What is the probability of... In your nation

by **Hobit** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:41 am

Sungai Pusat wrote:Very, very low. Cos almost no one holds a Bible in public day or night anymore.

Probability of someone holding a Bible in the day.

73.1%, of which 98% of that is when the local preacher chasing you in you footsie pajamas with a pitchfork, torch, and bible while yelling "May the power of God compel you not rape my daughter!" after discovering you and his daughter were doing the unspeakable. Yes that happens alot.

Chance of getting hit by a stray assassin's bullet?

by **Onekawa-Nukanor** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:49 am

0.045%

Chance of A T-rex rampaging around your captial city and killing dozens of people?

by **Oceanic Vakiadia** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:57 am

0%; we are not very close to Saurisia.

probability of discovering a large previously thought extinct animal in your borders?

by **Tjarra** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:02 am

probability of discovering a large previously thought extinct animal in your borders?

3%. Tjarra is a very young nation and its area was almost uninhabited until a few years ago.

What is the probability that someone repairing a TV screws it up and then accidentally invents an interstellar warp drive?

by **Spaim and Neek** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:11 am

Unfortunately about 0.00000001%

Chances of a sudden breakout of swine flu?

by **The Zuiderzee** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:18 am

Eh.. 3%, I've had the swine flu, it's not too terrible, and my health-care system is pretty solid.
Chances of a Nazi, living within your borders? Mine's 0%, Nazism is frowned upon, occasionally with torches and pitchforks.

by **Wilfred Test** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:39 am

0%

Probability of somebody being given free shampoo?

by **Olthar** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:21 am

0%; Shampoo is obsolete as hair is illegal.

Probability of someone getting fired from a job for growing a stupid mustache?

by **Wrestlemania XXVI** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:27 am

50% Depends on the job.

Of one of your residents becoming the WWE Champion of Wrestlemania XXVI?

by **Cloudcover** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:36 am

Wrestlemania XXVI wrote:50% Depends on the job.

Of one of your residents becoming the WWE Champion of Wrestlemania XXVI?

If Chemical Warfare is allowed, 100%. If not, 25%

Of your people that enjoy "Jersey Shore"?

by **Oceanic Vakiadia** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:57 am

0%

percentage of people that own 1 or more cats

by **The New Gaula Reich** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:15 pm

@ Oceanic Vakaidia: wrong thread
@ Coludcover: wrong thread
@ wrestlemania: 0% wwe is illegal
probability of posting in the wrong thread in your nation.in mine: 0% we're not near above two nations.

by **Olthar** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:19 pm

0%; We don't break the fourth wall in Olthar.

...Wait...OH SHI- *fourth wall shatters*

*sigh* Not again... -_-

Probability of your nation going to war over a misunderstanding involving a cherry pie?

by **Tjarra** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:33 pm

Probability of your nation going to war over a misunderstanding involving a cherry pie?

1%. If there would be a war, the government would love to have this type of an excuse

What is the probability that an examiner of the patent office comes with a revolutionary new physics theory?

by **The New Gaula Reich** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:44 pm

0%, there are no physical patent offices

probability of my smiley ( :clap:

) out clapping your smiley.

by **Oceanic Vakiadia** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:30 pm

0%; our smiley would just shoot him.

chance of discovering a new species of bug in your basement?

by **Sungai Pusat** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:41 pm

Quitte low.

Probability of propaganda over your screens.

by **Hellestia** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:43 pm

12%, though we're not sure as to how far in context you would call it ''propaganda''.

Probability of dying from a drive-by gun shooting?

by **Viatara** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:44 pm

None. We don't have guns. Or automobiles.

Probability of your leader having a harem?

by **Saurisia** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:46 pm

Viatara wrote:None. We don't have guns. Or automobiles.

Remind me to liberate you sometime.

Probability of your leader having a harem?

Never, our current President may be a pervert who flirts on most female Dinosaurs he encounters, but he has standards.

Probability of your leader being a member of a Secret Society?

by **Licana** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:15 pm

0%

Getting a possession stolen from you?

by **Tabaros** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:15 pm

5%

Probability of someone starting a pornographic magazine company that becomes SUPER Rich and ends up controlling your nation!

by **Hellestia** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:42 am

0.0%

Probability of being bitten by a dog in your nation?

by **Kyuria** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:56 am

If you go to the slums, 12% any where else and the little buger will be dead before it's teeth make contact.

Probability of evil science experiments taking place?

by **Mytannion** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:58 am

Kyuria wrote:If you go to the slums, 12% any where else and the little buger will be dead before it's teeth make contact.

Probability of evil science experiments taking place?

5% Science isn't very important in our nation. With Literacy and mathematics taking greater precedence (and History). Plus our industrial and agricultural sectors are where we make our money. If anyone was found doing this, they would be given a life sentence in prison.

Probability of a riot taking place?

What is the probability of... In your nation

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