Kalakda wrote:As it's immoral, completely and totally illegal, need I say more?
The Republic of TurtleShroom bans any form of prostitutes by law. Any prostitute, brothel owner, prostitute renter, or someone doing something directly involving prostitutes, including "sex-slaves", caught in TurtleShroom, gets tied up to a stop sign and is publically pied (covered in pie) and is left there overnight. Come morning, they are brought to trial and sentanced to things ranging from decades or centuries in prison to deportation with a restraining order to never return. The Republic legalized surveillence cameras of public places for this very reason, to stop crime and gross things.
As for the general populace, mushrooms produce asexually (spores) and turtles are too slow to have more than one mate, eliminating any harlot errors in that field. The humans are the main issue when it comes to unholy conduct as that. Turtle hatchlings and new mushrooms, as well as young humans, are all indoctrinated to be disgusted by prostitutes, gays, ect., the humans being taught to vomit on cue when viewing prostitution.


