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by L3 Communications » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:39 pm
New Nicksyllvania wrote:WA is jew infested tyranny that does not understand freedom and 0% taxation
Lyras wrote:Thirdly, the inclusion of multiple penetration aids (such as flares, chaff, false-target balloons and lubricant)...

by Bokaya » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:52 pm
Bokaya wrote:Fresh from the forges of the Bokayan National Arsenal, the "Standard" presents the ultimate in affordable armaments solutions.
"Nothing fancy, but it'll kill you just as dead as the most powerful weapon in the world." - Count Durval, Proprietor of the BNA.
THE "STANDARD" IS...
Dirt cheap! Made from melted down "car cubes" with a stock carved from old bed-heads, any nation with a sizable junk yard and land fill site can start production of this weapon now! Make on average 6.5 units for every one AK series rifle!
Sustainable! Because of the recycled nature of the components of this weapon, there is no need for costly deforestation and destruction of the environment!
Reliable! So simple a design there's virtually nothing to go wrong with it! Bury it in mud and it'll keep firing. Use it in the desert and it'll keep firing. Immerse it in water and it'll just keep firing!
Simple! Non-adjustable iron sights factory-zeroed to 100 metres. No fiddly bits! Just slam in a mag; cock, point and shoot! Even a child could use it!
Powerful! A 30 round detatchable box type magazine coupled with rounds that pack a hefty punch with minimal recoil equals serious firepower in a small, unassuming package. Easy to control semi-automatic firing means that with the "Standard" you simply can't miss!
Don't delay, order NOW!
Urgolon wrote:Because liberals like buying computers made by corporations, running on software developed by corporations, to open up an internet browser made by a corporation, to search on a search engine run by a corporation, to find a forum so they can rant about how they hate the evil corporations.The Black Plains wrote:But Canada is America's hat.

by Albrante » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:42 pm


by Bokaya » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:13 am
Urgolon wrote:Because liberals like buying computers made by corporations, running on software developed by corporations, to open up an internet browser made by a corporation, to search on a search engine run by a corporation, to find a forum so they can rant about how they hate the evil corporations.The Black Plains wrote:But Canada is America's hat.

by Inutoland » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:29 am



by Imeriata » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:38 am
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.
Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

by Of The Arch ilands » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:52 am
Xiscapia wrote:In Soviet Archland, OH SHIT FRANK IS BEHIND YOU!
18:47 Urarailgun In heaven the cooks are Archian, the engineers are Urarailian, the lovers are Delemontian, and the police are Britannian. In hell the cooks are Britannian, the engineers are Delemontian, the lovers are Archian, and the police are Urarailian

by The New Aryan State » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:00 am


by Chinese Regions » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:01 am


by Of The Arch ilands » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:45 am
Xiscapia wrote:In Soviet Archland, OH SHIT FRANK IS BEHIND YOU!
18:47 Urarailgun In heaven the cooks are Archian, the engineers are Urarailian, the lovers are Delemontian, and the police are Britannian. In hell the cooks are Britannian, the engineers are Delemontian, the lovers are Archian, and the police are Urarailian

by Wolohanistan » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:48 am

by L3 Communications » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:54 am
New Nicksyllvania wrote:WA is jew infested tyranny that does not understand freedom and 0% taxation
Lyras wrote:Thirdly, the inclusion of multiple penetration aids (such as flares, chaff, false-target balloons and lubricant)...

by Phonencia » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:17 am

by Wolohanistan » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:27 am

by Of The Arch ilands » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:41 am
Xiscapia wrote:In Soviet Archland, OH SHIT FRANK IS BEHIND YOU!
18:47 Urarailgun In heaven the cooks are Archian, the engineers are Urarailian, the lovers are Delemontian, and the police are Britannian. In hell the cooks are Britannian, the engineers are Delemontian, the lovers are Archian, and the police are Urarailian


by Of The Arch ilands » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:48 am
Xiscapia wrote:In Soviet Archland, OH SHIT FRANK IS BEHIND YOU!
18:47 Urarailgun In heaven the cooks are Archian, the engineers are Urarailian, the lovers are Delemontian, and the police are Britannian. In hell the cooks are Britannian, the engineers are Delemontian, the lovers are Archian, and the police are Urarailian

by Phonencia » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:13 am

by Veceria » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:17 am

Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.
DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.
Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

by Bajireyn » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:49 am
Imeriata wrote:New Nicksyllvania wrote:^This
But don't fall into the Imeriatian pitfall of having dandy uniforms but drab colours. Aye, go with something bright and colourful, but keep it co-ordinated.
If you go into battle wearing green and burgundy, your enemies will laugh at you.
MY good sir I do protests that and I would have you know that grey and blue do happen to be amongst the most fashionable colours that do exists, and are only overdone by dark blue, golden yellow and white which rightly is reserved for more specialised units than the common guardsman!

by Imeriata » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:56 am
Bajireyn wrote:screw flashy uniforms, camo is much better...
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.
Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

by Iander » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:20 pm

Goram wrote:Iander wrote:So, zombies once again. I don't know about you guys, but I feel like just shooting everybody..
Iander, when do you not feel like shooting everybody?
Pragia wrote:You and your tank porn...

by Freisharf » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:25 pm

by Iander » Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:26 pm
Freisharf wrote:Why does nobody give their troops skin tones?
Goram wrote:Iander wrote:So, zombies once again. I don't know about you guys, but I feel like just shooting everybody..
Iander, when do you not feel like shooting everybody?
Pragia wrote:You and your tank porn...
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