The Rich Port wrote:... But you're "Techno-Soviet". If you were "Techno-Rapture", I would be less confused. I'm 18 and WTF?
I believe I've made mention several times I am not "space communists". In fact, I had that as my motto for quite a while.
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by Techno-Soviet » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:54 am
The Rich Port wrote:... But you're "Techno-Soviet". If you were "Techno-Rapture", I would be less confused. I'm 18 and WTF?

by The Rich Port » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:56 am


by Socialist Usonia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:57 am

by Socialist Usonia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:03 am
The Rich Port wrote:
LOL, were you bisexual when you came on NS for the first time? Still don't understand why, if you're "Techno-Soviet", you're a capitalist whoreland. But, OH WELL.

by Techno-Soviet » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:05 am
New Nicksyllvania wrote:Name: Lord Hervan vorn Fyurtsky
Gender: Male
Race: Leazusian (White)
Age: 25
Religion: Largely secular, with a bit of Nickism to justify certain things
Ideology: Laissez-faire Aristocratist
Vocal about your ideology?: Occasionally mutters things about tyrants and how foreigners are uncivilised, but tends to be courteous when face to face with actual foreigners, unless they offend him of course.
Vocal about your religion?: Hardly ever, generally the occasional thanks or curse to some higher power when appropriate, and the knowledge that god believes in him as much as he believes in god
Economic Class: Upper Nobility, how rude of you to think of him in economic terms, gentlemen are above mere wealth
Sexuality: Heterosexual, the few interactions with male Nickist priests were not consentual
Weight: 230 lbs
Education: University graduate, Bachelors
Skills: Shooting, Rugby, Polo, Pugilism, Fencing, Billiard Fives, Gambling, Rhetoric, Leadership
Current Job: Nicksyllvanians do not work openly (Aside from the Military)
Previous Jobs: Lieutenant in His Imperial Majesty's Armed Forces
Biography: A rather Generic Nicksyllvanian, finished a fairly normal private boarding school, joined the services at the age of 17, stationed overseas in Callasia, fighting savages in a tropical enviroment, transferred to the Deserts of Mo Quia, fighting savages in open sands. Finished service, bought some land and a homestead, a few working slaves, married a pretty Nicksyllvanian girl and bought a nice concubine or two with his spare money. Commissioned as an Officer after secondary education and has since been promoted to Lieutenant after satisfactory service as an Ensign, where he has lead two charges carrying the company colours.
Political Stances:
Religion: A god exists in some manner, best to go to church every sunday to at the very least serve as an example to those whose entrance into heaven is less certain then mine.
Atheism: For miscreants & ne'erdowells
Communism: A terrible, terrible contagious parasite, why I heard even penecillin is ineffective!
Capitalism: The only sensible and free economic system
Socialism: Tyranny
Fascism: Tyranny
Syndicalism: Mob Tyranny
Anarchy: Mob tyranny
Autocracy: Tyranny
Democracy: Mob Tyranny
Dictatorship:Tyranny
Taxes: Tyranny
Homosexuality: Quite rotten
Abortion: Largely for the poor or if the child isn't up to snuff
Alcohol: Excellent over the rocks, every gentleman has his drinking schedule
Gun Control: The Safety is optional
Other, sapient species: Better then those apish negroes surely, not something I would like near me though.

by The Rich Port » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:07 am
Socialist Usonia wrote:The Rich Port wrote:
LOL, were you bisexual when you came on NS for the first time? Still don't understand why, if you're "Techno-Soviet", you're a capitalist whoreland. But, OH WELL.
"Soviet" is Russian for "council". It isn't inherently connected to communism, although many communists express a desire for the creation of "workers' soviets."


by Socialist Usonia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:13 am
The Rich Port wrote:Socialist Usonia wrote:The Rich Port wrote:
LOL, were you bisexual when you came on NS for the first time? Still don't understand why, if you're "Techno-Soviet", you're a capitalist whoreland. But, OH WELL.
"Soviet" is Russian for "council". It isn't inherently connected to communism, although many communists express a desire for the creation of "workers' soviets."
Uh... YEAH THEY ARE.

by The Rich Port » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:15 am
Socialist Usonia wrote:You misunderstand me. The soviets that appeared during the 1905 and 1917 revolutions were of course very much connected to communism. However, the word "soviet" itself is not. Someone speaking Russian will refer to any council as a "soviet," whether said council has communistic characteristics or not, simply because "soviet" means "council" in Russian.

by Techno-Soviet » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:16 am
Socialist Usonia wrote:You misunderstand me. The soviets that appeared during the 1905 and 1917 revolutions were of course very much connected to communism. However, the word "soviet" itself is not. Someone speaking Russian will refer to any council as a "soviet," whether said council has communistic characteristics or not, simply because "soviet" means "council" in Russian.

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by Huerdae » Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:35 am
Xiscapia wrote:It amused her for a time to wonder if the two fleets could not see each other, so she could imagine them blindly stabbing in the dark, like a game of tag, if tag was played with rocket launchers in pitch blackness.
[17:15] <Telros> OH HO HO, YOU THOUGHT HUE WAS OUT OF LUCK, DID YOU
[17:15] <Telros> KUKUKU, HE HAS REINFORCEMENTS
[17:15] <Telros> FOR TELROS IS REINFORCEMENTS MAN
Rezo wrote:If your battleship turrets have a smaller calibre than your penis is long, you're doing it wrong.

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by Huerdae » Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:45 am
Xiscapia wrote:It amused her for a time to wonder if the two fleets could not see each other, so she could imagine them blindly stabbing in the dark, like a game of tag, if tag was played with rocket launchers in pitch blackness.
[17:15] <Telros> OH HO HO, YOU THOUGHT HUE WAS OUT OF LUCK, DID YOU
[17:15] <Telros> KUKUKU, HE HAS REINFORCEMENTS
[17:15] <Telros> FOR TELROS IS REINFORCEMENTS MAN
Rezo wrote:If your battleship turrets have a smaller calibre than your penis is long, you're doing it wrong.

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by New high charity 24 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:28 am
Techno-Soviet wrote:New high charity 24 wrote:Name: Alburt relenstein
Gender: male
Race: caucasion
Age: 26
Religion: Buddhist
Ideology: not alot
Vocal about your ideology?: awwwwww heck no!
Vocal about your religion?: yeah son!
Economic Class: midle class
Sexuality: female
Weight: 144
Education: college degree
Skills: welding, screwing, nails, guns, etc
Current Job: welding
Previous Jobs: none
Biography: a Boy raised in a regular street workin up to be able to work at his fathers welding company, he is a very good welder.
Political Stances: the goverment is doing good
Religion: Buddhist
Atheism: NO!
Communism: i love it!
Capitalism: ermmmmmm
Socialism: NEVER!
Fascism: NOT IN THIS LIFE TIME!
Syndicalism: well, NO
Anarchy: nope
Autocracy: yes
Democracy: alittle
Dictatorship: yeah you know me....
Taxes: pays them all
Homosexuality: nope
Abortion: i is a boy :3
Alcohol: alittle
Gun Control: has 10 guns
Other, sapient species: lizards, dogs, cats, birds.
Shot by the customs official himself, once again delivering justice from the barrel of his .45 pistol, for raping poor housepets (communists are natural rapists) and being a poorly disguised communist spy.
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Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
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by Abruzi » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:35 am
Techno-Soviet wrote:Abruzi wrote:Name: Dmitri Granin
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Age: 32
Religion: Atheist
Ideology: Marxist-Leninist
Vocal about your ideology?: Very
Vocal about your religion?: Very
Economic Class: Proletariat
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Weight: 175
Education: College
Skills: Speech giving, near professional shooting
Current Job: Communist Party Commissar
Previous Jobs: Garbage Man
Biography: Born in Abruzi he was persecuted for following the ways of Marx from an early age. Taking to wandering he left the Industrial Imperium and decided he might as well try to find a home within the Holy Union of the Conglomerate.
Political Stances:
Religion:No
Atheism: Yes
Communism:Amazing
Capitalism: No
Socialism: Yes
Fascism: No
Syndicalism: No
Anarchy: Only a post revolutionary embryonic society
Autocracy: No
Democracy: Only a Democracy of the Proletariat (some form of social democracy? IDK my list of terms ran out for this one)
Dictatorship: Only a dictatorship of the proletariat
Taxes: Yes, 100% to ensure that there is no currency in the system and the Worker's control the means of production completely.
Homosexuality:....only once
Abortion: Pro-Choice
Alcohol: Yes
Gun Control: No
Other, sapient species: Sure?
Upon reading the passport for the ill-fated and very, very misfortunate Mr. Granin, the customs official immediately warned everyone of the communist spy within their midst. In the near panic as men and women readied their weapons, poor Mr. Granin could only look back and wonder what a horrible mistake he had made coming to the Technocracy. He immediately fell to his knees, begging repentance and to be allowed to live.
Unable to bring themselves to shoot such a sniveling coward, and obviously having expected him to pull out some kind of communist ray gun, the people immediately lowered their weapons nad started shouting obscenities and death threats at Granin. The customs official himself even found himself being sympathetic to Mr. Granin's tears and begging to live.
Unfortunately, Mr. Troska, a Soviet paramilitary police officer, wasn't. Having been raised under the iron fist of communism, Mr. Troska began a rousing speech to remind the Soviet people of their duty to purge the galaxy of the communist, drowning out Mr. Granin's tears and sorrows, his pleas for his children. Troska began to point, accusing Granin of murder, genocide, and crimes against Humanity. Although the non-human members of the crowd were slightly put off by the last term, they shrugged, agreeing and readied their weapons once again. Slowly, the crowd began to recompose and become angered once again.
Troska gave a heartwrenching story about the days of the communists in his homeland. They were pulling his neighbours and his family from their homes, and locking them up in concentration camps, along with anyone deemed an "Enemy to the Proletarian Revolution". He told the story of how his mother returned from her work shift in the concentration camp, bruised and beaten.
She'd been raped by one of the communist guards that day, several times. Some days later, she found herself being raped once again, having been beset by the same guard. Troska watched from a distance, memorising the guard's features, hatred growing within him as he reached down, picking up a brick that had been dropped by the masons who worked in the camp. He spoke of how he'd slowly walked up to the guard, who looked over at this small boy, grinning ear-to-ear. He told how he heard his mother's pleas and cries. Then, he spoke triumphantly, motioning exactly as he had during that day, telling the crowd of how he'd taken the brick, and cracked it against the communist's skull, killing him instantly.
He spoke of how his mother had later committed suicide in the camp, how his little sister had been tortured and raped in the same way, how only he, his uncle and his father managed to escape the camp during the next night alive. He also spoke of how he was rescued by the Soviet Army several days later, which liberated the camp. They found all the prisoners had been killed, or moved to another concentration camp, and the crematoriums were stocked full of corpses, including his sister's.
As Granin pleaded and begged on the ground, the crowd roared and cheered for his death with a ferocity unknown that day, electrified by Troska's exemplary oratory skills and tragic tale of the evils of communism. With the crowd behind him, physically and figuratively, Troska raised his assault rifle, muttered a quick prayer for the good lord to rescue Dimitri's soul from the fiery depths of Hell, and put two rounds into Granin's back quickly, while the angry mob cheered and clapped, applauding Officer Troska.
Later that week, Troska was promoted from Senior Trooper to Patrol Leader, and his pay was increased three-fold to compensate for the emotional distress caused by the communist coming in close proximity to him.

by Techno-Soviet » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:37 pm
Abruzi wrote:Techno-Soviet wrote:Abruzi wrote:Name: Dmitri Granin
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Age: 32
Religion: Atheist
Ideology: Marxist-Leninist
Vocal about your ideology?: Very
Vocal about your religion?: Very
Economic Class: Proletariat
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Weight: 175
Education: College
Skills: Speech giving, near professional shooting
Current Job: Communist Party Commissar
Previous Jobs: Garbage Man
Biography: Born in Abruzi he was persecuted for following the ways of Marx from an early age. Taking to wandering he left the Industrial Imperium and decided he might as well try to find a home within the Holy Union of the Conglomerate.
Political Stances:
Religion:No
Atheism: Yes
Communism:Amazing
Capitalism: No
Socialism: Yes
Fascism: No
Syndicalism: No
Anarchy: Only a post revolutionary embryonic society
Autocracy: No
Democracy: Only a Democracy of the Proletariat (some form of social democracy? IDK my list of terms ran out for this one)
Dictatorship: Only a dictatorship of the proletariat
Taxes: Yes, 100% to ensure that there is no currency in the system and the Worker's control the means of production completely.
Homosexuality:....only once
Abortion: Pro-Choice
Alcohol: Yes
Gun Control: No
Other, sapient species: Sure?
Upon reading the passport for the ill-fated and very, very misfortunate Mr. Granin, the customs official immediately warned everyone of the communist spy within their midst. In the near panic as men and women readied their weapons, poor Mr. Granin could only look back and wonder what a horrible mistake he had made coming to the Technocracy. He immediately fell to his knees, begging repentance and to be allowed to live.
Unable to bring themselves to shoot such a sniveling coward, and obviously having expected him to pull out some kind of communist ray gun, the people immediately lowered their weapons nad started shouting obscenities and death threats at Granin. The customs official himself even found himself being sympathetic to Mr. Granin's tears and begging to live.
Unfortunately, Mr. Troska, a Soviet paramilitary police officer, wasn't. Having been raised under the iron fist of communism, Mr. Troska began a rousing speech to remind the Soviet people of their duty to purge the galaxy of the communist, drowning out Mr. Granin's tears and sorrows, his pleas for his children. Troska began to point, accusing Granin of murder, genocide, and crimes against Humanity. Although the non-human members of the crowd were slightly put off by the last term, they shrugged, agreeing and readied their weapons once again. Slowly, the crowd began to recompose and become angered once again.
Troska gave a heartwrenching story about the days of the communists in his homeland. They were pulling his neighbours and his family from their homes, and locking them up in concentration camps, along with anyone deemed an "Enemy to the Proletarian Revolution". He told the story of how his mother returned from her work shift in the concentration camp, bruised and beaten.
She'd been raped by one of the communist guards that day, several times. Some days later, she found herself being raped once again, having been beset by the same guard. Troska watched from a distance, memorising the guard's features, hatred growing within him as he reached down, picking up a brick that had been dropped by the masons who worked in the camp. He spoke of how he'd slowly walked up to the guard, who looked over at this small boy, grinning ear-to-ear. He told how he heard his mother's pleas and cries. Then, he spoke triumphantly, motioning exactly as he had during that day, telling the crowd of how he'd taken the brick, and cracked it against the communist's skull, killing him instantly.
He spoke of how his mother had later committed suicide in the camp, how his little sister had been tortured and raped in the same way, how only he, his uncle and his father managed to escape the camp during the next night alive. He also spoke of how he was rescued by the Soviet Army several days later, which liberated the camp. They found all the prisoners had been killed, or moved to another concentration camp, and the crematoriums were stocked full of corpses, including his sister's.
As Granin pleaded and begged on the ground, the crowd roared and cheered for his death with a ferocity unknown that day, electrified by Troska's exemplary oratory skills and tragic tale of the evils of communism. With the crowd behind him, physically and figuratively, Troska raised his assault rifle, muttered a quick prayer for the good lord to rescue Dimitri's soul from the fiery depths of Hell, and put two rounds into Granin's back quickly, while the angry mob cheered and clapped, applauding Officer Troska.
Later that week, Troska was promoted from Senior Trooper to Patrol Leader, and his pay was increased three-fold to compensate for the emotional distress caused by the communist coming in close proximity to him.
....but where is the skinning alive? I was under the impression that there would be skinning alive....

by Saurisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:49 pm
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