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Lathuria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 985
Founded: Jun 12, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Lathuria » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:30 pm

Good. We love our satire.

Probability of Lady Gaga reaching any level of poularity?
The Corparation wrote:No. It could become popular among apple fanboys aka hipsters. As we all did NS "Before it was cool" It would turn us into hipsters. And I for one do not want to be a hipster.

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Mods in black...
Internet defenders...

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Sungai Pusat
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Posts: 15048
Founded: Mar 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:32 pm

Low, she is gone according to our records. (We're in 2210)

Probability of someone living for three hundred years.
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Swartaz
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1171
Founded: Feb 05, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Swartaz » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:10 pm

<0%

Probability of your nation launching a nuclear ballistic during open warfare?
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Thurask
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7077
Founded: Sep 03, 2009
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Thurask » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:24 pm

74%

Probability of someone being caught sharing copyrighted files over the Internet?
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Bisim
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 438
Founded: Jul 22, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Bisim » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:26 am

26%

What is the probability of being eat by a snake in your nation?
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The chrisman union
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Posts: 1665
Founded: Jun 13, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The chrisman union » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:52 am

4%. We have big snakes, but they don't usually eat people.

Probability of an armed rebellion?
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The Allied Nations of the Chrisman Union (ANCU)
Leader: President Christian Veldt
Armed forces: 900,000
Population: 340,000,000
Government type: Liberal Social Democracy
Shebu wrote: 9 out of 10 times when you have a Ak47 pointed at you, you pay attention.

North Defese wrote:If I had a nickle and the head of everyone who called me [Defense], I'd be rich, and thrown in prison for all the mutliated corpses strewn about my house.

Tunizcha wrote:Never get in a staring contest with a cat. Even if you win, you still lose, because you just spent 5 minutes staring at a cat.

Canadai wrote:In Canadai, the vertically impaired are treated as equal citizens, and given ladders by the government.

Niur wrote:Lets all just get brain transplants to shark bodies.
Defcon: 1 2 3 4 [5]

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Balver
Envoy
 
Posts: 210
Founded: Nov 15, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Balver » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:53 am

The chrisman union wrote:4%. We have big snakes, but they don't usually eat people.

Probability of an armed rebellion?



65%

probability to get nuked?
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Ko-oren
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Posts: 6421
Founded: Nov 26, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ko-oren » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:13 pm

Close to 0%; no one knows us, so the only chance is a nuke fired poorly into my nation.

Probability of a train running late?
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Frenequesta
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Posts: 9043
Founded: Oct 22, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frenequesta » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:20 pm

.001%. Trains in Frenequesta are extraordinarily punctual.

Probability of a major company going out of business within one year?
I’m mostly here for... something to do, I suppose.

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0 America
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby 0 America » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:02 pm

Frenequesta wrote:.001%. Trains in Frenequesta are extraordinarily punctual.

Probability of a major company going out of business within one year?


2.5%

Probability of an average citizen making it into your entertainment industry?
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The chrisman union
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Founded: Jun 13, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby The chrisman union » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:07 pm

20%

Probability of receiving a speeding ticket.
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The Allied Nations of the Chrisman Union (ANCU)
Leader: President Christian Veldt
Armed forces: 900,000
Population: 340,000,000
Government type: Liberal Social Democracy
Shebu wrote: 9 out of 10 times when you have a Ak47 pointed at you, you pay attention.

North Defese wrote:If I had a nickle and the head of everyone who called me [Defense], I'd be rich, and thrown in prison for all the mutliated corpses strewn about my house.

Tunizcha wrote:Never get in a staring contest with a cat. Even if you win, you still lose, because you just spent 5 minutes staring at a cat.

Canadai wrote:In Canadai, the vertically impaired are treated as equal citizens, and given ladders by the government.

Niur wrote:Lets all just get brain transplants to shark bodies.
Defcon: 1 2 3 4 [5]

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Frenequesta
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Founded: Oct 22, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frenequesta » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:17 pm

10% (only in the city, outer areas have no speed limits)

Probability of a student dropping out of high school?
I’m mostly here for... something to do, I suppose.

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Oceanic Vakiadia
Minister
 
Posts: 3045
Founded: Aug 28, 2010
Father Knows Best State

Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:24 pm

3%.

probability of finding an ancient tribal totem buried under your capital?
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-Atlantias
Envoy
 
Posts: 237
Founded: Nov 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby -Atlantias » Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:28 pm

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:3%.

probability of finding an ancient tribal totem buried under your capital?

0% the capital is untouched land and we are very ancient, we showed up in the early Greek era with in the BCE age.

Probability of your capital being seiged.

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Caelestius
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 139
Founded: Feb 05, 2008
New York Times Democracy

Postby Caelestius » Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:31 pm

-Atlantias wrote:
Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:3%.

probability of finding an ancient tribal totem buried under your capital?

0% the capital is untouched land and we are very ancient, we showed up in the early Greek era with in the BCE age.

Probability of your capital being seiged.


2% Very low due to Caelestius residing in a seperate continent, surrounded by water and strong navy presence.

Probability of winning the nation's lottery (if any)?
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Sagatagan
Minister
 
Posts: 2180
Founded: Apr 25, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sagatagan » Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:53 pm

About .1%; it's not worth it, but some people play it.

Probability of your workers going on a wildcat general strike.
Confederation of participatory-democratic autonomous municipalities. Market socialist economy, some cantons practicing participatory economics. Environmentally sustainable economy. Enormous civil liberties. Nuclear-armed and missile defense equipped, to protect our autonomy.

Left 7.88, Libertarian 8.65

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Frenequesta
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9043
Founded: Oct 22, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frenequesta » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:05 pm

.01%. Striking usually occurs within the company.

Probability of an epidemic?
I’m mostly here for... something to do, I suppose.

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Sungai Pusat
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Posts: 15048
Founded: Mar 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sungai Pusat » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:15 pm

Very low.

Probability of someone owning an iPhone.
Now mostly a politik discuss account.

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Jurgenty
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 450
Founded: Mar 08, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Jurgenty » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:28 pm

Sungai Pusat wrote:Very low.

Probability of someone owning an iPhone.


89% but nobody likes the i-phone. its impractical

going to war?
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Costa Fiero
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5247
Founded: Nov 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Costa Fiero » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:23 pm

0.1% We are a peaceful nation, I think.

Probablility of a multi vehicle pileup on a motorway/major road?

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Sungai Pusat
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Founded: Mar 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sungai Pusat » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:49 pm

Very low.

Probability of civil war in your nation
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Keddikan
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Nov 05, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Keddikan » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:10 pm

Sungai Pusat wrote:Very low.
Probability of civil war in your nation

Every other weekend.

Probability of an assassination attempt on a government official in your nation?
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Genivar
Minister
 
Posts: 2737
Founded: Feb 11, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Genivar » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:14 pm

Probability of an assassination attempt on a government official in your nation?

Nil.

Probability of a tourist getting mugged in your nation?
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Syreene states
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Posts: 670
Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Syreene states » Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:24 pm

Genivar wrote:
Probability of an assassination attempt on a government official in your nation?

Nil.

Probability of a tourist getting mugged in your nation?

Unheard of.

Likelihood of Birds nesting on an individual Citizen's Chimney?

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Sagatagan
Minister
 
Posts: 2180
Founded: Apr 25, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sagatagan » Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:00 am

Syreene states wrote:
Genivar wrote:Nil.

Probability of a tourist getting mugged in your nation?

Unheard of.

Likelihood of Birds nesting on an individual Citizen's Chimney?


Highly likely. Sagatagan has abundant populations of nesting birds. Most people do not mind having birds nesting on their house. In fact, having swallows under your eves is considered lucky, and many families keep feeders and bird houses. As far as chimneys in particular go, we do have chimney swifts.

Likelihood of finding an urban agriculture garden in one of your cities?
Confederation of participatory-democratic autonomous municipalities. Market socialist economy, some cantons practicing participatory economics. Environmentally sustainable economy. Enormous civil liberties. Nuclear-armed and missile defense equipped, to protect our autonomy.

Left 7.88, Libertarian 8.65

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