Team ProfileMy opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
- Choose my goalscorers Y
- Godmod scoring events Y
- RP injuries to my players Y
- Godmod injuries to my players Y
- Hand out yellow cards to my players Y
- Hand out red cards to my players Y
- Godmod other events Y
Style Modifier: + 2.8Formation: 6-2-2-1
Roster Key
* Addicted to Opium
* Alcoholic 
* Avid Smoker
* Improving Recently
* Playing injured
* Recovering
* Struggling Recently
Staff FM. Genrih Nahimov, Manager, 43 10 Caps, 1 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A morose man, who has attended more wars than football matches -- considered one of the veterans of association football in Unibot. A leg injury negated his ability to play as a young striker, which was the end to his team (the club dissolved shortly thereafter). He now walks with a slight hobble and is known to drink a few dry martinis before every game. HC. Alekseevič Gladkov, Head Coach, 49 7 Caps, 3 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A diligent, ernest gentleman who pursues professional football with a passion -- rumor has it that he left his law practice to take up football after only seeing the game (being played in a muddy moor with sticks for goalposts) being played once. His coaching-style is that of a meticulous but benevolent schoolteacher, he prefers a cup of crimson tea with a jigger of brandy for lunch. AC. Alekseevič Gladkov, Assistant Coach, 33 5 Caps, 2 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Gladkov, a con-man who pretends to be clairvoyant, got involved with football following a prison sentence, he found it similar to the rugby that the prisoners would occasionally play -- his creativity has been used in the creation of unusual plays. Gladov enjoys a pint of beer for supper every evening. EM. Varlam Skobelev, Equipment Manager, 24 Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
He never played football, but Skobelev sure thinks it looks like fun. Varlam, once a beggar, joined the staff as the Equipment Manager when he defeated Rodney "the bull" Raleigh in a messy bar fight, Raleigh had planned on laying a beating down on Unibot's veteran football player, Feliks Buharin. Varlam was offered the position as a warm thank-you. Skobelev is known to drink just about any alcoholic drink that some how comes into his possession. 
TD. Dr. Lev Degtârëv M.D, Physician, 41 ✯✯✯½ out of ✯✯✯✯✯
Degtârëv graduated from Medical school with honors but was sued for malpractice a few years ago by an angry husband who had learned his wife was having intercourse with Degtârëv in his practice's office. He likes to play an out-tune mandolin and smoke opium, both of which he often conducts will he dignoses his patients. His favorite drink is notoriously water, which is strange considering the greater chance of bacterial proliferation in water than in alcohol -- a risk that Degtârëv would be well aware of. TS. Dr. Mihajlovič Rudenko M.D, Field Surgeon, 56 ✯½ out of ✯✯✯✯✯
A field surgeon who has participated in several wars. Rudenko is prone to liking to amputate even when it isn't unnecessary.. which of course is improper for a surgeon for a professional football team. He is also known to drink heavily with a flask of brandy in his left hand and his scalpel in his right. HN. Nurse Tatiana Berezovskij, Head Nurse, 54
✯✯½ out of ✯✯✯✯✯
Crusty ol' Nurse Berezovskij also has experience from the war, where she learned to treat her patients like pieces of meat and practiced the art of maternal benevolence ("mother knows best"). She enjoys snickering at the silly fictional works of Nurse Nightingale and occasionally drinking a cup of Earl Grey that can't even begin to warm her reptilian blood.
Goalkeepers 12. Isaak Skrâbin, GK, 19
- Marius Marauders Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Currently learning the ropes of goalkeeping from Âbločkov, Skrâbin is a young hopeful who hopes to avoid a career as a coalminer by becoming a professional footballer. Although he is a light drinker, he prefers a glass of scotch over just about anything but football.3. Vasilʹevič Belinskij, C/RB, 24 - Robrecht Marvericks Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Vasilʹevič Belinskij is a burly, tall brick. His friends would call him "the wall" if he had any. He is a mute, and is particularly slow at running, but overtly aggressive. He seems to mumble quite a bit when his mother feeds him a Shot of Creme De Cassis and tequillia. 
13. Ivanovič Hruŝëv, C/LB, 29
- Gerben Serpents Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
This burly fellow's main claim to fame is that he "scored" the first goal in The Unibotian Football League on the first day of the inaugural season for the Gerben Serpents against their rivals, Cobus Laraha. Unfortunately, his goal was scored into his own net, thereby scoring an "own goal". He is very violent and aggressive, prone to sudden bursts of extreme behavior. Hruŝëv was convicted of pickpocketing when he was eleven, and spent two years in prison. His favorite drink is a beer-stein full of single malt whiskey. 
14. Mihajlovič Plehanov, C/RB, 23
- UCDF A.C.F Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A ladies' man, who oftentimes isn't too focused on the game, Plehanov likes to play dirty and push from behind. In football however, he is a fairly passive player and often is criticized for being scared of threats. Nonetheless, Plehanov is a dedicated war veteran and enjoys a large glass of Kölsch.4. Lukič Bukovskij, C/LM, 18 -Meint's Flying Circus of Funambulists & Other Curiosities A.C.F Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Lukič Bukovskij was a circus performer for most of his childhood, best known as being the "Underwater Funambulist"! . Lukič's last act, involving a football, inspired him to become a professional footballer. He has a good long pass, and shows quite a bit of potential. He often can be seen with a bottle of red wine. 15. Boris Fomin, C/LM, 21
- UCDF A.C.F Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
An engineer for the Unibot Ceremonial Defense Force. He is married with one child. Oftentimes, Boris is so intoxicated from his daily pints of beer that he angrily stumbles on the field, fumbles his passes or passes to the opposing team. 16. Konstantin Gorbačëv, C/RM, 25
- New Arjan Breadwinners Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Gorbačëv owns a local clocktinker shop in a spare time, and is a widowed husband with one daughter. He has a solid control over the ball, and has good stamina. Nevertheless, he snores so loudly that the team often buys him his own train compartment, he especially snores after enjoying a bottle of Maraschino. 
6. Alʹfred Adamovič, R/CS, 22 - New Arjan Breadwinners 1 Caps, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Al'fred is a real team player - a man of modest build who often makes quick and clever passes. He is a part-time mail clerk, a roman catholic, married with eleven children. He rarely drinks, and prefers a cup of Earl Grey with honey. 7. Roman Âbločkov, LW, 20 - New Werner Warlocks 1 Caps, 1 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A real ladies man, and a solider with the Unibot Ceremonial Naval Defense Force (UCDNF). Roman is a tall, well-built man with a lot of agility and speed. However, he is known to get aggressive with referees. His favorite drink can be found his flask full of vodka. 17. Âkov Karpov, CS, 19
- Marius Marauders Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A local police officer who is a little too popular with the local prostitutes for the Metropolitan Police's liking. He was suspended from duty last year, but since then has become a fairly decent footballer. He's been known to drain a few pints of beer whilst singing a tune or two.18. Artëm Kondrašin, CS, 20 -Bartel Filibusters
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A coal stolker and shoveller for a luxury cruise liner than sank last April, Kondrašin is now unemployed and supports his fiancée and himself financially as a professional football player and a light laborer. He has considered cheating on his wife many times, especially after drinking a few glasses of Green Chartreuse.
19. Dmitrievič Žukov, L/R/CS, 21
- Roel Sparrows Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Dmitrievič Žukov is playing the sport he loves professionally, after abandoning Law School, which has greatly upset his father. He now works as a Textile Mill Worker, and has fallen in love with a fellow employee. Žukov has always enjoyed the taste of Amaretto.20. Sergej Tariverdiev, L/R/CS, 18 - Ceres Merchants
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Serej is a prospective English major with the University of Odessa. He hopes that through his exploits, football will adopted as a collegian sport. His favorite drink is a pint of beer and he hopes to marry a girl named Sabrina -- doesn't matter what she looks likes are what she's like, so long as she named Sabrina.
21. Rostislav Čapaev, L/RW, 20
- Cobus Laraha Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
One of the quickest runners of the team, this young player has shown to have quite a bit of talent. He lost his left ear to a stray bullet as a corporal. He is known for being very funny, and likes to tell a few jokes loudly over a glass of Curaçao . 22. Vissarion Tupolev, L/RW, 22
- Bartel Filibusters Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Tupolev, married with three children, also a roman catholic. He teaches his children and ten others in a local schoolhouse. Tupolev is a graceful runner, and an avid follower of the rules (he considers himself something of a lawyer). He does not drink, but often dreams of a glass milk that tastes like steak.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:58 pm
