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Olthar
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Olthar » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:50 pm

0%; minorities don't exist in Olthar.

Probability of your leader(s) choking on a marshmallow and dying?
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Oceanic Vakiadia
Minister
 
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Founded: Aug 28, 2010
Father Knows Best State

Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:03 pm

0%

probability a nuclear weapon detonating in its silo?
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Apaelas
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Feb 08, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Apaelas » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:08 pm

0% We don't have nuclear weapons, much less one in a silo.

The probability of having your picnic party completely devoured by ravenous ants?
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Kronstadtia
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: May 12, 2006
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Kronstadtia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:14 pm

3.6%

The probability of being an dumbfuck asshole?
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Saurisia
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7693
Founded: Aug 11, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Saurisia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:16 pm

Kronstadtia wrote:3.6%

The probability of geing an dumbfuck asshole?


0% Whatever the hell THAT means...

Probability of marshmallow truck jack-knifing on a highway?
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!
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Oceanic Vakiadia
Minister
 
Posts: 3045
Founded: Aug 28, 2010
Father Knows Best State

Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:19 pm

0%

probability of waking up in a pit of snakes?
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The shee species
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1728
Founded: Apr 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The shee species » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:40 pm

2%

probability of getting hit by a twenty-foot rubber duck for some unknown reason?
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Oceanic Vakiadia
Minister
 
Posts: 3045
Founded: Aug 28, 2010
Father Knows Best State

Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:00 pm

0%

probability of being rick rolled?
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Olthar
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Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Olthar » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:20 pm

0%; music is illegal.

Probability of a helicopter chopping someone's arm off?
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Iscometrika
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 14, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Iscometrika » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:40 pm

.001%

Probability of being stranded on an island with only scientific and mathematical skills to guide you?
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Rupudska
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20695
Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:41 pm

0%. We have no islands.

Probablility of falling off a cliff?
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Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

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Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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KludgeMUSH
Diplomat
 
Posts: 929
Founded: Jul 29, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby KludgeMUSH » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:26 pm

Rupudska wrote:Probablility of falling off a cliff?

Nonzero but statistically insignificant.

Probability of being raped by wild boars?
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Rupudska
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20695
Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:31 pm

.00000000000001%

Probability of being raped by yangires?
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES
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Oceanic Vakiadia
Minister
 
Posts: 3045
Founded: Aug 28, 2010
Father Knows Best State

Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:39 pm

0% whatever those are...

probability of falling out of a helicopter straight into my national animal's mouth?
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Great Valencia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5116
Founded: Jun 13, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Valencia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:49 pm

OVER N- EGATIVE NINE THOUSAND!

Probability of someone being NORMAL in your nation?

OOC: Being normal is disgusting.
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Military Size: 46.2 Million (1%)
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Oceanic Vakiadia
Minister
 
Posts: 3045
Founded: Aug 28, 2010
Father Knows Best State

Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:57 pm

0%; being normal is outlawed, but that means that not being normal is normal but theyre not normal to outsiders...


probability of finding out what my hidden 3rd puppet state is?

ooc:if its over negative nine thousand, then its any where from infinity to negative 8 thousand nine hundred ninety-nine.
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Olthar
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59474
Founded: Jun 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Olthar » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:00 pm

0%; we do not break the fourth wall in Olthar.

...Wait...OH SHI-- *fourth wall shatters*


Probability of someone from your nation repairing the fourth wall?
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Oceanic Vakiadia
Minister
 
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Founded: Aug 28, 2010
Father Knows Best State

Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:03 pm

0%; they'd more likely burn it.

probability of my national animal migrating to your nation and taking over the waters around?
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Great Valencia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5116
Founded: Jun 13, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Valencia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:16 pm

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:0%; they'd more likely burn it.

probability of my national animal migrating to your nation and taking over the waters around?

Still over negative 9,000. Make it past our 9,000 ship navy and POSSIBLY.



A cow eating a giant taco?
DEFCON 5
I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
Military Size: 46.2 Million (1%)
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Vihenia
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Jan 15, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Vihenia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:36 pm

0.001%

Probability of not having wife/girlfriends with big boobs, good manner and gorgeous looking face in Vihenia :D

98%

Probability of Polygamy in Vihenia
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Saurisia
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7693
Founded: Aug 11, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Saurisia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:38 pm

Vihenia wrote:0.001%

Probability of not having wife/girlfriends with big boobs, good manner and gorgeous looking face in Vihenia :D


Oh, we have a number of females like that here, most of them aren't Humans, if you know what I mean. ;)
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!
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Israslovakahzerbajan
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Posts: 7818
Founded: May 20, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:40 pm

Posiblility of your wife/GF being a lolita with no chest, boyish hair, and terrible manners.
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San Pellegrino Romana
Minister
 
Posts: 2796
Founded: Jul 14, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby San Pellegrino Romana » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:49 pm

.0001%

What is the probability of finding a high-denomination bill of currency on the sidewalk?
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Israslovakahzerbajan
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Posts: 7818
Founded: May 20, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:50 pm

1%

The possiblity of being stalked by creepy older men.
IC name: El Reino Panamericano/El Reino de La Dorada
IC Flag: Follow this link

México-Americano, por nacimiento. Nacionalista de mi país adoptivo: México.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Oh, I bet it counts alright...otaku gets anyone a x50 multiplier on their hell points.
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Saurisia
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Posts: 7693
Founded: Aug 11, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Saurisia » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:51 pm

Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:1%

The possiblity of being stalked by creepy older men.


0%

Pedophilia is non-existent

The possibility of your car blowing up all of a sudden?
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
FT Population: 1,000,000,000,000
DINOSAURS RULE!
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