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by Kington Langley » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:43 pm
by Mediterreania » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:51 pm
by Saurisia » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:15 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:
- Nation Name: Holy Republic of TurtleShroom
- Form of Government: Semi-theocratic, quasi-diarchial constitutional republic
- Your Political Ideology: An absolute, plenary veto, override, and bypass is held by two quasi-royals. Capitalist economy, heavilly influenced by religion. Bans alcohol and all drugs.
- Do you have a military? Oh heck yes.
- Your nation's species: A total list? Well: turtles, mushrooms, humans, catgirls, and the Nangnangs (also called Klimpaloons). What's a Nangnang? Do you REALLY want to know?
- Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: We thought that all dinosaurs were extinct, until we met your nation in the Haizen War.
- Your nation's views on War: There are such things as just war, but war should be a tool of self-defense.
- Do you view your nation's species as superior? Absolutely not. The turtles and mushrooms of TurtleShrooms believe that God has, undoubtedly, handed Dominion, and thus, supremacy, to human beings.
- Are your citizens proud of their country? Absolutely.
- Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: A spit in the face of God and a defiance of His command to give humanity superirority. When presented with the fact that they themselves are defying that, the TurtleShroomers argue that TS is different. Historically, the TurtleShroom Founding Father (Jones Found) cast lots to decide the dominant species. The turtles and mushrooms won. Like in the Bible, the lots were the Will of God. Besides, humans are given plenty of power, excluding the Chancellary. They can hold any other office.
- Your nation's views on Capitalism: The only functioning model, it's Capitalism or nothing. However, a government MUST have some small forms of socialism, like pension and/or equivalents of Medicare for old people, to hold up its poorest folk. Private charity joins in, too.
- Your nation's views on Individual Rights: A free country givs its people rights, but, in turn, the people mustn't abuse those rights.
- What is your nation's major weakness? There are too many to list.
[list=]Nation Name: The Social Anarch of Mediterreania
Form of Government: Market left-anarchism
Your Political Ideology: Anarcho-socialism
Do you have a military? A huge militia that democratically manages everything from bunkers to aircraft carriers.
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: AARRGGGHHH!!! GIVE ME MY LEG BACK!
Your nation's views on War: We're usually pacifist, but will become berserk if someone attacks us/an ally.
Do you view your nation's species as superior? If it can talk, it's equal.
Are your citizens proud of their country? They consider themselves "citizens of the world."
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: All sentient beings are equally assholes.
Your nation's views on Capitalism: A relic of feudalism, which cannot exist in a real free market.
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: To be defended to the death.
What is your nation's major weakness? We're MT, very disorganized, and frequently on drugs.[/list]
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by TurtleShroom » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:15 pm
Saurisia wrote:*snip*
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Saurisia » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:19 pm
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by The No-Freedom Zone » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:36 pm
by Saurisia » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:48 pm
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by The Tavan Race » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:47 pm
by Qlumez » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:33 am
by Tierra Prime » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:44 am
by Arumdaum » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:53 am
by Saurisia » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:23 pm
Arumdaum wrote:[list=]Nation Name Arumdaum
Form of Government: Communist
Your Political Ideology: Communism
Do you have a military? Yes, but it's pretty small.
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: Extinct.
Your nation's views on War: Stupid, and useless.
Do you view your nation's species as superior? No.
Are your citizens proud of their country? Not really....
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: Stupid.
Your nation's views on Capitalism: Dumb.
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: Very important.
What is your nation's major weakness?[/list] Shitty military? Most people are drunk or high most of the time, and nobody's ever serious.
Nation Name The Galactic Empire of Tierra Prime
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy
Your Political Ideology: Monarchism
Do you have a military? Yes
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: Neutral
Your nation's views on War: Necessary for expansion
Do you view your nation's species as superior? No (All species are equal in Tierra Prime)
Are your citizens proud of their country? Yes
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: Neutral
Your nation's views on Capitalism: Against
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: Promote
What is your nation's major weakness? None, my Empire has 1,000 year's of war experience, a massive military and it control's the entire Milky Way Galaxy.
[list=]Nation Name
Laserna
Form of Government: Anarchy
Your Political Ideology: Ideology is for pussies. We have our fists and that's enough.
Do you have a military? Yes, of course. Everyone who can fight is a part of it.
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Humans.
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: Awesome!
Your nation's views on War: Don't need to attack, but will take swift action to defend ourselves.
Do you view your nation's species as superior? No.
Are your citizens proud of their country? Of course! We made it ourselves!
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: We don't like being ruled by anyone, human or not.
Your nation's views on Capitalism: Pussies being allowed to boss over good people because they have money. Abhorrent and laughable.
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: Why not? Regulating on what people should do is such a waste of time. Anything else can be solved with enough kicks to the head.
What is your nation's major weakness?[/list] We're just a tiny island, so big nations are always trying to bully our people. Of course, our people is composed entirely of bulletproof, superpowered martial artists, so they learn pretty quickly to leave us alone.
[list=]Nation Name Meritocratic Hegemony of the Tavan race
Form of Government: Meritocratic Hegemony
Your Political Ideology: Hmm. Closest probably to right libertarianism, although any past dealings with us will indicate that we're not that close to any human ideology.
Do you have a military? Duh.
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Tavans, which are usually seen as reptilian but do not lay eggs.
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: Dinosaurs in general are pretty cool, but the horribly mutated version that reside in your country are frightening. An ankylosaur with opposable thumbs gives us nightmares.
Your nation's views on War: If it's profitable, it's acceptable.
Do you view your nation's species as superior? Why yes.
Are your citizens proud of their country? Why yes.
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: Well, we as reptilian things endorse this viewpoint.
Your nation's views on Capitalism: The best economic system ever.
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: Very good.
What is your nation's major weakness?[/list] Very funny.
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by Bazamor » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:05 pm
by Saurisia » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:16 pm
Bazamor wrote:Nation Name: The United Corporate States of Bazamor
Form of Government: Big business runs everything.
Your Political Ideology: Extreme capitalism, no democracy.
Do you have a military? Yes, and we have conscription as well.
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: Use them for meat or find some other way to profit off them, like enslaving them,
Your nation's views on War: If any nation poses a threat to us or provides an opportunity for us to profit, we will wage war.
Do you view your nation's species as superior? Yes.
Are your citizens proud of their country? No, they're slaves after all.
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: Against
Your nation's views on Capitalism: Strongly support
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: Against
What is your nation's major weakness? Our people our not very patriotic, as they are slaves. The soldiers are more loyal because they are paid.
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by Pullitonia » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:20 pm
by Saurisia » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:20 pm
Pullitonia wrote:Nation Name: The United Socialist States of Pullitonia
Form of Government: Dictatorial Communist State
Your Political Ideology: Authoritarian Communism
Do you have a military? Yes
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: Neutral
Your nation's views on War: Positive
Do you view your nation's species as superior? Of course
Are your citizens proud of their country? Ridiculously Nationalist
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: Laughable
Your nation's views on Capitalism: Evil
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: Somewhat necessary
What is your nation's major weakness? We have none, Pullitonia is all-powerful
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by Mediterreania » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:34 pm
Saurisia wrote:[list=]Nation Name: The Social Anarchy of Mediterreania
Form of Government: Market left-anarchism
Your Political Ideology: Anarcho-socialism
Do you have a military? A huge militia that democratically manages everything from bunkers to aircraft carriers.
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: AARRGGGHHH!!! GIVE ME MY LEG BACK!
Your nation's views on War: We're usually pacifist, but will become berserk if someone attacks us/an ally.
Do you view your nation's species as superior? If it can talk, it's equal.
Are your citizens proud of their country? They consider themselves "citizens of the world."
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: All sentient beings are equally assholes.
Your nation's views on Capitalism: A relic of feudalism, which cannot exist in a real free market.
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: To be defended to the death.
What is your nation's major weakness? We're MT, very disorganized, and frequently on drugs.[/list]
Nuked and blasted into oblivion from orbit, the only thing worse than an Anarchist nation is a left-leaning Anarchist nation (all forms of Leftism are despised, especially National Socialism and Communism).
by Hayaba » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:37 pm
by Saurisia » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:42 pm
Hayaba wrote:[list=]Nation NameHayaba
Form of Government:Republic
Your Political Ideology:Liberalism
Do you have a military?Yes1
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc):Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs:Extinct
Your nation's views on War:Glourious
Do you view your nation's species as superior?No!
Are your citizens proud of their country?Yes!
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy:Non-sense
Your nation's views on Capitalism:Glourius
Your nation's views on Individual Rights:Glourious
What is your nation's major weakness?[/list]We are weak
AlliesBladia,Brittania,Quendi,Sungai Pusat,Red Zone 1
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by Fedeledland » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:43 pm
Saurisia wrote:Hayaba wrote:[list=]Nation NameHayaba
Form of Government:Republic
Your Political Ideology:Liberalism
Do you have a military?Yes1
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc):Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs:Extinct
Your nation's views on War:Glourious
Do you view your nation's species as superior?No!
Are your citizens proud of their country?Yes!
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy:Non-sense
Your nation's views on Capitalism:Glourius
Your nation's views on Individual Rights:Glourious
What is your nation's major weakness?[/list]We are weak
AlliesBladia,Brittania,Quendi,Sungai Pusat,Red Zone 1
Nuked from orbit liberally, and winds up as an irradiated wasteland.
by Dashoguzistan » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:45 pm
by Hayaba » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:45 pm
Saurisia wrote:Hayaba wrote:[list=]Nation NameHayaba
Form of Government:Republic
Your Political Ideology:Liberalism
Do you have a military?Yes1
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc):Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs:Extinct
Your nation's views on War:Glourious
Do you view your nation's species as superior?No!
Are your citizens proud of their country?Yes!
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy:Non-sense
Your nation's views on Capitalism:Glourius
Your nation's views on Individual Rights:Glourious
What is your nation's major weakness?[/list]We are weak
AlliesBladia,Brittania,Quendi,Sungai Pusat,Red Zone 1
Nuked from orbit liberally, and winds up as an irradiated wasteland.
by Saurisia » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:54 pm
Dashoguzistan wrote:Nation Name
Form of Government: The Republic of Dashoguzistan
Your Political Ideology: Confederate Direct Democracy
Do you have a military? A small one
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: Interesting Creatures
Your nation's views on War: Not really for.
Do you view your nation's species as superior? No.
Are your citizens proud of their country? Fairly.
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: Against, we guess.
Your nation's views on Capitalism: We question it.
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: We support it very much.
What is your nation's major weakness? Sustainability-we depend on irrigation systems to keep our fields producing cotton, or we would all starve in a desert, and the land we have would be useless.
Also, probably looseness of order- the Government is not fully authoritative in all regions of Dashoguzistan. Were also what other nations describe as a "Third World Nation"
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:Stealing a copy of The Land Before Time.
Coccygia wrote:The only good mammal is a dead mammal.
Pythria wrote:Fascist dictatorship run by dinosaurs. I like it
Tartonica wrote:2/10 because dinosaurs do NOT rule nations (Except for Saurisia)
The Tavan Race wrote:Yeah, your nation scares me
Wolohanistan wrote:Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.
Conoga wrote:Dinosaurs-in-Bikinis-Boy
Lancov wrote:Condemn, because we now have to go soak our brains in bleach.
The Floor Kippers wrote:We Have Dinosaurs.....Argument Rendered Invalid
Grossrheinland Reich wrote:DINOSAUR FETISHIST
Tetraca wrote:Also: yay, Saurisia's here! This thread just became more awesome :D
by Dashoguzistan » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:56 pm
Saurisia wrote:Dashoguzistan wrote:Nation Name
Form of Government: The Republic of Dashoguzistan
Your Political Ideology: Confederate Direct Democracy
Do you have a military? A small one
Your nation's species (Human, other Mammal, Avian, Reptilian, etc): Human
Your nation's views on Dinosaurs: Interesting Creatures
Your nation's views on War: Not really for.
Do you view your nation's species as superior? No.
Are your citizens proud of their country? Fairly.
Your nation's views on Reptilian Supremacy: Against, we guess.
Your nation's views on Capitalism: We question it.
Your nation's views on Individual Rights: We support it very much.
What is your nation's major weakness? Sustainability-we depend on irrigation systems to keep our fields producing cotton, or we would all starve in a desert, and the land we have would be useless.
Also, probably looseness of order- the Government is not fully authoritative in all regions of Dashoguzistan. Were also what other nations describe as a "Third World Nation"
Spies and special forces agents are sent to the Dashoguzistani wilderness, where they manage to disable the irrigation and cause much of the country to dry up.
by Inutoland » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:54 pm
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