doubt even 90% of our population writes..

Probability of a cow eating a dinosaur from Saurista?

by **Inutoland** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:28 am

Great Valencia wrote:Probability of a cow eating a dinosaur from Saurista?

0%. Cows are rare enough here, without considering predatory cattle. Reconstituted-dinosaur cattle feed sounds like it's not worth the expense of making it.

Probability of someone in your nation never having seen a cow?

by **Great Valencia** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:29 am

89%

We're pretty much one big giant urban city

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