Most lopsided battle in your history

[Techno-Soviet]

1st Battle of MacKenzie's Pass

Commanders:

Soviet - Corporal Allan MacKenzie, DSO

Sino - Shao Jiang Xiaoping Wei

Belligerents:

Soviet 1039th Field Artillery Regiment, 3rd Battalion, Alpha Battery, 3rd Section

1 Truck
2 250mm M395 recoilless rifles
6 men
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Anglo 32nd Infantry Regiment "Royal Fusiliers", 2nd Battalion, 4th Company, 2nd Platoon, 2nd Section

8 men
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Sino 290th Mechanised Infantry Division

255 Main Battle Tanks
295 Mechanised Infantry Combat Vehicles
198 Self-Propelled Howitzers/Guns
92 Multiple Launch Rocket Systems
195 Self-Propelled Divisional Air Defence Vehicles
8 Anti-Ballistic Missile Defence Systems
+20,000 Men

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Casualties:

Soviet -
None

Sino -
255 Tanks
295 IFVs
198 SPHs
92 MLRS's
195 DIVADs
8 ABMS's
20,000 Men

<Will finish later>

[Novograd IV]

godmod

[Seperate Vermont]

First Raid on Marlboro,Vermont.

Around 20 Militia members raid a well-armed captured Vermont town in an attempt to set fire to an enemy camp and damage the ammunition.

All 20 die,but the word spreads back to the 2nd Regiment in Springfield,VT, who make their move on the Marlboro Regiment.

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

First Raid on Marlboro,Vermont.

Around 20 Militia members raid a well-armed captured Vermont town in an attempt to set fire to an enemy camp and damage the ammunition.

All 20 die,but the word spreads back to the 2nd Regiment in Springfield,VT, who make their move on the Marlboro Regiment.

Unless the enemy garrison numbered one guy, I do not see how that was a lopsided battle, or unexpected outcome.

[Techno-Soviet]

First Raid on Marlboro,Vermont.

Around 20 Militia members raid a well-armed captured Vermont town in an attempt to set fire to an enemy camp and damage the ammunition.

All 20 die,but the word spreads back to the 2nd Regiment in Springfield,VT, who make their move on the Marlboro Regiment.

Unless the enemy garrison numbered one guy, I do not see how that was a lopsided battle, or unexpected outcome.

i like my battle better

[Mikedor]

First Raid on Marlboro,Vermont.

Around 20 Militia members raid a well-armed captured Vermont town in an attempt to set fire to an enemy camp and damage the ammunition.

All 20 die,but the word spreads back to the 2nd Regiment in Springfield,VT, who make their move on the Marlboro Regiment.

Unless the enemy garrison numbered one guy, I do not see how that was a lopsided battle, or unexpected outcome.

i like my battle better

The only way your battle makes sense is if you managed to engineer a landslide onto the entire enemy force. Otherwise it's an incredible godmod.

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

First Raid on Marlboro,Vermont.

Around 20 Militia members raid a well-armed captured Vermont town in an attempt to set fire to an enemy camp and damage the ammunition.

All 20 die,but the word spreads back to the 2nd Regiment in Springfield,VT, who make their move on the Marlboro Regiment.

Unless the enemy garrison numbered one guy, I do not see how that was a lopsided battle, or unexpected outcome.

i like my battle better

The only way your battle makes sense is if you managed to engineer a landslide onto the entire enemy force. Otherwise it's an incredible godmod.

Tactical nuke FTW.

[Techno-Soviet]

The only way your battle makes sense is if you managed to engineer a landslide onto the entire enemy force. Otherwise it's an incredible godmod.

Narrow, 30x2x0.25 mile pass + 2 150 KT nuclear warheads fired from 250mm recoilless rifles = Godmod.

Yep.

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

The only way your battle makes sense is if you managed to engineer a landslide onto the entire enemy force. Otherwise it's an incredible godmod.

Narrow, 30x2x0.25 mile pass + 2 150 KT nuclear warheads fired from 250mm recoilless rifles = Godmod.

Yep.

My question is how stupid are they to send an entire army into a 30x2x.25 mile pass without making sure there were no threats in front of, or behind the army.

[Satirius]

I love all the godmod-calling when it isn't an actual RP or will ever be used in one besides a passing mention.

[Techno-Soviet]

The only way your battle makes sense is if you managed to engineer a landslide onto the entire enemy force. Otherwise it's an incredible godmod.

Narrow, 30x2x0.25 mile pass + 2 150 KT nuclear warheads fired from 250mm recoilless rifles = Godmod.

Yep.

My question is how stupid are they to send an entire army into a 30x2x.25 mile pass without making sure there were no threats in front of, or behind the army.

Communist mindworms.

*nods*

[Brauzillia]

Russo-Brauzillian War (1971-1978)

Total in count:

Allied: 572,000
Brauzillian Soldiers = 485,700
Andorrian Soldiers = 87,000

Central: 1,900,000
Russo-Dellian Soldiers = 1,900,000

Casualties:

Allied: 342,360
Brauzillian: 257,811 Dead, 43,765 Wounded, and 7,933 Captured
Andorrian: 14,877 Dead, 6,880 Wounded, and 11,094 Captured

Central: 267,661
Russo-Dellian: 57,623 Dead, 78,437 Wounded, and 131,601 Captured

Tactical Victory: Allied
Strategic Victory: Central
Surrendered: Central

WTF, Allies lost almost all of it's soldiers, and Central gets hit leastwise and surrenders?

OOC: I really did this months ago on forum 7

[Seperate Vermont]

First Raid on Marlboro,Vermont.

Around 20 Militia members raid a well-armed captured Vermont town in an attempt to set fire to an enemy camp and damage the ammunition.

All 20 die,but the word spreads back to the 2nd Regiment in Springfield,VT, who make their move on the Marlboro Regiment.

Unless the enemy garrison numbered one guy, I do not see how that was a lopsided battle, or unexpected outcome.

The surrounding of the enemy in retreat that turned into a complete obliteration of our lines was.

[Augarundus]

The Last Stand of Arpentrau


In 873 AD, Arpentrau, a warrior-culture in northern Augarundus, found itself standing against the might of the whole Empire of Augaria, the ancient Augarian city-state that dominated the nation. Aprentrau, unable to muster the full might of its armies to defend its city, sent forth all that remained:

Eight men, armed to-the-teeth with chain mail and greatswords. These eight Knights of Iron, the guardians of Arpentrau, stood in defiance of over seven-hundred thousand Augarian infantrymen, mostly pikemen. For a single day, these men managed to hold their ground, surrounded by the entire army of Augarians; hundreds died, the most powerful weapon of that time, the Ivarog, capable of hacking limbs from body with a single blow. The Augarian pike, the Ivaroggan, stood little chance.

When the fighting died down, and the Augarians fell back, the exhausted Knights rested for some time, heaving themselves to their small camp not far away. The next morning, mounting their steeds, the eight-man force charged forth into the Augarian army of 700 thousand... they died, but killed hundreds of Augarians during that time.

---

In the modern era, the Augarian invasion of Escafin. Most of the 8,100 Augarian troops at that time were not actually designated for combat and, instead, remained on the Augarian fleet while only four-hundred actually fought the entire 78,000-man Escafini military. Strangely enough, the superior Augarian technology resulted in 52,109 dead Escafinis, while only 63 Augarians died (40 of which were lost to friendly fire, caused by the fleet's bombardment of Hajalikun, the capitol of Escafin). This was a decisive Augarian victory.

[Rejistania]

The battle for KaMaRi might be the best example. Sen-La-Sa~o Relekhati (SLS R) was trailing 0:4 against Hades in the 89th minute... and won. How it was won? Lots of additional time and Jenji Y.

[Novograd IV]

The only way your battle makes sense is if you managed to engineer a landslide onto the entire enemy force. Otherwise it's an incredible godmod.

Narrow, 30x2x0.25 mile pass + 2 150 KT nuclear warheads fired from 250mm recoilless rifles = Godmod.

Yep.

My question is how stupid are they to send an entire army into a 30x2x.25 mile pass without making sure there were no threats in front of, or behind the army.

Communist mindworms.
*nods*

LOLOLOL Davy crocket rifles (wikipedia it fools)

[Techno-Soviet]

The only way your battle makes sense is if you managed to engineer a landslide onto the entire enemy force. Otherwise it's an incredible godmod.

Narrow, 30x2x0.25 mile pass + 2 150 KT nuclear warheads fired from 250mm recoilless rifles = Godmod.

Yep.

My question is how stupid are they to send an entire army into a 30x2x.25 mile pass without making sure there were no threats in front of, or behind the army.

Communist mindworms.
*nods*

LOLOLOL Davy crocket rifles (wikipedia it fools)

Davy Crockett is a firecracker compared to my recoilless rifles.

[Bajireyn]

The Battle for New York City - Invasion of Earth.

We expected the US City of New York to be well-defended, considering that it had already been the target of one major attack on US shores.

It turned out that the humans arrogantly thought we wouldn't dare to attack their big city, despite the fact that some other enemy had already done so! So, when we showed up, it was originally lopsided in our favor, with only police and a few National Guard troops present to face our attack force.

This soon changed. When the Americans realized we not only had attacked the city but outright seized it, they sent over 100,000 serious troops to meet us. Our invasionary force at the location consisted of 100 troops. Mind you, these are 100 massive Decepticon robot troops - quite powerful enough to cause a city of civilians to cow under, at least for the time being.

Still, when the big army came, we had some momentary doubts. Sure, humans were ants, but that's a lot of ants.

Then they started to fire at us with puny machine guns. APCs the size of our toys were amongst them and fired larger-caliber ammo, but it was still like being hit with BBs. We outright laughed at them. Finally, some of the enemy foot soldiers started to fire rockets at us. Like many others, they forgot one important thing: We CAN move. Not only that, the kind of rockets that come from this type of shoulder-mounted launchers aren't powerful enough to get through our undershielding anyway.

Finally, they brought up some vehicles that could fire bigger rockets. They thought they had us for sure, when we all laid down on the ground. They were so arrogant that they actually thought we were surrendering!

We had actually decided that it would be best to get on the ground so we could sweep the entire enemy position (across the ground) with our blasters, instead of firing at the tiny individual troops from full height.

Since they mistook our move for a surrender, they were easily wiped out within minutes. Their tanks and rocket-firing vehicles didn't even have a chance to readjust their aim before it was all over.

We took no casualties in this battle, while the defenders lost all 100,000 of their troops.

GODMOD much?

[Neo Prutenia]

The battle for KaMaRi might be the best example. Sen-La-Sa~o Relekhati (SLS R) was trailing 0:4 against Hades in the 89th minute... and won. How it was won? Lots of additional time and Jenji Y.

We officially acknowledge this to be the most impressive victory in a lopsided battle we have seen so far. On further notice, how did it end?

[Hornopolis]

The Battle for New York City - Invasion of Earth.

We expected the US City of New York to be well-defended, considering that it had already been the target of one major attack on US shores.

It turned out that the humans arrogantly thought we wouldn't dare to attack their big city, despite the fact that some other enemy had already done so! So, when we showed up, it was originally lopsided in our favor, with only police and a few National Guard troops present to face our attack force.

This soon changed. When the Americans realized we not only had attacked the city but outright seized it, they sent over 100,000 serious troops to meet us. Our invasionary force at the location consisted of 100 troops. Mind you, these are 100 massive Decepticon robot troops - quite powerful enough to cause a city of civilians to cow under, at least for the time being.

Still, when the big army came, we had some momentary doubts. Sure, humans were ants, but that's a lot of ants.

Then they started to fire at us with puny machine guns. APCs the size of our toys were amongst them and fired larger-caliber ammo, but it was still like being hit with BBs. We outright laughed at them. Finally, some of the enemy foot soldiers started to fire rockets at us. Like many others, they forgot one important thing: We CAN move. Not only that, the kind of rockets that come from this type of shoulder-mounted launchers aren't powerful enough to get through our undershielding anyway.

Finally, they brought up some vehicles that could fire bigger rockets. They thought they had us for sure, when we all laid down on the ground. They were so arrogant that they actually thought we were surrendering!

We had actually decided that it would be best to get on the ground so we could sweep the entire enemy position (across the ground) with our blasters, instead of firing at the tiny individual troops from full height.

Since they mistook our move for a surrender, they were easily wiped out within minutes. Their tanks and rocket-firing vehicles didn't even have a chance to readjust their aim before it was all over.

We took no casualties in this battle, while the defenders lost all 100,000 of their troops.

GODMOD much?

lolno.

[Mikedor]

The only way your battle makes sense is if you managed to engineer a landslide onto the entire enemy force. Otherwise it's an incredible godmod.

Narrow, 30x2x0.25 mile pass + 2 150 KT nuclear warheads fired from 250mm recoilless rifles = Godmod.

Yep.

Well sorry for forgetting the tactical nuke.

[Rejistania]

The battle for KaMaRi might be the best example. Sen-La-Sa~o Relekhati (SLS R) was trailing 0:4 against Hades in the 89th minute... and won. How it was won? Lots of additional time and Jenji Y.

We officially acknowledge this to be the most impressive victory in a lopsided battle we have seen so far. On further notice, how did it end?

5:4 for SLS R

[NS Limbaugh Island]

Battle of Shady Dale - The Fascist Uprisings of the Early 20th Century

Date: March 17th, 1914.

Location: Shady Dale, Fargo.

Result: Crushing defeat of Fascist Forces.

Consequences: Final victory of the Federalists.

Fascist Troops: 500 soldiers, a combination of ex-Armed Forces soldiers, militia volunteers, and local conscripts.

Federalist Troops: 5,000 soldiers of the 15 Motorized Brigade of the United States Army.

Fascist Commanders: Colonel Huey E. Waldron (KIA).

Federalist Commanders: Major-General Gerald B. Barnes.

Fascist Losses: 493.

Federalist Losses: 50 KIA, 150 WIA.

Notes of Interest: General Barnes would go on to serve as Vice-President during both terms of President Michael Joubert.

[Natvia]

The patriotic men of the good and glorious 117th Guards Tank Division suppressing the nihilistic revolt of the evil and seditious Benevolent Order of Pacifist Eunuchs.

There was so much blood on the tank treads. We laughed and laughed and laughed.

[Vecherd]

3. July, 1897 to 1. November 1899- The siege of Cairlinn

9,000 Vecherdian infantry troops.
Vs
150,000 Valkenburgian infantry troops.

As almost all of Vecherd was under Valkenburgian controll the last remainders of our soldiers went to the capital to protect the king.
With there good knowledge of the streets of Cairlinn and new fancy weapons they held back the attackers in over 2 years before the enemy finally gave up and left.

Vecherdian losses: 6,422 soldiers, 25,532 civillians.
Valkburgian losses: 129,542 soldiers, 0 civillians.