NationStates

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:32 pm**

Swilatia wrote:We haven't been on too many lit's either, unless you count mentions of "Swatilia" and other such nations that probably don't even exist...

I knew I spelt it wrong, I just decided against fishing for the right spelling.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:37 pm**

Anemos Major wrote:The Scandinvans (IC enemy)\

Muhahaha try and stop the might of the Scandinvan Empire from taking over ze world.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:39 pm**

The Scandinvans wrote:
Anemos Major wrote:The Scandinvans (IC enemy)\
Muhahaha try and stop the might of the Scandinvan Empire from taking over ze world.

Not if WE have anything to say about it.

*Readies Panzers*

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:42 pm**

Herminia wrote:
The Scandinvans wrote:
Anemos Major wrote:The Scandinvans (IC enemy)\
Muhahaha try and stop the might of the Scandinvan Empire from taking over ze world.

Not if WE have anything to say about it.

*Readies Panzers*

"A threat to the free world?!"

"Ready the Vipers and Goliaths!"

"FIRE DA LAZORS"

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:47 pm**

Worst:
Kalasparata
Imeriata
The Scandinvans
The shee species
Krsta

Best:
The Children of Mama
Jankenjin
Sidhelen

Edited.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:48 pm**

The Scandinvans wrote:
Anemos Major wrote:The Scandinvans (IC enemy)\
Muhahaha try and stop the might of the Scandinvan Empire from taking over ze world.

I tried to stop them once...I became a slave state

EDIT:
Also...

Favorable Governments:
Ostronopolis
New Azura
Belkan Provinces
Fictions

Less Favorable Governments:
Grand World Order
Stok. ( Stoklomolvi )
The Scandinvans

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:52 pm**

Best

Kalasion
Osthia
Myakka
Eeri
Orlkjestad

Worst

Western Cuba
Hayaba
Nitom
Jindistan
Ostharia

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:16 pm**

New Nicksyllvania wrote:*snip*

The Worst:
Everyone Else

How come I'm the worst? :eyebrow:

You don't even know me.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:19 pm**

Best:
Sidhelen
Cryath
Fatatatutti
The Children of Mama
The Ambrose Islands

Worst:
Kalasparata
Des-Bal
New Nicksyllvania

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:19 pm**

Ah, I was wondering when Nick would show up with HIS best/worst list (though it would've been nice if he did me, course it's obvious I'm in the "Everyone else" category

).

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:21 pm**

Vlack Sturm wrote:
New Nicksyllvania wrote:The Civilised Three:
Scandinvans: A mirror image of Nicksyllvania, if it were run by vicious squareheaded bounders and was located in Gholgoth. Despite their many, many faults they are the next closest thing to Nicksyllvania, which naturally makes them the best country in the world after Nicksyllvania.

Anglo-Saxon Empire: Nicksyllvanians have a better view of the Saxons compared to the Scandinvans, probably because ASE is smaller and isn't as much as a threat or a competitor. And despite their tyrannical policies and chickenhearted compromises and effeminate populace and overreliance of sily gadgets and loudmouthed antics, they are overall rather swell for a foreigner.

Imeriata: A sensible little monarch over a humble empire, and although like the ASE largely despotic, are nevertheless civilised in many respects. Sure they have that misguided and unscientific notion that colour does not determine ones merit, but they make up for it in good measure by smacking about non-humans. They also have a antiquated sense of fashion, by several centuries no less. Tricornes, hah!

Noble Savages (Special Mentions):

The Grand World Order: They may be goosewalking wops, but all that despotic hullaballoo at the very least made them act civil, which is all that we Nicksyllvanian ask for. Really. Of course the GWO then goes out and attempts to win wars in a terribly unsporting manner and attempts to unite the world under their misguided oppression. Good luck with that you greasy Caesars!

Conserative Morality: Yet more dirty wops. Conservative Morality foregoes the despotism, of the GWO and instead adheres to Hellenic virtues (Roma? Hah, more like Megala Hellena) which are fairly similiar to many of our own values. Unfortunately they then rubbish the whole thing with plebian mob rule, which leads to little wonder why they are currently in turmoil. Serves them right.

The Victorious Decepticons These oversized rustbuckets nevertheless enjoy almost as many freedoms as we Nicksyllvanians do. Unfortunately they lack the class, majesty, and table manners. Of course who can blame them, they are as stiff as a robot in social occasions, ha ha!

Woholostan: A primitive, but remarkably warlike and noble people, that have succumbed to the communist mindworm. Nevertheless the militaristic bend of their ancestors have remained, even when under servitude to the Marxist Hivemind and have been determined to be among the most sporting communists to hunt next to the Gelethians.

Swilatia: A lovely little corner of the globe where one can enjoy themselves to a restricted degree in peace. Which is sort of the problem, it's incredibly dull. All the singing, happy faces, and lack of violence is absolutely intolerable. Visit Swilatia in small doses for vacations, lest the mindnumbing peace take its toll.

Grays Harbor: Commonly used as an example of how plebian rule is not all that bad. Unfortunately it appears such states are the exception rather then the norm. Indeed being fairly sensible and civilised they seem mismatched in this section, unfortunately mob rule is still mob rule and Harby seems to lack the energy and vigor of more militant nations.

The Worst:
Everyone Else

How come I'm the worst? You don't even know me.

You would be one they'd call "Krauts" and more little-known barbarians.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:23 pm**

New Nicksyllvania wrote:Noble Savages (Special Mentions):

Conserative Morality: Yet more dirty wops. Conservative Morality foregoes the despotism, of the GWO and instead adheres to Hellenic virtues (Roma? Hah, more like Megala Hellena) which are fairly similiar to many of our own values. Unfortunately they then rubbish the whole thing with plebian mob rule, which leads to little wonder why they are currently in turmoil. Serves them right.

That's Virtas to you, Brit. And may I remind you that CM has been a dictatorship for near a year now?

Justice is Morality - Message Drafted by Gaius Octavius

OOC: Huzzah, more recognition!

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:27 pm**

Saurisia wrote:
Vlack Sturm wrote:
New Nicksyllvania wrote:The Civilised Three:
Scandinvans: A mirror image of Nicksyllvania, if it were run by vicious squareheaded bounders and was located in Gholgoth. Despite their many, many faults they are the next closest thing to Nicksyllvania, which naturally makes them the best country in the world after Nicksyllvania.

Anglo-Saxon Empire: Nicksyllvanians have a better view of the Saxons compared to the Scandinvans, probably because ASE is smaller and isn't as much as a threat or a competitor. And despite their tyrannical policies and chickenhearted compromises and effeminate populace and overreliance of sily gadgets and loudmouthed antics, they are overall rather swell for a foreigner.

Imeriata: A sensible little monarch over a humble empire, and although like the ASE largely despotic, are nevertheless civilised in many respects. Sure they have that misguided and unscientific notion that colour does not determine ones merit, but they make up for it in good measure by smacking about non-humans. They also have a antiquated sense of fashion, by several centuries no less. Tricornes, hah!

Noble Savages (Special Mentions):

The Grand World Order: They may be goosewalking wops, but all that despotic hullaballoo at the very least made them act civil, which is all that we Nicksyllvanian ask for. Really. Of course the GWO then goes out and attempts to win wars in a terribly unsporting manner and attempts to unite the world under their misguided oppression. Good luck with that you greasy Caesars!

Conserative Morality: Yet more dirty wops. Conservative Morality foregoes the despotism, of the GWO and instead adheres to Hellenic virtues (Roma? Hah, more like Megala Hellena) which are fairly similiar to many of our own values. Unfortunately they then rubbish the whole thing with plebian mob rule, which leads to little wonder why they are currently in turmoil. Serves them right.

The Victorious Decepticons These oversized rustbuckets nevertheless enjoy almost as many freedoms as we Nicksyllvanians do. Unfortunately they lack the class, majesty, and table manners. Of course who can blame them, they are as stiff as a robot in social occasions, ha ha!

Woholostan: A primitive, but remarkably warlike and noble people, that have succumbed to the communist mindworm. Nevertheless the militaristic bend of their ancestors have remained, even when under servitude to the Marxist Hivemind and have been determined to be among the most sporting communists to hunt next to the Gelethians.

Swilatia: A lovely little corner of the globe where one can enjoy themselves to a restricted degree in peace. Which is sort of the problem, it's incredibly dull. All the singing, happy faces, and lack of violence is absolutely intolerable. Visit Swilatia in small doses for vacations, lest the mindnumbing peace take its toll.

Grays Harbor: Commonly used as an example of how plebian rule is not all that bad. Unfortunately it appears such states are the exception rather then the norm. Indeed being fairly sensible and civilised they seem mismatched in this section, unfortunately mob rule is still mob rule and Harby seems to lack the energy and vigor of more militant nations.

The Worst:
Everyone Else

How come I'm the worst? You don't even know me.

You would be one they'd call "Krauts" and more little-known barbarians.

Dude my nation is not entirely Germanic, so I'm not a Kraut.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:32 pm**

New Nicksyllvania wrote:Noble Savages (Special Mentions):
Woholostan: A primitive, but remarkably warlike and noble people, that have succumbed to the communist mindworm. Nevertheless the militaristic bend of their ancestors have remained, even when under servitude to the Marxist Hivemind and have been determined to be among the most sporting communists to hunt next to the Gelethians.

A special mention! Crikey, I'm aright with that unless it's a polite way of saying "we're going to invade you". We're not ready for a Nicksyllvanian invasion, yet.

Nations Viewed Favourably -

New Nicksyllvania - Militarism paired with a massive army and...dated tactics is a fantastic blend. Even if they're a bunch of toffs, at least they know how to fight

Ramsetia - A land of interesting aircraft, if any were to fly over Wolohanistani Airspace we would gladly ~~shoot it down and pilfer it~~ observe it respectfully.

Lyras - Their military hardware is the envy of Warmonger Armouries! And rightly so.

Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.

Every Nation That Has Purchased Wolohanistani Military Hardware - Every tank you buy puts thousands of Wolohanistani's through university.

Many others I can't seem to remember - Sorry!

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:45 pm**

Wolohanistan wrote:
Saurisia - Dinosaur Dictatorship is the best dictatorship, not that we support that sort of thing.

Ooh, you just boosted my ego, I'm sigging that!

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:56 pm**

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Laos Refugees wrote:
Krsta wrote:On the public poll, held July 14, 2010, it is clearly showed that those 3 nations are considered worst in Republic of Krsta:

1. New Nicksyllvania
2. Great Nepal
3. The Scandinavians

At the same poll, best foreign nations were also chosen:

1. Fatatatutti
2. Separate Vermont
3. Sungai Pusat

Our nation humbly disagrees.

Well, here is mine. I only have two nations for now:
Best Nation List:
1. La Habana
Worst Nation List:
1. Kalasparata

La Habana?
Really?

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:29 pm**

Swilatia wrote:Nations we like
Fatatatutti

JJ Place
Rejistania
Swilatia
Zeppy

Nations we dislike
Cachette de Lions
Ewa Beach
Grand World Order
Great Nepal
Imeriata
Kalakda
Kalasparata
Maraque
Saurisia
Station 12

more to come...

Melki wrote:
Great Nepal (-7)
Kalasparata (-7)
The Scandinavians (-3)
NS Limbaugh Island (-3)
Saurisia (-3)
Station 12 (-3)
Old Tyrannia (-2)
New Nicksyllvania (-2)
Des-Bal (-2)
Anglo-Saxon Empire (-2)
The Grand World Order (-2)
Solar Communes (-1)
Fulma (-1)
Techno-Soviet (-1)
Zirconim (-1)
Nak Nak (-1)
Underium (-1)
Chuson (-1)
New Garzah (-1)
Israslovakahzerbajan (-1)
Lenirea (-1)
Hayaba (-1)
Natapoc (-1)
The Victorious Decepticons (-1)
Jumping Jupiters (-1)
South East Europe (-1)
Cachette de Lions (-1)
Kalakda (-1)
New Amerik (0)
Ewa Beach (0)

JJ Place (1)
Rejistania (1)
Swilatia (1)
Seculartopia (1)
Seperate Vermont (1)
Haiz (1)
Lemonius (1)
Krsta (1)
Imperiata (1)
Libertarian Governance (1)
Machina Haruspex (1)
Seperate Vermont (1)
UAWC (1)
Sibirsky (1)
Niur (1)
Kulverint (1)
Tergnitz (1)
The Nuclear Fist (1)
Weltmachistan (1)
SHADOW Corp (1)
Janjenkin (1)
Wonderchicken (1)
Western Cuba (1)
Jalanat (1)
Conoga (1)
Vezvuelta (1)
Maraque (1)
Zeppy (2)
Ramsetia (2)
Floor Kippers (2)
Sungai Pusat (3)
Fatatatutti (4)

Ostronopolis wrote:
No one loves me Anyway...:

Diplomatic Classification 5 --- Imminent Security Threat States
Stoklomolvi
Nazi, communist, and other fascist bastards D-:<

Diplomatic Classification 4 --- Hostile States
Grand World Order
Xzaria
Northwest Americana
Volzgrad
Fatatatutti

Diplomatic Classification 3 --- Neutral States
Everyone else in this fucking world D-:<
Nachmere
Queen Anirtak
Border Guards
Chukacon
Arcindis
Strycuse
Falkasia
The Fanboyists
Nialyth
Mossat
Prycuse
Obliquity
Naggarand
The Infinite Empire of Yallak
The Northern Baltic
Srinesia
Narsindish
Lynion
San Marcas
Manganibia
Bulgislavia
The Barbary Islands
Cyrodil Minor
Valeon
Dynamoria
Hyopria
Qualah
Sant Miquel
Emperatium Drakonicum
New Greston
Aschenhyrst

Diplomatic Classification 2 --- Favorable States
Marque
The Scandinavians
Augarundus
West Ponente
Zoingo

Diplomatic Classification 1 --- Friendly States
Zeppy
Mykola
Swilatia
Rejistania

JJ Place
Sibirsky

Diplomatic Classification 0 --- Aligned States
Jenrak
Saurea
Jagada
The Master M
Ralkovia
United Dominion
Telros
The Parthians
Prevania
Amazonian Beasts
Brewdomia
Kelanis
New Azura
Malikov
L3 Communications
Abruzi
Allied Governments
Seperates
Tiurabo
Solarva
Amn Voss
Ustio
Greater Rhodes
Fictions
City of Norfolk
Astrocols
DaWoad
Anemos Major

The Adrian Empire wrote:We are somewhat sadden that we have failed to make on anyone's list thus yet. It makes us feel ignored frankly

Best Nations
Sibersky

JJ Place
Kreanoltha
Switalia
Augrundus
Zirconim
Pyrthia
Zeppy
Lacky2
Any Other Laissez-Faire Capitalist Democracies

Other Good Nations:
Fatatatutti
Sungai Pusat
Conservative Morality
Maraque
Greater Rhodes
Market Mutualist Nations

Moderate Nations
Left Libertarian Nations
New Nicksylvania
Imertia

Worst Nations
Lenaria
Any Overtly Totalitarian Nations
Left-Wing State Socialist Nations

Hooray! I made the list of many! Anyhow, I generally agree with all nations I'm classified with... and can back Great Nepal as the Worst Nation on Nation States.

As a general rule of thumb, for me, here is the chart for how good or bad a nation is based on their WA category:

Anarchy: Best +3
Civil Rights Lovefest/ Corporate Bordello/ Capitalitz (Any order): Great +2
Left-Leaning College State, New York Times Democracy, Capitalist Paradise (Any Order): Good +1
IDC: Neutral +0

(Without at least medium freedoms in all three fields, a nation cannot receive a positive score:)

Left-Wing Utopia, Benevolent Dictatorship, Free Market Paradise (No Order): Bad -1
LPS, SLP, R-WU, CD, CCS, LDS (No Order): Awful -2
IFS, DS, FNBS, CPS, MD, TBM (No Order): Terrible -3
Iron Fist Consumerists, Corrupt Dictatorship, Authoritarian Democracy (No Order): Miserable -4
Psychotic Dictatorship: Worst -5

There are other factors, of course; but my scores are mostly based on freedom.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:02 pm**

Friendly Nations
Saurisia
Panzerjaeger
New Nicksyllvania
Grand World Order

Neutral Nations
Italian Mafias

Hostile Nations
Karsol
DaWoad
Hermainia(For open Nazism)

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:04 pm**

Dass Neue Reich wrote:Friendly Nations
Saurisia
Panzerjaeger
New Nicksyllvania
Grand World Order

Neutral Nations
Italian Mafias

Hostile Nations
Karsol
DaWoad
Hermainia(For open Nazism)

Oh yeah, I am on his good list!!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:05 pm**

Wow, no one loves or hates me, I don't know whether that's good or not

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:38 pm**

Sucrati wrote:Wow, no one loves or hates me, I don't know whether that's good or not

Join the club, we have t-shirts

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:04 pm**

JJ Place is the best. I have trouble putting anyone else on the "good" list right now because no other nation I know of has a frightening economy, lush forests, no income tax, extensive healthcare, public education, no crime, and superb civil rights and political freedoms.

Any sort of religious, communistic, authoritarian, barren dictatorship with an imploded economy and high crime rates is the worst. If you know of a nation(s) that matches or nearly matches these requirements, please let me know.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:04 pm**

Kotlas wrote:JJ Place is the best. I have trouble putting anyone else on the "good" list right now because no other nation I know of has a frightening economy, lush forests, no income tax, extensive healthcare, public education, no crime, and superb civil rights and political freedoms.

Any sort of religious, communistic, authoritarian, barren dictatorship with an imploded economy and high crime rates is the worst. If you know of a nation(s) that matches or nearly matches these requirements, please let me know.

Awww, thank you Kotlas; but small correction, JJ Place has a completely privatized healthcare and education system, with charity supplementing the systems for those who are unable to afford the services and products. Also, we're trying very hard to bump our political and social freedoms up to optimal levels; check back with us in around... a few months.

Posted: **Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:05 am**

The Scandinvans wrote:
Anemos Major wrote:The Scandinvans (IC enemy)\
Muhahaha try and stop the might of the Scandinvan Empire from taking over ze world.

You know what they say, Scandinvans.

Red sky at night, sailor's delight, red sky in the morning, nuke fest n' burning.

I hope that clears things up.

Posted: **Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:15 am**

Grays Harbor wrote:
Krsta wrote:bump ; by some sources Grays Harbor is the most hated of those "civilized" nations.

yeah, just high-lairious, there.

Calm yourself, I wrote the worst ones in the opening post, you were just like a PS

The prove how civilized you are is when your people were laughing when seeing photos of some genocide taking place in some nation... it was rather morbid - it was better not to comment at all, if it didn't touch you...

NationStates

Nations you consider the best/worst