Proverbs From Your Country

[Robotalica]

Memorable Quotes of Robotalica

"You Vermin cower in the dust while we Sterilize you nation, Cowards!"

"What your point of view on "In-Humane" to us is anything but such."

"Man brought about its own Demise, and we are the ones who shall bring it!"

"Carbon Based Life forms..Pitiful."

"Protocol States your nation is of great lethality to Robotalica, prepare to be Sterilized!"

"The death of a man is a Trajedy. The Death of a million is a Statistic"

[Velgrae]

This is a proverb regarding abortion.


"Don't fucking have sex you dumb slut, if you can't handle pregnancy, stupid bitch"

A bit wordy.

[Yohannes]

"Democracy, Economy, Science, Empire, and the Kaisar"

-Donata Setyoutomo-
Head of Government.
First Minister


Edit : Kaisar (Indonesian word for Emperor, for you who doesn't know it)

[Etria Massa]

To take someone's virginity forcefully means to take their sex too.

Relativity? What is that in relation to?

Logically speaking, speaking is not logic. (This one is to remind our scientists that logic is a subset of language. The circular connotation calls attention to how logic is faulty.)

Using thy rod on another is using thy rod on oneself.

Do unto others what they preference, just as you would prefer others to do unto you.

We have two hands, and one body. We should love and receive love according to that. (This is not meant to be dirty, we express love through innocent cuddling and massage more than words.)

[Farued]

“When entering holy land always leave your shoes on the rabbis hat your gloves on the mullahs hat, and your key’s leave them with the shamen. for when they return your keys gloves and hat you will enter a different house, so no one will ask where you came from.„
“The homosexual orgy awaits all those who proclaim proudly to be gay.„

[Georgism]

"He who prefers toast to cereal has never had honey nut cheerios"

[Cirona]

Pourquoi faut-il vous dérange où je place mon pénis?
Why does it bother you where I place my penis?

- quote André Pièque (1868-1931), on May 26, 1893.

André Pièque was the first openly gay politician in Cirona and is known as the father of Cironi homosexual culture and freedom.

During a public debate on Mary 26, 1893, Pièque challenged his opponent Théodore Jambon by stating: Puisque il n'est pas votre pénis, pourquoi faut-il vous dérange où je place mon pénis? (Since it's not your penis, why does it bother you where I place my penis?. Although homosexuality was already legal back then along with homosexual civil unions, many politicians from the conservative Union Famille challenged the policy.

Nowadays, the quote has become a unique Cironi proverb that is normally used by teenagers towards their parents or among teenagers in the following manner:

Parent: Tu cesseras de parle à ce garçon, il est mauvaise influence. (You have to stop talking to that boy, he is bad influence.)
Child: Momie, pourquoi faut-il vous dérange où je place mon pénis? (Mummy, why does it bother you where I place my penis?)

[Kalasparata]

Stupid little kids. They come in, think they can run the joint and break all our stuff-head of the No one bellow 9 years old society of Kalasparta

[Sungai Pusat]

He who is given what is labour is worth would be satisfied. He who is not will quit his screwed up job and got to another.

[Waterlords]

The first to jump from the boat, the first to die!

Swim like you are drowning and targeted by torpedoes!

[Sungai Pusat]

Tit for tat, according to how much the two parties thing the tit and tat are worth.

[Ibasira]

"The obvious path has been travelled many times, and the wealth it leads to, already plundered."

[Wonderchicken]

It did not originate with our people (it's a passage from the Bible; James 1:20), but it does resonate with them:

Pahzhehcsol pahtu gash-biklukah kahtoshkah ga shehkhot khoot dehnfa gah Hacs-Ahkhet. In Mode-B transliteration, it reads as Päzhĕsōl pätū găsh-bĭklūkä kätōshkä gă shĕxōt xöt dĕnfă gä Hăs-Äxĕt (see the Katothwa Re conlang thread original post for a pronunciation guide). It means "The anger of man has never brought about the righteousness of God." In the King James Version (English translation), the same verse reads "For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God."

[Kalasparata]

The only people who ever use surds, algebra, expanding and factorising in the real world are maths teachers...

[St George of England]

The only people who ever use surds, algebra, expanding and factorising in the real world are maths teachers...

*coughs violently*PhysicistsEngineersDesiginersArchitectsRocketScientistsDoctorsChemistsHundredsOfOtherCareers*violent cough*

[Sungai Pusat]

Let people be what they want to be, rather than let people be what society wants them to be.
-Mr Husti, Lecturer

[Aristicacy]

"There always is a point in time when the stopped clock is right"
"Good does not always have the loudest voice"

[Byronic Persons]

A little idiocy can ruin a large normalcy.
It's better to cheat and win than to be honest and fail.
The most innocent can be the most impure.
Jump down a ramp, and you will jump higher than you will on flat ground.
Even the foolish can be the wisest of all men if he is alone.
He who shouts his story the loudest will be the most remembered.
And finally, our national motto:
Low self esteem prevents disappointment, for the lowly rock will suffer less than the high column when they fall to earth.

MORE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
Someone broke that rule before it was created.
Only a jackass gets away with cheating and admits it.
When in doubt, quote.
And out favorite insult:
You think that magical creatures are real. By that logic, you believe your father is real.

[Kalasparata]

1.it's not fair that women can hit men but men can't hit women-Kalasparatan Proverb
2.Scratch a good ich-What's so good about it?
3.Everything happens for a good reason!

[Fnarr-fnarr]

Anyone who disagrees with me is a fascist nazi and will be shot.

[Work Time Fun]

Anyone who disagrees with me is a fascist nazi and will be shot.

I disagree with you.
*pulls out fat man loaded with mini nuke and aim

as for quotes

A well aimed tactical nuke is the solution to all of life's problems

[Sungai Pusat]

Freedom and Security will very well both be achieved if we just let them have both.
-Some guy

[Ixzara]

Taxes and Death are the only things certain in life, however, the Ixzaran government supports the death penalty which may very well mean that one day your taxes will have killed you.

~Alfredo Vizcaveno, Governor of the Province of Kazan~

[Sungai Pusat]

The only most certain thing in life is death.
-Alferd Gustov

[Kalasparata]

"And that's why you shouldN'T vote for me"-
Former President Ima Fukilia