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Azanj
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Founded: Jun 01, 2010
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Postby Azanj » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:25 am

Maineiacs wrote:This year's marijuana crop sucked. :D


Ours has failed completely due to the drought -- we're now relying on imports from the Sultanate of Zanzibar to our north...
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Sungai Pusat
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:26 am

Azanj wrote:
Maineiacs wrote:This year's marijuana crop sucked. :D


Ours has failed completely due to the drought -- we're now relying on imports from the Punjabi Raj to our east...

ait, why is your nation having marijuana imported?
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Azanj
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Postby Azanj » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:28 am

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Azanj wrote:
Maineiacs wrote:This year's marijuana crop sucked. :D


Ours has failed completely due to the drought -- we're now relying on imports from the Sultanate of Zanzibar to our north...

ait, why is your nation having marijuana imported?


The Emperor demands it! Without it, his subjects would have rebelled by now: keeping the masses placated is sound Imperial policy -- in any case, he also has some occasionally...
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:29 am

Azanj wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Azanj wrote:
Maineiacs wrote:This year's marijuana crop sucked. :D


Ours has failed completely due to the drought -- we're now relying on imports from the Punjabi Raj to our east...

ait, why is your nation having marijuana imported?


The Emperor demands it! Without it, his subjects would have rebelled by now: keeping the masses placated is sound Imperial policy -- in any case, he also has some occassionally...

.....

In Sungai Pusat, even though it is legal to take marijuana, it is a social norm to not take drugs.
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Azanj
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Postby Azanj » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:30 am

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Azanj wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Azanj wrote:
Maineiacs wrote:This year's marijuana crop sucked. :D


Ours has failed completely due to the drought -- we're now relying on imports from the Sultanate of Zanzibar to our north...

ait, why is your nation having marijuana imported?


The Emperor demands it! Without it, his subjects would have rebelled by now: keeping the masses placated is sound Imperial policy -- in any case, he also has some occassionally...

.....


In Sungai Pusat, even though it is legal to take marijuana, it is a social norm to not take drugs.


That shows just how different our two nations are...
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:31 am

Azanj wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Azanj wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Azanj wrote:
Maineiacs wrote:This year's marijuana crop sucked. :D


Ours has failed completely due to the drought -- we're now relying on imports from the Punjabi Raj to our east...

ait, why is your nation having marijuana imported?


The Emperor demands it! Without it, his subjects would have rebelled by now: keeping the masses placated is sound Imperial policy -- in any case, he also has some occassionally...

.....


In Sungai Pusat, even though it is legal to take marijuana, it is a social norm to not take drugs.


That shows just how different our two nations are...

Yup! :D
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Makaar
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Postby Makaar » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:37 am

Separatist terrorists in the province of Jagor continue to launch bomb attacks on government offices and military installations across Makaar, though attacks directly aimed at civilians have ceased in the last decade.

Other than that, we're a virtual utopia.
Makaar is ranked 323rd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
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Sungai Pusat
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:39 am

Makaar wrote:Separatist terrorists in the province of Jagor continue to launch bomb attacks on government offices and military installations across Makaar, though attacks directly aimed at civilians have ceased in the last decade.

Other than that, we're a virtual utopia.

Yes, a Left-Wing one!
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Sagatagan
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Postby Sagatagan » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:28 am

Senestrum wrote:Problems? In glorious Senestrum? Bah, how unrealistic.

oh god where are we going to put all the babies and immigrants
Sagatagan wrote:We're about to be invaded by the Doomani.

Oh, and the rapid urbanization has lead to social strain.

Tell your soldiers to shoot themselves before capture, it'll be better than the crucifixions.


Is the crucifixion a common practice, or just something they did to us the last time we fought them? At any rate, all the soldiers have pledged to fight to the death- the prevailing mood is that they're going to die if captured, they're going to get shot by their own comrades if they flee (normally we don't do this, but the militias voted to implement it), and they're probably going to die as civilians if they flee, avoid getting shot, and we lose. So the only thing to do is to fight to the death, and hope that we can save as much of the country as possible.

This has actually made the overall morale reasonably high.
Confederation of participatory-democratic autonomous municipalities. Market socialist economy, some cantons practicing participatory economics. Environmentally sustainable economy. Enormous civil liberties. Nuclear-armed and missile defense equipped, to protect our autonomy.

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Reygo
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Postby Reygo » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:21 am

The RFF and The Lambda Revolutionaries, period.

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Jalanat
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Postby Jalanat » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:52 am

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Jalanat wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Augarundus wrote:Image


Your nation is being roasted by a large japanese sun? May we suggest sunblock?

I don't think even sunblock can help them. Japan's got guns and stuff!

Yarr! Nippon!!!

Our nation's largest trouble right now is...uh...not much really.

Not much? What about socialism?

You see that's not trouble for us because we actually follow a leftist ideology, oh closed-minded one.
My nation is not like my nation page at all, it contradicts itself, we don't EVER eat kangaroos, that's just very sad. Also vegetarianism is compulsory yet it still says it's the nation's favourite main course and all and stuff.

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Knowlandia
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Postby Knowlandia » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:19 pm

The progression to socialism is going much to slow.
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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:24 pm

Knowlandia wrote:The progression to socialism is going much to slow.


plenty of time to stop, reverse and choose a monarch. proper governance ensues.
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Knowlandia
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Postby Knowlandia » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:28 pm

St George of England wrote:
Knowlandia wrote:The progression to socialism is going much to slow.


plenty of time to stop, reverse and choose a monarch. proper governance ensues.

We already had a constitutional monarch, but he resigned and gave it over to a constitutional dictator. Seeing as how we are a geniocracy, we didn't see how a monarch would work. What if his hier does not meet the IQ criteria? With a dictator you could ellect another person upon his death.
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Marventis
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Founded: May 19, 2010
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Postby Marventis » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:34 pm

The economic crisis we're facing.
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Saurisia
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Postby Saurisia » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:36 pm

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Makaar wrote:Separatist terrorists in the province of Jagor continue to launch bomb attacks on government offices and military installations across Makaar, though attacks directly aimed at civilians have ceased in the last decade.

Other than that, we're a virtual utopia.

Yes, a Left-Wing one!


Sadly, also known as "Hell" to a Conservative or Right-Libertarian.
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CTALNH
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Postby CTALNH » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:23 am

Your talking about socialism being slow look at as we are at 16.456klm away from communism take in account that every 5 year plan is a step to communism.
"This guy is a State socialist, which doesn't so much mean mass murder and totalitarianism as it means trying to have a strong state to lead the way out of poverty and towards a bright future. Strict state control of the economy is necessary to make the great leap forward into that brighter future, and all elements of society must be sure to contribute or else."
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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.64
Lawful Neutral/Lawful Evil half and half.
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Tergnitz
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Postby Tergnitz » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:22 am

Foreign threats and a rising internal crime rate, primarily armed assaults and robbery.

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Aurensia
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Postby Aurensia » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:45 am

Aurensia's trouble? The numero uno of troubles faced in Aurensia? Fiction's fucking cats shitting on our glorious front lawns! Then the dogs get all riled up D:<
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Unicario
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Postby Unicario » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:51 am

Men.
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Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
Ginkaigan is currently at peace.

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NS Limbaugh Island
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Postby NS Limbaugh Island » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:53 am

Unicario wrote:Men.


Women. ( ;) )

Limbaugh Island occasionally has to deal with waterborne terrorists attempting to strike at whalers.
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Rejistania
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Postby Rejistania » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:10 am

That we were elimintated. In the World Cup Qualifiers. The days of Rejistania as proud haditera of soccer seem to be over.
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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:42 am

NS Limbaugh Island wrote:
Unicario wrote:Men.


Women. ( ;) )

Limbaugh Island occasionally has to deal with waterborne terrorists attempting to strike at whalers.


One of our main problems is how are we going to keep funding waterborne terrorists targeting whalers?
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Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
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Military Size: 4,000,000
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Gillock
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Founded: Sep 04, 2010
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Postby Gillock » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:35 am

We have to few costumers to buy tobbaco from us

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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:10 am

Gillock wrote:We have to few costumers to buy tobbaco from us


you're in luck, due to the declining relations between us and the confederate united states, we're looking for a new supplier.
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Current Monarch: His Heavenly Guanxine The Ky Morris
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Current RP: Closure of the Paulianus Passage
The United Coven of the Otherworlds
Current Leader: Covenwoman Paige Thomas
Population: 312,000,000
Military Size: 4,000,000
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