Embassy Program overseen by the Secretary of State Ro Cthellen
Welcome all, welcome all, to any and all wishing to establish open diplomatic relations with The Onigiri Enclave, of the founding three members of The Bunny Fire. We are something of a Fantasy Post-Modern Tech Nation, a nation some United Nations delegates and journalists have slapdashedly compared as a "High-Fantasy Wakanda" and an "anime come to life" among other things. *supersonic cyborg fairies & harpies whizz by as explosions light up the night sky* Honestly I don't know where people get these ideas from. For us, this is Wednesday.
The Onigiri Enclave was formed after many lower class individuals, mostly humans, but also several members of other non-human sentient races, such as mermaids, nekomimi, imumimi, kitsune, centaurs, ponies, and more, grew frustrated with continued class and species feuds going on at the time in Fishy Apples, namely between the ruling mermaids and the nekomimi, and decided to pull up stakes & head west across the Tufahije River in 664 AD, which at the time was uncharted territory. After trekking through the wilderness for almost two years, the emigrants ran into a strange new indigenous people, a species of literal sentient onigiri who were very posh and fabulous. Agreeing to let them settle in their lands if they help them carry heavy loads for them, the emigrants began to set up a community. To ensure their new fledging home didn't head the way of Fishy Apples, the founding foremothers decided to pound out a complex and well thought out constitution... though any time they disagreed on something they did a lot of shrooms and battled each other bare-fisted in an arena battle royale until the last woman stood. They also did a lot a shrooms WHILE writing the constitution too. That might explain the several references to "Tim, the Cosmic Ten-Eyed Lemming" in Article IV.
Regardless, our constitution, and by default, our nation, came into being on May 20th, 666 AD, at 4:26 AM. Without the pesky burden of the medieval Catholic Church lording over us, we were able basically skip all that Dark Ages nonsense altogether and skip straight to the Colonial Era, just without the slavery... and we still quite hadn't figured out the gunpowder part yet either. We expanded further north and west over the centuries, peacefully annexing new lands, until in the early 14th century we finally butted heads with another major nation, Windiria. Tensions rose, and war seemed imminent, with both sides trying to goad Fishy Apples onto their side. Finally in 1332 AD, both Windirian and Onigiri forces gathered atop Uncle Ben's Mesa ready for war, when the ruler of Fishy Apples, Queen Jazmine II, and a very powerful mage, became tired of our nonsense and torched the mesa, which was home to thousands of rabbits. The bouncing baby bunnies burning brightly in the night struck terror in the armies (as did the two kilometer tall tornado of flames) and drove all three parties to the negotiation table. From there a peace was made, and The Bunny Fire was formed.
From there, The Onigiri Enclave has been peacefully growing onward and upward, into the vast post-modern cosmopolitan mecca it is today.
The Onigiri Enclave is a Direct Democracy. This means it lacks a traditional "legislature" that representative democracies have. Instead, every citizen, from the moment they are born, automatically enjoy the rights and power to vote on & enjoin bills, debate & amend laws, attach riders, and override the veto of El Presidente, the elected executive official - basically anything a typical liberal first world democratic legislature can do, doing so via 21024 factor encrypted servers that are authenticated every hour by system checkers employed by the Tech Guru, Iris Akalækker and votes verified by staffers employed by the offices of the Minister of the Interior, Bast Alençona. The citizenry, typically known as Riceballs, vote into power the chief executive, El Presidente, and El Presidente can nominate the heads of the ten Executive Offices, which Riceballs can confirm with a 65% vote. These Executive Officers are similar to Cabinet officials in a sense when compared to the American executive branch, but with more power, and that the Commander-in-Chief is NOT El Pesidente, but the Defense Czar, the highest seated Executive Officer and the closest thing The Onigiri Enclave has to a Vice President.
El Presidente and all the Executive Officers operate from Subarashī Koya, a pair of 47 story tall double helical structures surrounding a massive sequoia tree deep in the heart of the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium that doubles as the official residence of El Presidente and their family. Their order of succession in the event something should happen to El Presidente is somewhat delineated by what floor they are on; the higher the floor they work on they are, the higher on the executive line of succession they are. Of the Executive Officers, there's the aforementioned Defense Czar, followed by the Tech Guru, Secretary of State, Surgeon Admiral, Corporate Stooge, Ultima Procuratoris, Executive Sous Chef, the Lord of Dosh, the Minister of the Interior, and then the Traffic Cop. If all the Executives are somehow waylaid, the receptionist on the first floor is next in line.
These are following rules and regulations regarding the establishment and operation of an embassy and/or consulate in The Onigiri Enclave:
- All embassies will be located in the capital of Wasabi Mysterium. However, it is of your discretion if you wish to open up to three (3) consulates in one of the cities that will be designated below.
- Any and all embassies and consulates and their premises shall be treated as territory of the nations which they belong to, and this sovereignty will be respected by the Onigiri government and authorities.
- Only the ambassador, consul, and their minor children under the age of 22 shall be granted diplomatic immunity. All other staff, family members, and security are subject to Onigiri law when outside of embassy premises.
- The total land area allotted for an embassy is 27,098 m2 and 8872 m2 for a consulate.
- The maximum size of an embassy building allowed is 16 above ground levels and 4 below ground levels. Consulate facilities are allowed a maximum size of 4 above ground levels and 2 below ground levels.
- An embassy may staff up to 400 administrative personnel (and their families), 200 service/maintenance employees (and their families), and 150 security personnel (and their families). Consulates may staff up to 100 administrative personnel (and their families), 30 service/maintenance employees (and their families), and 50 security personnel (and their families).
- Normally, any firearm that uses ammunition smaller than 12.7 x 108mm (.50 BMG) is prohibited in The Onigiri Enclave, but foreign security personnel can file with the office of the Defense Czar to get special waivers to allow them carry weapons firing rounds as small as 7.62 x 51mm NATO in The Onigiri Enclave.
- Embassies are restricted to two tactical nuclear devices, their combined yields totaling 3 kilotons in explosive yield, for self defense... or duck hunting.
- Automobiles have been banned in The Onigiri Enclave since shortly after the discovery of the internal combustion engine in the 16th century. However, embassies can still register any sort of helicopter, conventional or VTOL fighter jet, horse, wagon, snowmobile, zamboni, ox cart, anything (and if you place a consulate in Maruchan, Nanako, Moonshine Gravy, Lapis Lazuli, or Tufahije City, water vehicles like hydrofoils, hovercrafts, yachts, etc.)... as long as it isn't powered by a fossil-fueled energy source and dependent on an asphalt surface for easy traction... because you won't find ANY of those in The Onigiri Enclave. There are ZERO paved roads here. Lots of snow, ice, and forests though.
In all, your embassy may have a combined total of 75 vehicles, which can have up to heavy armor and weaponry installed. Consulates may house 18 vehicles equipped with medium armor.- We're a pet-friendly embassy program, so feel free to bring your pets along!!
Below are the cities where one may request a consulate office. Remember one may only open up to three (3) consulate offices at any given time:
City: Silk Sardonyx
Population: 684,000,000
Known As: The largest city is The Onigiri Enclave, and considered it's entertainment capital, where nearly all of the nation's anime and movies are produced.City: Nanako
Population: 102,400,000
Known As: Located in the heart of the Sake Swamp and near the Albaloo Observatory atop Mt. Fabulosity, Nanako is regarded as the nexus of the Onigiri research community.City: Donburi of the Mists
Population: 26,912,800
Known As: Long considered the ancestral origin of the Fabulous Onigiri, this town in the northern reaches of the foggy Gyakusetsu Forest is heralded as the hub of The Onigiri Enclave's culture and fashion.City: Moonshine Gravy
Population: 74,400,000
Known As: Moonshine Gravy is not only The Onigiri Enclave's biggest e-sports destination, but a major tech center in the nation.City: Maruchan
Population: 110,082,005
Known As: For foodies everywhere, Maruchan is considered the food capital of The Onigiri Enclave.City: Opalescence
Population: 18,140,000
Known As: While Maruchan is considered the gourmet capital of The Onigiri Enclave, that food must come from somewhere, and this city in the southwestern portion of the Basmati Plains is the agricultural leader of The Onigiri Enclave. It's also a hop, skip, and a jump from Windiria, in case you ever want to take a trip there.City: Lapis Lazuli
Population: 62,156,000
Known As: Lapis Lazuli, a city situated entirely on an oasis island in the far northern reaches of the Rijsttafel Desert in the northeastern corner of the country is a major military manufacturing sector in The Onigiri Enclave.City: Tufahije City
Population: 84,000,000
Known As: Finally, there's Tufahije City, which is situated on the eastern edge of the Sake Swamp, and is bordered by the Tufahije River on the north, east, and south that also makes up most of the border with neighboring Fishy Apples. Consuls and their families are just as likely to encounter tourists from Fishy Apples as they are Onigiri locals here. Also they will be enthralled being near and learning about the aboriginal living areas of the Wood Mermaids.
Embassies (All embassies are located in Wasabi Mysterium)
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[list][blocktext][*][b]Official [i](Full)[/i] Nation Name:[/b]
[*][b]Government Type:[/b]
[*][b]Economy Type:[/b]
[*][b]Head of State [i](Including Title)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Foreign Affairs [i](Name of Office & Leader of Said Office)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Brief Description of Nation [i](Optional)[/i]:[/b][/blocktext][/list]
[b][u][size=140]Ambassadorial Data[/size][/u][/b]
[list][blocktext][*][b]Ambassador's Name:[/b]
[*][b]Ambassador's Sex:[/b]
[*][b]Ambassador's Pronouns:[/b]
[*][b]Ambassador's Species:[/b]
[*][b]Ambassador's Race:[/b]
[*][b]Family [i](Yes/No)[/i]:[/b]
If you answered Yes to the above question, please fill in their names and ages below:
[*][b]Pets [i](Yes/No)[/i]:[/b]
If you answered Yes to the above question, please fill in their names, species, and ages below:
[*][b]Health Concerns:[/b]
[*][b]Any Special Requests:[/b][/blocktext][/list]
[b][u][size=140]Facility[/size][/u][/b]
[list][blocktext][*][b]Size of Embassy Facility [i](in m[sup]2[/sup] - Size[sub]Max[/sub] 27,098 m[sup]2[/sup])[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Floors of Embassy Facility [i](Labelled as "X, Y" where "X = Floors Above Ground" & "Y = Floors Below Ground" - X[sub]Max[/sub] 16 floors, Y[sub]Max[/sub] 4 floors)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]# of Administrative Staff Employed [i](Admin[sub]Max[/sub] 400)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]# of Service & Maintenance Staff Employed [i](Service[sub]Max[/sub] 200)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]# of Security Staff Employed [i](Security[sub]Max[/sub] 150)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Weaponry Used by Security Forces [i](Firearms using ammunition smaller than 7.62 x 51mm NATO are prohibited)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Will Your Embassy Be Outfitting Itself with Tactical Nukes [i](Limit Two Weapons With a Total Combined Yield of 3 Kilotons)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Vehicles Used by Embassy [i](Automobiles Are Banned in The Onigiri Enclave, Most Any Other Form of Transportation is Permitted Though)[/i]:[/b][/blocktext]
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Consulates (Simply copy, paste, and fill out a second and/or third time below your first entry if you wish to have more than one embassy. Remember, the maximum total number of consulates you may request is three [3])
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[spoiler=Consulate Request][color=#4800AF][b][u][size=140]Consular Data[/size][/u][/b]
[list][blocktext][*][b]Name of Consul:[/b]
[*][b]Consul's Sex:[/b]
[*][b]Consul's Pronouns:[/b]
[*][b]Consul's Species:[/b]
[*][b]Consul's Race:[/b]
[*][b]Family [i](Yes/No)[/i]:[/b]
If you answered Yes to the above question, please fill in their names and ages below:
[*][b]Pets [i](Yes/No)[/i]:[/b]
If you answered Yes to the above question, please fill in their names, species, and ages below:
[*][b]Health Concerns:[/b]
[*][b]Any Special Requests:[/b][/blocktext][/list]
[b][u][size=140]Facility Data[/size][/u][/b]
[list][blocktext][*][b]Size of Consulate Facility [i](in m[sup]2[/sup] - Size[sub]Max[/sub] 8872 m[sup]2[/sup])[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Floors of Consulate Facility [i](Labelled as "X, Y" where "X = Floors Above Ground" & "Y = Floors Below Ground" - X[sub]Max[/sub] 4 floors, Y[sub]Max[/sub] 2 floors)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]# of Administrative Staff Employed [i](Admin[sub]Max[/sub] 100)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]# of Service & Maintenance Staff Employed [i](Service[sub]Max[/sub] 30)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]# of Security Staff Employed [i](Security[sub]Max[/sub] 50)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Weaponry Used by Security Forces [i](Firearms using ammunition smaller than 7.62 x 51mm NATO are prohibited)[/i]:[/b]
[*][b]Vehicles Used by Embassy [i](Automobiles Are Banned in The Onigiri Enclave, Consulates Are Allowed Light & Medium Armored Vehicles)[/i]:[/b][/blocktext]
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